It’s Too Hard To Die

Without even thinking about it, Ergou directly clicked the second and third options on the screen, and then checked the retaliatory option at the end to select all.

"Bang!" The effect was immediate. After Ergou's choice, the brawny men began to let go of explosive farts, and it was still the kind of non-stop.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The constant fart sound attracted most of the people present to look back.

People who are close to the strong man just flee, clutching their noses and leave. Although the fart does not smell, it smells.

And it was too uncomfortable to stand next to them, after all, the focus of the audience was on those brawny men.

Those brawny men blushed and had thick necks. They were very embarrassed. What's the matter? We didn't eat anything indiscriminately. How could we fart unconsciously? The point is that it is still so loud.

"Yun Mo, go and clean them up, don't beat them to death, just give a lesson." Xiao Bai patted Nangong Yunmo on the shoulder.

"Yes, Master!" Nangong Yunmo arched his hand to Xiao Bai and walked directly to the brawny men.

"What? Boy, are you still not convinced of being scolded? Boom! Boom!" The brawny men spoke with sound effects.

They were also very happy to see Nangong Yunmo coming to them. They were worried that nothing could help them distract themselves, and they could just use it when Nangong Yunmo came.

Nangong Yunmo smiled and didn't speak, a momentary step teleported to the middle of the few of them, and then three punches and two kicks knocked all of them forward and backward, unable to resist at all.

"Boom!" But the fart didn't stop. They fart with their **** upside down, just like a cannon.

After completing the task, Nangong Yunmo naturally retreated to Xiao Bai's side, without saying a word during the whole process.

"Wow! So handsome!" Some female disciples of the sect blushed unconsciously when they saw Nangong Yunmo. It was obvious that they were fascinated by Nangong Yunmo's gentle and gentle appearance just now.

"Let's sign up, let them lie down here for a while." Xiao Bai said, and then took Ergou and them to the registration office.

"This person is so strong!" Some sect's saints and saints looked at the back of Nangong Yunmo's gradual departure, their eyes were a little dignified.

After all, when they came here to participate in the game, they were competitors. Of course they looked uncomfortable when they suddenly saw a tricky opponent today.

Of course, there are also some self-esteem saints and saints who did not take Nangong Yunmo to heart. It may be because those brawny men are like **** in their eyes, so they think they can be so easy on themselves. 'I can do it, too.'

In the dark, there was a handsome man who looked at Nangong Yunmo’s gradual departure, nodded, and muttered, “It seems that this conference is not as boring as I imagined. There is at least one thing that I can see. opponent."

In an inconspicuous corner, a man smiled evilly and said nothing.

"What are you pretending to be? It's not that you are dumb and you are still pretending to be dumb. I'm asking you if you are sure of this game? Here are the two of us. Who do you pretend to be so cool for you?" An old man next to him gave He has a crisp brain boom.

"Ah! Wrong, wrong, I am wrong, Master." The man covered his head, his face aggrieved, "I am sure, of course I am sure, who is your disciple? That's a powerful reincarnation that is no better than me. Ah, whose talents are all scumbags in front of me, the world's best talents weren't blown out with you, just wait here for me to show you the first place in front of you."

"I'm pooh! With your arrogant appearance, you still want to be number one in the world, where is cool and where to rest." The old man laughed and cursed, but his expression quickly became serious. "He is proud and arrogant." It’s not a good thing. What I hope most as a teacher is that someone can beat you in today’s game and frustrate your arrogance."

"Master, you are thinking about fart..."

"Ok?!"

"Bah, look at my stinky mouth. I can't speak. I'm talking about things that don't exist, Master. Even if Dongli Continent is gone, there won't be people who are stronger than disciples." Man I was frightened in my heart and said several times that it was dangerous, so dangerous, and almost went to the Yellow Spring to practice cultivation, fighting with the **** of death almost every day.

"Oh, yes." The old man no longer knows how to refute his disciple. Indeed, his disciple is very talented in cultivation. From ancient times to the present, the only person who can surpass his disciple is the Master of the Demon Temple in his impression.

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When they were talking, Xiao Bai and the others had already reported their names.

"I didn't expect that there would be a friend banquet the night before the game started. It's not bad." Xiao Bai likes this kind of prostitution activity the most, and every time he participates in this kind of activity, he saves a lot of money.

"I heard that you can eat whatever you like... It's all free." Ergou just thinks about it, his saliva is about to flow out, Mad, let me see if I can eat you.

"Brothers, we will teach them a lesson today." Si Feihan was also a little excited. He couldn't let go of the meal last night, so he ate very little, not even half of Xiao Bai's, so He is looking for a place back today, and a man can't say no.

"Is this to meet friends by eating?" Xiao Bai and the other cultivators in their vicinity heard that their conversations were full of black lines. Nima, we are cultivators, the main cultivator, not the main food.

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After Xiao Bai and the others signed up, the man and the old man also signed up.

"Master, why do you hold such a banquet?" the man asked closely behind the old man.

"Because their idleness hurts and they have money." The old man said lightly without looking back.

"Then what's the point of this banquet?" the man asked again.

"Pretend to be ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ so that the person who can appear to be the host is very awesome." The old man replied.

"Then why do other people participate in this kind of competition?" The man was like a hundred thousand why, asking questions non-stop.

"Because they want to pretend to be forceful in front of others, as the saying goes, pretending to be struck by lightning, pretending to look like you are awesome, and pretending not to make you very rubbish." The old man is also very patient to answer questions for men, "Sheng Ling Ah, do you have any insights from these things that my teacher told you?"

The man's full name is Jiang Shengling. He is the only disciple of the old man. He has always been raised as a son and he is very fond of him.

"Master, I understand a truth from these words you said." Jiang Shengling said after a while pondering.

"Oh? What's the truth, let's listen to it." The old man's eyes lit up, and his disciple would always surprise him. Seeing this understanding, he can realize a truth by just saying a few words.

"Since you want to pretend to be compelling, just pretend to be a good one. Don't pretend to be unsure, otherwise it's easy to be ashamed." Jiang Shengling said seriously, this is his inner feeling.