Is It Reasonable For Me To Hang A Dragon With A Slime?
Chapter 98 Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat...
In the afternoon, the three of them happened to be in the same dormitory.
Of course, in fact this is not a coincidence, but a decision made by Shen Wushuang.
Originally, the three of them were in different dormitories, but in view of today's performance, he was really worried about the safety of the rest of the students, so he put the three scourges together.
"What do you say this afternoon?"
Chen Shu was lying on the bed in the dormitory, playing the Glory of the Beast on his mobile phone.
"What else can I say, go home and bring all the bedding and everything."
The two were also lying on the bed, looking extremely lazy.
"I said Chen Pi, you can play games now? Don't you only play for an hour every week during the holidays?"
Chen Shu said: "What you said is a minor, my brother has already turned eighteen during the summer vacation."
Xu Xingxing said enthusiastically; "Then let's play together!"
Xie Sunan raised her eyebrows, stood up, looked at Xu Xingxing, and said, "Xiao Xu, are you an adult?"
"No, I use my grandma's ID card." Xu Xingxing said proudly, "I was still using Zhao Yunda to kill at three o'clock in the morning last night."
Chen Shu and Xie Sunan's bodies shook, they stood up instantly, and looked at Xu Xingxing in unison.
"The news in the morning, at three o'clock in the morning, the sixty-year-old man took pentakill, could it be you?!"
Xu Xingxing shook his head: "Uh...really...I don't know!"
"Stop talking, hurry up and give me a hand, you add me."
"What is your ID?"
"My grandma Changshan Zhao Zilong!"
"..."
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he kept looking at Xu Xingxing. This wave cooperated well with id.
Just when the three of them were about to start a game together, there was a violent knock on the door.
"Open the door!"
Chen Shu frowned with displeasure on his face, he hated others knocking on the door the most.
He got up and opened the door, only to see two people standing outside the door.
A tall and thin boy crossed his arms and said with disdain, "You are Chen Shu, right?"
Chen Shu smiled at the corner of his mouth, seeing that the two of them were not friendly.
"Wang Yun, don't scare people."
On the other side, Hong Ming was strong and naked, and said with a sneer, "He is the number one in the cultural department!"
Chen Shu asked flatly: "What's the matter?"
"Master Tang asked me to bring you a sentence, stay away from Xu Xiaoyu, understand?"
Chen Shu frowned: "Young Master Tang? Who is it?"
It seemed like another battle of love and hatred, but it's a pity that he has a relationship with Xu Xiaoyu.
Just because she accepted my homework in the morning?
"Tang Lie!"
"Oh~~~" Chen Shu suddenly realized, and then said, "Who is it?"
Wang Yun frowned: "The second grade!"
Chen Shu smiled gently: "None of my business!"
Immediately afterwards, he was about to close the door, but Wang Yun suddenly reached out and forcibly blocked the door from closing.
The two looked at each other and walked directly into Chen Shu's bedroom.
"You kid seems a little confused about the situation?"
There was a hint of ruthlessness in Wang Yun's eyes. Although he was a genius in the special training class, Yushousheng had always been used to fighting for power.
"You two, get out, let's deal with something!"
Hong Ming looked at Xu Xingxing and Xie Sunan who were lying on the bed.
Although the behavior of the three of them was weird in the morning, it didn't scare them.
The two were still lazily lying on the bed, looking at Chen Shu.
Chen Shu said with a smile: "You guys go out for a while, people want to discuss something with me."
Xu Xingxing and the two got up and left the dormitory.
Chen Shu turned around, came to Xie Sunan's bedside and fumbled for something.
"Boy! You are too crazy!"
Hong Ming stretched out his right hand, trying to touch Chen Shu's shoulder.
At this moment, Chen Shu turned around suddenly, holding a butcher's knife in his hand, and chopped down directly.
"Fuck!"
Hong Ming was startled, and almost instinctively withdrew his hand.
There was a hint of fear in his eyes, how dare you cut it!
"Two, what's the matter?"
