Jiayou's Fun

"Beasts in clothes, beasts in clothes." Standing at the gate of Fuyao Hall, looking at the purple-robed and red-robed officials standing solemnly in the hall according to their titles and grades, Lu Qian said quietly: "The clothes in the court are all beasts! "

Standing behind Lu Qian, the two purple-robed eunuchs responsible for communication inside and outside the hall burst into laughter.

The eunuchs who can serve in Fuyao Hall are all smart people who can pretend to be monkeys even if they are wrapped in a layer of hair. Lu Qian's words are ambiguous, but the malice in his words can be figured out after a little taste.

A young eunuch lowered his voice and said quietly: "Master Lu, you are quite a wonderful person."

Lu Qian smiled "hehe", put his hands in his sleeves, and leaned against a pillar outside the hall.

The palace guard is a special institution of the inner court. Lu Qian is an official appointed by the palace guard. According to the law, he is not qualified to enter the Fuyao Palace to participate in political affairs.

However, as a member of the violent organization of the Palace Guards, as a close official of the emperor, Lu Qian, together with a group of other red-robed Palace Guards generals, could stand outside the main hall, waiting for the emperor's call at any time.

Once there is a message in the main hall, 'Drag so-and-so out and beat him with three hundred court sticks', this is the job of the palace guard.

Through the main hall, Lu Qian saw a large group of civil and military nobles dancing and saluting the Queen Mother on the throne and behind the throne, behind the thick curtain, shouting loudly, 'The Queen Mother's holy life is boundless' and 'Your Majesty's holy life is boundless'. ’

Afterwards, the civil and military officials stood still and put on a set of royal robes. Yinyuan, whose face was flushed with excitement, waved his hands towards the civil and military ministers below: "That's all, I have to salute like this cumbersomely every time. You are not tired, I am tired too."

Beside, an official wearing a red robe with a dignified and dignified face coughed heavily.

This is a court official, an extremely complicated official position.

The duty of the court ceremonial officers is to sound reminders when the emperor or his ministers lose their manners in the court, and even punish officials who fail in etiquette. In a sense, some of the powers of the court officials in Fuyao Palace were even higher than those of the emperor.

In the history of Dayin, there was once a general who behaved inappropriately and was dragged out by the imperial court officer to beat him!

But times have changed, and now the court officials in the Dayin court... don't mention it.

Yinyuan turned his head, looked at the court official, and said with concern: "My lord, is he infected with the cold? If you are sick, just go home and lie down... Don't spread the cold to all your ministers."

Ting Yiguan's face was swollen and he pursed his lips hard.

Yinyuan started laughing. He looked at the many ministers below and said proudly: "Today we have convened a meeting of all ministers. There are several important matters to be discussed. The first is that there is no greater achievement than rescuing the emperor."

Yinyuan glanced at the many courtiers below. Most of them looked at him blankly. They didn't know what the emperor, who could only go to court twice a year, was going to do today.

However, since the Queen Mother is also here, then...it won't be a big deal, right?

Le Wu, who was standing at the top of the military general's column, looked behind him. A stout general wearing golden armor and a purple Kunpeng-patterned cape with a sinewy face stepped out of the column and said: " What Your Majesty said is absolutely true. There is no greater merit than rescuing the driver. This has been the rule of many dynasties and for many years."

Yinyuan smiled brightly: "Then, what if someone saves me and the Queen Mother at the same time?"

Le Wu patted his belly hard with his right hand, and he laughed loudly: "Then, of course, his achievements are unparalleled. There is no greater achievement than this!"

If the emperor simply wanted to reward Lu Qian, maybe Lewu would also cause trouble.

But since the miraculous scene of Lu Qian's "ghost catching" was witnessed with his own eyes last night, and the Queen Mother also intends to reward Lu Qian heavily, Le Wu will definitely not have any objections.

Not only did he have no opinion, he even raised his hands in approval.

Yinyuan nodded with satisfaction: "The general's words are very reasonable. Therefore, last night when the Queen Mother and I encountered great danger in the imperial city and were almost in dire straits, we were rescued by Lu Qian, the pillar of the country. This Credit should be greatly rewarded!”

Lu Yi stood next to Le Wu.

As a close confidant of the emperor, after he put down the rebellion in the Prime Minister's Mansion last night, he went straight to the palace and reported the matter to Yinyuan.

After struggling for a while, it was daybreak.

As a confidant, Lu Yi had been chatting with Yinyuan in Fuyao Hall before, but he did not line up with other civil and military officials outside to enter Fuyao Hall. He even did not know what happened in the imperial city last night.

Yinyuan, you didn’t tell him about this!

Suddenly, when he heard that Lu Qian actually saved the Queen Mother and the Emperor, Lu Yi raised his head in great surprise, looked at the Emperor in shock, and then turned to look at Lu Qian who was leaning on a pillar and yawning outside the hall door. .

Le Wu was already shouting loudly: "The emperor is right, this must be rewarded heavily!"

Yinyuan smiled and pointed to Yu Changle who was standing next to him: "Let's draw up the edict. I want to make Lu Qing the Duke of Tianyang."

With a "boom", the civil and military officials in the court were all in an uproar. Even the court officials did not bother to restrain the court etiquette. They raised their heads with a look of horror and stared at Yinyuan in a daze.

Feng Gong!

Those empty "duke" titles that Yinyuan sold in order to make money don't count.

How many years has it been since the dynasty saw a new, ‘serious’ duke?

