It’s the End of the World, and the Perfect Life System is Here?
Chapter 99: Zombie employees are so easy to fool, go ahead and have some fun
Chapter 99 Zombie employees are so easy to fool, go ahead and play
“Have you heard? The chairman has been blessed by God. He has given pea shooter seeds and planted them on the lawn. In a few days, pea shooters will grow..."
“Isn’t it right? It should be a corn cannon! With the level of the chairman, what’s the use of planting pea shooters?”
"Eh? Why did I hear that you are planting sunflowers? I heard that sunflowers will give you little sun, and this little sun can also cure diseases."
“Your information is inaccurate! I, Shen Zhaozhao, am the first-hand source of information. Let me tell you, it’s a confusion mushroom. Zombies can be charmed by just stepping on it!”
…”
Listen to the lowered voices and chattering around.
Wen Yuan felt a little bit magical.
What is the situation, what about peashooters, corn cannons, sunflowers, and confusion mushrooms?
Aren’t we growing roses?
Wen Yuan glanced at the roses that had just been dug and planted. He couldn't help but rub his eyes and once again confirmed the roses in front of him.
That’s right, it’s a rose.
no problem.
He has no idea what is going on. As a doctor of architecture, his main field is agricultural architecture, and he actually has some experience in agriculture.
Seeing this situation, he really didn't know what to say.
I feel that all the knowledge I have learned before has been eaten by dogs, and I feel extremely complicated.
Meng Xu, on the other hand, was not interested in these rumors that he didn’t know how they came out.
Just a little surprised.
after all…
There are only a few people in the company who can speak, so why are there more and more rumors?
Meng Xu was deeply touched. He just felt that being a boss really requires you to pay attention to your words. A few random sentences of his own could cause ambiguity.
Therefore, you should be more cautious in your words and deeds in the future.
Thinking of this, Meng Xu cleared his throat, put down the shovel in his hand, stood up, and said to the employees around him: "Recently, there are rumors that I want to grow confusion mushrooms and sunflowers. Let me clarify here. What I said at the beginning It’s a peashooter.”
Hearing Meng Xu's words, everyone fell silent.
Are you really growing pea shooters?
Although they were spreading rumors before, it was actually in a nature similar to "talking about the mountains", and they didn't really believe in this kind of thing: after all, there are no entertainment facilities now, so they can only kill time with this kind of thing.
But they never expected that the news they thought was Shen Zhaozhao joking turned out to be true!
Chairman Meng actually said that.
So, is this thing about growing pea shooters... true? !
For a moment, everyone was a little shocked, not knowing how this ‘pea shooter’ should be expressed.
But soon, Zhang Lunping suddenly thought of Meng Xu's strange and unusual brain circuit, and immediately had the idea that this "pea shooter" might be nonsense, but soon he hesitated.
Because Meng Xu said the same thing.
When you say wait for the traffic light, just wait for the traffic light.
In the eyes of everyone, the behavior of waiting at a red light is rather weird, but Meng Xu actually implements it.
So…
How is this Peashooter?
False and false, true and false, it can only be said that they are becoming more and more mysterious about Meng Xu, and it can even be said that they cannot figure it out at all.
Mental patients are so terrifying.
Zhang Lunping sighed silently in his heart, completely confused as to what the purpose of this 'pea shooter' was.
However, just when Zhang Lunping was about to lick his face and ask, he suddenly saw the corners of Chairman Meng's mouth raised slightly, and then suddenly a hearty laughter came from inexplicably. The sound seemed to be very happy, as if he had encountered something happy. thing.
Seeing this scene, everyone did not dare to speak. They only dared to lower their heads and **** silently. The only sound left in front of the Peace Building was the sound of hoeing.
No one knew what Meng Xu was laughing about, but they knew that they had nothing to do about it.
after all…
It’s not like everyone doesn’t know Mr. Meng’s mental state, so there’s no need to ask.
It’s so scary.
