It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Real friendship, you are in charge of the third grade, and I am in charge of my sister.

Because the district tyrant in the Kyushu community is Huatang, and the black cats usually use their tails to fish for children, so they have a strong sense of existence.

So Song Xuan and their parents basically taught their children some common sense about cats.

For example, Huatang is a girl, and the cat’s calculated age is different. If you put it together, Huatang is still a sister~

Most people who can move into the Kyushu community prefer animals.

In addition, Huatang always teases the children and puts the majority of non-young people at the bottom of the cat despise chain, and the residents are quite rebellious.

Especially some young parents are willing to push the children who just can walk to call sister Huatang.

Oh, I always miss the black cat, so let the child chase Huatang to call her sister, and then the annoying Huatang has to stop and swipe the unconscious cub with the tip of her tail.

Song Xuan and the others were considered older children, and their parents wouldn't teach it that way, but everyone has seen the appearance of small children chasing Huatang and calling her sister.

Now Song Xuan and the others were going to find Jia'an, they thought of Huatang temporarily, and turned around to take away the cat sister.

As for why you have to turn around and push the melon box?

This involves a little knowledge of physics that can't move, but knows very witly that pushing heavy objects is more labor-saving than directly holding them up.

Jia'an went to a school for the blind, and apart from the fact that the teaching plan was different from that of ordinary schools, he didn't know much about the latest news.

When several children came to Jia'an, he heard this for the first time. He was surprised after a wow.

"Don't have any thoughts?" The little partner was surprised, and slapped Jia'an's overly plain reaction on the thigh.

Jia'an tilted his head in confusion. He had just started to meet his classmates and was still adapting to his peers. Apart from being brave, he had no other impressions.

Song Xuan moved a little farther, lest the little friend could take a picture of his thigh, and asked Jiaan back, "Why are you so excited?"

"I envy it!"

Although they all live in the same community, these children are not in the same elementary school. The child who patted the thighs was very envious of his cousin. He even prepared the story and waited for the school to start activities.

As a result, the school didn't seem to be planning to carry out this activity, nor did Song Xuan's school, and even the opportunity to pass the story to other schools was gone. This child must be disappointed.

Song Xuan was not as excited as his little friend, nor did he have any bitterness to take the opportunity to vomit. Seeing that the little friend was still patting his thighs, he thought of a way, "Otherwise, you are next to Huatang and pretend to be a third grader. With sister cat?"

In short, just make up enough for the third grade sister~

Moreover, it’s easy to tell a story. Jia’an is a recording provider of “Echo”, which has exclusive members. If you want to tell a story, you can also borrow Jia’an’s account, which will surely be heard by many people.

Jiaan likes to come to these little friends who often play with him, nodded happily, and generously shared some recording and storytelling skills.

On "Echo", many ordinary users have paid attention to Jia'an. Many people still listen to his stories to calm down and fall asleep!

"It's okay!" The little friend squatted next to Huatang, and just introduced himself to Jia'an's recorder and introduced her cat, he smacked his lips, and suddenly went off the topic, "It would be great if I was also a girl. "

Not to mention Song Xuan and Jia'an, even Huatang turned his head and glanced at the little boy twice.

Although the gender awareness of children under ten is relatively simple, few boys say that they want to be girls.

This has something to do with parents. Those who are dissatisfied with the gender of their children mostly say that if you are a boy, only a small part will feel emotional. If you are a girl, it is just fine.

"The girls in our class are fine. They don't speak bad language, they love to be clean and hygienic, and they give me snacks." Correspondingly, it is other boys, some of whom will hear it in private or on mobile phones. Swear words, it is easy to stain your clothes, and also very domineering.

As a boy who also cares about hygiene, loves cleanliness, and is not very outgoing, he is definitely more willing to play with girls instead of boys.

But this matter, after his uncle knew about it, he laughed at him when he knew about picking up girls at a young age, and the little boy was very hurt.

"My colleague is a study committee member, and the person is very nice. A boy in the second class pushed me on the stairs, and she ran to stop it."

Most of the people in the class who are willing to help others are girls. On the contrary, they laugh at him for being silly, but they are all boys.

"Girls are very good. They study well. They also play skipping rope in gym class. They don't laugh at me as a sissy. I also want to be a sister."

Moreover, the little boy didn't like his uncle, and thought that he would become an uncle and an uncle when he grew up.

When Song Xuan and the others heard it, they suddenly felt that being a sister sounds good, especially as a cadre in the class. Whenever they think that every time they don't do homework, the troubles and fights that destroy class discipline are basically boys, they feel worried.

