Immortal and Demon Cultivation

Not seeing the fight between two ancient beasts made Gui Yatou and Princess Xiao Qi very resentful towards Monk Hua.

Monk Hua didn't care about the opinions of these two little girls. He flew thousands of miles all the way before landing on the ground.

This is still the inner swamp of Death, but it is far away from the ruins of the ancient sacred tree. It is unlikely that the black water black snake and the yellow bird will catch up in a short time.

As soon as they got out of trouble, the ghost girl and the little seventh princess began to vent their inner resentment. They rode on the flower monk and punched and kicked him.

The true Buddhist method practiced by Monk Hua, let alone a few punches, he could remain unmoved even if a mountain of stone fell down on him. On a normal day, Monk Hua would not bother to argue with the two of them, but he was already suffocated by the two little girls playing around in the dead pool, and he had not yet vented his dissatisfaction and spanked them. They make a noise

The guest takes over the host and beats himself.

Monk Hua couldn't bear this, so he slapped him twice, and Gui Yatou and Xiao Qi immediately became honest.

At this moment, the two little girls were squatting on the ground, holding their heads in their hands, looking like they were about to be arrested on the spot for a woman who had stumbled by opening a secret door. Monk Hua swung a small branch in his hand and walked back and forth beside the two of them, saying: "It doesn't matter how you two girls mess around in the heaven. Who makes you the second generation of immortals? You will get into trouble yourself." Your parents and elders are supporting you.

But where is this? This is the human world, not heaven. Shouldn’t the human world be the back garden of you two girls? "

The ghost girl said with a flattering face: "Uncle, Xiaoqi and I both know that we were wrong. You, sir, please spare us this time."

Monk Hua said: "Spare you? You have been playing tricks on me for more than a month. Do you think I am easy to bully or something? A 100,000-word self-examination and repentance letter. One word is missing. I will be detained for a month. I will write it now. I will read it." For you to write.”

"One hundred thousand words?"

Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou were immediately dumbfounded.

Xiao Qi immediately said: "Monk Hua, don't do this. I am the seventh princess of the Western Emperor and the Western Queen Mother. It is not your turn to take care of me. I can only be punished by my father and the queen! If you dare to be rude to me again, be careful with me." Father, Queen and Mother, take care of you fat monk!"

The ghost girl pulled Xiaoqi's sleeves several times to tell her to stop talking. However, this little princess has a very stubborn temper, and she looks like she is too lazy to talk to you.

Monk Hua was happy, but the ghost girl covered her forehead with her hands and couldn't bear to look at her.

Who is Monk Hua? That was a ruthless character who had blocked several deadly magic weapons from the evil god.

During that catastrophic war, who in the Three Realms didn't know the bad reputation of Monk Hua?

After going to the Heaven Realm and being married to Yun Xiaoyao for decades, his temper has become much calmer, so much so that everyone in the Heaven Realm thinks he is a soft persimmon who bullies the weak and fears the strong.

Monk Hua said: "Little princess, are you threatening me?"

Xiao Qi said arrogantly: "So what? Are you going to hit me?"

Monk Hua went up and kicked Xiaoqi directly, flying dozens of feet away without showing any pity for her.

Monk Hua dusted off his shoes and said, "Let me hit her? I have never refused such a request for hundreds of years. Ghost girl, do you have anything to say?"

Turning around, Monk Hua was stunned. He saw the ghost girl sitting on the ground, with a stool and a thick stack of paper in front of her. She was immersed in the case, writing the one hundred thousand words. review.

Monk Hua saw that the ghost girl knew his identity, so he couldn't beat him anymore. He flew over and picked up Xiao Qi who was vomiting blood. He threw it on the ground and said, "One hundred thousand words."

Xiao Qi is also a bully. She didn't expect that Monk Hua would really dare to hit her. Monk Hua was obviously merciful with his kick just now. He only made her vomit a few mouthfuls of blood, otherwise she would be left with a lifelong disability that would make her unable to take care of herself even if she didn't die. .

Seeing that Gui Yatou succumbed to Hua Monk's lust and began to write a long and outrageous confession, Xiao Qi had no choice but to accept her fate, took a thick stack of paper from Gui Yatou, and began to write furiously. Monk Hua took out a reclining chair from the storage bracelet. It was very comfortable to lie on it. Suddenly he saw an unknown little beast coming out of the grass. Monk Hua was overjoyed. With a flick of his finger, a strong wind passed by. The poor little beast screamed miserably

There was a sound, and he lay on the ground with his arms stretched out.

Although Monk Hua is a monk, he never abides by the rules and regulations. He drinks wine and eats meat. He not only sleeps with women, but also marries a daughter-in-law. As for the prohibition on killing, he broke it eight hundred years ago.

After killing the little beast, he began to recite the Purana Sutra to the little beast, and then happily carried the dead little beast aside to skin and remove the bones.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Qi felt chills all over her body. This is not a monk who saves all sentient beings. He is completely a demon. The two of them had not written three thousand words in their self-examination, but their arms were already sore and numb, and they were drooling as they watched Monk Hua grilling the little beast. The aroma was overflowing, and it looked delicious, so much so that the two little girls Just write two words and swallow the barbecue.

Swallow.

Monk Hua was shameless enough. He went out to eat in front of the two girls, biting and chewing it. He also raised his neck to drink a few sips of wine from time to time. He was very carefree.

When the little beast turned into a pile of meat and bones, Gui Yatou and Xiao Qi both wanted to kill people.

They have been writing from night to dawn, but the two girls have not written ten thousand words, and are currently laughing at each other.

Xiaoqi laughed at Gui Yatou's ugly handwriting, which was full of typos.

The ghost girl raised her hand to report to Monk Hua that Xiao Qi was glaring wildly, plagiarized her own confession, and applied to keep herself away from Xiao Qi. Listening to the noise of these two little witches, Monk Hua's head swelled several times. He waved his hand and said: "You two little girls, can you please stop arguing? It makes my head hurt. It's daylight now, today." I'll come here first, and the rest will come later

Write. "

The two little girls seemed to have received an amnesty. The two sisters who had been quarreling just now hugged each other happily and even kissed each other a few times on the cheek.

Monk Hua said: "Don't be too happy too early, I have conditions."

The ghost girl said: "Uncle, as long as you are not punished by writing a letter of apology, I will agree to any conditions."

Xiao Qi nodded and said: "Yes, yes, we agree!"

Monk Hua said: "You said this yourself, I didn't force you."

The ghost girl stepped forward, pinched Monk Hua's shoulders and patted his back diligently, and said: "Look what you said, we are completely voluntary. Uncle, tell me what the conditions are."

Monk Hua grinned and said, "Do you still have Tianlu muscle-building water on you?" Xiao Qi said: "Tianlu muscle-building water can only protect skin and remove scars, but it cannot lose weight. Besides, you are born with this look. Even if you soak in it all day, It’s impossible to look handsome in Tianlu Muscle Water, and using it is a waste.”