At this moment, a zombie suddenly wandered over from the surroundings. After seeing the peaceful and orderly team-building activity, he immediately rushed over impatiently, his voice excited and roaring.
Hearing this voice, all the human employees felt very panicked for a moment. They subconsciously looked up in the direction of the zombie and began to shrink back.
Just when the zombie was about to pounce, a black shadow suddenly flashed across the building. The next moment, the zombie was thrown to the ground. Then, the sound of flesh and blood was heard and a burst of tearing sounds were heard. A low whimper of unknown meaning.
The speed was so fast that no one knew what was happening.
"Um?"
When all the dust settled, they discovered that the zombie who had just been knocked down was actually Meng Xunpeng, who had been 'tethered' to the first floor. Such a powerful reaction speed made these human employees feel horrified, and they looked at Meng Xu. His eyes became more respectful.
Such a terrifying zombie can be tamed by Meng Dong, so Meng Dong’s strength is too terrifying!
Suddenly, everyone looked at the roses and saplings they had planted, and instantly felt confident.
Perhaps,
Are they really growing pea shooters?
It’s just that now it’s to deceive others, so it’s shown in the form of roses and saplings?
Thinking of this, Zhang Lunping became a little excited. He decided to venture out every morning to water and fertilize these roses!
Just when Zhang Lunping was excited and thinking about watering every day, he heard Meng Xule happily say: "Okay, okay, everyone has completed the task very well, I am very happy! I hope you can continue to work hard in the future, a lot of Please go back and rest early to participate in the future team building, there will be a team building lottery later.”
Hearing Meng Xu's voice, Shen Zhaozhao instantly relaxed, and then he walked upstairs with Zhou Yanni chattering without giving up his position to Meng Dong.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Lunping frowned and couldn't help shaking his head secretly at Shen Zhaozhao's emotional intelligence: Xiao Shen, what's the matter with you? You dare to walk in front of the chairman, right? You still have the chairman in your eyes, and do you still want to work in the company?
At the same time, Zhang Lunping also glanced at the newly arrived Wen Yuan.
Wen Yuan was very close to the two new employees from the medical university, Lao Taitao and Zhang Qin, and very humbly wanted to wait for Meng Xu to leave first.
In an instant, Zhang Lunping felt the gap between the enemy and our teammates.
Damn it, how can we manage the workplace in the apocalypse with young people like Xiao Shen!
Zhang Lunping was already planning to go back and teach Shen Zhaozhao.
He just hoped that Mr. Meng would not take these trivial matters seriously.
…
Meng Xu really didn't care about this little trivial matter. He was now focused on the completed task, but even if he knew about it, it wouldn't matter.
Don’t ask, just ask that there are not so many bad things about it.
【oh! Look who's coming, it's our little tree planting expert! You have done an excellent job, knowing that planting trees is not your business alone, but the business of all human beings on the earth. Improving the environment will not only greatly improve the working environment, but also greatly increase the earth's immunity. '! Although the few broken trees you planted don't actually have much effect, every drop of water can make a difference! 】
【The task is completed, the task rating is: perfect. 】
【Get mission reward: cash +120,000, allocable experience points +30, allocable attribute points +1, points +20】
Not long after the small gilt characters appeared, another line of small gilt characters appeared in front of Meng Xu.
[This team building was a complete success. Employees are all speculating on the purpose of this team building. The topic mainly revolves around the 'pea shooter'. The cohesion of the company and the granularity among employees have been greatly improved. Please pay attention to the host' The term "peashooter", and what may happen next to the company, may be related to "peashooter". 】
[At the same time, I would like to remind you that two factions seem to be slowly emerging in the company. There seems to be some unfamiliarity between old employees and new employees. The art of checks and balances is a very good knowledge. As the chairman, This should lead to healthy competition among company factions, which will make the company develop better and better! Of course, if the competition is too fierce, it may cause some things that no one wants to see happen! 】
【The task is completed, the current task rating is: normal. 】
【Get the mission reward: cash +50,000, allocable experience points +10, allocable attribute points +1, points +10. 】
Seeing the mission reward he had received, Meng Xu was quite calm and did not react much. He just opened the experience value panel first and directly allocated 50 distributable experience points to the 'trainee clerk' for upgrade.
