Immortal and Demon Cultivation
Chapter 2105 Are you abstaining from sex?
After Jie Se escaped from southern Xinjiang and returned to the Middle Earth, he was still a little worried. He always felt that Baihua Fairy would suddenly appear in front of him and chop off the guy eating on his shoulder to use as a horse.
For safety reasons, he has been hiding in a camp where Buddhist disciples gather during this time, and will never act alone.
It was safe in this way, but the Five Zang Temple was unlucky. With a group of senior brothers and uncles, they had vegetables and radishes every day, and a piece of tofu would be an improvement in the food.
There was no oil or water in my belly, and I had no energy to do anything. As soon as I finished my evening classes, I started to beat the Kui Niu drum in my belly.
Just as he was about to take a rest, he suddenly saw a dozen junior fellow apprentices walking over with a fat monk in a bandage. Monks are all vegetarians. Fat monks like Liu Jie and Jie Se are very rare. Liu Jie found a monk who was three times fatter than himself. He was immediately interested. He must be a member of the same religion. Otherwise, just based on Stir-fried radish every day,
It's impossible to eat yourself so fat.
The fat monk who was tied up like a hairy crab was none other than the monk Hua Xiang who was entrusted by the evil spirit of his brother-in-law to go on a business trip to the lower world.
A very important purpose of his coming to the human world is to find out what happened to Yun Qiyou and that bald monk's "rehabilitation". The evil god was not opposed to the free love between children. The main reason was that his eldest son Yun Xie'er gave him a heavy blow. He was good friends with Mu Xianlong and Chu Rou of the Maoshan sect. At that time, Chu Rou gave birth to a child. A baby girl named Muchuzi,
Then he and Yun Xie'er arranged a baby marriage.
This kind of feudal arranged marriage is very common in the world. The parents' orders and the words of the matchmaker are the biggest marriage laws and cannot be violated.
It was precisely because Yun Xie'er and Mu Chuzi were engaged that Yun Xie'er chose to stay in the human world to accompany Mu Chuzi.
The evil god never saw his son again.
Therefore, he has not found a partner for the ghost girl in heaven all these years, hoping that his other children can have a vigorous love relationship.
He thought so, but Fairy Xuan Shuang didn't think so.
Fairy Xuan Shuang felt very sorry for Yun Qiyou. Because of Qiqiao Linglongxin, she always felt that she owed her daughter.
Yun Qiyou can find a partner, but why should he find a "monk"? Fairy Xuan Shuang doesn't have a good impression of the monk. The main reason is because of the monk Hua Xiang. He is not handsome, but he abducted the evil god's biological sister Yun Xiaoyao. This caused quite a disturbance in their group of sisters and best friends. Until now
Without the call of the evil god, Monk Hua would not dare to enter Peach Blossom Valley at will, and his legs would be broken every time he entered.
Monk Hua went down to the realm to beat the mandarin ducks with a stick and separate "Jingse" from Yun Yatou.
Monk Hua was very sorry. He was tied to the camp of Kasyapa Temple without even eating a bite of the roasted and fragrant pheasant. With his cultivation level, he could naturally resist, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. Why should he have to fight with these few people? The younger generation will care about it.
There are many Buddhist bigwigs rushing south to help this time, including Kongjian and Kongwu of Kasyapa Temple and Xuankong Shenni of Jixiang Temple. Naturally, these fairy-like figures would not ask a monk about eating meat and drinking alcohol. Monk Jiexu asked Monk Hua for a long time, but he did not find out which temple he came from. He just asked for Jiese from Kasyapa Temple, and then He had to be escorted to
here.
Jie Kong was known as the Zen Master. He was six feet tall and handsome in appearance. He wore a moon-white monk's robe with a majestic appearance, which made people feel close to him unconsciously.
Basically, the two young monks Jie Kong and Jie Xian handle all the major and minor matters in the camp.
Seeing a monk coming with Jie Xu tied up, Jie Kong asked: "Brother Jie Xu, why is this?" Jie Xu said: "Brother Jie Xu, this monk was drinking and eating meat in the mountains and forests, and we caught him. , I wanted to give him a few words of admonishment, but this monk showed no repentance. When I asked him about his origin, he didn’t tell me. He only said that he was looking for Brother Jise, so I brought him here.
"Monk Hua saw Jiekong and praised him in his heart. The handsome monk in front of him not only has outstanding appearance, but also has extremely strong Buddhist cultivation. Compared with him, the young monks standing around him are far behind. Yes, no wonder Yun Yatou
Will take a fancy to him.
He felt that with the appearance and qualifications of the "warp" in front of him, Yun Yatou was not bad at matching him, and he didn't know why Fairy Xuan Shuang had to break them up!
Monk Hua said to Jie Kong, "You are just Jie Se. You are indeed a talented person. Not bad, not bad."
Jie Kong clasped his hands together and said, "This senior brother has recognized the wrong person. Junior monk Jie Kong of Kasyapa Temple, this is junior brother Jie Se."
The fat Jiese walked out from behind Jie Kong and said, "I am Jiese, who are you? Why are you looking for me? Do we know each other?"
Monk Hua was stunned for a moment, and when he took a closer look, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
His eyes moved from Jie Se's body to Jie Kong's body, and then from Jie Kong's body to Jie Se's body.
The gap is too big, one is more beautiful than Pan An, and the other is fatter. Yun Qiyou grew up watching Monk Hua, and he always had his eyes set higher than his head. It was possible to fall in love with this Jie Kong, but how could he fall in love with that fat monk?
Even if a strange woman like Yun Qiyou had high myopia and high cataracts, she would not be able to see the fat monk in front of her, unless she was completely blind.
After Monk Hua came to his senses, he immediately laughed and rolled on the ground. The disciples of Kasyapa Temple next to him looked at each other, wondering if the fat monk was crazy.
Jise stepped forward and grabbed Hua Heshang, saying: "What are you laughing at! I am Jiesex, what's wrong with that?"
Hua Heshang laughed so hard that he was out of breath. It took him a long time to stop laughing and said: "Don't make a fuss. Although I have never seen Jiesex, I am familiar with Jiesex of Jiaye Temple. How could you be Jiesex?"
Jise patted his chest and said: "It is genuine, ten times the price. I am Jiesex, a disciple of Master Kongwu of Jiaye Temple. I heard from Junior Brother Jiexu that you are looking for me? What's the matter?"
Hua Heshang stopped laughing. Seeing the expressions of the monks around him, he thought to himself, is what the fat monk said true? Is he really Jiesex?
How is it possible!
Even if Yun girl was blind in the human world, she would never fall in love with this fat monk. Look at his chin, it's already a double chin, but a chin with three or four layers...
Hua Heshang asked suspiciously: "Are you really abstinent? Do you know Yun Qiyou?"
Jiesexing said: "Yes, I have known each other for many years. I'm not bragging to you. I am very familiar with Fairy Yun. Why are you asking this?" Hua Heshang was struck by lightning and sat on the ground with his buttocks, muttering: "It's over, it's over, a good pearl jade cabbage was eaten by a pig. Now I finally understand why my brother-in-law chased me all over the world when I announced that I was with Xiao Yao. It's over!"
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