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The little lucky bag stared at the sparrow for a long time, and remembered that when playing a guessing game with Rila, Rila said that there are many ways to eat sparrows, such as braised, steamed, fried...

Thinking about it, the little lucky bag began to salivate a little, looked at the little boy eagerly, and asked in a sticky voice: Brother, is the mahjong braised in soy sauce delicious?

little boy:???

What the hell?

The little boy looked at the little lucky bag with an expression as if he had been struck by lightning, and he didn't react for a long time, seriously doubting whether he had heard it wrong.

Such a cute kid, how can he open his mouth to eat sparrows?

Generally, don't little girls of this age always look like don't eat sparrows, sparrows are cute?

Sparrows can't be eaten. The little boy said with a serious look at the little lucky bag.

The little lucky bag pouted, and asked with some puzzlement: Why?

The little boy said, It's poisonous.

Poisonous? Xiao Fudai tilted his head and thought for a while, shook his head, and said, But Rila said that sparrows are edible!

Who is Rila? the little boy asked, frowning.

Xiao Fudai said: Ruila is in a car.

Little boy: ??? I asked who she was, not where she was!

never mind!

I can't tell this kind of brat.

The little boy covered the sparrow with some weeds again, then clapped his hands, and then climbed down from the branch above, to the side of the little lucky bag.

He looked at the little lucky bag sitting on the branch swinging his legs leisurely, and asked, How do you get down?

The little lucky bag thought for a while and said, I'll jump down!

Little boy: ??? Jump off? It's so high that I'm afraid I won't fall to your death!

I told you not to come up. The little boy said angrily, I'm not afraid of death.

How do you know? Little Lucky Bag looked at the little boy with a smile and said, The elder said that I can live for a long time, so I'm not afraid of death.

Little boy: ??? This little kid seems to have some IQ problems...

Forget it, it's human life anyway.

The little boy sighed and said, I'll go down first, I'll follow you below, and you climb down slowly.

The little lucky bag blinked and looked at the little boy slowly climbing down the tree trunk with his big watery eyes.

The corner of her mouth twitched, feeling a little strange, why bother?

Xiao Fudai thought for a while, and jumped straight up, a divine force supported her body, making her fall firmly to the ground.

After landing, the little lucky bag clapped his hands, turned around and looked at the little boy who was still climbing down, and said, Brother, jump down!

Hearing the sound, the little boy turned his head and looked down at the little lucky bag. His expression was a little startled, and he was in a bad mood.

Little boy: ... How did she get down just now?

Brother, hurry up! Little Lucky Bag urged, feeling that the little boy's speed was a bit too slow.

The little boy continued to climb down with a speechless face, and only jumped when he was about to hit the ground.

The little lucky bag immediately jumped up, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: Brother is amazing! Brother is awesome!

Little boy: ??? I think your words are mocking me...

Brother, please eat candy! The little lucky bag took out a lollipop from his pocket and handed it to the little boy, looking at the little boy with crooked eyes and a sweet smile.

Don't eat. The little boy frowned, Children only eat candy.

The little lucky bag nuzzled: My brother is also a child.

I'm five years old. The little boy replied with a sullen face.

Shen Wang is five years old!