【Successful upgrade, your professional "trainee clerk" level has been improved. Since you have accumulated level 3, you will automatically be promoted to "clerk · level 3". Please be informed. 】
[As a clerk who has become a regular employee and is considered an old employee in a large factory, the skill of catching fish is easily discovered by the leaders. Therefore, the old employees are divided into two extremes. One is the best of the best, working hard every day. The other is to fish in troubled waters, focusing on leisure and health every day. What kind of employee will you be? 】
【You get 0.5 points of mental bonus. You gain professional skills: Liver-Breaking King and Foreign Worker. 】
【Please note that your current occupation is a sub-occupation. If you upgrade the skill 'Explosive Liver King', the skill 'Forging Worker' will never be upgraded to level 1. On the contrary, the skill 'Explosive Liver King' will never be upgraded to level 1. ] Looking at the lines of small words that appeared, Meng Xu was also focused and continued to choose to add points: "Add points, I want to add 2 points of freely allocated attributes to the spirit."
【Assignment successful, your current mental value is: 19 points】
Meng Xu understands now.
This attribute point can be accumulated through career upgrade in the early stage, which will improve faster. As the attribute value gets higher and higher, attribute points will be used to upgrade when the attribute points increased by career upgrade are not enough.
This is the normal process.
Thinking of this, Meng Xu couldn't help but have mixed feelings. He didn't know how much he had lost before.
But it doesn’t matter, it’s not too late to realize it from now on. After all, people can’t always live in the past and be consumed by the spirit.
Rejecting mental internal friction starts with me.
As for becoming a formal clerk, ask yourself what kind of employee you want to be?
snort.
Meng Xu sneered: "I am the boss on horseback, what kind of employee have I become?!"
【Broken Liver King: At night or when the task is about to end, your energy will be doubled and you will be more energetic and powerful. 】
【Moyang Gong: For some time-limited tasks assigned to you, you will receive an additional 50% delay time. 】
These two tasks appeared in front of Meng Xu, but Meng Xu did not improve them immediately: although he still had 4 useless skill points.
It would be better to wait until something really happens before choosing to use skill points.
Meng Xu thought in his heart.
As for the warm reminder of the task when completing the ‘team building’ task, Meng Xu didn’t take it seriously at all.
What unexpected things will happen that no one wants to see?
I will simply fire, fire, or kill a dragon to see who dares to cause trouble!
Chairman Meng is not a philanthropic man. If anyone among his employees really wants to sow discord, then let him die.
After doing this, Meng Xu couldn't help but relax, and then looked at Li Xiang who was standing aside stupidly, and said casually: "Go up and bring me a chair, preferably one that can shake." Master chair, do you understand?"
After hearing Meng Xu’s words, Li Xiang stood there blankly, seemingly unable to understand Meng Xu’s order.
Seeing Li Xiang's appearance, Meng Xu suddenly understood. He patted his head and took out the power-type red evolutionary crystal. After shaking it in front of Li Xiang, he said to Li Xiang: "What is this? Do you want it?" If so, go quickly. I have already said that you have done 99.9% of the credit, and you can exchange it for evolution crystals immediately. Go quickly!"
After seeing the red evolutionary crystal, Li Xiang's eyes lit up for a moment, and he immediately went up to find a chair for Meng Xu. It didn't even take five minutes, but Meng Xu saw Li Xiang moving an old man who used to be responsible for cooking in the cafeteria on the second floor. The uncle's rattan chair was brought over and placed in front of Meng Xu, and then he looked forward to it.
Very contradictory.
This is a zombie, and it shows such a human attitude, which is really amazing.
