I'm The Hard Rice King

Chapter 1 Have a grudge against Fan?

"The diary of Li Peifeng, a college student at North China Normal University and a non-famous female online literature writer"

The snow on the pool hall is half gone, plum blossoms and I are both bored.

Dadong March 1, 2120.

It is recorded in the grove by the North Huashi Lake.

—Regular people also keep diaries.

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[Dadong March 1, 2121, cloudy. 】

The new semester has started, and I am one year older. When I was 23 years old, I wanted to rewrite my diary on a whim to leave some traces of my last year as a graduate student. One stroke here and there, one stroke at a time, every bit as complete as a piece of shit, and a whole new world.

(Plum Blossom Watercolor Painting), I am ashamed that I cannot paint one-tenth of the beauty of the real thing, just as the camera cannot capture one-tenth of my handsomeness. Thinking of this, I feel sorry for this flower.

[Dadong March 3, 2121. 】

Code words, work out with Brother Yue, date girls, and sleep. Only I didn’t leave time for studying, but I’m not ashamed.

[Dadong March 8, 2121. 】

The school girls are getting bolder and bolder. When I went from the liberal arts college to the supermarket to buy a bottle of water, I was accosted six times within a distance of only 500 meters. I had to wear a mask. From this point of view, girls Equal to a virus.

[Dadong, March 10, 2121, light rain. 】

Literary club party, very drunk. Someone beat his head against the wall while crying for his father and mother; "It's meaningless" and "What's the point of studying hard for more than ten years in a cold window?" ’ ‘I was accepted by the school, and my tutor studied me.’ ‘I am like a duck with a belly full of feed. After graduation, I will be slaughtered by society for meat.’

"As expected of a philosophy major, he loves to talk nonsense."

We commented coldly, and then thought: "Although this fart is meaningless, it smells bad." As a literature major, I feel the same way.

Life is meaningless? Reading is pointless? The biggest stinking fart in the world!

[Dadong, March 9, 2121, overcast. 】

After coding for a day, the new book "One Hundred and Eight Treasures from a Female Queen; I Become a Boss in Liangshan" became a hit after it was put on the shelves, but I felt like vomiting while writing it. I comforted myself by muttering "life", "life" and other bullshit. Then looking at the 50,000 yuan royalties last month, I swallowed the lump in my throat again.

Great, saved a meal.

[Dadong 2121 March 10-September 1. 】

If something big doesn't happen in the future, I won't remember it. It's not because I'm lazy, it's just because it's a big loss. A rough calculation shows that the current order for "The Heroine" is 7,000 yuan. If I type 1,000 words, I can conservatively earn 210 yuan, 21 cents per word, and 21 cents for 100 words! An average of 100 words in a diary means I earn 21 dollars less per day! Twenty-one days, two hundred-one days, thirty days... One year is seven thousand six hundred and sixty-five!

What a loss! What a loss! So I don’t remember it! Damn, writing this down, I lost another thirty-five yuan.

[October 3, Dadong 2121, Lei. 】

There was always thunder at night, and when I woke up early, I seemed to be hallucinating, something strange happened. Never mind, keep coding!

[October 4, Dadong 2121. 】

Damn it, it's true! After writing online articles for so many years, the author has a system, but he is not happy at all.

Because the sense of taste has disappeared, no matter what I eat or drink, my tongue cannot taste it, and my stomach cannot be full after swallowing. My stomach is like a black hole. Yesterday I endured four meals, but I still felt hungry. I didn't even poop when I woke up early.

But I still don’t believe it! This system is dead, there may be some loopholes in the rules, and there is so much food in the world, shouldn’t I be able to eat everything? There will always be something edible, I want to find it...

[October 4, Dadong 2121, night. 】

I tried countless kinds of food today, but to no avail. I went to the hospital for a checkup, but to no avail. They only said it was hypoglycemia caused by fasting. This doctor is really good at farting. In order to take the test, I ate an unknown amount of food in the past two days.

Seeing that I was weak, the kind-hearted nurse brought me some bread and milk from the physical examination center. I ate a big meal, but it wasn't enough, so I shamelessly asked for some more, so I was half full. Never have these two things tasted so delicious.

[October 5, Dadong 2121. 】

I checked my weight when I got up early and lost five pounds. And after many experiments, I have to believe it. Now, no matter whether I use my own money or borrow money from others (including borrowing money from women) to buy any food, it has no effect at all.

It has no taste, no feeling, no nutrition, and cannot maintain the normal functioning of the body. Even medicines like wolfberry and rehmannia pills don't work, and condiments such as salt and MSG don't taste good either. Nothing can enter the stomach except pure water.

If I want to eat normally, I have to eat the food that women want to give me from the bottom of their hearts. It will not work if I change my concept and use tricks.

The greatest absurdity in the world! What's the meaning? What does it mean! What's going on with this broken system? What the hell is a novice task?

Although I am usually a bit dissolute, after all, I am an intellectual who has read the Spring and Autumn Period, and I have a bottom line!

How can a man, a true man, do something and not do anything, and then live in vain? Even if you fucking starve me to death, I won't eat it!

"Did I write this?"

Li Peifeng looked at the diary, his eyes a little dull: "It's true, I wrote it in the morning."

Picking up the pen, he crossed out the entire latest page. After he finished crossing it out, he felt it was not enough, so he simply tore it off.

"Tear~"

Group, group, throw it in the trash.

"Who the hell has a grudge against Fan?!"

(End of chapter)