It’s No Use Calling Me Mom

Sun Pingchuan, who had just finished work and was tired for a day, is very annoyed, especially annoyed.

The twilight gradually enveloped the village, and the woods at the entrance of the village became darker and darker, and the dark night could not hide his full of anger.

He lowered his voice and roared at the person in front of him: "Why don't you want to do it? You have to do it for me if you don't want to do it! You took my money, but nothing happened. , Now you don't do it if you don't want to do it? Where is there such a cheap thing? You can do it if you don't want to, just give me the money back!"

"Oh, didn't I tell you everything? It's not that I don't want to do it, it's that Luo Qingqing is too difficult." The person standing opposite Sun Pingchuan was Li Chunlin.

She ran me, are you sure she really wants to find someone? Why do I think your news is unreliable?"

Go up: "She ran on you not because she didn't want to find a partner, but because she didn't like you at all!"

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"You don't understand." Li Chunlin pondered for a while and said, "There are some women who can only want people, and there are women who not only want people, but also want money, I think Luo Qingqing doesn't look down on me, it must be because I dress too shabby, she thinks I don't have money, you give me a few dozen dollars more, I will buy a decent outfit, and I will make sure to hook her up. "

"You still want money? I've already given you twenty, and you haven't done any shit, so how dare you ask me for money?" Sun Pingchuan was so angry that he was smoking. Dog Day's work is not reliable at all, but he can open his mouth when he asks for money.

"Why didn't I do it?" Li Chunlin said, "I don't know Luo Qingqing now? I even brought a matchmaker to your house to propose marriage, please ask a matchmaker for no money? Want me? I don't blame you for anything!"

I secretly hooked her behind my back, and when I got her to sleep a few times, I didn't need to find a matchmaker for safekeeping, she had to cry and marry me."

"Can you do it?" Sun Pingchuan hesitated for a while. Will this method work?

"Why can't I do it? This is my way to deal with women, especially women like Luo Qingqing who can't get in touch with men all the year round. That's three fingers pinching the snails—steadily." Li Chunlin was triumphant. : "I have a good reputation, otherwise why would you find me?"

Sun Pingchuan frowned and thought about it in his heart. After weighing it for a long time, he gritted his teeth: "Okay! I'll give you another thirty yuan, you have to get her away quickly."

"Thirty?" Li Chunlin's tone was extremely dissatisfied: "Thirty is enough to make a coat, don't you need a pair of pants, shoes and socks? You have to give me at least eighty."

"Eighty? Why do you still want to buy leather shoes?" Sun Pingchuan was so angry that he began to smoke again: "I haven't worn leather shoes yet."

"No leather shoes, at least a pair of Jiefang shoes, right?" Li Chunlin said with a smile: "I can't make clothes from home cloth, right? Why can't I make a good one?"

Sun Pingchuan's face changed, he was worried about money, but he was even more bothered by Luo Qingqing, if he didn't kick Luo Qingqing out of the house for a day, he would not be able to sleep for a day, if he spent a little money, he could put Luo Qingqing Qingqing, this nasty thing, is still a good deal for you to make your own home.

The problem is that Li Chunlin's asking price is too high. He gave Li Chunlin 20 a few days ago in order to ask Li Chunlin to come to propose a marriage. It's 100 yuan before and after, which is too much. How much money can their family earn in a year?

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Li Chunlin leaned over and hooked him by the neck: "Brother, I can't bear to have a child without a wolf, what is a hundred and ten dollars? Think if I can hook her up Let's go, how much money can you save when there are fewer people in the family to eat?"

Li Chunlin's words reminded Sun Pingchuan, he immediately thought of the pigs sold by Luo Qingqing, and of the pigs sold by Luo Qingqing in his pocket, Sun Pingchuan gritted his teeth and said, "You leave it here. Wait, I'll go home and get you money."

Sun Pingchuan turned around and walked out of the woods to go home to get the money, Li Chunlin sat on the ground and shook his thighs happily.

Hey, he used to be worried about hooking up with women, but now there are people who pay for him to hook up with women.

But since someone is willing to give money, if I don't take the opportunity to make more money, wouldn't I be a fool?

Sun Pingchuan said that as long as Luo Qingqing can be taken away from his house, he will not ask for a betrothal penny, a penny does not need to be spent. You can still get a daughter-in-law in vain. It would be good to have a few more pieces of this beautiful thing.

Luo Qingqing is good-looking and can do nothing. The best thing is that she is alone and has no family. The old friends are affectionate.

