Immortal and Demon Cultivation

Another day passed in fear, and there was still no change in the Gate of Catastrophe.

Ye Xiaochuan has nothing to worry about. Xuan Ying has just gone to heaven and he can block the door of catastrophe for many days. With Xuan Ying's methods, even if he doesn't fight with the masters of heaven and chat with them about daily life, he can still win a few days for the human world. Peaceful days.

Therefore, Ye Xiaochuan feels that the army from heaven will not appear in the human world in the next three to five days.

I drank a lot of strong alcohol last night, and even though I had forced the odor out, I was still woken up by a splash of urine early in the morning.

Yesterday, I learned from Ning Xiangruo that the good and evil disciples by the river were not beating their clothes, but spying on each other. Ye Xiaochuan was very disgusted with this matter.

Now is the time to find an opportunity to retaliate against these people who specialize in conspiracy.

Holding back a large pool of boy's urine should not be wasted.

In the early morning, I saw Ye Xiaochuan sneaking up the river alone, and the fairy who was washing by the river didn't pay attention.

I just saw that guy, standing on a rock with his head held high, facing the morning glow and the morning breeze, which gave him a somewhat otherworldly artistic conception.

Of course, if he wasn't peeing in the river at the moment. After all, there were only a few sentry disciples to warn each other. In the early morning, most of the fairies from the Righteous Way and the Demon Sect were washing up by the river. At this moment, Ye Xiaochuan was not far upstream, and there was a pool of boy's urine three hundred feet against the wind. Now both sides of the bank The Zhengmo fairies are really awesome. They are all Aijie fairies.

That's okay.

For the first time in thousands of years, the righteous way and the demonic sect have joined forces to not fight against the catastrophe and save the world, but to hunt down Ye Xiaochuan.

Ye Xiaochuan was so frightened when he saw so many demon fairies rushing towards them that the bamboo hat on his head fell off, and the belt of his trousers was not fastened. He grabbed the bamboo hat with one hand and tugged on the pants with the other and ran away.

In terms of speed, there are really few opponents in the camp.

After flying for nearly a hundred miles, he got rid of those angry demon fairies.

He was thinking that it looked like he couldn't go back these days, otherwise he would have to suffer physical pain again. It wouldn't be too late to go back after these fairies had forgotten about this matter.

There were several ghost screams in the primitive forest, and soon a fireball appeared in the sky and hit Ye Xiaochuan directly on the shoulder. It was Wangcai.

Ye Xiaochuan was a little bored by himself, so he asked Wangcai to come over and accompany him.

As a result, not only Wangcai came, but Ning Xiangruo also followed Wangcai's figure.

As soon as they met, Ning Xiangruo twisted Ye Xiaochuan's ears and cursed her head and face.

"I think you are really deserving of a beating. You are so immoral. Even if you want to make fun of others, don't pee in the river in front of them. Fortunately, you ran fast just now, otherwise you wouldn't even have a bone. There won't be any left." Ye Xiaochuan said a few words, screaming in pain, and then said: "I just can't understand the faces of these people. How long have they been, these people are still guarding themselves against each other, this morning. A splash of urine is just an appetizer, a big one is already brewing in my belly. At night, when no one is paying attention, I quietly

Poop in that river, by the way, don’t blame me for not reminding you, you better not go wash up in that river recently, I will really poop in it! "

Ning Xiangruo felt disgusted and let go of Ye Xiaochuan's ears.

She knew that Ye Xiaochuan would really do such a wicked thing. At the Amber Hot Spring behind Yuanshui Xiaozhu, where many fairies bathed, Ye Xiaochuan took a bath in it.

You can't talk about this to the boy again, otherwise you will only be disgusted.

She said: "I have something serious to do with you, so come back with me."

Ye Xiaochuan asked: "Is there any news from Brahma?"

Ning Xiangruo nodded.

He had to go back now. Ye Xiaochuan really wanted to get in touch with the five ethnic groups in southern Xinjiang and the foreign races. It was not because the master uncle asked him to stay in southern Xinjiang temporarily to control this power yesterday, but because of other things. Son.

At the risk of being beaten by the fairy again, Ye Xiaochuan followed Ning Xiangruo Yukong back to the camp and landed by the river. He found that most of the fairies by the river were missing. Several people saw Ye Xiaochuan coming back and masturbated. She put on her sleeves and prepared to give Ye Xiaochuan a good look.

At this time, Ning Xiangruo came into play. Ye Xiaochuan hid behind Ning Xiangruo and asked Ning Xiangruo to save him.

Ning Xiangruo also knew that this boy was not a treacherous person, but just a bit playful, so he told the fairies who gathered around him that I had just taught this boy a lesson, so you should leave.

These words really worked. Ye Xiaochuan was not severely beaten, but his forehead was poked a few times by many fairies with their fingers and it hurt.

Soon they found Brahma Tian and Fengyun Duan on the other side of the river, and there were actually Tian Wen, Qu Xiangge and other young masters of the Demon Cult beside them.

The male disciples of the Demon Sect looked at Ye Xiaochuan with admiration or awe. The previous incident of Ye Xiaochuan urinating into the river in front of many fairies was no longer news in the camps on both sides. Even these demon sect masters who think they kill like crazy, lick blood with the tip of a knife, and tuck their heads in their waistbands all day have never thought about it, let alone dare to do it, but Ye Xiaochuan did it. This is seeking death. He is a true model worker in the world. His reputation as a man with a thousand hands butchering meat on a hob is no lie. Everyone has decided

I am determined not to be an enemy of Ye Xiaochuan unless absolutely necessary.

If you make an enemy of a person who doesn't even care about his life, you are looking for trouble for yourself.

The male disciples of the Demon Sect think that Ye Xiaochuan is a hero and a stinky, shameless man who is not afraid of death. That's because these stinky men don't care about cleanliness and will not go to the river for three to five days. The river is dispensable to them. But those fairies didn’t pay much attention. Women had to wash up every morning and evening, so they pointed to the river. Mo Xiaoti, Li Xianyue, Liu Huashang and other fairies were also by the river just now. The spectacular scene of Ye Xiaochuan peeing in the wind They could see it clearly, even Xiao Xiaochuan saw it.

If a glance could kill, Ye Xiaochuan would have been crushed to ashes eight hundred times.

Ye Xiaochuan didn't react at all to the angry glares of these demon sect fairies. He was a typical example of turning a blind eye and not listening.

However, when he saw Yu Linglong from a distance, Ye Xiaochuan smiled, very happily.

Ning Xiangruo, who was walking beside him, said, "Why are you laughing? Are you already crazy?"

Ye Xiaochuan whispered: "Remember what I told you yesterday that it was possible for me to save a life? Now it is no longer possible, but that I really saved a life. It turns out that it feels good to do good things. It seems From now on, while doing bad things, you should also do some good deeds." Ning Xiangruo didn't understand what he meant and looked at the group of demon sect disciples in front, but didn't find anything wrong.