Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 48: Take you to be cool as a teacher

“Buddha is wise.”

Although the Tathagata Buddha didn’t do anything, he still wanted to shoot.

Tathagata Buddha is enjoying the flattery below.

Guanyin Bodhisattva rushed to Da Leiyin Temple in a hurry, originally thought it was on fire.

As she entered, smoke billowed suddenly, and she almost didn’t vomit.

Seeing the Buddhas smoking cigarettes, she couldn’t help frowning.

It never occurred to me that I didn’t return to Lingshan for a few days, but became like this.

All Buddhas and Arhats have learned to smoke.

Tathagata hasn’t stopped?

Looking at the bald donkeys who were squinting, smoking cigarettes, and enjoying themselves.

How do you look, how do you feel weird.

“Buddha, I’m back.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva bowed slightly below, returned to his own position, and stood aside.

It’s just the smoke floating around, but she felt a burst of nausea.

“Venerable Guanyin, what can you do for the next difficulty?” Tathagata Buddha asked.

This Monkey King was still by Tang Sanzang’s side, and things were difficult to handle.

A few of their mentors and apprentices have already arrived at Baoxiang Country immediately.

Meet Kui Mulang, rescue Princess Baihua, and then the Palace of Jinluang becomes a tiger.

With Monkey King here, it is very possible to kill Kui Wood Wolf.

As for the Golden Temple to become a tiger.

Don’t think about it, it’s hard to say whether Kui Mulang will survive that time.

Upon hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva rolled his eyes secretly.

You are the boss of Lingshan, you ask me if I can do it?

You have none, can I have one?

“The deity has no countermeasures for the time being.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva said a Buddha’s name.

Squeeze the smoke out, and the Buddha looked down.

But all the Buddhas lowered their heads or looked away when they saw his gaze.

The meaning is obvious, don’t ask them, they can’t help it.

Seeing this, the Tathagata Buddha was a little tired.

I feel that I have nothing to do.

As long as these Buddhas are so useful, this seat doesn’t need to be so tired. In thinking, the Tathagata instinctively lit a cigarette again.

The clouds are vomiting.

When the smoke went down, his eyes lit up.

There is a way.

“Venerable Avalokitesvara, you will have to visit the lower realm later to take Monkey King away from their team, and I will say that I have something to do with him.”

Tang Sanzang didn’t drive away Monkey King, he could take him away.

Just say that you have something to do with him, how could he not come?

Tathagata Buddha admired his wit more and more.

Can’t help but give a big thumbs up for my operation.

I’m so smart, I’m not the boss, who is the boss.

What kind of solution is this?

However, the lower Buddha, the flattery that should be slapped is still to be slapped.

“Buddha is wise.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva turned his head to the side: “I am not going.”

What the hell?

Don’t you dare to go.

Bold!

The Buddha had to cold his face and reprimanded.

Just listen to Guanyin Bodhisattva continuing to say: “You still look at the mysterious mirror, what are they doing?”

Um?

The Buddha looked at Xuanguangjing.

Suddenly, he stretched his neck, the boss with his eyes.

It was like an old turtle who had been thirsty for many years, seeing water at this moment.

Full of surprise, unbelievable…

Things Cao.

The Lingshan Buddhas also widened their eyes. They just looked at the Xuanguang Mirror, and they cast their sights on the Buddha.

Tang Sanzang and his party have arrived in a small town under the kingdom of Baoxiang.

However, just walked under the town.

Tang Sanzang took a nearby guard soldier and asked, “Where is the biggest and best brothel here?”

The monk actually wants to go to the brothel?

The soldiers thought they had misheard.

“Hurry up, where is the brothel?” Tang Yu asked impatiently.

He can’t control it anymore.

You know, after leaving Gao Laozhuang, I haven’t vented for so long.

Although I once took the battle by myself, there are two feelings.

No one else is comfortable in battle.

“Go straight, not far away, a Wanhua Building is the largest brothel here.”

The soldiers didn’t seem to come back to their senses, and even their voices squashed.

“Apprentices, take you to be cool as a teacher.”

With a look of excitement on his face, Tang Yu took the lead in opening the way.

Perhaps only Zhu Bajie is interested in this matter.

Sun Wukong was completely uninterested, if it was to fight a monster or something, he would still be a little interested.

Moreover, during this time, his whole person was silent.

Gives a sense of lifelessness.

Long instinctively stretched out his hand, wanting to stroke the cloak on his body.

But the purple cloak had already disappeared with the dead bones.

Every time he touched his hands, he couldn’t help but feel a little dazed and lost.

As for Sha Wujing, he just asked, “Can those brothel women eat?”

have to.

Tang Yu was also helpless when he met two apprentices who were incomprehensible.

Fortunately, there are two nerds to accompany as a teacher.

I found a pawnshop not far away, pawned the stick directly, and exchanged it for the prostitution.

You know, he has no money.

And the currency is not working.

It seems that next time Samantabhadra asks himself to exchange cigarettes, he should hide a few treasures secretly.

in case the emergency.

After changing the money, he took Zhu Bajie and plunged into the brothel.

Get ready to get up.

The body of Guanyin Bodhisattva trembled slightly, and the precious Zen stick he handed to him was exchanged for prostitution.

Tathagata Buddha’s hand holding the cigarette also trembled.

With a wave of his hand, he shut the Xuanguang mirror off.

As for what Tang Sanzang and the others did when they went to the brothel.

It’s clear.

Anyway, it’s impossible to finish eating.

No wonder Guanyin Bodhisattva said she would not go.

For this kind of thing, let alone Guanyin Bodhisattva and a female bodhisattva, even Tathagata Buddha felt a little bit spicy in his eyes.

But without taking Monkey King away, how to proceed with the next difficulty.

“Haha, this Tang Sanzang is quite temperamental towards this seat.”

It was the Buddha of Joy, the former long-eared Dingguangxian.

He was once shared with the Buddha Tathagata under the name of the Tongtian Saint.

After Taobao Taoist became the Tathagata Buddha, he was the first to find him.

But Chang-er Dingguangxian, who eats, drinks, and gambling, does everything, which does not conform to the Buddhism’s four great things.

But no matter how you have to pull people over first.

You must know that Chang’er Dingguangxian is also a quasi-sage’s cultivation base, but for example, it is weaker.

At that time, Buddha Tathagata turned his eyes and suddenly found a way.

That being the case, then I will seal you a happy Buddha.

Don’t delay, you eat, drink and have fun.

The only thing that has changed is the identity, from the long-ear Dingguang immortal of Jijiao to the joyful Buddha of Buddhism.

Therefore, Huanxi Buddha is also the only person in Buddhism who does not need to abide by the precepts of Buddhism.

“If this is the case, I have troubled happy Buddha to take a trip,” said the Buddha.

Huanxi Buddha happily accepted the Buddha’s decree.

I haven’t released it for a long time, so I have to release it for this opportunity.

“Humph, but I would like to remind you, don’t forget who you are now.” Buddha Tathagata snorted.

These words are obviously warning him, you old boy, don’t bullshit, you are now a Buddhist.

“Cigarettes are easy to smoke.”

Huanxi Buddha replied with a smile.