A few years ago, Tianenhou Lu Yi was granted a marquis, which caused a lot of trouble. Now, the emperor wants to grant another duke?

Lu Yi blinked his eyes, stroked his long beard vigorously, and said nothing.

Lu Qian is now the Lu family of Jingyang, a descendant of his Tianenhou Mansion.

Lu Qian was granted the title of Duke?

Very good.

No matter how he got this duke, in short, Lu Qian's surname was Lu, and he was born in the Lu family of Jingyang. This was an absolute good thing for Lu Wei and the Tianenhou Mansion.

What if Lu Qian could still obtain a certain amount of real power, for example, like Lu Yi, commanding an army outside?

The corners of Lu Yi's mouth raised slightly, revealing a subtle smile.

As for the officials in the civil service train who knew the name Lu Yi and the grudge between Lu Yi and Bai Changkong, they were all like toads struck by lightning, stunned and speechless.

After a while, Bai Changkong twitched his eyes and glanced at several senior officials from the Imperial College in the civil service train.

Several officials in purple and red robes had serious faces and were about to step out of the class train to refute the emperor. Lu Yu, the contemporary Duke of Lai, rushed from the front of the honorary class train like a buffalo stung by a wasp. out.

"Your Majesty, you must not do this. Lu Qian is a person with no virtue, no talent, and a disobedient criminal..."

Just as Lu Yu was about to make a long speech, Lu Yi strode out of the train and shouted loudly: "The words of Duke Lai are wrong. Lu Qian is a member of my Tianenhou family. I don't know whether he has no talent or virtue, but you If you want to say that he is disobedient, haha!"

Lu Yi walked up to Lu Yu, like a black iron tower standing in front of a ball of white, round steamed dumplings.

Looking down at Lu Yu, who was more than two feet shorter than him, and whose aura was even more different. He was holding his breath due to the evil spirit on Lu Yi's body and his whole body was trembling slightly. Lu Yi sneered and said: "I am Tianen The head of the family of the Hou family. What a son of the family, I haven’t spoken yet, Duke Lai must have stretched his hand too far.”

Lu Yu looked at Lu Ye blankly.

After entering the hall for so long, Lu Yu has been immersed in the excitement of Bai Changkong extending an olive branch to him. His heart was so muddled that he didn't even notice that he was over 10 feet tall, even among a group of tall and powerful warriors. Lu Tie stands out from the crowd.

Suddenly seeing Lu Yi, Lu Yu was stunned, then jumped back two steps and screamed: "My mother, are you Lu Yi? You, you, you took the wrong medicine. ?Why do you look so tall and strong?"

Yinyuan widened his eyes and glared at Lu Yu fiercely.

He suddenly remembered his old enmity - Lu Yi saved him back then. He was a grateful emperor. He wanted to make Lu Yi a duke. However, it was Lu Yu who also jumped out and, as the head of the Lu family, strongly opposed Yinyuan's reward for Lu Yi.

Now, it was Lu Yu who jumped out again and opposed Yinyuan's reward to Lu Qian.

Yinyuan grinded his teeth and sneered sinisterly: "Where is the court official? What kind of crime should I do if I utter obscene words in front of everyone in Fuyao Hall?"

The court official was stunned for a moment and suddenly looked at Lu Yu.

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, then hoarsely shouted: "Your Majesty, I don't have one!"

Yinyuan pointed at Lu Yu fiercely: "You called 'my mother'!"

Lu Yu was stunned and waved his hands hurriedly: "I mean, 'my mother'!"

Yinyuan slapped Long An hard: "You really didn't bring it upon yourself. You scolded my mother. Who is my mother? Who is it? Ah? Who is it?"

Lu Yu was so frightened that he froze, and he hissed: "Your Majesty, I said 'my mother', I didn't say, said, said, 'your motherf*cker'!"

The court official's face twitched.

The faces of all the civil and military ministers twitched.

The white air made his eyes turn red - he knew that most of the warriors of the Great Yin Dynasty had turned into waste, but he really didn't expect that there was such a strange waste like Lu Yu!

Now, no one can save Lu Yu.

The court official's face was twisted with anger and his eyes were bloodshot. He shouted in a hissing voice: "Where is General Shenwu? Drag this treasonous and disrespectful person who dares to speak dirty words in front of the emperor, drag him down and slap him eighty times!"

Outside Fuyao Hall, next to Lu Qian, there was a row of people with an average height of more than eight feet and five inches. They were muscular and round-waisted. They were wearing red robes, gold armor, and Kunpeng pattern cloaks. Every part of their armor had been polished to perfection. The mighty soldiers agreed in unison, and immediately a dozen burly men rushed into Fuyao Hall, grabbed Lu Yu and walked out.

"My lord, I'm wronged!" Lu Yu wailed at the top of his lungs.

"Roar to the court, fine him 10 million yuan!" Yinyuan smiled, tapped the dragon case gently with his fingers, and announced his decree to Yu Changle unhurriedly.

Yu Changle smiled brightly.

Lu Yu screamed and shouted about injustice. It was not unfair at all to say that he roared in court.

At the level of the founder of the country, Lu Yu would have been dragged out and beheaded.

But who makes the current emperor kind-hearted?

The emperor doesn't like killing people, he just likes money.

As long as Lu Yu pays the fine honestly, right, there's nothing that can't be solved.

"Okay, now, I say, I want to make Lu Qian the Duke of Tianyang. Who agrees and who opposes? Those who oppose, please stand up and speak out!"

Yinyuan looked at Manchao Civil and Military with determination.