In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

Diluc: "How can I say that I am also an invited guest, this is my gift."

"It's still Mr. Di's atmosphere!" Wendy approached the summer and explained: "This bottle is a rare brew called [Angel Hickey], and the market price was once fired to 100,000 Mora!"

"One hundred thousand!"

Before Summer was surprised, Mona's voice penetrated the tavern.

Then, under everyone's gaze, she dragged Amber to hide behind the cake.

She whispered softly: "Do I still need to bring gifts to the party?"

Amber thought for a while: "I used to attend banquets of knights and festivals. I don't know much about private parties. It seems that there is such a custom?"

"Eh? What about you? Are you ready?" She remembered that Amber also came empty-handed.

"Neither did I..." Amber shook his head and suddenly remembered: "But I said earlier that there were not enough carrots for fried carrots with honey sauce, so I helped bring some back when I was patrolling..."

"Isn't it just me eating for nothing..."

As a great astrologer, you must never do such a shameful act.

Mona stepped behind Xia Xia aggressively: "Hey!"

When I look back in the summer, all I see is the back of my head.

Mona turned her head away without giving her a straight face, and extended her hand at the same time.

The palm is a blue candy.

"What's this?"

"Candy!"

"I know it's candy, but why are you giving me candy? Is it Halloween today?"

"Party present, take it."

Without waiting for a response, Mona forcibly opened Xia Xia's hand, put the candy in his palm, and immediately hid behind the big cake.

"A shabby gift goes well with a shabby party, and I can't help but want to sing a song."

Wendy sat on the bar and looked at it with a smile, the harp in her hand was already raised.

Cong—

The qin sounded, and the qin also came.

Ying and Paimon waited until the deputy head of the knights, who was busy with official business, was done, and brought Lisa and Kaia at the same time.

Kaia, the cavalry captain of the West Wind Knights, met once when the Wind Demon Dragon attacked the city, and is characterized by hereditary island blindfolds.

And it was the first time I met Lisa.

To ask about the evaluation of the first meeting, Xia Tian only had six words in his heart: this figure, tsk tsk tsk!

Ah, those lazy eyes.

Ah, the alluring curves.

Ah, these lacy stockings.

Ah, this broad mind.

If Mona is a little witch, then Lisa is a 'big' witch, in every sense.

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The review of Hedgehog cats is getting stricter and stricter. Those who want to see pictures can only say that the early birds had worms.

Ask for tickets, ask for blades, ask for stickers...

Chapter 32 Cake Battle!

The librarian of the West Wind Knights, an elegant lady with ten thousand scrolls, and a genius witch who once commanded the Sumeru Academy.

In Mond City, her wisdom is unparalleled, and she can always find the best solution to the endless troubles in the library and Mond City.

Only in the face of more and more hateful readers who do not return the borrowed books, she has been exhausted physically and mentally for a long time, and her spirit is low.

I thought that Lisa would refuse this party, which is considered to be a stranger, because she was sleeping, but she came.

Ying, Paimon, Diluc, Jean, Wendy, Mona, Amber, Lisa and Kaia who came by herself without being invited.

In addition to summer, there are exactly ten, plus the guests who were originally in the tavern.

Snapped!

As the color cannon was fired, the party officially began—

The change of the situation often only takes a moment.

"Hey Hey hey!"

I didn't see who was behind it. The petite Paimon was pushed forward by an external force, and he was buried in the cake.

Wrapped in cream like a sugar man, the atmosphere of the party was instantly lively, and the laughter was endless.

"Who the **** is it!" Paimon jumped angrily: "Shouldn't we be making fun of the man-eater? He's the protagonist of the party!"

Xia Tian wiped the cake on Paimon's face with his fingers and put it in his mouth to taste: "Well...it tastes good, can I eat you?"

"Stinky man-eater! I want revenge!"

Grabbing his hair, Paimon threw himself on Xian Xia's face and used his handsome face as a towel to wipe it.

A lot of cream was transferred, and in summer I couldn't even open my eyes.

"I didn't do it."

While defending, he grabbed the cake with both hands and started throwing it with Paimon.

The fire of war is about to break out, and the cake cream is overflowing!

"Ouch!"

Ying was inexplicably affected. Before she could figure out who the murderer was, the cream had already exploded on her pretty face.

