Infinite Throne
Chapter 325 Family Fun APP13
Sauron was pestered by six children and the voices of other family members were buzzing like mosquitoes.
His brain was about to explode. Although those people seemed friendly on the surface, he always felt that something was wrong.
"Everything is good, but it is a little thin"
"It is less than 150 kilograms, each person is less than 10 kilograms"
"It is not necessary to kill it today, you can feed him fatter, and it will be easier to divide it later."
When they were discussing, they looked at Suo Lun from time to time, their eyes were still smiling, but their eyes made Suo Lun feel cold.
"What are you talking about so happily?" Suo Lun asked.
"We are talking about the secret of raising pigs to get rich, do you want to listen too?"
"Young people should be ambitious, how can they stay at home all day?" Grandpa looked serious.
"Why not join the Family Fun APP and become one of the glorious employees." Grandma immediately suggested.
"You forgot that he will soon be an employee of Family Fun APP"
"Oh, that's good, that's good"
Everyone laughed for a while, and the whole room was full of joy.
"What did you say about the 150 kilograms before?" Soren asked. He always felt that this matter was very important, at least to him. If he didn't ask clearly, something might happen that he would regret.
"Of course I'm talking about pigs. The meat pigs in the farm must weigh at least 150 kilograms before they can be slaughtered." Grandma smiled.
"Why do you say that each person can't get 10 kilograms on average?" Soren took this sentence to heart.
He noticed the number of family members, including the children, there were exactly 17 people.
And he looked normal and would not weigh more than 150 kilograms. So, the average amount of meat distributed to each person was less than 10 kilograms.
"Of course I'm talking about the employees of the pig farm. It's a small farm that our family invested in. When the pigs are ready, the employees can get some meat."
"Now that living conditions are so good, every household can afford to buy meat. Who doesn't weigh a few pounds of fresh pork? Especially when the family reunites."
"I have to say something to you. We have such a big family here, but there are not many ingredients in the refrigerator. There is only a little meat, not enough to cook broth."
The family couldn't help but scold Soran, but this scolding was also a loving scolding. It's normal for a family to quarrel. If they respect each other, how can they be called family?
"Dad, I want to eat meat"
The little boy in Soran's arms sucked his saliva. He was very hungry, and when he heard other family members repeatedly mention the word meat, he couldn't help it anymore and bit Soran's arm fiercely.
"Bang——"
Sauran let go directly, and the child fell to the ground, smashed on the carpet, crying loudly, with some blood at the corner of his mouth.
The bloodstain was from Soran. There was a deep tooth mark on his arm. It was obvious that the child was not just biting for fun, but wanted to bite off the piece of meat directly.
Soran's alertness increased immediately. He looked around and found that his family members were staring at the tooth mark on his arm with smiling eyes, some greedy and some eager.
Their eyes were always smiling, as if they were carved from the same mold, and they kept the same expression at this moment, which was creepy.
The wife, who was busy in the kitchen, rushed out and found that the child was crying. She looked at Soran angrily: "The baby is still young, how can you care about him?"
"Look how painful it is for the baby to fall, and he is crying."
"As a father, you should be humble to your child at ordinary times!"
While playing the role of Soran's wife, the wife also played the role of the child's mother. But when Soran and the child have a conflict, the character setting requires her to stand on the child's side.
Fortunately, everyone else in the family stood on Soran's side and said good things: "It was the child who was ignorant and bit people first."
"How hard was the bite? How could he bite people? He was so ignorant."
"The child fell on the carpet, it's okay, it means that our Ye Bai remembered to protect the baby when he was bitten. He is really a good father selected from thousands of people!"
"Yes, children should still be polite, just like eating before the food is served. This is not good."
When Soran heard this strange analogy, he was more certain of his guess. These people are monsters. They want to eat me. They are not my family at all.
"What the family members said is right. I can't blame you because of the child." The wife also showed a gentle smile, took Soran's arm, lowered her head and licked his wound directly, sucking gently and licking away the blood on it.
During this process, the wife always had a gentle smile on her face and her eyes were extremely sincere, as if Soran was the only love of her life.
Sauran was so horrified that he wanted to pull his arm back, but his other drooping arm was bitten by the child again.
"Ouch--"
Sauron kicked the child away with one kick.
The child fell to the ground, and with a thud, several cracks were directly smashed on the floor. That was not the sound that a fragile and soft human could make.
The child might be about the same weight as a normal human, but he had a steel-like texture.
The little boy who bit Soran before was also like this. Even if Soran's physique had been suppressed by 90% now, an ordinary human child could not bite through his skin. At the moment of being bitten, Soran almost thought that the child had a mouthful of aluminum alloy steel teeth.
