It’s a Bit Early To Cross

Falling in love with youkanshu.com, this time travel is a bit early

As soon as Chu Heng heard that his eldest sister-in-law was pregnant, he hurriedly congratulated his eldest brother, "Oh, congratulations, eldest brother, you will be a father soon!"

"Hey, Tong Xi Tong Xi!" Ni Chen's laughing eyes disappeared, and he happily took out a cigarette to share with his brother-in-law, and asked, "When are you and Yinghong planning to have a child?"

"I'm about to, I guess it will be soon, the two little ones can still be friends." Chu Heng said with a smile.

When the sister-in-law next to him heard his words, she rolled her eyes and whispered in Ni Yinghong's ear with a mysterious face: "Yinghong, my sister-in-law taught you a trick. I'm sure you can get pregnant within three times!"

"What's the trick?" Ni Yinghong asked quickly.

Sister-in-law gave an ambiguous smile, bit her ear and said, "Turn over, like that...that...that..."

The eldest cousin, who was sitting beside her, listened vaguely, and her face turned red in an instant.

Strange posture... ah, knowledge has increased again!

After a while, Xiao Ni, who had finished learning the secret skills, glanced at Chu Heng with a blushing face, biting her lips tightly with her teeth, and she couldn't wait to try it.

"Brother-in-law!"

At this time, Ni Yinghua, who was in the back room with Ni Zhen over the things that Chu Heng brought, ran out, holding a swallow cup in one hand and sea cucumber in the other, and asked her handsome brother-in-law curiously with big watery eyes: What are they both? Are they for food?"

"These two are good things."

Chu Heng took it with a smile and explained to his sister-in-law: "This long thorn is a sea cucumber, don't look at this thing is small now, it can get bigger when it gets wet, but you are small now, and you won't need this for the time being. Things, let's talk about it when we get older."

"That small bowl is called bird's nest. It's good for beauty, but you can eat it. When you grow up, you'll be prettier than your sister!"

"So the bird's nest looks like this!"

Sister-in-law hurriedly came over, took the Yanzhan over and over with a curious expression, and said with a wide-eyed smile, "It's the first time I've seen this, my brother-in-law is really capable, and can still get such a good thing, I've heard people say it's a big supplement."

"It's not a big tonic, but it's good for your body to eat it often." Chu Heng smiled and gave her some popular science, then suddenly remembered something, patted his leg and said, "Oh, yes, this thing is right. It is good for pregnant women, not only can it improve the skin, but also help the development of the fetus, sister-in-law, you can eat more."

"Really!"

When the sister-in-law heard that she was good to the child, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she stopped holding on to something. The more she looked at this bird's nest, the more she liked it, and even the bird feathers on it felt particularly gorgeous: "This is a good thing, no wonder those high People from big families like to eat this."

"Stop talking, let's have dinner!"

At this moment, Mother Ni came over from the outside kitchen. After smiling at the baby son-in-law, she called out to the people in the room, "Come here, a few people, come here to serve dishes, bowls and chopsticks."

"Ugh."

The eldest cousin and sisters Ni Yinghong and Ni Yinghua hurriedly got up to get something.

The elder sister-in-law sat in her position calmly and didn't move her buttocks. The old lady spoke the day she found out that she was pregnant, and she didn't need to worry about the housework.

Under the guidance of a few women, big and small, a sumptuous table of wine and food was placed on the table not long after.

After everyone was seated, Ni Chen unscrewed the Xifeng wine that his father had kept, and poured a glass for everyone who could drink.

Then Father Ni said a few words of blessing, and the family began to change the cups and eat, and the atmosphere was unusually cheerful.

at this time.

Wu Lin and the others who were watching outside were nibbling on cold and hard tortillas.

"The one who suffers from this crime, doesn't even have saliva, and his throat is so loud when he eats it!"

Wu Lin swallowed the dry food in his mouth with difficulty, sniffed his nose vigorously, greedily inhaled the rich aroma of food in the air, and sighed: "My family makes braised pork today, if it hadn't been such a mess, I'll be with me now. Dad is drinking."

"Alas, men still have to be officials!" A young man with buck teeth took a bite of the cake and sighed: "We have no power or power, so we can only run errands for others. You are looking at our deputy section chief Luo, and now you may not know. Which woman are you playing with?"

Which one? How many grandchildren do you have?

Wu Lin, who was instructed by Chu Heng, sensitively caught a more sensitive word, and immediately saw him roll his eyes, showing a curious look, and half-truthfully lied to the two around him: "Hey, I listen to my buddy. Said, our deputy section chief Luo, there are quite a few women around, is that true?"

"Hey, it's not fake at all." Another young man grinned and said enviously, "In our unit alone, there are five or six women he has played with!"

"Huh! This is too awesome!" Wu Lin was shocked, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and his heart felt like a few lemons, and the sourness was about to become refined.

It would be a lie to say that I don't envy. As long as it's a man, who doesn't want to sleep with more women? It's just a matter of dare.

"This is so awesome?" The buck-toothed man pouted and said sourly, "He not only has concubines in the factory, but also many outside. I heard from our team leader that he has at least a dozen women! And many of them are men!"

"A dozen? Someone else's daughter-in-law!"

Wu Lin swallowed his saliva, breathing a little heavy.

This, this... this is too much!

After slowing down for a while, he, who didn't even have an object, asked with humility and humility: "Dude, how did the Deputy Section Chief Luo get so many women? You are really capable."

"We can't learn this. I told you not to tell it."

The buck-toothed man sneaked up and said in a low voice, "The women he slept with, except for a few widows who threw money at their knees, many of them were family members who had committed crimes, and he was caught and forced to surrender. Yes, just like Liu Lijuan from the dispatching room of our unit, her man was caught for stealing things from the public house, and Deputy Section Chief Luo threatened to fire her man and send her to the police station~www.readwn.com~ put Liu Lijuan to sleep."

"That's what happened." Wu Lin was disappointed when he heard the words. He really couldn't learn this. Let's not say whether he has the ability or not. First of all, he can't do it. Although he is not a good cake, he still has a conscience and a bottom line. .

"That's why I said that a man must have the ability, and then he will be like Deputy Section Chief Luo, who can sleep whoever wants to sleep, and eat whatever he wants." The buck-toothed man looked forward with hot eyes.

People have a good old man, do you have one?

Wu Lin gave the daydreamer a blank look, and began to secretly organize the information he had just found out in his heart, preparing to find a few useful ones and report them to exchange for money at night.

He has reported a few pieces of valuable information in the past few days. Chu Heng is really giving money. So far, he has received ten yuan, so his subjective initiative is quite high now!

Wu Lin pondered word by word, and soon found a few pieces of news that he thought was valuable.

First, the fact that Luo Yang had more than a dozen women had to be reported, and the use of power to force Liu Lijuan to be counted as one.

The rest is what Buck Tooth just said. Luo Yang used money to throw down a few widows and eat what he wants. Eighty percent of it is useful.

If you want to smash the widow and eat whatever you want, don't you need money tickets? Luo Yang's salary of more than forty a month was obviously not enough, so Wu Lin analyzed from this point that Luo Yang was 80% corrupt.

Under the influence of profit, this kid's brain cells are abnormally active!

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