Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter One Rogue Holy Monk

“Learn from the classics? Ha ha, take a classic from a hammer.”

A monk made a disdainful sound from the corner of his mouth. He was dressed in a robes, and he was very white and tender. Anyone who looked at him was a master monk.

I just have to ignore his current actions. He squatted on the side of the road and shit, with a cigarette in his mouth, squinting, snorting and enjoying himself, and there was a white horse tied to a tree next to him. superior.

Learn from it?

White horse?

His identity is ready to come out, yes, the famous monk Tang Sanzang.

It’s just that Tang Sanzang just walked out of the border of the Tang Dynasty and met a brain axe, and he frightened him to death with a whirr of the brain axe.

And his name is Tang Yu.

By coincidence, he crossed over. Originally, he was also a fan of Journey to the West. He had read a lot of novels about Journey to the West. He was lying on the bed at home blowing on the air conditioner, eating ice cream and reading the novel, but he saw Tang Sanzang and the others. He lost the Buddha, and Journey to the West was nothing but a scam, a way of making money from the Buddhist path, and he was so angry that he yelled at him and his mobile phone fell.

But he didn’t notice that the phone was still connected to the charger. I don’t know how it was done. The power leaked, so he came directly to him.

When he woke up, he found that he had become Tang Sanzang.

Incidentally, a dog B system needs to plunder the car from the hands of Buddhism and Taoism in order to exchange all kinds of good things.

This system is a treasure, all kinds of panacea, magic tricks. Even Hongmeng Ziqi has it, which is a good thing about sanctification.

Of course, I just think about it now, because he is poor now and doesn’t have that much luck at all.

However, the system is still very user-friendly, and he was given a novice spree, which is worth 10,000 luck. It is estimated that he is afraid of starving to death.

The cigarette in his hand was exchanged for five hundred Qi Luck. This person crossed over, and the addiction to cigarettes also came over.

Throwing the cigarette butt aside, he cursed in his heart, the Dogecoin world didn’t even have toilet paper. In fact, he can exchange it from the system, but the price is still up. During this period of time to exchange cigarettes, some food, his money is running out.

Picked up two sticks, gritted his teeth, and slid into the ass.

Sighing, the interface of the system appeared in front of him.

“Host: Tang Yu.”

“Repair:…”

“Qingyun value: five thousand three.”

“magic weapon:……”

“Magic weapon:…”

Still too poor, looking at so many good things can not afford.

It is very painful to be able to see all kinds of good things but not have them.

Earning luck is the kingly way now.

Not far from the front, a towering mountain came into view, and there was a Buddha sticker on the mountain.

I’m afraid this is Wuzhishan. His big apprentice, Sun Wukong, is pressing underneath, waiting for him to rescue him.

It’s just that he is burdened with a system of plundering automobile transportation.

rescue? Pull it there, eldest brother, you should press it down.

Tang Yu adjusted his head and prepared to go around.

…

Seeing Tang Yu turned around and left, the five parties responsible for guarding Monkey King were all dumbfounded. What’s the matter? Why did you turn around?

Sun Wukong saw the people who learned the scriptures all the way, and the Bodhisattva told him that there would be people who learned the scriptures passing by and rescue him from the mountain. And let him escort him all the way west. But this person ran away, do you still have to be under pressure?

“Master, master…” Monkey King yelled anxiously.

Originally, Wu Fang Jiezhe was still a little worried. They were relieved when they saw the monkey yelling. Tang Sanzang couldn’t hear such a voice.

But the journey to the west has already been arranged. How could such a thing happen? This made them all confused.

Regarding Monkey King’s cry, Tang Yu naturally heard it, but he pretended that the media didn’t hear it, didn’t even turn his head, and urged Bai Ma to speed up.

“Ding.”

“The host did not rescue Monkey King, so he robbed a little bit of luck from Buddhism.”

“Reward: One hundred thousand gas luck.”

“Also: This is the first time the host has completed the task. It rewards a human immortal cultivation card. Reminder: Use it to enter the realm of human immortality in one step.”

Tang Yu laughed happily, genius, he is a genius, I can’t think of earning one hundred thousand luck points in such a simple way, and there is also a human immortal cultivation card, good thing, good thing.

However, after thinking about it, he understood.

Monkey King is an indispensable monkey arranged by Buddhism to learn from the Buddhist scriptures.

It is even the top priority!

It was supposed to be rescued by himself, but he turned around and left, which changed the general trend of Journey to the west, which also affected the luck of Buddhism.

So it was a mistake, and the task was completed.

“Holy monk, holy monk.” An old man with a cane appeared in front of him, blocking his way.

Looking at him, Tang Yu seemed to understand something. It must be the stuff of Buddhism.

This is to see if I didn’t rescue Monkey King, I sent someone over to rescue him.

“Who are you? What are you doing?” Tang Yu said bluntly; “Also, what are you looking at me for? Old guy, look at me again and cut you.” As he said, he clenched the stick in his hand, as if he was really ready. A stick of meditation stretched over.

“Um…” The land was stunned, and Tang Sanzang didn’t seem to be an eminent monk at all.

Monkey King saw that Tang Sanzang was gone, and couldn’t wait to let the land chase him over. He has to be rescued quickly. He doesn’t want to continue to press under Wuzhi Mountain. How can he give up the hope he has finally seen.

“This holy monk.” The land squatted and said: “This place is Wuzhishan…”

“I know, you have nothing to do, nothing is wrong.” Tang Yu interrupted him directly. I didn’t know it was Wuzhi Mountain. It was because it was Wuzhi Mountain that I chose to take a detour. But looking at this situation now, it seems that I can’t get around it.

After all, Journey to the West is the route they arranged. It is difficult to do so, and one less difficulty will not work.

But Monkey King Zhu Bajie and others are still important figures in Journey to the West. It is obviously impossible for him to leave the monkey here and turn around.

The land was choking a little frustrated. Tang Sanzang didn’t look like a monk at all, but as long as he brought him back by himself, other things would have nothing to do with him.

“This holy monk, here is Wuzhishan, and there is a stone monkey under the mountain. This monkey has great magical powers. It is the Monkey King who made trouble in the heaven five hundred years ago. Because of the violation of the law of heaven, he was crushed by the Tathagata Buddha under the mountain. It’s been five hundred years.”

“The holy monk is here to go to the west. The journey is long and difficult and difficult. The Bodhisattva signaled to accept this monkey as a disciple, and he will escort you westward along the way.”

The land said the matter in one breath, and even said that it was instructed by the Bodhisattva, presumably this Tang Sanzang must go back. But Tang Sanzang didn’t move, just looking at him like that.

“Why does the holy monk look at the little old man?”