After being kicked away by Soran, the little girl fell to the ground, but nothing happened. She quickly got up and said confidently:
"My brother bit my dad, so I want to bite my dad too."
"That's fair."
"I haven't bitten him yet."
Sauron was silent, looking at the little girl. This was the eldest daughter sent by the Family Fun APP, and the one who bit him before was his youngest son.
Is this family?
As an angel, he suddenly felt that being an orphan was also good.
"Bang bang bang--"
At this moment, someone suddenly knocked on the door outside.
"Who is it?"
"It's me, I'm back." Zhang Qingshan's voice sounded from outside the door, but the other family members in the living room were not happy.
Zhang Qingshan's reputation among his colleagues is not good, because he wants too much. It is said that he has a pair of parents at home. Even if he is good at grabbing meat, no female employees want to start a family with him.
In today's society, it is too heavy to support elderly parents alone, and ordinary people can't afford it at all.
"Didn't you meet a good friend? Why did you come back so soon?"
"Since you met an old friend you haven't seen for a long time, let's have a good chat with her."
"I'll come back to help you make lunch. You know, I'm a good cook." Zhang Qingshan said outside the door.
"You don't need to help. You should go back and chat with your friends."
"Open the door, open the door! We are all family members with the same purpose. Why are you hiding? If you can shut it up for a while, can you shut it up forever?" Zhang Qingshan kept knocking on the door and was a little angry.
He has a heavy burden. Now he not only has to support his parents at home, but also wants to help Ms. Xu support her three family members.
In the end, the person inside the door opened the door and let Zhang Qingshan in. Except for Qian Shenghua who went to the next room, the rest of the family was in room 1103. The whole house was packed with people, including Sauron, there were a total of seventeen people. No matter where Sauron was, he could see the smiling faces of his family.
"When do you start cooking?" Grandpa said.
"When do you want to start?" Zhang Qingshan asked.
"There's not enough meat now. I think we should wait until there's more meat." The wife smiled.
"What do you think? I think it's okay." Grandma and grandpa both agreed.
Maybe it's because there are too many people this time, and everyone dislikes that Soren is not fat enough, and they are unwilling to do it directly at this time.
Although the company has regulations that Soren will become an employee of the Family Fun APP after experiencing the service, this does not affect others coveting his flesh and blood.
As for why there are other reasons.
They were still discussing about making lunch, and Soren was already planning to pack up and leave.
He couldn't stay in this place for a minute, and even began to miss the father and daughter in room 1102. If he had known it would turn out like this, he would never knock on Lin Yebai's door.
Soren thought about it. He didn't need to bring any luggage to leave here. He just needed to find a place where no one was and stay for a few days. When others become the masters of the island, those who go in will also be excluded from the island world.
"Where are you going?" When they found that Soren was leaving, all the family members looked at this place.
"Aren't you going to cook? There's not much seasoning in the kitchen. I'll go buy some." Soren has been beaten too much by life and has become much more resourceful.
"Let me go with you. I can help you carry things when the time comes." As the father of the child, Zhang Qingshan stepped forward without hesitation.
"No, no, I'll go alone for this kind of thing." Soren declined Zhang Qingshan's company.
"You young people are working hard now, so I'll go buy groceries." Zhang Qingshan suggested.
"Yes, yes, if the child is working hard, let him rest at home. It's so tiring to go out, and the world outside is very dangerous."
"Dad, dad, play games with me!"
"I bite you, you bite me, isn't it fun?" The youngest son hugged Soren's legs again.
"Look, the child needs his father's company so much, how can you bear to leave him here?" Grandma looked at Soren disapprovingly.
"I'm going to buy groceries." Soren looked at these family members coldly, with a fierce look on his face, and a spirit of killing gods and killing Buddhas.
He was so anxious!
The family members looked at each other and soon showed the same smile again.
Enthusiastic, friendly, warm and kind.
It was as if they had trained somewhere in advance, even the arc of the corners of their mouths was exactly the same.
They said in unison: "Let us go with you!"
"I'll go alone." Soran was still indifferent, and suddenly remembered that there was a kitchen knife in the room.
"The most important thing between family members is companionship." The wife looked at Soran with a sad and accusing look, and her voice trembled:
"Our family should be together forever, whether it's buying groceries or going somewhere, everyone will accompany you. It's so lively, aren't you happy?"
"No." Soran had no expression on his face. He wanted to pick up the kitchen knife and chop all these people. If he chopped them all, he should be happy at that time.
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