Immortal and Demon Cultivation
Chapter 1880: Fight between a man and a woman
Except for Ye Xiaochuan's personal inspection of the heavenly army on the first night, Ye Xiaochuan was very idle in the next few days.
The march in southern Xinjiang was so large that it was impossible to avoid the ubiquitous eyes and ears of the foreign races in southern Xinjiang.
The leader of the Tianlin clan is really not bragging. The earth-burrowing beasts and shadowless birds clearly detected the movements of the heavenly army, down to the smallest detail.
How detailed? For example, the Centennial Army has been monitored. As long as there are more than a hundred people in the Celestial Army, the movements are under Ye Xiaochuan's control. Even the poop and pee of the Celestial Soldiers are recorded, and even whether the poop is loose or dry, to identify
Does this heavenly soldier have a stomachache?
Ye Xiaochuan and others who were having breakfast received the surveillance minutes from the Tianlin clan about last night. Ye Xiaochuan was too lazy to read them, so he asked Liu Jie to read them out loud. As a result, several fairies who were having breakfast vomited.
Ye Xiaochuan also felt that the information was too disgusting, so he told Liujie to stop reading it and tell the members of the Bald Lion Clan who were responsible for delivering the information. He said: "Please go back and tell Chief Tianlin that it is a good thing to have detailed intelligence. Don't poop and pee every day. How disgusting. You only need to monitor the specific movements of the heavenly army. The rest can be dealt with in one stroke."
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The warriors of the Bald Lion Tribe looked at each other in confusion. They were just ordinary tribesmen who could not understand the Chinese dialect and had no idea what the Sword God Young Hero Jili Gulu was talking about. Looking at the expressions of these guys, Ye Xiaochuan knew that they didn't understand a word. He was too lazy to talk anymore and said to Liujie: "From now on, I will open the information passed to me in the evening after everyone has had breakfast. Take a look at those fairies who have just eaten naan cakes.
It's all spit out now. Liujie nodded and said, "The Sa family also feels that these aliens are really well fed. Who would study whether other people's feces are dry or watery?" Can studying these feces and urine be of any help to the army's operations? Even if some heavenly soldiers pull them out
If the feces is watery, can it be concluded that it has diarrhea? Even if the poop produced by some soldiers is dry, can we conclude that they are strong and healthy? Maybe it's defecation. "
Ye Xiaochuan nodded in agreement, and was about to agree with Liu Jie a few words, but saw several fairies grabbing the rocks and rotten wood around them and throwing them at Liu Jie, and said one word in unison: "Get out!"
Seeing Liu Jie's embarrassed appearance, Ye Xiaochuan immediately put on an expression of hatred. Said: "Liu Jie, how many times have I told you that as a person, you must have self-cultivation. Only with self-cultivation can you have an elegant temperament. You envy Li Qingfeng's elegant behavior and extraordinary temperament. Why can't you study hard? How can you improve your personal accomplishment by talking about some dirty words? Listen to me, read more and read good books. I heard that Miss Gesang has been studying Chinese classics recently. What about the Three Character Classic? , hundreds of surnames, disciple rules, thousand-character essays, patterns
Miss Sang has reached the point where she can't let go of the scroll. You have to learn from others and don't just idle around all day, okay? "
Ye Xiaochuan's words made Liujie speechless, but made several fairies look at him with admiration.
Yang Yishuang said: "Xiaochuan, you have finally started to get rid of vulgar taste. In the future, you should talk less to rough people like Liujie, lest you become a rough person again."
Ye Xiaochuan was very proud, but secretly said that he was lucky. Fortunately, he gradually agreed with Liujie a little slower. If he had said what he just said in his heart, Liujie would probably be the only one who was hit.
The warriors of the Bald Lion Clan were sent away, and Liu Jie was given a political lesson to improve his ideological consciousness. As soon as Liu Jie criticized and self-criticized himself, he saw the Gesang who started to read in Ye Xiaochuan's mouth leave. Come over.
She really couldn't let go of the scroll. She was chewing a piece of naan bread in one hand and a thick book in the other hand. It looked like "Cihai" from China. Although Gesang speaks Chinese fluently, he doesn't know much about Chinese characters. Otherwise, he wouldn't have seen the names of the past abbots of Shuiyue Temple, and he would be able to tell the meaning of each name from their names. They all have the word "month" because she
I only know the word "month".
Nowadays, Middle-earth and Southern Xinjiang have become inseparable due to the catastrophe. Now, Gesang is not the only one who is learning the Chinese language and characters. It is necessary for people of the five races and foreign races to start learning the Chinese language.
Because he knew the Chinese language, Gesang started at a relatively high level. He began to learn the Chinese characters when he came up. Sometimes he would ask Ye Xiaochuan and others for help when he didn't know the characters. After two months, he made great progress.
Seeing Gesang, Ye Xiaochuan couldn't help but smile and said: "Miss Gesang, I didn't expect you to make such rapid progress. You don't want to read the Thousand-Character Essay and Hundreds of Family Surnames anymore? You directly looked at Cihai, admire, admire, Liujie, You should learn more from others.”
Gesang chuckled and said: "A few days ago, Miss Baili said that I already know Chinese characters almost well, but some words are not expressed accurately. She gave me a book of Cihai for me to study carefully. In the past two days, I have learned a lot. It’s very beneficial.”
Ye Xiaochuan turned to look at Baili Yuan and was immediately shocked.
Said: "Baili, I didn't expect that your cultural heritage is so profound! You actually carry Cihai with you! I've known you for so many years, I really underestimate you." Bailiyuan said proudly: "That's right, I have liked it since I was a child. Reading, you have read more than ten thousand books in the past few years. How is it like you? The Qiankun bag contains either short stories or comic books, or those disgusting pictures of men and women fighting.
, you still have the nerve to carry out ideological education on the Six Precepts, you should improve your own ideological awareness first. "
Ye Xiaochuan laughed a few times, and as expected, Baili Yuan was the one who knew him best.
Wanyan Wulei suddenly said strangely: "A picture of a man and a woman fighting? Young Master Ye, can I ask you, what is a picture of a man and a woman fighting?"
Everyone slowly turned their heads and looked at Wan Yan without tears.
Fairy Liuyun said angrily: "Why are you pretending to be innocent? Isn't it just an erotic picture? Which of your Hehuan sect disciples doesn't have thirty or fifty copies of this thing?" Wanyan Wu Lei didn't mean to blush and was embarrassed, and laughed a few times. , said: "That's true. Senior Liuyun has lived for more than four hundred years, so he is naturally well-informed. I just didn't know that senior Liuyun is so old and still studies erotic pictures. Isn't it a little bit...
Too late? I thought that the only people who studied erotic pictures were young people like us who had no place to vent our energy. "
Fairy Liuyun was furious, jumped up, pointed at Wanyan Wulei and shouted: "You dare to call me old?"
Wanyan Wu Lei also stood up and said, "Am I wrong? You are over 400 years old this year, are you still a young girl?"
Fairy Liuyun turned pale with anger and shouted: "Your master, Mrs. Yimiao, doesn't dare to speak to me like this. How dare you be sarcastic? I must teach you a lesson today, a witch who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth!"
"Just fight, whoever is afraid of whom!" Wanyan Wulei was definitely not afraid of Fairy Liuyun. With a flick of her wrist, Tan Farewell appeared beside her in her hand.
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