"If we are all sisters, we can choose between boys or girls when we grow up."

Only children can say such simple words, and the devil speaks far more than that.

Now that you can be your sister in the midst of a wild horse, you can just change to another species and be a cat.

"I don't want to be a human anymore. If I want to be a cat, I will be with Huatang in the community, and I can also eat in a small restaurant."

Huatang glanced disgustingly at the boy who said this, pushed him with his claws, and woke up. Even if you are a cat, you can't go to a small restaurant to eat.

That's an evil cat. Do you know if you don't enter the cat?

"I don't want to be a human anymore. I'll be a horse dog. My aunt has a horse dog, which is very powerful."

Jia An also began to imagine what he wanted to be if he could choose what to be, and what status he would like to change, "Then I will be a snake, and I can recognize the way with my tongue."

Some snakes are basically without eyesight, but others can perceive them with their tongues, which makes Jia'an very envious.

The children's thinking is relatively straight, and Jia'an has never thought that he can change species, so why is it still invisible.

But the little boys were amused by their imaginations, they were very happy around the recorder, and Jia'an's parents couldn't help but come in and give some fruit, thinking that the children had a fight.

As a result, I came in and watched a few kids secretly laughing while covering their mouths. They became quiet and could only quit again.

"What? There is a dispute inside?"

"No, after I went in, the little guys refused to speak, Jiaan was also laughing, it should be nothing."

Jia'an's parents were at a loss and missed the big event that the children were conspiring to change their status.

Huatang stepped on Jia'an's little bed twice and flicked her tail, so that she shouldn't be anything else, even if she had a choice, she had to be a transport cat.

Several children used their knowledge of watching documentaries and "One Hundred Thousand Whys", and they debated for a while what animal is best. As soon as this one said that he wanted to be a tiger, that one seriously shook his head and said that tigers are all in the zoo, and there are very few in the wild.

The one said to be an elephant or else, this one showed his teeth silently, indicating that the ivory is very dangerous. There are protective pictures posted around the bus station and the airport. There are pictures of elephants losing their ivory, which is very miserable.

After all, the last few children still fixed their eyes on Huatang.

She is not very old, but she has a lot of envy, "Hey, Huatang must be very happy~"

There is no need to do homework or worry about poor test results. You can play as long as you want, and you can go to a small restaurant to eat at any time. It is an ideal happy appearance in the hearts of children.

After being stared at by a few lines of sight, Huatang was not empty at all, and even nodded.

Yes, you can’t imagine the happiness of being a cat~

"If I become a cat, who will be the child of Mom and Dad?"

"Then let mom and dad be cats, the whole family, all meow meow~"

"It makes sense. My mother is afraid of mice, so I will catch fish for my mother. Cat catching fish is amazing!"

"No, Huatang can't catch fish."

"Other cats can catch, and my grandma's cat can catch fish. Huatang doesn't count."

Suddenly the implicated Huatang jumped out of the crib and squatted fiercely next to the child who had just made a mistake, giving the cub a chance to resurrect and repeating what he had just said.

"...Hey, Huatang is a master fisherman."

After hearing this sentence, Huatang was satisfied, then took the recorder in Jia'an's hand and directly pressed the upload button.

Let everyone listen, which cat is the real fisherman. It is impossible to be afraid of water if you are afraid of water. Huatang has learned to swim recently.

The evil cat has no weaknesses.

"Ah? I haven't started telling the story yet, why did it pass on?"

I finally remembered that I was going to record a story, but the child who had been crooked for a long time patted his head and thought of his "business".

"Huh? It doesn't matter, this can be deleted."

Jia'an comforted her little friend and prepared to try to teach her to delete the "story" just now.

"Oh, it's okay, I also forgot which story I was going to tell, that's it." The little boy didn't bother to tell the story when he thought that Huatang's life was so happy. So, with Song Xuan and the others, he came over to open the story and listen to it again. Once again, and then laughed silly.

It was really fun to think they were going to be some kind of animal just now, and even a little bit more interesting.

Until Jia'an's parents sent the children who came to the house to look for their sons to play downstairs, the few children pushing the melon box were still arguing whether it was Tyrannosaurus rex or Diplodocus.

Jia'an’s parents are even more puzzled. Can they not keep up with the way their children think?

The staff responsible for the review of "Echo" also noticed Jia'an's new work. When he clicked on it and heard the voices of several children, he was taken aback. After exiting and looking at Jiaan's homepage, he continued listening.

Then, I was shocked by the first high-energy sentence.

"If only I was a girl too~"

Before the auditor could respond, the second high-energy sentence came again, "I don't want to be a human anymore!"