Amber and Mona's stomachs were still empty, so hurry up, cover their heads and eat first as a respect.

Diluc sat at the bar and didn't want to join in such a farce, but Kaia didn't agree.

As the sinner who knocked down Paimon and caused the war to go unpunished, he pompously pretended to be slippery and smashed a whole plate of cream on the face of the handsome red-haired man.

The indifferent red-haired guy immediately frowned: "Kaya, you've never been likable..."

"What? Do you want to compete with me today?"

Kaia looked directly at the bar, and even though his clothes were soiled by the stray bullet, he didn't look away.

His opponent has always been only one person, his righteous brother Di Luke!

Diluc didn't like to play such children's games, but the one-eyed dragon's provocation made him unable to refuse.

The duel between the two gradually evolved from the initial cake duel to a decathlon.

Sieves, darts, wrenches... as long as you can decide the outcome, you have to come here again.

As the acting head of the group, Qin had to maintain her image at all times, so she wanted to pull Lisa away from her.

But I don't know why, the lazy Lisa suddenly became interested and played more than anyone else.

"Hehehehe! Come and try this!"

Jump!

The electric light exploded the cake, and Lisa fused the lightning with the cream in her hand and threw it out like a bomb.

With the attack of thunder and lightning, and the indestructible defense of the wide bust, Lisa is like a party devil.

"Lisa! Stop it!"

Qin could only think of a way to stop the friend whose smile gradually went mad: "Amber! Fight back!"

The only person present who can fight against Lisa the Great Demon King is the super shooter Amber, who has a hundred hits.

Amber VS Lisa!

Ying, Paimon, and Qin are responsible for delivering the ammunition.

Xia Xia was forcibly pulled into the man's war zone by Kaia and used as his helper to deal with Diluc and Wendy.

The great wind **** Barbatos was no different from a drunken alcoholic at this time.

Every day, he clamored to drink fine wine, said how much he could drink, and said that when he was drinking, no one else was born, and so on.

In fact, it is an empty shelf.

Others say that three times the job is not enough, but he is better, and he can't find even the job for two cups.

In the end, no one was spared from this war.

In the end... only Mona won.

"Suck!"

Mona licked her fingers, touched her rounded belly, and smiled contentedly.

"How could a great astrologer be involved in a child's farce... The cake is so good, I feel like I don't have to eat for two days!"

Others had a great time playing, and she had a great time eating.

At the end of the war, the tavern was like a mess after a storm.

The tables and chairs were torn apart, the wine bottles were tossed to and fro, and many places were left with dark gaps struck by lightning.

As for the guests at the party, some were lying on the ground, some were climbing on the table, in short, all of them were exhausted.

Mona was still in a bit of spirit, came over to pat Summer, and reminded:

"Should we say a happy event? Don't you deliberately hold a party for a happy event?"

"That's right, I almost forgot!"

Xia Tian patted his confused head, got up quickly and announced:

"The reason why this is held today...it should be a party."

What he looked at was horrific, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to state: "First of all, to thank Mona and Amber for all the help provided, and then to condolence to everyone who has worked hard because of Twalin..."

"Finally, it's also to announce a happy event! A happy event about me..."

Mona clenched her hands and looked up nervously.

She has already made up her mind that if Xia Xia is talking nonsense, she will immediately summon the water flow to take him away... She will definitely do so, there is nothing to look forward to!

Whether expecting or worrying, nothing happened.

Words are not as good as actions, Xia Tian closed his eyes and felt the eye of God in his right hand...

In the Divine Eye space, he has already stored the remaining two sacred relics.

The four-star purple-quality flower of the clan is the wind element enhancement and the thunder attribute resistance.

What he is going to try is the wind that represents Mond, the wind that represents freedom.

The flower of life with the wind attribute is connected to the eye of God, and the power of the original stone begins to fill up, as if there is wind flowing in the body, converge toward the right hand, and then radiate.

The tables and chairs swayed, and a strong wind began to blow in the airtight tavern.

Turbidity, disorder, riotous wind.

"Summer! You can use elemental power—"

Qin is the most sensitive to wind. She feels the urge of the surrounding wind elements while she is happy.

The wind speed is very chaotic, the wind is strong, and the wind will get out of control! must be stopped!

The brain sent out warnings one after another, but it was still one step too late.