Immortal and Demon Cultivation

Chapter 659 I’m not crazy!

Bailiyuan and Xiaochi are here. They haven't seen each other for ten years. The two women have not changed much. Xiaochi still looks like he was thirteen or fourteen years old. His big eyes flicker and are very smart. He no longer wears a white skirt, but a pink one. The floral skirt and her two ponytail whips are very cute.

It's just that holding a few candied haws in your hand is a bit unsightly. Is there any cute and beautiful lady who eats candied haws all day long? Not afraid of tooth decay either.

Baili Yuan is still wearing sky blue clothes, and she has a good figure. In the entire world of cultivation, there are few who can have a better figure than hers. She has big breasts and fat buttocks, and is plump and lovely.

Generally, women with good figures have bad faces. There is a saying that when the Jade Emperor opens a door for you, he must close a window. There is no beautiful woman with a perfect figure. Therefore, women with beautiful faces have poor figures. For example, Ye Xiaochuan knows Yang Jiu, Yun Qiyou, and Yang Ling'er, who are typical fairies with good-looking faces but unsatisfactory figures.

But Baili Yuan is different. She has a curvy figure and a very beautiful and delicate face. If such a beautiful woman just walks around on the street, she will definitely kill countless evil spirits of lust.

There is definitely no Ye Xiaochuan among them.

Xiaochi did not throw herself into Ye Xiaochuan's arms and call her brother Xiaochuan coquettishly. Instead, she hid behind Baili Yuan and looked at Ye Xiaochuan warily with her big eyes.

Bailiyuan saw Ye Xiaochuan approaching with open arms, and she suddenly pulled out a large handful of green bananas from behind.

Ye Xiaochuan was stunned.

Bailiyuan said: "You stinky boy, I heard that you were punished by thinking about the cliff for several years. You say you are a stinky monkey all the time. You don't like eating meat anymore. You hug bananas every day and don't let go. You are too much of a human being. You must have failed. If you know this, you might as well experience the world with us in the past few years, or go to the East China Sea with me to make sure you don't have these bad habits."

Ye Xiaochuan smiled bitterly in his heart. It seemed that he had gone too far in pretending to be crazy and stupid. Even Bailiyuan and Xiaochi heard it. Could it be that it has already spread all over the world?

He threw aside the banana handed over by Baili Yuan in annoyance, and suddenly saw the guys from Zhu Changshui at the courtyard gate sneaking around. Needless to say, these big mouths must have betrayed their boss, so he couldn't give it to them. Promote something good yourself?

"I'm not crazy!"

He finally issued his first defense in the past few days.

Xiaochi hid behind Baili Yuan, stuck his head out, and said, "It's over, it's over, brother Xiaochuan is really crazy. I heard that only extremely crazy people can say that they are not crazy!"

Ye Xiaochuan was angry and funny, and was about to pull Xiaochi out from behind Bailiyuan and say something nice. However, when Xiaochi saw Ye Xiaochuan approaching, he screamed in fright and ran away, shouting: "Don't eat it." I!"

This was very boring. Ye Xiaochuan smiled bitterly and said to Bailiyuan who was watching the fun with his arms folded: "Do you believe I'm not crazy?"

Bailiyuan nodded and said, "What do you think?"

Ye Xiaochuan smiled and said: "You still understand me! I am actually pretending to be crazy!"

Bailiyuan said: "It is because I know you so well that I think you must be really crazy. You have been cared about for so many years. With your character, it is beyond my expectation that you are not suffocated to death. You are crazy." It’s totally normal.”

Yang Jiujiu explained kindly on the side and said: "Fairy Baili, my senior brother has been much better in the past two days and is no longer crazy. Master said that he will be completely recovered after a few days of rest."

Ye Xiaochuan is completely desperate and is too lazy to give any explanation. Just think of yourself as crazy.

He said: "Baili, why did you come to Cangyun all of a sudden? I heard a while ago that you had returned to Liubo Mountain a long time ago. Are you coming to China specifically to visit me this time?"

Baili Yuan rolled her eyes and said, "What you think is beautiful. Master received a letter a while ago. After reading the letter, Master's face became serious. He came to Middle-earth the next day. Xiaochi and I, and Jingse, Liujie and the others also came over to take a look.”

Ye Xiaochuan was overjoyed and said, "Those two stinky monks are here too?"

Two days ago, I was still wondering who should give the remaining ancient mirror to safekeeping. Now I don’t have to worry about it. Jingse is definitely the best candidate. My dear brother who cares about me has been here for ten years and his cultivation level should be pretty good. He is also a disciple of Master Kongwu, one of the four great monks of Kasyapa Temple. This kind of person is the most reliable, with background and cultivation. He is the only one who can protect the ancient mirror passed down by the evil god.

He stretched his head and looked out of the yard, looking for traces of the bald head. After searching for a long time, he found the bald head. Instead, he saw three nuns wearing monk robes and hats and several Cangyun female disciples passing by the door.

Baili Yuan said: "Stop looking for it. After arriving in the Middle Earth, Liu Jie returned to Lingnan Shanquan Temple, Jie Se went to Kayaba Temple, and Xiaochi and I followed Master to Cangyun Mountain."

Ye Xiaochuan felt a little disappointed and overjoyed, but he also suddenly realized that it seemed that Qiankunzi of Xuantian Sect was really going to do something big this time. Even Liubo Mountain, which was six thousand miles away in the East China Sea, received the news.

Bailiyuan and Ye Xiaochuan have a relatively good relationship. They haven't seen each other for ten years. In fact, they have long wanted to come and visit. However, they heard that this boy has been punished to think about his mistakes on the cliff, so he gave up.

When I first arrived at Samsara Peak today, I met Zhu Changshui and others. I heard that Ye Xiaochuan had come out of Siguo Cliff. As a result, I went crazy. All day long, I thought I was the Monkey King causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. He bit people whenever he saw them. , which surprised Bailiyuan.

Now, apart from being a little darker, taller and more handsome than ten years ago, Ye Xiaochuan was fine. There was no sign of him evolving into an ape-man, which made her feel a little relieved.

But Xiaochi was timid. She had heard from Zhu Changshui that Xiaochuan would bite anyone she saw, so she didn't dare to get close to him. No matter how Ye Xiaochuan pretended to be amiable, in Xiaochi's eyes, he was just a beast in human skin.

To deal with Xiaochi, Ye Xiaochuan had a method that never failed. He suggested having a bonfire party tonight and eating beggar chickens. Xiaochi stopped hiding immediately and drooled, saying that he wanted to eat ten of them.

Ye Xiaochuan was very happy that his old friend had come. What made him even happier was that Baili Yuan seemed to have matured and no longer pulled his ears randomly, which made Ye Xiaochuan very happy. The tigress had finally become a paper tiger, and Ye Xiaochuan was very happy to see this transformation.

Speaking of the bonfire beggar chicken party, many people signed up. Gu Paner and Yang Shijiu were right in front of them. They were the first to take the two seats. Zhu Changshui and his friends outside the door also ran in. Ye Xiaochuan handed the hard work of preparing fat chickens to these playboys.

Zhao Wuji and Chang Xiaoman, who had just spent a lot of money to buy a pornographic book in the next yard, heard that Baili Yuan was coming, so they came over to say hello. When they heard that there would be delicious food and fun tonight, they immediately asked to count them in.

This made Ye Xiaochuan very dissatisfied. We are all single dogs. If I bring you two to play together, won’t you be shown off by you couples?

Just when he was about to refuse, he was kicked several times by Zhao Wuji, so he had no choice but to agree.