Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

"Don't be nervous, I'm just an old man who's here to show my respect!"

"Speaking of which, I have to thank you, the underworld. With this ranking, I finally have the courage to face the thunder tribulation!"

The gray-robed old man had a kind face, and his body was wrapped in a thin layer of golden light, which faintly revealed a sense of holiness.

The salesperson was confused. Why was he talking so well, and then he imitated those bald donkeys to shine?

The City God appeared with a look of seeing a ghost on his face:"Is this a golden body of merit? How could it be?"

His eyes must be blind.

The man in front of him is a famous devil on the ranking list, how could he have merit?

"The Tao is selfless. As long as I kill enough evil people, even though I am a devil, it is not too much to accumulate merits, right?"

"This... makes sense!!"The City God smiled a little bit far-fetchedly.

How many people did this guy kill? He is indeed a demon cultivator!

But, he is really a good guy.

I am afraid he must have cut leeks all the way here.

The City God sent the old Taoist out with a strange face, and felt that his three views were seriously impacted. The big demons began to have merits and golden bodies. This era has changed too fast.

Even those Buddhist Arhats, the merits and golden bodies are not as dazzling as this demon, right?

The Bone Demon Patriarch walked out of the City God's shop, seemed to have sensed something, smiled slightly, and bowed to the people around him.

"I am not talented, but I have just risen to 998th place in the list of good people in Dongsheng Shenzhou. Before you take action, you should think clearly about the cause and effect."

Boom - the words of the Bone Demon Ancestor instantly caused a commotion among the countless monks who were watching the show.

Disdain, suspicion, shock!

"Can you be a little more hypocritical? I can smell your injustice from a distance, and you tell me you are a kind person?"

"What the hell, how could this happen?"

"I don't believe it, this is absolutely fake!"

""Fuck, as an upright person, I haven’t gotten a body of merit and gold, so what the hell makes you think you can?"

Hearing that there is a great demon here, the monks who hurriedly came on flying swords were defeated on the spot.

In the dark night, the merit and gold of the Bone Demon Ancestor was so conspicuous that many monks burst into tears on the spot!

Above the clouds, Taoist Qingmei also had a complicated expression:"Master, should we take action?"

This is the first time that everyone has encountered such a situation.

Really inexperienced.

Taoist Baimei’s eyelids twitched wildly, and he was also shocked. He waved his whisk, closed his eyes and recited the meditation mantra, which calmed his fluctuating mood.

"Let's just forget it. This Bone Demon Ancestor has a lot of sins and blessings. Once we kill him, our sins may increase even more than our blessings and blessings. It's not worth it!"

"Since the other party has repented, he must be a fellow believer."

The elders heard this and nodded with regret.

When the news of the big devil in Yicheng was passed back to the sect, they rushed here without even eating. The big villain on the list is much more blessed than the small Liu family.

They didn't expect that they would meet a weirdo who was on both the good and evil lists.

How unlucky!!

……

Ma Family!

A servant hurried into the hall and ran to Ma Tianhao and whispered something.

Ma Tianhao, who was still arguing with the elders about the division of the family, stood up.

"What did you say? A large number of monks are gathering towards Yicheng?"

"Immediately, immediately separate from the Ma family! No, I want to leave the Ma family!"

Ma Tianhao's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and a chill ran from his tailbone straight to his head. It was really chilling.

It would be too dangerous to stay with this group of people.

"Master, no! You can't leave!"

"That’s right, Master, you can’t abandon us!"

"It's a split, so we'll split it right away. I'll do whatever you want."

"We are all blood relatives, it really shouldn't be like this!"

The elders who were very reluctant just now were so scared that they grabbed Ma Tianhao's trousers and didn't even loosen them.

If Ma Tianhao left at this time, the Ma family would really be finished.

Looking at the elders who were just hesitating but now changed their attitude 180 degrees, Ma Tianhao looked disgusted.

What did you do earlier? Is it too late to wake up now?

"Dad, the head of the Li family has been killed, and many cultivators are walking around the streets with their cell phones killing evil people."

"The most important thing for us now is to update our information on our mobile phones."

Ma Zhenxiang said at this time.

Ma Tianhao, who was a little confused, slapped his forehead and reacted.

"Right, right, right. The most important thing now is to update the information of our Ma family on the phone." He quickly took out his phone, opened the Book of Life and Death, found the customer service contact number of the underworld, and called it directly!

"Hello, I am Ma Tianhao, the head of the Ma family in Yicheng, Dongsheng Shenzhou!"

A sweet female ghost voice soon came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello, Master Ma, this is the customer service of the underworld, how can I help you?"

"Our Ma family has completed the division. When will the information in the Book of Life and Death be updated?" Ma Tianhao asked anxiously.

"Master Ma, I'm really sorry. In order to protect the privacy of living beings, our underworld will not update the information in real time!"The sweet female ghost's words almost made Ma Tianhao curse.

What privacy rights are we talking about at this time? Why didn't we talk about privacy rights when the rankings were announced?

This underworld is really not a human being.

However, when the sweet customer service tone changed

"However, if you, Mr. Ma, need it, we can provide three packages: expedited, super fast, and immediate to change the information. Which one would you like to choose?"

"Immediately, I demand that it be changed immediately!"

Ma Tianhao's voice was trembling, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw.

He had vaguely heard the sound of the door being broken, and his heart had already jumped to his throat. How could he dare to hesitate?

"OK, Master Li! Change the information immediately. You need to pay 1 million high-quality spirit stones or incense of equal value. Are you sure?"

""Sure, very sure!"

Ma Tianhao shouted at the top of his lungs, and slumped in his chair, exhausted. The elders were no longer in the room at this moment. When he was calling, they had already organized the separation of each branch.

The action was so fast that it was amazing.

The Bone Demon Ancestor left the Li family with blood all over his body, and under the fearful and envious eyes of many upright monks, he rushed to the Ma family without stopping.

Today's business was a bit rushed, so he had to work overtime.

This demon's rather unsophisticated style for the sake of good fortune completely distorted the atmosphere of the entire Yicheng.

Originally, the White Eyebrow Taoist of Taiqing Palace still insisted on having a reason for everything, but seeing that the number of evil people in his territory was decreasing, he could not sit still. He cursed the demon for being unsophisticated in his heart, and no longer cared about being polite. He picked up a machete and rushed into the family on the list.

For a while, the whole Yicheng was filled with the fragrance of good fortune!