Is this cartoonist mentally ill?
Chapter 384 You call this becoming an immortal (original)
However, Zhou Wenwei felt something was wrong at this time, not to mention why Yao Yin, named Goudan, who reported on Li Huowang, did this.
First of all, it is ridiculous to say that Li Huowang did not go to the cooking room all day long. Danyangzi asked Li Huowang to send him a medicine to lead him there in the morning. It is impossible that these disciples in the cooking room did not miss him.
Even if Goudan wants to report Li Huowang, he cannot knowingly make such a low-level mistake. Instead, he should say that Li Huowang disappeared after visiting the material room once in the morning. This would be more reasonable.
Instead of... saying that Li Huowang didn't show up in the material room today.
After all, Li Huowang showed up in the cooking room with medicine and led him away. Everyone knew that it was definitely sent to Danyangzi to refine elixirs. How could Danyangzi not know whether Li Huowang went to the cooking room or not.
Sure enough, Danyangzi in the next comic immediately saw through the loopholes in Goudan's words, and said viciously, "Fart! This morning's medicine was delivered by Xuanyang himself! Where did he find it without going to the material room? Yao Yin? Are you looking for death?"
Goudan also knelt on the ground and kept begging for mercy.
At the same time, Danyangzi suddenly looked at Xuanyin, who had inadvertently revealed a secret smile on his face when Li Huowang was suspected by him, and said with a terrifying face, "Why were you laughing just now?" Are you happy that Xuanyang was framed? "
In an instant, Xuanyin was frightened.
Because he did sneak into Danyangzi's room with Zhengkun, and his psychological quality was not as strong as Li Huowang's as a modern person.
Under Danyangzi's pressure, he was so frightened that he peed, and immediately confessed that it was Zhengkun who did it!
At this time, Zhengkun had no choice. After being forced to be exposed, he immediately wanted to escape.
With a wave of the Taoist robe in his right hand, with the crisp ringing of bells, a copper coin with patina rolled to the ground and spun like a top.
Seeing that Zhengkun was about to escape from the cave, Danyangzi's right foot wearing cloth shoes suddenly lifted and stepped, and the dust was raised high.
With a "click", the entire copper coin instantly fell apart and splashed out. Not only the copper coin was torn apart, but also Zhengkun in the distance.
In the comics, it is seen that his limbs seemed to be pulled by invisible forces, and they were torn apart like five horses in mid-air, leaving only a broken body!
Although Zhengkun kept a mutilated body and kept begging Danyangzi for mercy, and even moved out of the house. When they escaped with Danyangzi and were hunted down by the monks in a temple called Zhengde Temple, it was his two brothers who fought to the death to replace them. Danyangzi survived.
However, Danyangzi didn't think so. He felt that Zhengkun, like his two brothers, were both ignorant wolves.
In fact, he had long suspected that Zhengkun did it, because there was a restriction in his room, and among the many disciples in the Taoist temple, only Zhengkun could remove it.
"The protagonist is also really smart. He first found out the restrictions in Danyangzi's room, and then tempted Zhengkun and Xuanyin to explore the way first."
Seeing this, Zhou Wenwei admired the protagonist Li Huowang and said, "A mental patient... is so smart. No, mental patients just have brain problems, not necessarily stupid."
He patted his head and said, "That's right. Geniuses like Nietzsche and John Forbes are mentally ill, so mental illness is different from a fool."
In short, Li Huowang relied on his bold and careful acting style this time, and with the help of Yaoyin named Goudan, he managed to survive the crisis without any danger.
And then, Danyangzi also died because of his disciple Zhengkun, and the vase girl also died. He was an illiterate and chose to let Li Huowang, who had shown his "talent" before, read the words in the heavenly book.
Li Huowang was also very smart. Without knowing what the cultivation method that the vase girl had told Danyangzi before, he chose to say that there was no method of becoming an immortal that Danyangzi had mentioned before.
Instead, he chose to start all over again. Anyway, the vase girl did deceive Danyangzi before.
Danyangzi, who suddenly knew all the truth, after thinking about it carefully, easily realized that the vase girl had deceived him about his previous cultivation methods.
