"Buddha, the most urgent task now is to strictly prohibit believers from using mobile phones and come up with effective countermeasures."
"Otherwise, when the mobile phones in the underworld are fully deployed, no matter how hard we try, it will be useless."
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's words were concise, but to the point.
Ever since the Tang Dynasty destroyed Buddhism, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has discovered the horror of mobile phones.
Invisibly narrowing the distance between the three realms, no matter whether it is mortals or monks, facing the temptation of mobile phones, they can't resist at all.
The mobile phones in the underworld were almost sold out as soon as they arrived, and neither the inside nor the outside was lost.
In comparison, the way Buddhism harvests faith through fear is indeed too low.
The Bodhisattvas heard the deep chill in the words of Guanyin Venerable, but they all looked indifferent.
Mobile phones?
Just that rubbish can also shake the status of their Buddhism?
Isn't this funny?
"Do you know that Taoism has already launched the immortal machine? The luck has soared by 30%."The Tathagata suddenly spoke at this time, and the news he broke made the Bodhisattvas stunned.
Could it be that this mobile phone really has such a great power?
But how can this be possible!
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva picked up the mobile phone left by the Western Ghost Emperor, turned it over and over, and still couldn't figure it out, so he had to look at the Tathagata who was sitting on the high seat.
"This cell phone is ordinary, can it really have such a capability?"
Tathagata shook his head:"What Guanyin said is true, the cell phones in the underworld can communicate regardless of distance, and the Taoist immortal machine can calculate cause and effect. Our Buddhist sect has fallen behind half a step. If we don't act soon, our faith will be harvested at any time."
Hiss - cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the Bodhisattvas.
How did things suddenly become like this?
Wasn't it agreed that the West would prosper?
Why does it sound like the rhythm of exterminating the whole family?
"Therefore, I decided that Buddhism should also launch its own mobile phone!"
The Tathagata said:"The missionary work will be temporarily handed over to Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. Each of them will be responsible for one continent. Do you have any opinions?"
"Obey the command of the Buddha!!"All the Bodhisattvas bowed in unison.
Guanyin bowed slightly without making a sound, but she couldn't help but sigh in her heart: Sure enough, although she was not responsible for the last incident, her position in Buddhism was still shaken.
The three Bodhisattvas took the order and left, flying out of the clouds.
When they were halfway up, Manjushri and Samantabhadra exchanged glances and nodded secretly.
Manjushri Bodhisattva spoke first:"The situation in Jambu Province is chaotic, I will take the trouble to run a trip for Guanyin to clean up the mess."
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva followed closely:"Uttarakuru Province is a bitter and cold place, I will suffer a little loss, but Guanyin will not snatch it from me, right?"
Guanyin:"……"
I was numb, my whole body was numb!
He said he was cleaning up the mess for himself, and he thought about himself. He was really kind-hearted...
If she didn't know what Dongsheng Shenzhou was like, she would have been deceived.
"I hope you two won't regret your choice in the end!"
Guanyin looked a little cold, and without arguing, she flew directly towards Dongsheng Shenzhou on the cloud.
Having made a mistake before, she had no choice at all.
……
In the Lingshan Hall, the departure of the three Bodhisattvas did not end the meeting.
Maitreya Buddha, who had been standing by with a smile, took the initiative to stand up and asked curiously:"Buddha, why do you have to arrange it this way? Isn't it a risk of splitting Buddhism?" Tathagata chuckled:"Mobile phones are a brand new thing. No one knows the philosophy contained in them except the underworld. After all, someone in Buddhism must try it!"
"If someone wants to make progress, Buddhism will certainly not be stingy in giving opportunities." Taolai is very excited about the new track of incense caused by mobile phones, but he is also very cautious.
As the basic base provided by the Buddhist faith, Xiniu Hezhou is unlikely to have problems in a short period of time, and Buddhism also needs time to try and explore on this new track. The ancient Buddha Ran Deng looked at Maitreya Buddha and smiled and pointed out:
"Whether this attempt succeeds or not, Buddhism will not suffer too much loss."
"Leave some room for maneuver, no matter what the result is, we can make plans early. Maitreya Buddha, do you understand?"
Maitreya Buddha suddenly realized and bowed,"Disciple, I have learned your lesson!"
……
The netherworld, the city of the dead!
The construction project has started in full swing, and the prisoners who were originally imprisoned in the eighteen levels of hell have also begun to serve as helpers.
King Yama stood at the forefront, actively urging the progress of the construction.
The boss with a big look in his eyes kept scanning back and forth inside and outside the construction site. He was not checking if anyone was lazy, but was afraid that these poor ghosts would steal the construction materials.
"Lord Yama, please forgive me this time. I won’t dare to do it again next time!"
"I was blinded by the lard and couldn't help myself. I really didn't dare to steal it!"
"Lord Yama, you can’t do this!!"
Several souls who were caught on the spot were hung up and looked at the oil pan that the ghost messenger brought from the Eighteen Hells, shouting with trembling voices.
There is no ghost who doesn’t know the Eighteen Hells when they come to the underworld.
Especially those who engaged in prostitution, theft and robbery in their lifetime, who were thrown into the oil pan hell after death, the screams of the souls in them are so painful that you can’t help but tremble all over.
"Spare you? These heavenly treasures, even if reincarnated for thousands of lifetimes, are not something you can afford to pay for."
"His Majesty Fengdu is merciful, but you have committed theft, how can you let him off so easily?"
Yan Luo Wang's voice was cold, and he waved his hand to signal the ghost to punish him.
Ever since the reconstruction and renovation of the Wrongful Death City began, the eyes of Yan Luo Ghost Emperor's colleagues have been looking at him more and more wrong.
It was a red and green look.
Full of jealousy and anger!
Especially the Eastern and Southern Ghost Emperors, the eyes that wanted to kill a person were simply not hidden.
Worrying about the lack of wealth and the inequality, now there are countless pairs of eyes staring at him outside the city every day.
If a screw is lost on the construction site, it is estimated that the memorial impeaching him will be full of the eyes of His Majesty Fengdu tomorrow.
These guys dared to play such a trick in front of him, which was really abominable.
Sizzle- as the hanging dead souls were thrown into the oil pan, the shrill howls filled the entire construction site like Like a big steel drill, it goes straight through the ear canal to everyone's brain.
Although everyone is in the underworld and understands that the eighteen levels of hell are terrible, the only ones who have really seen the tragic punishment are the ghost messengers on duty every day.
Everyone was an honest person when they were alive, and they had never seen such a big scene.
The sweat on the foreheads of many ghosts with small thoughts could not stop flowing down.
However, falling into the oil pan is not the end. The ghost messenger behind them quickly hung these ghosts up again with ropes.
The injuries on the ghosts were visibly healed, and then the rope in the ghost's hand suddenly loosened again, and they walked into the water again.
Can't live, can't die!
The dual stimulation of vision and hearing made many ghosts piss on the spot.
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