Infinite Throne
Chapter 290 Four Books for Women 2
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The gray-brown snake hit Song Guozhang accurately.
"Ahhh——"
Song Guozhang let out a sharper, more girlish, and more panicked cry than Song Wan.
The snake happened to be hooked by the belt around Song Guozhang's waist, and the snake's head was attached to Song Guozhang's waist, sliding towards his waist. Its head is indeed triangular, and judging from the species, it is a pit viper, which is highly poisonous.
"Someone come!"
Song Guozhang didn't dare to move, but only dared to shout.
However, those students were even more afraid to move, and no one was not afraid of snakes. Except Lin Jing.
"Who of you threw the snake? Catch it for me..." Song Guozhang had the courage to hit the students, but he didn't have the courage to touch the snake.
He also knew some common sense in life, such as when a snake senses that its prey is aggressive, it will bite it directly. If he didn't move and let the snake crawl away, he might have escaped.
"Who threw the snake? Come out..." Song Guozhang was angry, anxious, and frightened.
"The snake flew over by itself!" Song Wan spoke first.
"Yes, I saw it fly too." Yaya echoed.
"It flew over Teacher Song's butt!"
"Teacher Song's butt is so fat, it's almost as fat as Auntie Song's!"
"Will it bite? It looks like it hurts..."
Now that Song Guozhang was restrained, the students were a little bolder and talked happily.
"Snakes are so powerful, they can actually fly!" The youngest Jiajia always reacted a little slowly and spoke a little slowly. She didn't have time to see Lin Yebai throw the snake before, and really thought the snake flew over by itself. Instead, she showed a surprised look and a very naive tone.
Song Guozhang was almost angry to death, and wanted to rush over to give each student a few big slaps, especially Lin Jiajia, who told them to talk nonsense.
But he didn't dare to move.
[Soft Cat Ears]: Our Lin is a good student who respects teachers. He gave the teacher a small gift as soon as he arrived.
[Braised Spare Ribs]: Yes, the teacher is not decent. He can't even open his heart to accept this small gift. It's too much!
"Teacher Song, what's wrong?"
The patrolling security guard Liu Da passed by and found that the playground was a bit messy. He didn't see the snake on Song Guozhang's belt from a distance, so he asked loudly.
"Come quickly!" Song Guozhang seemed to have seen a life-saving straw.
Liu Da hurried over, found the snake, and retreated.
"Old Liu, you have to help me..." Song Guozhang begged:
"Give me a bamboo pole to push it away..."
"I'll go find a pole." Liu Da couldn't just leave Song Guozhang alone. After all, he was a colleague working in the school. It would be ugly if they got into a fight.
Soon, Liu Da found a bamboo pole three or four meters long. He was sure that he would not be bitten by the snake before he dared to approach Song Guozhang.
Song Guozhang has been in this position for several minutes, motionless, with big drops of sweat dripping down his forehead and neck.
Worse still, he felt like farting now.
At noon, he had stewed pork elbows in the cafeteria, which were very tasty and not greasy at all. He couldn't help but eat more, and now the strong urge to fart became a time bomb.
Song Guozhang tried his best to hold back and clenched his teeth.
Don't fart!
"All of you get out of the way!" Liu Da wanted to find an angle to pick up the snake and urged impatiently.
The children ran away in an instant, far away, but still couldn't help but pay attention to the movements here, wanting to see if the snake would fly away.
Song Wan led Yaya, Lin Yebai held Lin Jiajia, the two children walked slowly and were frightened again, and only with the help of older students did they leave the danger zone.
"I'm going to hit the snake..."
Liu Da carefully stretched out the bamboo pole and tried to adjust the angle.
"Teacher Song is sticking her butt out. Are you going to fart..."
Lin Jiajia's tone is very slow and she is dull when she speaks. She is born like this. She seems not very smart and her IQ may be lower than that of normal children.
Once this was said, other students couldn't help laughing.
When Song Guozhang heard the word "fart", he was so angry that he broke his skill and really farted!
"Puff--"
Song Guozhang farted loudly.
The snake that was originally lying on his waist was startled and bit Song Guozhang's butt hard, then quickly landed, swam into the grass, and disappeared in an instant.
"Really farted--"
"Teacher Song is really amazing. She scared the snake away with her fart!"
Lin Jiajia began to applaud and smiled brightly.
Liu Da threw away the bamboo pole and sighed. When he heard Lin Jiajia's voice, he wanted to laugh but held back.
Anyone who has been in this school for a long time knows that this youngest child is a little fool. It is normal to say anything in this situation.
Song Guozhang was almost mad to death. His blood was flowing backwards and his butt hurt so much that he dared not move.
[I am a little green dragon]: Well done!
[Gugu Chicken]: The Snake Team really did a great job. Nice!
"What should I do? Should someone suck out the poisonous blood?" Song Guozhang asked.
"You've watched too many TV dramas. I'll carry you to the hospital."
Liu Da looked at Song Guozhang with disdain. If this was a beautiful woman, maybe he would be willing to help suck out the snake venom. But who would be willing to bite Song Guozhang's big butt? He really has no self-awareness at all!
"Old Liu, thank you!"
Song Guozhang was carried away by Liu Da, and the group of students on the playground were forgotten.
"Sister Lin Jing, you are so awesome." Yaya looked at Lin Yebai in admiration.
"Will Teacher Song die if bitten by a snake? If he dies, can we have a banquet?" another child asked.
"Is the banquet delicious?" Jiajia followed behind and couldn't help slurping her saliva.
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