Chen Shu stretched out his left hand, and with his own strength, he forcibly pulled Hong Ming over, pinching him under his arm.
The butcher's knife kept slapping Hong Ming's face, and asked gently, "What exactly do you want to discuss with me?"
Hong Ming could smell the blood on the knife, it was almost disgusting.
Wang Yun gritted his teeth, and there was also a look of cruelty in his eyes, and shouted: "I don't believe you dare to chop!"
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth smiled, and the butcher's knife in his hand instantly slashed at Hong Ming's lower body!
In an instant, Hong Ming's heart was lifted up, the hairs all over his body stood on end, his buttocks shrank back, and he narrowly avoided the knife.
"Wang Yun! Are you an idiot! Of course you don't believe me, because I was the one who got stabbed!"
Hong Ming only had fear for Chen Shu, and vented his anger on Wang Yun.
"Brother, you have something to say, something to say." Hong Ming smiled obsequiously, his heart still didn't let go.
This guy in front of him is really ruthless!
Chen Shu released Hong Ming and kicked him flying.
"Now, if you two dare to fight back, I won't recognize anyone with this butcher's knife!"
Chen Shu held the butcher's knife in his left hand, and swung out with his right hand.
Clap!
The two of them ate a big ear scraper each, only to feel a little buzzing in the head.
"It's not good to provoke anyone, but me? You two haven't heard of the name of the Nanjiang Bandits, have you?"
Snapped!
Chen Shu made another big slap in the backhand.
"Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong..."
Hong Ming already has a shadow now, he is just a student, when has he seen such a ruthless person?
Chen Shu played with the butcher's knife in his hand and said, "Now, you two face the wall and start singing to me Pleasant Goat a hundred times!"
Wang Yun had a bitter look on his face: "Brother, I really can't sing!"
"Won't?"
The butcher's knife in Chen Shu's hand swiped out, just cutting Wang Yun's clothes.
Feeling the coolness on his back, Wang Yun was sweating coldly.
Chen Shu shook the pig-killing knife, feeling that no matter what weapon he used, he was extremely comfortable, and his control was surprisingly high. Maybe this was his talent.
The two sang loudly: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat..."
Snapped!
Chen Shu slapped the ear again, and said at the same time: "Behind the beautiful sheep is the lazy sheep! Disrespecting the bullies in Yangcun is disrespecting me!"
"Woo woo woo..."
The two of them already had tears in their eyes, what did we do wrong, come here looking for excitement?
In addition, when did Lazy Yangyang become a bully in Yangcun...
"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat..."
Snapped!
Chen Shu shook his hand, and slapped him with another squeegee.
"Brother, we sang correctly!"
"Out of tune!"
"..."
Chen Shu opened the dormitory door and let Xie Sunan in.
Looking at the two people who were singing facing the wall, Xie Sunan and Xu Xingxing both admired them, but they never thought that Chen Shu would treat them so submissively.
Although Xie Sunan sold pork before, she was not so ruthless, and Xu Xingxing was the same. She looked abnormal, but in fact she had a very good personality.
Even Zhang Dali is slightly inferior. Looking at Nanjiang, I am afraid that only Fang Sineng can compete with Chen Shu in ruthlessness.
"You two sing! Don't even think about walking out of this dormitory door if you miss it once!"
Chen Shu put the butcher's knife at hand, lay lazily on the bed, and played games with Xie Sunan.
He wasn't worried at all that the two of them would summon the contracted spirit, unless they didn't want to stay in school anymore.
Seeing that the three were lying on the bed, Wang Yun and Wang Yun looked at each other and nodded inadvertently.
The next moment, the two turned around abruptly, trying to open the dormitory door.
Thirty-six strategies are the best strategy!
At this moment, Chen Shu swung his left hand suddenly, and the butcher's knife in his hand drew a graceful arc.
boom!
Wang Yun and the two swallowed, only feeling cold sweat.
I saw that the butcher's knife was firmly embedded in the wooden door of the dormitory!
Looking at the shaking and trembling blade, the two turned around decisively and looked at the wall again.
"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat..."
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