However, since Li Xiang tried his best, Meng Xu couldn't say much. He just laughed and encouraged Li Xiang: "Okay, congratulations, you have now obtained 9 gold coins. You only need 10 gold coins to exchange for 0.1% You are only 1 gold coin short of your contribution progress. You must work hard! Among so many zombie employees, Jiang Xiaqiu has a flat chest, Qi Leyao has a big chest and no brains, Chi Wei has no face, and as for Zhao Zelai and Zhang Wei , Meng Xunpeng and his like are not worth mentioning! I think you have a good chance of becoming the director of the first business group in the future!"
After saying that, Meng Xu waved his hand: "Okay, you can go back and play."
Li Xiang was stunned for a moment by Meng Xu. He had no idea what was going on and could only walk back in a daze.
Looking quite happy.
Looking at Li Xiang's performance, Meng Xu couldn't help but shook his head: "I still want to be the director of the first business group. Let's wait and see when I can see through my first deception."
Then, Meng Xu looked at Qi Leyao and Jiang Xiaqiu, who were standing behind him like two door gods, and then said seriously: "The zombies I am most optimistic about are always you two Kouga! Come on, I believe you will be able to It’ll get better! Okay, I’m going to take a nap, and if there are any zombies nearby, you can just deal with them.”
After saying that, Meng Xu lay down on the wicker chair and came over. While gently rocking the wicker chair, he felt the sunshine brought by it, closed his eyes, and at the same time opened his perfect life system.
“Open the points mall.”
Meng Xu thought calmly in his heart.
He hasn't opened the points mall for a long time, and now his points have reached 121 points. Meng Xu believes that the points mall must have refreshed a lot of new good things.
When I opened the points mall and took a look, Meng Xule was happy.
There are indeed a lot more good things.
Especially a thing called a [small human-powered generator], which is really what Meng Xu needs most.
A crawler track can generate electricity as long as people walk on it.
“Okay, okay.”
After Meng Xu saw this thing, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and planned to try another one first: "60 points for one... I can exchange for two, but don't rush yet."
Meng Xu was very calm and continued to look at other products.
After reaching 100 points, the items you can exchange for are quite dazzling.
For example, super bubble gum, glasses worn by someone, and a random mission.
All in all, there are a lot of things, but for the current Meng Xu, they are not very useful.
“Let’s change to a small human-powered generator first.”
Meng Xu was very calm and chose to exchange this.
Once there is electricity, everything will be different.
After all, this thing has a very powerful point, that is, there are available resources everywhere.
Zombies are tireless!
Let the zombies generate electricity for themselves, and then you can use elevators and turn on lights in the future!
With the introduction of electricity, I believe the work progress of employees in the company will be greatly accelerated.
【The exchange is successful, it will be temporarily saved for you. You can withdraw it at a certain location within 12 hours. After 12 hours, the item will automatically appear in front of you. 】
Meng Xu nodded and immediately opened the lottery channel again.
Inferior, ordinary, excellent, legendary.
Four lottery methods are shining brightly.
Inferior lottery, 10,000 cash each time.
Ordinary lottery, 1 point once.
Excellent lottery, 10 points each time.
Legendary draw, 100 points once.
Meng Xu decided to give out ten consecutive inferior lottery draws to the big one.
When you have money, you just have to squander it!
【The lucky draw is successful, you get X5 Yibao purified water, X3 Black Elephant instant noodles, X1 exquisite secretary OL uniform, and a pistol used in a certain drama (purely a prop). 】
Meng Xu:…
One hundred thousand yuan is wasted. It seems that I still have to smoke it one or two hundred times in one breath. Let’s try again.
Meng Xu did not hesitate and chose the excellent lottery again.
Choose to use 10 points to conduct a lottery and try the waters.
With the consumption of 10 points, the next moment, the roulette wheel rotates.
Soon, a golden light appeared in front of Meng Xu's eyes.
【The lucky draw is successful, you get a chance to attend the Magic City Internet Conference! There, you may have new adventures. 】
Meng Xu:?
You want me to go to the Magic City now? !
are you crazy?
There is one more update
(End of this chapter)
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