Is It Reasonable For Me To Hang A Dragon With A Slime?

September 1st,

The national disaster day for students, the catastrophe at the beginning of school has come!

Chen Shu only felt weak all over, and he couldn't even arouse interest in eating.

"Son, what's the matter? Have a cold?"

Chen Shu sighed with melancholy on his face, "It's okay! I'll pass with it."

"Come on, by the way, did you bring your homework?"

"I can't carry it anymore..." Chen Shu collapsed on the sofa, as if he had fallen ill.

Dad, which pot do you not open and which pot do you carry?

His father, Chen Ping, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay! Cheer up! Today is school, not grave."

"Uh...I want to go to the grave."

"Pack up! Go out!"

Chen Shu looked sluggish, and rode to school with his bag on his back.

At this time, Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School can be said to be full of gongs and drums, and a sea of ​​people.

Many parents came to see off their children in person. The adults had smiles on their faces, and the students had ugly faces, as if they had been constipated for half a month.

Chen Shu followed the crowd and walked into the school.

"Hi Brother Pig!"

A student in an ordinary class said loudly.

"Hello, hello!" Chen Shu nodded with a smile. He wanted to keep a low profile, but his popularity didn't allow it.

"Brother Pig!"

"Hi Brother Pig!"

"Brother Pi, I'm Lu Shuang from Class 5 of Beastmaster, hello!"

"Hello, everyone!"

With his hands behind his back, Chen Shu felt refreshed for a moment, even the depression of going to school dissipated a lot.

When did you become so respected?

Chen Shu didn't know that the school announced the list of special training classes long ago.

The twentieth place in the grade is Chen Shu from the fifth class of Yushou!

For the students in Class 5, he was a miracle. After one month in the class, he successfully entered the special training class and became a top student.

But for all the students in the ordinary class, he is a myth.

Chen Shu's reputation in the ordinary class is great, and now he has directly become a genius among the beast master students, which is a big win for all the ordinary students.

After all, on weekdays, Yushou students look down on ordinary students.

"What's the matter with this school? It's like a gang?"

"The student doesn't look like a good person. Is this the case in Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School?"

"I think it's the same. It looks like a gangster."

For a while, many parents came to watch and discuss, obviously worried about the style of study in Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School.

Li Yuan's face darkened at the gate of the school. This guy made trouble on the first day.

Li Yuan looked serious, and scolded: "Chen Shu! Come here!"

Chen Shu, who was greeting his classmates, suddenly looked over and saw Li Yuan, the black whirlwind at the door.

"Let's all go back to the classroom."

Chen Shu waved his hand, signaling for the others to go first, and then he came in front of Li Yuan.

"What the hell is going on with you, you ruined the school's reputation on the first day of school, right?"

"No, Teacher Li, what's wrong with me?"

Chen Shu looked aggrieved, so I said hello to my classmates, what's wrong?

Li Yuan scolded with a stern expression: "Stop talking nonsense, you look like a big brother, what do parents think? Go back to the special training class classroom!"

Chen Shu let out an 'oh', and suddenly another option appeared in front of him.

[Option 1: Go back to the classroom honestly, completion reward: a small amount of beast power]

[Option 2: Spread your hands together, and say, "What do you mean by looking like a big brother? I am one! Completion reward: Potion of Fearlessness]

[Option 3: Facing the parents, say loudly: "Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School can come to me for anything. On the first day of school, the protection fee will be discounted. Completion reward: Golden Slime resistance +10%]

Chen Shu was taken aback, he didn't expect to trigger the option on the first day of school, it seems that today is not too bad.

He turned around, looked at the parents, and said loudly: "Parents, if anyone's child is being bullied, just come to me. On the first day of school, the protection fee will be 10% off!"

After saying that, Chen Shu ran away immediately, that was called a swiftness.

"Chen Pi, what the hell! I'll break your leg!"

Li Yuan's face darkened, but it was too late, all the parents came forward to ask.

He could only squeeze out a smile, and explained: "That kid is just a little skinny, just kidding..."

Chen Shu ran all the way, screaming for excitement, and he was on the verge of death on the first day, which actually made him a little excited.

When we are about to reach the door of the classroom,

Chen Shu hesitated a little, and chose to squat in a pit first to relax.

He came to the middle compartment and started playing with his phone.

After a while, there was a voice from the next door on the right.

"Brother, do you have any paper? It's an emergency."

As he said that, a sinister hand stretched out from under the partition.

Someone went to the toilet without paper? ! Outrageous!

With the mentality of helping others, Chen Shu handed the other party a pack of paper.

"Why does this voice feel a little familiar?"

Just as he was thinking about it, a voice also came from the left.

"Bro, I'll help you too!"

Chen Shu was speechless for a while: "Have you two put this cheat paper here?"

I thought it was outrageous to have one person, but I didn't bring both of them.

Chen Shu handed another pack of papers to the left.

After a while, he always felt something was wrong,

Why are the voices on both sides so familiar, as if I heard them not long ago.

Chen Shu rolled his eyes, lifted his pants, put his feet against the toilet partition, and climbed up step by step.

When he managed to lift his head above the fender and was about to see who was on both sides,

His expression froze, and even his brain went blank for a moment.

I saw people from the other two compartments also climbing up. The movements of the three were almost exactly the same. They were all propped up on the partition with their hands, looking at each other.

"Fuck! Xu Xingxing! Xie Sunan's son?!"

Chen Shu was shocked and couldn't help shouting.

No wonder he felt so familiar? !

Xie Sunan who was on the side said: "What the hell, I am Xie Sunan!"

"You?! What about your beard?"

"Shave it, I told you earlier, I'm not old at all!"

Xu Xingxing said, "Are you here to send your son to study?"

"I don't have a son, I'm only eighteen years old! Do young people understand!"

Chen Shu tilted his head and looked at Xu Xingxing: "Are you also here to study?"

"That's right! Are you here to squat in the toilet?"

"Something's wrong! I'm an old fried dough stick from Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School. I haven't seen you before."

Chen Shu frowned, and suddenly thought of Wang Qinghan, his eyes widened: "You two are also transfer students?!"

The two of them nodded in unison.

"Fuck! Outrageous! The school leader is really crazy, spending money to buy two vegetables!"

Just when Chen Shu looked up to the sky and sighed, he suddenly looked down,

I saw that the men's room was already full of people, looking at them strangely.

The three of them were already about three meters above the ground. Is the new posture of squatting in the pit already like this?

They've seen outrageous ones, but nothing this outrageous.

A distance of three meters, projecting an intercontinental missile!

Chen Shu looked calm: "The latest squatting posture researched by experts is said to help relieve constipation. Is there anyone who hasn't tried it?"

Xie Sunan said happily: "There is indeed a scientific basis. My constipation is completely cured now."

"I like this posture." Xu Xingxing smiled shyly.

After all, the three of them fell to the ground one after another, and opened the toilet cubicle with a calm expression, without any panic.

This psychological quality can be described as leveraged.

A quick operation made the others feel unconfident, so they could only watch them leave calmly in a daze.

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