Immortal and Demon Cultivation

Ye Xiaochuan not only wanted to vomit, but also wanted to punch someone.

Fortunately, seeing a few jade slips about the evil god boasting about himself last night had given him some resistance to narcissistic people, otherwise he would have had to complain about Feng Yuyan's overnight meal today.

He couldn't vomit or hit anyone. Feng Yuyan had to help with some things.

But why do you always feel that Feng Yuyan's face looks so familiar? What he said sounds so familiar?

Ye Xiaochuan would never have thought that the reason why Feng Yuyan looked so familiar at this moment was because he seemed to be looking in the mirror.

When it comes to narcissism and shamelessness, Feng Yuyan is far worse than him, but he hasn't realized this yet.

You have to keep filming flattery. Ye Xiaochuan's unscrupulous comic strips over the years are not for nothing. As long as Feng Yuyan feels comfortable filming, the rest of the matter will be easier to handle. So, Ye Xiaochuan said: "No, look at your current appearance, you can already charm thousands of girls. Your 24,000-year-old ancestors must have been extremely handsome. I heard that you were not only handsome back then. , and it has great cultural connotation, otherwise Mo Xue

The fairy would not choose you among countless young talents. "

Feng Yuyan said: "Have you heard of this? Haha, in the circle of sword immortals back then, when it came to cultural accomplishment, I was ranked second, and no one dared to be ranked first. Let's just talk about Lao Wang..."

Ye Xiaochuan said: "Old bastard?" Feng Yuyan said: "Old Wang, the king is in the mountain. This kid was short, ugly and uncultured before, and he is still short, ugly and uncultured now. He is far behind me. Brother Ye , to tell you the truth, although I am known as the left-handed swordsman, in fact, what I am best at is not

Sword, but poetry, poetry, and verses. I am proficient in all of them. For example, I wrote a poem back then and recited it to you. The yellow sand is far away among the white clouds, and there is a Qingcheng Wanren Mountain. Why blame the willow for the Qiang flute? The spring breeze is difficult to pass through Yanmen Pass. "

Ye Xiaochuan almost fell down and said: "This... is a good poem, but it sounds familiar. It turns out that your previous name was Wang Zhihuan." Feng Yuyan said: "The "Liangzhou Ci" written by Wang Zhihuan is different from mine. , His is the Yellow River far away among the white clouds, mine is the yellow sand far away among the white clouds. His is a piece of isolated city Wanren Mountain, and mine is a piece of Qingcheng Wanren Mountain. He is the Qiang Di.

Blame Yangliu, why should I blame Yangliu if I am Qiang Di? His is the spring breeze that cannot pass through Yumen Pass, but mine is that the spring breeze cannot pass through Yanmen Pass. And I always feel that this poem of mine is several years earlier than Lao Wang’s Liangzhou Ci, so he must have plagiarized it from me. "

Ye Xiaochuan had nothing to say. Even An Lushan, the king of flattery in the previous dynasty, would probably be speechless at this moment.

Ye Xiaochuan scratched his head and could only praise shamelessly and against his will: "I think your poem has a much more profound artistic conception than Lao Wang's."

Feng Yuyan smiled and said, "You think so too?"

Ye Xiaochuan said quickly: "Master Feng, I'm looking for you this time just to borrow some of your literary talents to help me write a few treasure poems."

"Treasure poem?"

"To put it simply, I plan to go to Death Lake to find the empty cave where the former Master of the Void Qin Feng once lived in seclusion. But I can't find it. I want you to write a few treasure-hiding poems on the spot, but it must be connected with the Scarlet Sky Divine Sword. Together."

Feng Yuyan, who claimed to be extremely smart and full of knowledge, was now completely confused.

He said: "Please make it clear, you want to go to Death Lake to find the Void Cave, but you have no clues. You want me to write down a few clues for you? I have never been to the Void Cave, how can I write it down?" "Ye Xiaochuan said: "I don't need you to go there. I didn't make it clear. The treasure poem I want you to write is not for me, but for others. Anyway, you want to combine the treasure poem with If you connect the Scarlet Sky Divine Sword, it’s best to draw an empty hole for me.

Map of the government. "

Feng Yuyan said: "I just said, I have never been to Kong Kong Cave, how can I draw a map for you?" Ye Xiaochuan's head was a bit big, and said: "I also said just now, I don't need you to go there, so Say it, it’s fake, everything is fake, I want you to draw a fake treasure map, and put a few fake treasure poems on the treasure map, do you understand?

"

If Feng Yuyan still doesn't understand now, then he doesn't deserve to be called a left-handed sword god, but a left-brained idiot.

After Feng Yuyan cleared his mind, he said, "What are you doing here? What are you going to do with this fake treasure map of yours?"

Ye Xiaochuan said: "That's a lie."

Feng Yuyan was stunned. This was the first time he had seen someone who could lie to others with such righteous words.

He said: "Isn't it just to draw a fake map and make a few fake inscriptions, and you ask me for help?" Ye Xiaochuan chuckled: "This is an appetizer, I have another purpose for asking you. , I have sent people out to spread the rumors, and many people will definitely come to you for verification. You have to tell everyone that the picture is true and the treasure poem is also true.

You are a bloodline awakener, the leader of the seven organizations, the master of the Ganjiang Divine Sword, and the inheritor of the cultivation and memory of your ancestors. Only if you say it is true, will those guys believe it is true. "

Feng Yuyan thought for a while and said in surprise: "Are you planning to fish for Zuo Qiu?"

Ye Xiaochuan snapped his fingers and said, "This is one of my purposes."

Feng Yuyan looked Ye Xiaochuan up and down and said, "I can't tell that you are a troubled guy, but you are very affectionate and righteous. Since you want to save your friend, I will help you once, and I will serve you with pen and ink!"

Pens, ink, paper and inkstones were already prepared on the table, and Ye Xiaochuan stepped forward diligently to hide them. Feng Yuyan picked up the brush and said: "If you want to deceive people, it can't be all fake. This treasure map must be drawn based on the general situation of Death Lake. There is a fallen trunk of an ancient sacred tree in Death Lake. Let’s use the ancient sacred tree as a reference

Line drawing. "

Feng Yuyan is not a master of painting, but his painting skills are not bad, at least better than Ye Xiaochuan.

After a while, the topographic map with wet ink on the clothes appeared on the paper. If Ye Xiaochuan hadn't seen this casual drawing by Feng Yuyan with his own eyes, he would have really thought it was a treasure map.

After finishing the painting, Feng Yuyan thought for a moment and then began to write an inscription and postscript in the upper left corner of the drawing.

The Secretary of the Book of Reincarnation is found in an empty cave.

Black water xuansu bird, divine weapon enlightens the true scripture.

The three-foot-seven-inch blade burns the underworld with red fire.

There are three springs in the sky, and in the moon, the secret treasure appears in the shape of a dragon.

Ye Xiaochuan read it twice gently and said: "Lao Feng, what do you mean by what you wrote? Didn't I ask you to connect the Scarlet Sky Divine Sword? There is only one sentence "Red Fire Burns the Netherworld", and it doesn't say "Red Fire Burns the Netherworld". "Xiao."

Feng Yuyan rolled his eyes strangely and said, "I won't talk to an illiterate like you."

Just then there was a knock on the door, and Ye Xiaochuan said: "Who is it, come in." Xiaoya walked in with a teapot and a cup, and said: "Master Ye, I'm here to deliver tea."