Immortal and Demon Cultivation

Nu'e and dozens of young nuns from the Tiannu Division came over from the outside and were a little confused when they saw a dozen women and several men chasing Ye Xiaochuan.

Said: "What's wrong? What happened?"

Du Chun said awkwardly: "Young Siming, I'm really sorry. Xiaochuan is not bad in nature, but he just likes to mess around. He just peeed in the river for fun, and there is absolutely no other malicious intent."

Nu'e was startled for a moment, then her expression suddenly changed.

The dozens of nuns behind her all looked at each other in confusion.

They all saw Ye Xiaochuan standing by the river in the distance before, but they didn't know what he was doing.

Now I understand, this is peeing.

The nuns immediately recognized the different anatomy between men and women.

Women are squatting and men are standing.

Many nuns who reacted blushed.

Ye Xiaochuan was caught.

Last night, when Shanxia Zhishu wanted to eat red date steamed buns, he was beaten up by a group of righteous male disciples led by Ye Xiaochuan, who claimed to be a humble gentleman.

This morning it was Ye Xiaochuan's turn.

Ye Xiaochuan was begging for mercy, screaming, cursing and swearing that he would never urinate anywhere in the future.

However, no one believed him.

In fact, Ye Xiaochuan wanted to find the roots of a big tree, but there was no tree nearby, just a river, so he peed into the river.

If your cultivation level is banned and you can't hold it in, you can't pee in your crotch, right?

This is Ye Xiaochuan's explanation to the fairies who beat him.

The unspoken version in your heart is the truth of the matter.

Shao Si ordered Nu'e to dislike him along the way and called him a little pervert, which made Ye Xiaochuan very unhappy.

If he is unhappy, no one else will be happy.

After fighting and fussing for a long time, the team continued on their way.

Originally, Ye Xiaochuan wanted to follow the gourd's example and help those beautiful fairies get on the Pegasus. However, after learning from yesterday's experience, no one dared to let him get close.

He was beaten badly and it was difficult to control the Pegasus by himself, so he went to seek refuge with Yun Qiyou.

When the team set off again, everyone discovered that Yun Qiyou and Ye Xiaochuan were riding a pure white Pegasus, with Yun in front and Ye behind, like a pair of peerless lovers.

Yun Qiyou has always been a smart woman.

She beat Ye Xiaochuan, but never beat him with other women.

When other women beat up Ye Xiaochuan, she never intervened.

After Ye Xiaochuan was beaten by Fatty, she would appear and comfort Ye Xiaochuan's physical and mental wounds.

This is what a smart woman should do.

Seeing this couple cuddling together and riding together, the fairies who participated in beating Ye Xiaochuan suddenly realized the gap between themselves and Yun Qiyou. Yang Yishuang groaned and said: "Have you noticed that the relationship between Xiaochuan and Fairy Yun is getting better and better recently? As soon as they get a chance, they will get tired of being together. Look, look, Xiaochuan's hands are all Touched Fairy Yun's belly,

Fairy Yun didn't react at all. There were so many people around, so she didn't pay attention to the impact. It was really shameless! "

The girls nodded, deeply concerned.

Wanyan Wulei stretched her head over and said, "The pressure of competition is too great now, Fairy Yun can do something about it."

Yang Yishuang said: "Wulei, what do you mean?" Wanyan Wulei said: "Although I have been in Xumi Mountain some time ago, I still know some things about Cangyun Mountain. Now Ye Xiaochuan is like a man in a steamer The hot buns are a hot commodity, and the fairy who wants to marry him and grow old together is very popular.

There were many, no, very, very many. Fairy Yun felt the pressure from the outside world, so she stayed with Ye Xiaochuan from time to time, swearing to all the potential competitors around her that Ye Xiaochuan was hers and she alone. of. "Miss Shuang'er, Miss Baili, Miss Zhen'er... We have been wandering overseas together for more than a year. Do you still remember that when we were at sea, did Fairy Yun always like to lie in Ye Xiaochuan's arms and rest?" Do you really think that her cultivation requires lying in someone else's arms? This is all done for other women to see. In that small area on the sea, except for Ye Xiaochuan and Liujie, everyone else is a woman. Fairy Yun is telling us that these women,

Ye Xiaochuan is already famous and has a wife, and we can no longer miss him. "

Several fairies who have been to the Sea of ​​Hell are here now. If you think about it carefully, it is exactly what Wan Yan Wu Lei said.

On that ice boat, Yun Qiyou always cuddled up to Ye Xiaochuan, showing off her affection all the time and spreading dog food out, making the singles who were traveling with her envious and jealous.

I originally thought that the two people were deeply in love as a couple.

Now that Wanyan Wuilei said it, several fairies suddenly felt that this was probably Yun Qiyou's conspiracy.

Wanyan Wu Lei chuckled and said: "Although Yun Fairy usually can't beat her with three sticks and hardly talks, she actually has a lot on her mind. You girls together can't even play with her." Fengyi said: "Yes, you only know how to beat him and make fun of him, but Qiyou is the one who gives him warmth, so you are friends in Xiaochuan's heart. Qiyou is a confidant in Xiaochuan's heart. Look, you guys had a group fight this morning

Xiaochuan, in the end, the person who applied medicine to Xiaochuan was Qiyou, and she was also the one who rode with Xiaochuan. Even though you and Xiaochuan have known each other for many years, in fact you are not as good as that Ziegge. "

Bai Li Yuan snorted: "Qi Gege? That little flat chest? Except for Ling'er, which of our sisters' figures doesn't beat her by eight streets?" Feng Yi smiled and shook her head, saying: "Women have three magic weapons, one is crying, two is making a fuss, and three is hanging. Crying ranks first. What Ye Xiaochuan said to Qi Gege last night was right. Men like to conquer proud and holy women, but this sentence is not entirely right. Men have strong self-esteem and they all want to protect weak women. You are all more manly than tomboys. It's strange that Xiaochuan can look at you straight. Qi Gege's figure is not as good as yours, but her face is not worse than yours, and she can cry very well. Women are made of water, and crying is an innate skill. In this aspect of being a woman, you are far worse than Qi Gege. If you want to find happiness in your life, you have to be more thoughtful. If you beat and abuse all day long, even the best men will be scared away.

The women were speechless.

I wanted to refute Feng Yi's words, but when I thought about how Ye Xiaochuan actually carried Xiao Qi into the Empty Cave two days ago, I felt that Feng Yi's words were right.

Xiao Qi was the only one who cried here, and she didn't cry fakely, but really cried. Ye Xiaochuan always seemed to be unable to do anything with Xiao Qi, and he always went along with her in everything.

Gu Paner said: "I understand, if you want that brat to pay attention, you must first shave your head, and then learn to cry, right?"

Feng Yi smiled bitterly and said: "Why shave your head?" Gu Paner said: "Didn't Xiaochuan say last night that he would react when he saw a beautiful bald nun? So shaving your head is the key."