Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

For a time, the sounds of cursing within the Heavenly Court became even louder.

The strangest thing was that the curses were the same, but their meaning had completely changed.

"Beast! As expected, a beast! All it knows is to eat peaches? Go eat shit!"

"Actually engaging in lewd acts in the Heavenly Court, truly a monster, devoid of any humanity. Damn it, really no humanity at all."

"This damned monkey, is it going to be ruined? Damned monkey! What a pity for those peaches, so big and round!"

"Beast, truly too much of a beast, as expected, even attaining immortality cannot change this beast's incorrigible behavior. I even lowered my hand…"

Chu Hao looked at those Immortal Lords and True Gods with disdain, this group of beasts…

However, Chu Hao really wanted to find an opportunity to interview Sun Wukong, what the hell were you thinking, freezing the Seven Fairies just to eat a peach!

Within the Haotian Mirror, Sun Wukong's deeds continued to be displayed.

Sun Wukong came out of the Peach Garden, seemingly having hidden several large peaches, and then transformed into the Barefoot Immortal, flying into the Treasure Pavilion.

Only to see there—

Fragrant incense swirled, and auspicious clouds were colorful. Jade terraces were covered in colorful knots, and the Treasure Pavilion scattered mist. Phoenixes and luan soared, their shapes ethereal, golden flowers and jade buds floated and sank. The top row was lined with nine phoenix danxia mats, and eight treasures of purple neon piers. Five-colored gold-painted tables, thousand-flower jasper basins. On the tables were dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear paws and ape lips. Rare delicacies, a hundred flavors, each beautiful, exotic fruits and delicacies, each refreshing.

Sun Wukong was already nearly punished for disturbing Chang'e of the Guanghan Palace because of his craving for wine.

Now seeing so many good things inside, he immediately went in like a gluttonous beast devouring the sky, indulging in unrestrained feasting.

The immortals watched, drooling, especially those with slightly lower strength and status, their eyes turning red.

Many of these were high-grade immortal delicacies that they were not qualified to eat, and seeing Sun Wukong chewing them like a cow eating peonies, they were furious and spitting fire.

Afterwards, Sun Wukong, drunkenly walking with gossip steps, came to… the Tushita Palace!

The Tushita Palace was above the thirty-third heaven, and when the immortals saw Sun Wukong inexplicably arriving at the Tushita Palace, they were shocked.

Especially seeing Sun Wukong enter and indiscriminately swallow those newly refined pills, pouring them into his mouth one pot after another, as casually as eating fried beans.

Seeing this, the immortals felt a mix of complex emotions, both surprised and angry, afraid and envious, and worried.

Within this Tushita Heaven Palace, resided the Supreme Lord Lao, who was an incarnation of a saint!

Sun Wukong had actually entered the territory of a saint, wildly eating pills!

If a saint were to be angered, the heavens and earth would be turned upside down!

Moreover, the pots of pills that Sun Wukong was eating were more precious than the last!

Even the Nine Revolutions Golden Pill was consumed by Sun Wukong in a pot, and there were many Eight Revolutions Exquisite Pills, Taiqing Purifying Pills… those were even more precious than the Nine Revolutions Golden Pill, treasures that countless immortals would break their heads to obtain.

Everyone saw the drunken Sun Wukong wasting them pot after pot.

The immortals were covered in sweat, extremely nervous, lowering their heads and glancing at the Supreme Lord Lao out of the corner of their eyes.

However, the Supreme Lord Lao always held a horsetail whisk, calmly watching.

The immortals were secretly going crazy.

The mind of a saint is difficult to fathom.

What exactly is the Supreme Lord Lao thinking?

It was not until Sun Wukong finally descended to the mortal realm and the Haotian Mirror was taken back by the Jade Emperor that everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Watching Sun Wukong's eating broadcast, they were even more nervous than Sun Wukong.

The Jade Emperor said coldly:

"I have already ordered the Supervising Spirit Official to investigate, and it is indeed the work of this demon monkey. At this moment, it has already rebelled against the Heavenly Court. An immortal must descend to the mortal realm to subdue the demon!"

Generally, in this kind of situation, Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li would be the most eager to jump out and agree.

"Your Majesty, I have a candidate, the Manifesting Saint True Lord Erlang, your Majesty's nephew. He once forcefully eliminated six monsters, and also has the Meishan brothers and twelve hundred grass-headed gods under his command, with great supernatural powers. However, he only listens to dispatch and not summons. Your Majesty can issue an edict to mobilize troops, ordering him to assist, and he can be captured."

The Jade Emperor frowned, instantly understanding the intentions of the West.

In the past, the Jade Emperor suppressed his own sister under Peach Mountain, and Yang Jian split the mountain to save his mother, which already caused him great resentment and hatred towards the Jade Emperor, so there would be so-called listening to dispatch but not summons.

Moreover, in that mountain-splitting rescue, the Western Paradise manipulated all the treasures, such as the Lotus Lantern. Yang Jian may not be submissive to the West, but he is definitely much better towards them than towards the Heavenly Court.

Guanyin Bodhisattva wants Yang Jian to go, just so that the Heavenly Court will not get any benefits.

The Jade Emperor slowly said:

"My nephew is not up to par, why doesn't the Great Master choose someone else?"

However, the Bodhisattva Guanyin bluntly said without any concealment:

"Every drink and every peck is destined by heaven. If we can take this opportunity to reconcile with your nephew, wouldn't that be wonderful."

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly in his heart, was this reminding himself not to try to change what was already decided?

Since karma was like this, the Jade Emperor really couldn't refuse.

However, the heavenly numbers have already changed, this time, the Jade Emperor will definitely seize that glimmer of hope!

Then he saw the Jade Emperor say loudly:

"Good! Then issue an edict to dispatch Erlang Shen from Guanjiangkou to be the Demon Subduing Grand Marshal!"

"Order the Twenty-Eight Constellations, the Nine Luminaries Star Officials, the Twelve Yuan Chen, the Five Directions Revealing Truths, the Four Duty Merit Officers, the Eastern and Western Stars, the Northern and Southern Two Gods, the Five Sacred Mountains and Four Rivers, and all the Star Aspects in the world to descend to the mortal realm together!"

"Chu Hao, the Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God, listen to the order, are you willing to be the army's rear guard?"

The Guanyin Bodhisattva was shocked,

"Your Majesty, I think Chu Hao cannot go…"

However, Chu Hao, who had been closing his eyes and resting his mind by the side, slowly opened his eyes.

Chu Hao had already received the task.

【Today's task: The company's chairman was bullied, regain face for the company (defeat Sun Wukong at the appropriate time)】

【Task reward: Ten million years of cultivation, Three Lights Divine Water (Innate Spiritual Treasure)】

He's coming, he's coming!

With this Three Lights Divine Water, Chu Hao can plant that Chaos Supreme Treasure, the Chaos Green Lotus seed!

Chu Hao's eyes immediately lit up, and he decisively shouted:

"Your subject is willing to go!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face instantly turned black.

The last time Chu Hao was so active, Li Jing and the Three Heavenly Kings and Five Directions Revealing Truths were imprisoned in the Nine-Layered Heavenly Prison, and the West also compensated a large amount of treasures.

This time, who knows what will happen.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva obviously has no say here.

The general trend is irreversible, and it does not mean that the Western world can control this glimmer of anomaly.