In fact, the way the vase girl deceived Danyangzi was full of loopholes. She said that the things written in the heavenly book would change, and that it was impossible to memorize the words in the heavenly book.
So Danyangzi soon believed Li Huowang and spat hard on the body of the girl in the vase.
Obviously, this behavior means that the vase girl will definitely not be Danyangzi's biological daughter.
Li Huowang once again made up a set of "internal strength techniques" recorded above, and then made up a set of elixirs that can "achieve the Tao and become an immortal".
For example, it costs 2 taels and 4 qian of cinnabar, 1 tael and 2 qian of white money, and 1 tael and 2 qian of arsenic. He also mentioned the folklore monster "Master You" that Bai Lingmiao mentioned before as the medicinal materials for the elixir.
"Good guy..."
Zhou Wenwei suddenly became happy when he saw this, and said, "Cinnabar, arsenic, these highly toxic substances, and the evil spirits are used as medicine. I really want to kill Danyangzi."
Yes, Li Huowang did not forget to kill Danyangzi.
Even now that Zhengkun and Xuanyin were both dead and he suddenly became the "big disciple" of Danyangzi, he still wanted to kill this leprous man who was like a gangster and had done countless harm to people. The people have been eliminated.
Therefore, after gaining Danyangzi's trust, and even Danyangzi expressed his intention to become an immortal together with Li Huowang, Li Huowang first went back to the material room to tell Bai Lingmiao and the others that they could go home soon.
And as expected, Goudan, who had just reported Li Huowang, was helping Li Huowang, deliberately saying such a flawed statement to deceive Danyangzi.
Li Huowang was also very grateful to these poor people with strange shapes, but he also began to ask them about the strange evil spirits in this world, such as "Master You", which had appeared in folk legends.
The purpose, of course, was to compile all these strange evil spirits into medicinal materials for the elixir, so that Danyangzi, the bald head, could refine them and eat them to poison himself to death!
With everyone talking in the material room, Li Huowang also collected the "immortal" elixir recipe he wanted.
Two great grandmother hearts, refine their essence, a mother-in-law fish, take its gills, soak it in two taels of arsenic, and a bunch of heavy metal medicinal materials such as cinnabar, arsenic, realgar, sulfur, lead and other heavy metal medicinal materials...
This is indeed an elixir recipe for immortality. If you eat it, you can directly ascend to immortality. Isn't it "immortality"?
But wouldn't Danyangzi be suspicious when he saw this kind of recipe that obviously poisoned people just by looking at the names of the medicinal materials?
Especially since Danyangzi had been deceived twice, by the vase girl and Zhengkun, the eldest disciple he regarded as his own son, would he be so easy to believe Li Huowang, the new eldest disciple?
Unexpectedly... Danyangzi really believed it.
When he saw the recipe, he analyzed it with reason and evidence, "Yes, it must be wrong. Arsenic is cold, and it must be neutralized by hot things like Gongpoyu. Wonderful! And this actually uses the grandmother to enter the pill, why didn't I think of it before? Since people can enter the pill, why can't these evil things enter the pill?"
Then he took out a copper bell with a missing corner in front of Li Huowang and summoned "Master You" to collect the medicinal materials.
After that, he also prepared a New Year's Eve dinner.
Whether it was the living disciples or those he had killed personally, such as "Xuan Yang" who had been trying to escape before, and Xuan Yin and Zheng Kun who had just been killed not long ago, all set up their bowls and had a New Year's Eve dinner together.
After the New Year's Eve dinner, Dan Yangzi took Li Huowang to the alchemy room with a smile to prepare to start the furnace to refine the elixir, intending to become immortals together with the master and disciple!
Soon, after the strange alchemy process was over, two fist-sized red pills with metallic luster, two meat pills that were wriggling like living things, and two black pills that looked rotten and smelled very pungent appeared in the furnace of the comic.
The pungent smell of decay seemed to be smelled by Zhou Wenwei through the comic.