Just as Li Chunlin was thinking about a happy life in the future, Sun Pingchuan came back.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and the thin last quarter moon hung low in the air. .

After he got into the woods, he fumbled and walked a few steps, but he couldn't see the way clearly. He was worried that he would be stabbed in the face by a branch or something. Sun Pingchuan lowered his voice and called Li Chunlin.

Li Chunlin agreed softly and walked out. It was dark and couldn't see clearly. He tripped over a tree root and almost fell. He stumbled and touched Sun Pingchuan's side and took the gift from Sun Pingchuan. A handful of banknotes.

Pack you up!"

"Don't worry, big brother." Li Xiulin groped for the banknotes in his hand and said, "With the money you gave, I can buy something for Luo Qingqing, small gifts and sweet words, no Which woman can resist, when I want to kiss her on the mouth, she will never just let me kiss her face, hehe."

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"Don't worry, it will be completed in less than a month." Li Chunlin also patted Sun Pingchuan on the shoulder.

After breaking up with Li Chunlin, Sun Pingchuan quietly drove home in the dark, and he couldn't wait to laugh out loud along the way.

This Li Chunlin is the second marriage husband he carefully selected for Luo Qingqing. Is a well-known pervert.

If Li Chunlin is just like this, it is not worth spending so much money on himself, the most important thing is that Li Chunlin loves to beat his daughter-in-law! His first daughter-in-law died of a miscarriage while he was pregnant with Liujia. If Luo Qingqing marries Li Chunlin, she will have a better life in the future!

Luo Qingqing's domineering temper now, can a libertine like Li Chunlin bear it? If these two become a relative, Li Chunlin will not have to take care of her three times a day?

Yes! Sun Pingchuan gritted his teeth, and if she didn't show this woman a bit of a look, she wouldn't know that Lord Ma has three eyes!

Not to mention the daughter-in-law and the children, she still wants to show the old lady's money in front of her. She really doesn't know her face, and she deserves it?

Since she beat her and brought Zhao Xiuyun to the labor camp, she has become more and more mad.

If I don't teach her a lesson, it will be hard to calm my anger. This Li Chunlin is the "good" person he found for her after asking her for a long time.

Sun Pingchuan giggled happily when he thought of this.

Picking up his chopsticks, he lowered his eyelids and asked, "What about her?"

Although he only asked vaguely, the whole family knew who he was asking, and the second girl Yinhua rushes to answer: "It said that I went to the fifth aunt's house to borrow a wire."

Sun Pingchuan nodded and stopped talking. There was no Luo Qingqing sitting in the main seat, which was an eyesore. Even the rough tea and rice were a lot sweeter. Sun Pingchuan had a big appetite and drank a bowl of porridge more than usual.

food."

After he finished speaking, he meant that he would not leave food for Luo Qingqing, Sun Yinhua quickly grabbed a pocket and stuffed it into his mouth.

Let's talk about Li Chunlin, after Sun Pingchuan left, he also got out of the grove, and by the dim moonlight he put a few big unity pictures given to him by Sun Pingchuan to his nose and carefully looked at them , confirming that there is nothing wrong, he folded the money and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, he couldn't help but hummed a little song triumphantly.

In a particularly good mood, Li Chunlin hurried in the direction of Da Li Zhuang with one foot and one foot. He rarely came to this Peach Blossom Village, and he was not familiar with the terrain. It was too dark. Without a flashlight, it's really hard to walk at night.

Just after walking far, he stumbled on something under his feet. Li Chunlin stumbled to the ground like a dog eating shit. The strange smell made him want to vomit.

Li Chunlin was so smoked that he retched twice. Before he could tear off the stinky thing, he was hit with a stick on the back of the head. Just don't know anything.

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When I opened my eyes, I was startled, and there were people in my field of vision.

He turned over and sat up, only to find that he was surrounded by people.

"He's not dead, he's still alive." One and a half boys shouted.

"He doesn't seem to be from our neighborhood. I see him very well." A middle-aged man pondered.

"I know him, Li Chunlin from Da Lizhuang, I came to our village yesterday to find Luo Qingqing." A little daughter-in-law smiled.

Where are you? Lin Chunlin had a severe headache. He held his head and groaned a few times before he remembered the cause and effect. This is Peach Blossom Village. He was attacked after breaking up with Sun Pingchuan last night!

Thinking of the blow that came with the wind, he immediately thought of the conspiracy with Sun Pingchuan, and turned to the eighty dollars. , Of course, the money is gone! He reluctantly rummaged through all the pockets in his body, but of course he found nothing.

