In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

"Don't make fun of Barbara, eat it quickly!" Mona protected her, and shoved a piece of meat into Amber's mouth.

"Hmmmm." Amber swallowed it, almost choked, and hurriedly drank water and beat his chest: "I'm so envious of Summer, there are two such good people who like it."

"Eh? Isn't it three? Amber doesn't like summer?" Barbara blinked her innocent eyes, as if revealing a little bit of revenge.

"I don't like it..." A rare shy expression appeared on Amber's face, avoiding Barbara's gaze, but meeting Mona's.

"...I can't say I don't like it, but it should be a little different from your liking. The liking between friends...probably."

The words were not very accurate, and I couldn't think of how to express them for a while, so I just kept it off.

Suddenly a flash of inspiration came, and Amber pulled a new topic: "Right! Last time I asked Diona to help, it seems that I agreed to a few conditions. Do you know what the conditions are?"

Mona shook her head: "I haven't asked. It seems that there are quite a few conditions. Every time I think about it in summer, I get a headache."

It doesn't matter what the conditions are, what matters is that Amber successfully diverted the topic of the lunch chat.

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Chapter 113 FBI! FBI! Conspiracy against minors is prohibited!

Twelve o'clock is the official opening time of the Cat's Tail Tavern.

A few frequent guests who arrived earlier than the summer were vying for the right to enjoy the first drink of Diona's special blend today.

"Diona, what surprises are you going to bring today!"

"Hey, hey, I came first, Diona's first drink should be mine today!"

"I gave it to you yesterday, but are you still here to rob it today?"

"You two, under normal circumstances, whoever pays first will drink, I'm sorry."

Just when these guests refused to give in to each other, Xia Xia had already pulled out Mora and got the special blue tint of that cup.

Youlan's liquid was cold, and some substances in it made him feel physically uncomfortable.

"Hello!" Summer waved to Diona in uniform.

It is a magical experience that a child who has not yet reached the age of drinking has become the first bartender in Mond.

And the specially made bartender's uniform made the cute cat so cute.

"Sixty-seven hours, thirty-eight minutes, and twenty-five seconds!" Diona raised her Doudou eyebrows with anger.

As if it was the time, Xia Xia was puzzled: "What is that?"

"It's the time when you didn't fulfill your promise!" Diona closed her eyes and stretched out two fingers: "I hate two kinds of men the most, one is the one who drinks, and the other is the one who doesn't talk! So I hate you!"

"Occasionally, please be considerate of big brother, there are quite a lot of things going on recently." Xia Xia lazily said, "After all, there are a lot of conditions to promise, so we have to do the same thing."

He took out a tinfoil package from his arms: "Here is the first promise, Barbara's special spicy dried fish."

Diona was fortunate enough to eat it once, and she never forgot it, but she was not familiar with Barbara, so she was embarrassed to speak.

[I want that spicy dried fish. 】This is Diona's first condition.

It may be difficult for others, because it is Barbara's favorite food and rarely shares with others.

I didn't expect this guy to actually do it!

Diona opened the tin foil, looked at the reddish dried fish, grabbed it and bit it.

Although it was delicious, the spicy taste was too irritating. She stuck out her tongue and manually fanned to cool down.

It looks like a cat no matter what.

Who can resist petting a cute cat?

Xia Tian reached out and rubbed her pink hair, then gently stroked her chin down.

The cat licking skills learned are very useful to Diona.

[When I need it, I must bring such a comfortable touch. ] This is Diona's second condition.

She closed her eyes and smiled happily. When she opened her eyes again, she immediately became annoyed: "I said, this condition must be done when no one is there!"

She likes this comfortable feeling very much, but she must not show it in public.

The guest who was making a noise just over a glass of wine looked at this scene in a stunned manner, almost thinking that he was hallucinating, so he quickly woke up.

They would be scolded if they touched a little bit, but this person, who has been stroking back and forth more than once, is still such a sensitive part!

Envy, jealousy, and hatred, the three emotions came up together, wanting to beat Xia Xian Chuan immediately.

The arrival of the cavalry captain successfully prevented a possible bloodbath.

"Hey! This is the Knights of the West Wind. I think you may be suspected of inducing underage girls and plotting evil. Please come back to the Knights with me."

Just when Xia Tian was touching Diona intimately, a cold voice came from his ears, and there was a frosty mist.

FBI! FBI!

Such a voice seemed to sound in his mind, which startled Xia Tian.

Pretending to be calm, he gave him an angry look: "As the captain of the cavalry of the Knights, are you so unpunctual?"

"Occasionally, please be considerate of big brother, there are indeed a lot of things recently." Kaia let out a lazy head.

Huh! Isn't this what I just dealt with Diona's words? Feeling, this cavalry captain has been hiding under a certain table to peek?

Xia Xia remembered the news that he lived at Mona's house and that he would identify the holy relic. It seemed that all the news was leaked by the cavalry captain.

The captain of the cavalry should just change his name to General Eight Po.

Kaia patted the table quite skillfully: "Diona, a glass of slime blues."

"Can't tell, you are still a regular customer here?" Xia Xia was surprised, it turned out that this person was really suspected of abducting underage girls!

Kaia chuckled: "In the whole of Mond, probably only Diona's bartending still makes me feel delicious. This kind of frosty smell is not for everyone."

He was adopted by Chenxi Winery. He must have drank all kinds of fine wines since he was a child. It is true that only Diona's unconventional bartending can give him a sense of novelty, and they are all ice elements, which are more friendly. Bar.

Kaia snapped his fingers handsomely: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

This self-identified handsome, so greasy feeling.

Xia Xia couldn't help but look away: "Then I'll say it straight, I want to expand the business of sacred relics, I think you have a good temperament, and you are a smart person, and you are a good match for me. Do you want to consider this profitable investment? plan."