In order to ensure that Dan Yangzi believed that the elixir was real, Li Huowang also risked his life. After all, if he didn't eat these "elixirs", Dan Yangzi would never eat them.
So he took the fist-sized red pill decisively, and then continued to pretend to be excited about his upcoming "immortality". After swallowing the remaining two pills, he closed his eyes and placed his hands on his knees.
Sweat flowed down his face, and Li Huowang, who was meditating, began to tremble, but his face gradually showed an uncontrollable ecstasy.
"I have a lot of innate spiritual energy! This... these are... so that's it, I understand, I understand!! I'm going to become an immortal!"
This acting... is really like becoming an immortal.
And Dan Yangzi, who was standing aside, sure enough, this bald head hadn't taken the pill yet, and it seemed that he was still wary of Li Huowang.
Now that Li Huowang seemed to be about to become an immortal, he decisively took all the pills, closed his eyes, and began to practice the set of big and small Zhoutian exercises that Li Huowang had mentioned before.
At this time, Li Huowang, who was beside him, opened his eyes and looked at Dan Yangzi who was practicing the "exercise" after taking the pill, revealing a somewhat crazy smile.
That crazy smile seemed to have a strange infectious power, and Zhou Wenwei felt a little scary.
"Hahaha, bald head! Bald head!! You can't cultivate to become an immortal! You can only become a ghost. Let's go to the Naihe Bridge together, hahaha!!"
White smoke came out of Li Huowang's head, and black things crawled all over his body along his blood vessels. His expression looked painful and happy, and that crazy smile had a weird feeling.
Zhou Wenwei looked at this scene and felt terrified...
"Ghost, when Qingshan the old thief drew this, was he also crazy?!"
He widened his eyes and thought with a tingling scalp, "And this smile... seems to be the smile of the old thief at the previous book signing event."
Dan Yangzi in the comics also heard Li Huowang's mocking laughter, but he still closed his eyes tightly, even when Li Huowang took some recovery pills to regain his strength and beat up Dan Yangzi who was trying to "become an immortal", he still didn't care.
He even stubbornly shouted, "Get out of here! You demons, don't think about hindering me from becoming an immortal! I'm about to become an immortal! The ancestor will come to pick me up soon!"
"Good guy... This heart of Taoism is really stable..."
Zhou Wenwei has also read a lot of comics about cultivation. Looking at Dan Yangzi, who has such a firm "heart of seeking Taoism" in the comics, he muttered, "If he wasn't born a bandit, he might really become an immortal if he practiced the right way."
"Crazy... This guy is completely crazy because of his obsession with becoming an immortal..."
Li Huowang in the comics also looked at Dan Yangzi like this, and felt a little emotional, but at this moment, the poison in his body also broke out. He said in a cold sweat, "Ouch, my stomach really hurts."
Under the severe pain, the picture in front of Li Huowang became confused and the scene kept changing.
The picture changes here. Lin Qingshan uses the first-person perspective of "Edgewalker" when Mann and David Cyber suffered from mental illness.
However, the picture disorder in the comic "Edgewalker" is similar to the picture disorder of code, while "Dao Weird Immortal" uses the white smoke disorder picture.
In the comic picture of Li Huowang's first-person perspective, Yang Na's face originally appeared, but then it quickly melted and reassembled into the face of his attending doctor.
"Bed No. 14 is confused, and the preliminary judgment is food poisoning! Quick! Bring the electric suction device and perform gastric lavage!"
"Wash your uncle's stomach... Don't forget... You are in a mental hospital... Where is there... a gastric lavage machine... Can your hallucinations... be more logical..."
At this time, Li Huowang said with a sneer.
"Hahahaha——"
This made Zhou Wenwei laugh, and he said, "This is definitely not an illusion, otherwise you will definitely die. Li Huowang and Dan Yangzi are equally persistent, and both think it is an illusion. Who said that there is no gastric lavage machine in the mental hospital... What if those mentally ill patients with pica eat something they shouldn't eat?"
In his opinion, this is definitely not an illusion, but the ability of the protagonist.
Otherwise, the protagonist will definitely be poisoned to death after eating the poison pill.
But is this possible?