That's eighty dollars! A strong laborer works hard for a year, and at the end of the year, he can only divide hundreds of ten dollars.

Li Chunlin shivered in distress, and he shouted in a frenzy to the people around him: "I lost my money! Whoever stole it, hand it over to me quickly! Otherwise, I will report to the police to arrest you!"

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Isn't that so full of mouths that you can't tell?"

"When we saw you, you were lying in the drain by the roadside." The half-eldest boy rolled his eyes at him, and put a black thing next to him. Toutou threw it on his face: "We only touched this thing on your body, and no one else touched you."

I was caught off guard by the stuff that covered his head and face. The familiar smell made Li Chunlin feel sick to his stomach. He pulled it from his head and took a closer look. It turned out to be a piece of rotten sack full of pig and chicken manure.

"It's really thankless." The middle-aged man stood up and picked up the shovel: "Let's go, it's time to go to work."

"A dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good man." The half-eldest boy dragged his dung fork: "Let's go quickly, don't pay attention to this person, he should make us lose money in a while."

Li Chunlin had always felt a headache, disgusting, and his brain was not clear. The crowd's words with guns and sticks made him run on it even more uncomfortable. The dizzy head is straight and stupid, and I don't know what to do for a while.

I didn't know anything after being knocked by someone with a stick last night, I didn't even see half of the thief's shirt. Who the **** attacked him?

It must not be Sun Pingchuan, he is still waiting to get Luo Qingqing away by himself, who else will it be? Is it someone you have sinned against?

The people he offended are really not young or old. Several people have let go of their words and want to break his dog's leg. Last night, the dog's leg was not interrupted. His mind was almost out of his mind.

How can I tell who was the thief last night from the group of people I offended? This is not easy, he has no clue.

He moved his head, and his head hurt even more. Li Chunlin rubbed the bag on the back of his head, and then moved his arms and legs. He found that his injuries were not serious. The serious thing was that he seemed to be sick. .

It's just spring, and the temperature at night is still very low. After being attacked last night, he was thrown into the wild for the night. Li Chunlin is now not only having a headache and dizziness, but also the joints of his body. Severe pain, really sick.

The 80 yuan given by Sun Pingchuan seems to have no hope of getting it back. Ask to see if you can find the thief behind the scenes.

Thinking that the thief may be holding the 80 yuan that originally belonged to him, Li Chunlin felt even more dizzy. He gritted his teeth and secretly vowed that if he found the little thief who attacked him, he would be sure to let him nice!

He couldn't wait to lie down on the ground again, he calmed down, took a breath and staggered to Da Li Zhuang.

Li Chunlin's experience spread throughout the production team before noon.

Peach Blossom Village has no electricity, let alone TV, most villagers don’t even have a radio at home, the members’ entertainment life is extremely lacking, cat and dog fights can be spread as gossip, not to mention Is it such a thrilling thing as being attacked and losing money?

Although Dali Zhuang is not close to Taohua Village, it is not far away. Before he got off work at noon, Li Chunlin's origin was cleaned up by the very bored members. net.

During a long break, someone who did good came to chat with Luo Qingqing.

"His third aunt, is Li Chunlin interested in you?" The daughter-in-law who came to inquire about the news looked curious.

"He went to the door with the matchmaker." Luo Qingqing picked up the wild vegetables unhurriedly: "I didn't agree, I just refused."

people?"

Looking at her expression "I know, I want to say, come and ask me", how could Luo Qingqing have the nerve to guess?

She could only say dryly: "I can't guess."

When she heard that she couldn't guess, the daughter-in-law's excitement was beyond words: "Aiya, third aunt, fortunately you didn't agree, then Li Chunlin looks like a dog." She said in a low voice The voice approached Luo Qingqing, stretched out a slap and shook it: "This person is in their area, but he is a well-known swinger, and he is not as good as this number."

Luo Qingqing cooperated with a surprised look, which made the daughter-in-law more interested. She talked to Luo Qingqing about Li Chunlin's "great achievements" in detail.

, it must be the hands of one of his good family members!"

Luo Qingqing smiled and nodded at her: "You are right."

With Luo Qingqing's affirmation, she left with satisfaction, Luo Qingqing sneered while hoeing.

Sun Pingchuan, who was off work yesterday, deliberately dawdled and landed at the end, so she guessed that this dog had no good idea.

As expected, she quietly embroidered behind Sun Pingchuan, just as Sun Pingchuan was conspiring with Li Chunlin.

