I'm The Hard Rice King
Chapter 62 Strict Master And High Disciple
Chapter 62 Strict Master and High Disciple
The steel kidney is definitely a good thing.
Most of the alcohol ingested into the human body will be metabolized through the liver, while a small amount of alcohol will be metabolized through the kidneys and urine.
Many people who drink well will not only urinate more frequently but also increase the amount of urine after drinking alcohol. In fact, this is because the kidneys excrete more alcohol toxins. A person's kidneys are stronger, and the sensitivity and detoxification of the kidneys are stronger. They will naturally metabolize alcohol toxins as quickly as possible and then eliminate them through large amounts of urine. Excreted from the body.
Without a kidney transplant, Li Peifeng would never have been able to drink so much wine today, let alone urinate so much, and now it's here again...
"No more, no more, I can't bear it anymore!"
Veins popped up on Li Peifeng's forehead and he stood up to take off his pants.
"You want to be here?"
Zhao Qingge was puzzled: "Towards the floor?"
"What's the floor? I'm in the bathroom!" Li Peifeng murmured: "I'm going to start!"
"Traitor! Stop it!!"
Zhao Qingge really wanted to turn around and leave, leaving him to wreak havoc in the room, but the kindness in his heart did not let her leave in the end. Instead, he struggled to grab Li Peifeng's hand: "Follow me!"
"Well, listen to your wife and go with her."
Li Peifeng was also obedient, and was led into the toilet by Zhao Qingge, staring and stumbling.
"This is the bathroom, you can take it off after I get out!"
Zhao Qingge managed to hold him steady in front of the toilet, then turned to leave.
"哐~"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he let go, Li Peifeng's body began to sway back and forth. In less than two seconds, he fell into a squat in front of the toilet.
"Uh~"
Li Peifeng was dazed and didn't feel any pain. He just subconsciously put his hands on the ground and tried to stand up, but it was difficult...
"Oh my God!"
How much evil did I do in my previous life and how many sins did I commit to end up with such a student in this life? !
Zhao Qingge's pretty face was filled with anger, his fists were clenched, and he felt a little regretful in his heart.
If he had known this would happen, he should not have refused Li Peifeng's invitation. He would have gone with him to that book fan party. If he had been present, he would never have been taught this virtue by those female book fans.
"Honey, save me, I'm under a binding curse!"
Li Peifeng sat on the ground, flopping back and forth with his hands and feet, as if he were drowning, and his voice was full of helplessness: "Where is my wife? Help! Wife! I'm going to be killed!! Help!!!"
Is this retribution? This must be retribution!
Forget it, for the sake of this kid taking such good care of me when I sprained my ankle...
"Stop yelling, who is your wife?!"
Zhao Qingge turned back helplessly, grabbed his waving hands, and pulled him up with all his strength, then turned his back, hugged Li Peifeng's waist, and tried his best to maintain a stern teacher's tone: "Take it off, I'll see. Not even there!”
"Well."
Li Peifeng's confused brain had no idea how magical the scene was at this moment, so he just subconsciously took off his pants.
Open the gate, waterproof!
The water was loud, fast, and endless.
Zhao Qingge never meant to peek intentionally, he just felt impatient, out of the reason: 'It's been so long, why is it still not over? Are you the fire hydrant? ’ I looked at it with my peripheral vision.
"..."
(The 800-character psychological description of Zhao Qingge is omitted here.)
As Li Peifeng finished draining the water, part of the alcohol was excreted from the body along with urine. He shook and shuddered again. He seemed to be more awake. He pulled up his pants and found an arm around his waist. He was confused. He couldn't help but look along this arm towards its owner.
"oh!"
Seeing Zhao Qingge's flushed face, Li Peifeng suddenly realized, he turned out to be my mentor?
That's right, who can help me go to the toilet when I drink too much? ! Who else could I have besides my mentor wife who loves her disciples like children?
"What are you?! Let's go!"
Zhao Qingge gritted his teeth and scolded him angrily, and dragged him out of the bathroom again. It was very difficult to walk step by step. Li Peifeng seemed a little unable to bear it: "Director, are your feet okay? Is it okay to support me like this?"
