Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

However, Chu Hao happened to receive a mission:

[Today's mission: Extort the Western Heavens.]

[Reward: Depends on the items obtained through extortion. The more, the better the reward. The highest reward is the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil!]

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows imperceptibly. Alas, fate is like this, and I have no choice. In order to plant my precious Green Lotus Seed, I might have to wrong Guanyin a little.

If I don't make the Western Heavens bleed a lot today, where will I, Chu Hao, put my face?

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted her teeth and said in a sinister voice:

"Lord Prison God, you are mistaken. Since they were bewitched by demons, they naturally have no sins of their own. Lord Prison God is so righteous, you must not slander good people. Otherwise, it will be difficult to convince the public!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva deliberately emphasized "difficult to convince the public", reminding Chu Hao not to be ignorant of good and evil.

After all... Chu Hao has already locked Li Jing in the ninth level of the Heavenly Prison. If this group of people is added, how could the Western world let it go?

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly. Dare to threaten my people?!

However, just as the Jade Emperor was about to erupt, he saw that Chu Hao was confident and calm.

The Jade Emperor also suppressed the anger in his heart and asked indifferently:

"Bodhisattva's words seem reasonable. Law Enforcement Prison God, you have the responsibility of law enforcement and interrogation. In your opinion, how should this matter be handled?" The Jade Emperor smiled slightly.

"Bodhisattva's words, this subject dares not agree."

"As the Bodhisattva said, they were indeed bewitched by demons, but they did commit the crime of killing, which is a major taboo in Buddhism! If this can be forgiven, wouldn't the Western teachings be like a decoration?"

"Furthermore, they are also righteous gods of my Heavenly Court and are subject to the rules of Heaven. According to Chapter 36, Article 108 of the Heavenly Rules, slaughtering mortals is a serious crime!"

"If they are easily let go, then in the future, thousands of Buddhas will descend to the mortal world and slaughter the common people, reversing Yin and Yang, and causing slaughter again. Who will bear such a monstrous crime that will plunge the Three Realms into a great calamity of killing?!"

Chu Hao's words were extremely sharp, and every word was as heavy as Mount Tai.

"You, you, you... Why must it be like this, why must it be like this!"

Guanyin was so choked by Chu Hao that she stammered, but she didn't know how to argue at all.

Chu Hao sneered. Want to compete with me in eloquence? How naive. You were probably still playing in the mud when I was arguing with Confucian scholars those years.

Chu Hao shouted coldly:

"Silence! Does the Greatly Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva not know that great sins all arise from small evil thoughts?"

"The Great War of the Lich in the ancient times was precisely because of a momentary evil thought that led to the extinction of countless living beings in the ancient world."

"The Investiture of the Gods was even more caused by the desires of that King Zhou, which led to the fall of countless immortals and gods in those years. You experienced it personally, how can you not understand?"

The immortals and gods present secretly turned their heads and shook their heads. The big boss is indeed a big boss, his tongue blossoming with lotus flowers, a rare sight in the Three Realms.

Arguing with him is simply asking for humiliation.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted her teeth and clenched her fists.

"Let's assume what you said is right, but as far as I know, they have not actually committed any killings yet. What will you do?"

Chu Hao said playfully:

"How do you know they haven't committed any killings? Could it be that the Bodhisattva has actually been aware of it all along? But didn't stop it? Nor report it?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was speechless for a moment, and only stammered:

Chu Hao smiled slightly,

"Even if it didn't, they did associate with demons, and they did participate in doing things that involved killing. This is the crime of being an accomplice, regardless of whether the crime was terminated or not!"

"Moreover, they have caused the Heavenly Court and the Western world to lose face. Even if they have not committed any killings, they are guilty of dereliction of duty. Both crimes combined are enough for them to be imprisoned until the next kalpa!"

"For the sake of the Western teachings and the Heavenly Court's laws, these people must not be released easily, otherwise the rules of the Three Realms will be greatly disrupted."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily: "What exactly do you want... !"

"Unless!"

Chu Hao suddenly curled his lips into a slanted arc, interrupting Guanyin's words:

"Unless, unless someone is willing to atone for them."

After laying the groundwork for so long, Chu Hao finally revealed his fangs, the appearance of extortion, ferocious and arrogant.

The immortals and gods present were also suddenly enlightened and awakened.

You've been laying the groundwork for so long, just to extort money?

The Jade Emperor also said majestically:

"The Heavenly Rules are strict, but Heaven has the virtue of loving life. Law Enforcement Prison God, you must grasp the strength of it, and don't lose your majesty."

The immortals and gods were taken aback. Wow, even the Jade Emperor is helping Chu Hao to extort money?!

Chu Hao smiled, with a hint of contempt in his playfulness,

"Bodhisattva, you are the Greatly Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves people from suffering, and they are also people who work with you in the West to build society. I believe the Bodhisattva will not stand idly by, will you?"

"If you stand idly by, I don't know how many people's hearts will be chilled."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that her face turned purple, but she had no place to vent her anger. If she acted recklessly for no reason, let alone the Heavenly Court would not allow it, even the Western world would not allow it.

Besides, the strength of both sides is only a small difference. Moreover, if a real fight breaks out, it will really be like the Lich War, causing the destruction of the Three Realms and the collapse of order.

Everyone doesn't want to tear their faces, and Guanyin Bodhisattva naturally dare not touch the bad luck.

After weighing the pros and cons, Guanyin Bodhisattva had to suppress her grievances and feigned:

"Alright, my Buddha is merciful. Since they have gone astray, my Western world should save them. Tell me, how much will it take to redeem them?"

A trace of evil smile flashed across the corner of Chu Hao's mouth, but a miserable expression appeared on his face,

"Well, Bodhisattva, do you know that I almost encountered an accident when I descended to the mortal world this time, and it was precarious. Even the ancestral Heavenly Net Bodyguard Thousand Thunder Talisman and my innate treasure that has been refined for countless kalpas were damaged. That is the foundation of my life!"

The immortals and gods present were shocked.

Damn, are you so shameless?

You ascended from the lower realm, where did you get the ancestral Heavenly Net Bodyguard Thousand Thunder Talisman!

And what innate treasure that has been refined for countless kalpas, you have only been an immortal for a hundred years, how can there be countless kalpas!

Everyone secretly gave a thumbs up. Heavenly Court Prison God, you start with a mouth, and everything else depends on weaving!

Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily,

"Nonsense, where did you get these things!"

Chu Hao shrugged, "Bodhisattva is joking. I have always said one thing, I have something to say, and I never say half a lie. Monks don't tell lies!"

When Chu Hao said this, he was still awe-inspiring, with his chest straight and his waist straight, lying without blushing at all.

The gods and immortals were simply eye-opening and convinced.

Chu Hao continued: "However, my Heavenly Court has always had good relations with the West. How about this, if we can get ten or eight innate treasures from the West, our Heavenly Court will uphold the heart of compassion and will naturally release them. How about that?"