Hiding aside and listening to the plan of the two, Luo Qingqing realized that Sun Pingchuan was busy with his work during this period of time, but he actually went to touch the object for himself.

First Wang Dagen, then Li Chunlin, Luo Qingqing really wanted to ask Sun Pingchuan: "good son" You are so filial, does your father know?

Hearing that Sun Pingchuan wanted to give Li Chunlin 80 yuan for the installation fee, Luo Qingqing could not wait to jump out and discuss with the "good son" Sun Pingchuan, as long as he was willing to pay 200 yuan, he would Simply split up with him and start a new life.

Just as Sun Pingchuan disliked Luo Qingqing and wanted to get Luo Qingqing to get out of the way, Luo Qingqing also disliked Sun Pingchuan's family, but it was still difficult for her to get rid of the Sun family.

Separation may be easy, but life after separation will be difficult, because the original owner has no money!

How to divide the poor and the white? All her income from work points belongs to the entire family, and the family's property is in the hands of Sun Pingchuan and his wife.

Luo Qingqing, who thought hard and did not dare to take the initiative to mention the separation, now sees that Sun Pingchuan is so willing to spend money in order to kick himself out, and she is instantly moved. She really wants to immediately negotiate a showdown with Sun Pingchuan.

It's just that this idea is just a thought. Sun Pingchuan is willing to give money to Li Chunlin, because he doesn't want Luo Qingqing to have a better life, and wants to find big trouble for Luo Qingqing in the second half of his life.

Luo Qingqing took the initiative to propose the separation of the family, that is, she wanted to leave their family and live her own happy life. How can Sun Pingchuan, who is determined to take revenge on Luo Qingqing, bear it? At that time, Sun Pingchuan won't give her money, and he still doesn't know what he will do to her.

Luo Qingqing took advantage of Sun Pingchuan to go home to get money and went to the barn of the production team and stole several tools for committing crimes.

She tied a hemp rope as a trap on the only way out of the village, and squatted on the side of the road with a stick and a rotten sack.

The moon was dark and the wind was high. When Li Chunlin came over, he was tripped to the ground by the hemp rope tied to the trees on both sides of the road. Luo Qingqing took the opportunity to jump out and put the rotten sack on him and gave it to him. As soon as he hits the stick, things will follow suit.

Luo Qingqing was hoeing the ground while secretly having fun. The 80 yuan was cheaper for him. I wonder if Sun Pingchuan was willing to give another 80 yuan to Li Chunlin?

Compared to Luo Qingqing's good mood, Sun Pingchuan, who was spreading dung in the field on the other side of the road, was not so good.

He tried his best to find a good partner for Luo Qingqing. According to the original plan, Luo Qingqing would be able to have a "good life" soon. Will their plan still be on time? Li Chunlin won't be fooled, will he?

No matter what, he has already given the money to Li Chunlin, no matter whether he gets the money or is robbed or stolen, he has to take Luo Qingqing away according to the agreement, never deny it!

Sun Pingchuan took a dung fork and shoveled a lump of farmyard manure from the flatbed truck with a gloomy face, and tried to throw it around, but he couldn't help but worry.

If there is no money to decorate the facade, how could Luo Qingqing be hooked away by him?

Sun Pingchuan was upset, he shoveled and shoveled feces one by one.

Don't you have to pay more money to support him? This has already been spent for a whole hundred, and the cost of subsidizing Li Chunlin is too much.

If you don't support Li Chunlin, Luo Qingqing can't be hooked by these days, doesn't Luo Qingqing have to continue to be the old lady in her own house?

Li Chunlin is too useless! Thinking of this, Sun Pingchuan was in a worse mood. He gritted his teeth and vented all his anger on the pile of farmyard manure in the flatbed truck.

Sun Pingchuan gritted his teeth and shoveled fork after fork of farmyard manure from the car, and then threw it out, imagining that the fork of manure he threw out was Luo Qingqing. It just made him feel better.

Just as he was doing all the work, there was a screeching sound around him.

Sun Pingchuan frowned in disgust. This group of foolish villagers is very talkative about things. They are uneasy when they do work, and they don’t know where so much **** comes from all day long. Lightly talking endlessly, he continued to raise his own farmyard manure without raising his eyelids in his heart.

"Sun Pingchuan, you son of a bitch!" With a scolding, the unsuspecting Sun Pingchuan was pulled to the ground in the wheat field, and the strong Zhao Daniu viciously He jumped in front of him and punched him in the eye socket: "If I don't teach you a lesson today, you won't know your surname if you ride a horse!"