Zhao Qingge's heart softened and he sighed: "Okay, okay! Don't worry about this, go to bed quickly!"
After saying that, she arrived at the place, sat on the bed with Li Peifeng, and then stood up to leave.
"Go to sleep well and call me if anything happens."
"I have something to do now!"
"Huh? What?"
Li Peifeng sat on the bed and said seriously: "I want to apologize to you and say I'm sorry formally!" As he spoke, he leaned down, sat on the bed and made a very non-standard bow.
"Okay, okay!"
Zhao Qingge waved his hand: "It's good that you know you were wrong. Don't drink so much in the future!"
"No no no!"
Li Peifeng shook his head repeatedly: "I didn't drink too much! That's not what I'm talking about!"
"Then what's your reason?" Zhao Qingge was puzzled.
Li Peifeng's eyes were pure and his expression was sincere as he explained: "Because when I pressed your feet yesterday, I had some very dirty thoughts in my mind, which caused me to have some despicable physiological reactions and made you very angry. The two of us were also very angry." Awkward……"
"Shut up, shut up, bastard! Stop talking!!"
Zhao Qingge was shocked and angry: "You have drunk too much, you can go to bed!"
"oh."
Li Peifeng nodded aggrievedly: "I'm sorry again, Director. I will definitely treat you well in the future. I want to repay you. You don't even know how much you have helped me!"
Zhao Qingge ordered coldly: "Shut up, lie on the bed, and sleep!"
"good."
Li Peifeng burped, looked at the empty water glass, and then looked at Zhao Qingge eagerly.
"I……"
Zhao Qingge suppressed his anger and handed him a glass of warm water: "Drink it, don't finish it..."
After a pause, he said cautiously: "No more shushing!"
"Tons, tons, tons~"
Li Peifeng drank it all in one gulp and let out a satisfied roar: "Thank you, sir...thank you, director!"
Zhao Qingge took the empty water glass, filled it up and placed it on the bedside: "You can go to sleep, I'm leaving."
She was really leaving when she said she was leaving. She was too afraid that this traitor would cause another evil act.
"Can you, can you stay with me for a while longer?"
Zhao Qingge pretended not to hear and walked straight to the door.
"Director, I miss my wife."
Gloomy and resentful, with the support of the ringing sound, Li Peifeng's voice is as helpless as a hornbill that has lost its mate, as pitiful as a puppy abandoned by its owner. The listener feels the same, and the sound is as if it is on the tip of the tongue as soon as it is heard. A bitter taste arose, and a heart-wrenching feeling of loneliness and loneliness swept over me.
Zhao Qingge subconsciously slowed down, and the memories of dreams kept flooding in his mind. He turned around and found that Li Peifeng's eyes were full of tears, looking at her dreamily.
In the end, Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly. You are both a gift and a calamity!
Zhao Qingge approached with a complicated expression.
Li Peifeng looked expectantly: "Director..."
"boom!"
Zhao Qingge raised his hand and hit him with a dull blow on his forehead. His eyes were filled with misery, as if he didn't feel satisfied, and he hit him with another even duller blow.
"boom!!"
"You must remember that I am your mentor now!!"
Zhao Qingge almost squeezed out these words through his teeth: "No matter how drunk you are, you must remember that I am just your mentor! I am never your wife!"
Li Peifeng was even more dizzy from these two brain shots, and his eyes lost focus.
Zhao Qingge's voice was stern: "Do you want to destroy yourself? Do you want to destroy me? Four generations of my family have been established by their own conduct, and they have students all over the world. Now that I am here...do you want me to die? Think about it for yourself! "
When he came to his senses, Zhao Qingge had already reached the door. Li Peifeng looked at her back, anger rising in his heart.
Why are you pretending to be a cold and strict teacher with me? Yun Xin Yuexing, do you think I don’t know you? Forget about the sprained ankle, are you still acting with me now?
Without saying a word, Li Peifeng took long steps, smelling of alcohol in his steps, and directly hugged Zhao Qingge's waist from behind. Then, when she screamed, he pushed her against the wall with a little force, tilting her head and chewing on her.
"Evil...disciple!"
(End of chapter)
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