"Business cooperation..." Kaia shook his head regretfully: "Unfortunately, the West Wind Knights are not allowed to do business in private."

"Huh?" Xia Tian was amazed: "Why do you have such a rule? Don't you also have a stake in Chenxi Winery? Isn't that private business?"

Kaia was adopted by Diluc's father since he was a child, and was treated like his own son, and his final inheritance was divided into two parts.

"Yes, but that's a family business, not something I actively invested in." Kaia helplessly spread his hands.

His expression seemed to say: It's not my will to inherit the family property, go away quickly, you vulgar money.

"In this case, it seems that I can only go to Diluc." The only rich people Xia knew were Diluc and Kaia.

Although the Gunhilde family should be very rich, who would borrow money from a mother-in-law who has not yet established a good relationship?

Speaking of Diluc, Kaia seemed to be deliberately blocking it and put forward his idea: "Although I can't participate, I can lend you money."

"Really? Then didn't I make a lot of money?" Xia Xia looked suspicious.

If you just borrow money, you don't need to divide the money you earn in the future, and you don't need to negotiate and agree on various decisions.

It's definitely a big plus for summer.

"There is interest." Kaia pointed at the table and reminded.

Xia Xia didn't even think about prostitution for free, but about the amount of interest, he tried to ask: "Your Knight Order allows usury?"

"Where do you want to go, the normal loan interest, don't look at my blackness, this heart is much whiter than many people."

Kaia pointed to the surroundings: "For example, in this tavern, a glass of fake wine mixed with water dares to sell hundreds of Mora."

It really hit the nail on the head, making Diona, who had just finished mixing drinks, quite dissatisfied: "Your slime blues fake wine!"

Kaia smiled embarrassedly, and quickly coaxed: "Of course Diona's craftsmanship is real, at least 299 of these 300 Mora are your credit!"

Diona didn't appreciate it, and flicked her tail: "Humph! The fish bones I ate left over were added to it, I'm stuck!"

Can fish bones also be used for bartending? Cursed talent is really scary! In the summer, I am glad that I did not drink the wine in my hand.

And Kaia was ecstatic like a madman: "Isn't there a taste of Diona in it, so I can enjoy it."

Xia Xia patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously, "Hey! This is the FBI! I suspect that you are conspiring against underage girls!"

"Just kidding." Kaia played with the cup and said the most handsome sentence of a man: "Tell me, how much money do you need."

Xia Tian touched his chin and thought for a while: "I don't know much about prices, so let's borrow a million molars first!"

Kaia almost spit out the wine: "Huh! You really don't know much about Mond's prices! It's just one million yuan, do you think this is Liyue? Mond's house price and rent are not inflated! And even if it is I can't get that much cash either!"

Indeed, the opening was a bit big. Xia Xian lowered his head and meditated, as if there was an abacus in his head.

Calculated according to the rent of Mona's house, plus labor, decoration, equipment...

"Then 200,000?" Xia Xia observed Kaia's expression, if it was still too much, it would be acceptable to cut down to 100,000.

In the beginning, you don't have to do too much, you can develop slowly.

But I didn't expect that Kaia agreed happily: "Yes, the loan period is three years, the monthly interest rate is 1%, remember to pay it back on time."

He directly took out a note and handed it over: "Sign it!"

This is... a check? Does Mond have a bank?

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[The following brings you the full version of "Auntie, I don't want to work hard"]

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Chapter 114 Ice Prince Bank! Mond's Bank!

Xia Xia looked at the paper cheque in his hand, lost in thought, with the letter of [Ice Prince Bank] printed on it.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a funny thing, and this Ice Prince... it's hard to describe.

Kaia seemed to see through Xia Xia's thoughts and said, "Could the captain of the cavalry lie to you? Or do you think I can't get the 200,000 Mora?"

"I trust you completely, but where is this "Ice Prince Bank"? "Summer really has no impression of this, the only bank in my memory should be the [Northland Bank] in the Winter Kingdom.

"It's on the second floor of the corner building on North Road." Kaia explained: "Mond is a place that doesn't usually cost a lot of money, and rarely interacts with banks. It's normal if you don't know."

Doubtful, he signed an IOU, anyway, with the endorsement of the West Wind Knights, it should be unlikely to be cheated.

If everything goes so well, then the impression of Kaia in the summer will be greatly changed.

"I'm gone, I still have a lot of things to do." Kaia got up and put down three golden moras on the counter: "The wine is still good today, keep going! Little sister Diona!"

Diona washed the cup and ignored it.

When Kaia left, she looked up at Xia Xia: "What about the third condition that you promise me?"

[Help me concoct a flavor that would destroy the Mond wine industry. 】This is her third condition.

This is a difficult problem. Xia Xia is not naive enough to think that a glass of bartending can destroy the wine industry and make those old alcoholics give up drinking.

In the final analysis, Cattail Bar is getting more and more popular, thanks to the distinctive and delicious bartending, but it is more because of Diona's own cuteness, which is an absolute factor.

Even if the drink is really ordinary, as long as it is made by Diona herself, it will make people automatically filter the deliciousness.

"It may take me some more time for this matter." Xia Xia folded her fingers together, full of apology.

"Why don't you drink the wine I make every time! How can you give me advice if you don't drink it!" Diona's Doudou eyebrows rose again.

Although he wants to destroy the Mond wine industry, he still values ​​his own achievements.

Xia Xia paid her money and didn't drink it, which made her feel frustrated.

Xia Xia picked up the wine, and under Diona's gaze, he took a sip helplessly, and then he couldn't stop drinking two or three sips until the glass bottomed out.