The protagonist is going to die in the seventh episode?
Even Qingshan the old thief can't do such a thing, right?
So the gastric lavage in the mental hospital is real, and Li Huowang was saved by gastric lavage.
Otherwise, how can he, an ordinary person, withstand the poison pill that can kill even Dan Yangzi, who has achieved a small success in cultivation.
And sure enough, the next screen went black, as if to show that Li Huowang fainted.
Then, after three consecutive black cartoon pictures passed by...
The picture changed from pure black to a little light in the middle, as if Li Huowang finally woke up and opened his eyes after being unconscious for a long time.
Sure enough, Li Huowang woke up and opened his eyes, and then he suddenly supported himself with his hands and began to vomit violently.
A mass of deformed flesh and blood mixed with black water, with a little hair, mixed with dumpling crumbs, and a few pieces of internal organs was vomited out directly by him.
Then he looked at the flesh and blood in the black water, and it stopped moving after a few movements.
He couldn't help but panic and said, "I... am still alive? How can I still be alive? If I am still alive, then that bald head is..."
Then, a sentence suddenly popped up outside the screen beside him.
"So that's it, Taoist, I understand, I understand!! Hahaha!!"
This sentence is displayed in a bubble frame, and it is unknown who is speaking, but Zhou Wenwei knows very well that it is definitely Dan Yangzi who is speaking.
Dan Yangzi was not poisoned to death?
The protagonist had gastric lavage by modern medicine, but Dan Yangzi... on what basis?
Could it be that Dan Yangzi really achieved success in cultivation?
And what does he mean by enlightenment?
Zhou Wenwei was a little confused. He hadn't seen Dan Yangzi yet. Suddenly, he moved his finger, and the next comic picture that occupied the entire mobile phone screen appeared in front of him.
In the picture, a body still wearing a Taoist robe was still sitting there. It was obviously Dan Yangzi.
But... now, his originally ugly head has been directly split open, and three hideous big mouths have grown out of his head, but they are full of disgusting yellow teeth that are intertwined and entangled with each other, climbing up.
At the same time, in addition to Dan Yangzi's deformed head, sharp thorns like asphalt sticking to feathers also emerged from his back, drilling out of his flesh and blood, with scarlet blood.
This extremely impactful scene, coupled with Lin Qingshan's superb painting skills that have now reached the realm of painting, has a unique magic of ugliness and beauty intertwined, which makes people creepy and fanatical at the same time.
It seems that this is...
"What is this? Three flowers gather at the top of the head... Yuhua Dengxian?"
Li Huowang, who was standing aside, said with a surprised face.
Three... Three flowers gather at the top of the head?
Yuhua Dengxian? !
If Li Huowang hadn't said these two idioms after seeing the comics, Zhou Wenwei would never have thought that this picture depicted the scene of becoming an immortal in mythological allusions.
It's just...
"Ah????"
Zhou Wenwei opened his mouth and eyes wide, shouting, "You call this the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head?! You call this the Immortal Transformation??? Are you okay, old thief Qingshan?"
Then he subconsciously swiped the screen, and in the next picture, the three mouths of the deformed Danyangzi's head shouted at the same time--
"Hahaha! I am a Taoist priest!"①
But in the end, Danyangzi's entire deformed body exploded instantly, and blood and flesh splattered all over the alchemy room.
"End of this episode."
After reading this episode, Zhou Wenwei had a "????" expression on his face.
He suddenly remembered the title of this episode-"Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head Becomes a Semi-Immortal"...
It really was the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head, and he didn't think of becoming a semi-immortal for the time being, so he didn't care.
"No... Old thief Qingshan... is he really crazy?"
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch at this time, and he said, "Ah?! This mental state... Old thief Qingshan is not just a relapse of his illness, right? This is... his illness is more serious than before, right? Right? Ah??"
At this moment, not only Zhou Wenwei, but all Lin Qingshan's comic fans had similar thoughts in their minds after reading "Dao Wei Yi Xian" -
“This episode… let alone drawing it, anyone who could come up with such a plot should be taken to a mental hospital and put in the best ward!”
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