I'm The Closest Male Friend of Chang'e!

Chapter 267: Love to eat tofu and suffer misfortune

When Chang’e heard the words, she burst into laughter: “Huh, don’t give the old lady close, I think back then, in order to save the people of the world, Houyi Big Brother was not afraid of hardships and fought the Nine Days desperate fight, but you stood behind the shore and used a trick. Take the pot and throw him at him. If he didn’t hide quickly, he would have been smashed into flesh by your pot a long time ago, right?”

“Say, what was your intention at the time?”

As Chang’e said, her face became cold, and she grabbed the Yuantu divine sword in Lin Kun’s hand, and wanted to attack Kuafu again.

Kuafu was taken aback when he heard the words. He probably didn’t expect to see an acquaintance after all. He wanted to go forward and chat with him, but he didn’t expect that the other party was not only not enthusiastic, but also desperately fighting with him.

After a while, he gradually recovered his senses, and a painful expression appeared on his face: “Oh! Sister, you misunderstood your brother and me, I was saving him, not shooting him!”

“I think back then, I was the fifth rank general of Heaven Court, responsible for the patrol and security of the Nantianmen. I have always been diligent and hardworking, but I didn’t want to. I was such an honest person, but I was blamed by a small pawn. It is said that I stole the steamed bun with peach flavor prepared by Friends of Heavenly Emperor Zhang for Taiyin Xingjun.”

“I never eat Steamed bun. My favorite is the tofu in the Queen Mother Yaochi Fairy Palace. Everyone in this Heaven Court knows it, and I don’t know which of the Heavenly Emperor is wrong. Believing that little pawn’s words, demoted me to the mortal world…”

Kuafu stared blankly at the orange-red dome illuminated by the moonstone, and said with emotion.

At this moment, he became abnormally chattering and looked lonely. He was not like the steel man who had fought with Wu Gang Ziyan before, but rather like a child bride-in-law who was abandoned by the big family, with a face full of grievances.

“Ha ha ha ha……”

Just when he wanted to tell everyone about his miserable experience, suddenly, a hearty laughter interrupted him.

He turned his head abruptly and saw Lin Kun’s eyes beaming, staring at his tall black tower with a weird expression, laughing alone there.

“What are you laughing at?” Kuafu asked with an unhappy expression.

Lin Kun coughed dryly, cleared his throat, then looked up at him and said loudly, “You love tofu? Your hobby is very special!”

“But you always eat other people’s wives’ tofu, and they are compassionate. This will bring you down to the mortal world without seeing your heart or worry, and staying quiet. If you are a narrow-minded person, you might be dead long ago. !”

When Kuafu heard the words, his anger suddenly surged, his eyes staring like ox balls, and he shouted at Lin Kun: “What? I like to eat tofu, can’t you? Who stipulated that the tofu in Yaochi Immortal Palace should not be eaten? of?”

“Besides, I’m still the son of the third sister of Heavenly Emperor’s second brother-in-law and aunt, relatives said, what’s up with his wife’s tofu?”

The more Kuafu talked, the more angry he got, his eyes fixed on Lin Kun with an indifferent face, as if he was about to start a fight if he didn’t agree with him.

“What’s wrong? Think about it better than yourself. If your wife always beats a relative who can’t beat her, or is a strong man, she takes to the own bedroom to eat tofu when she’s fine, what would you do? ?”

“Besides, for the sake of Venerable, you went to the Queen Mother’s bedroom to eat tofu every three days. Although you didn’t feel much, but this matter, in the Heaven Court at that time, should have been circulated a long time ago. In order to block Yoyo’s mouth, the Heavenly Emperor designed to frame you and demote you to the mortal world for excuses, instead of directing black hands behind your back to get rid of you, so you can go for fun, and still rant here and shout injustices everywhere. , Not ashamed.”

“In my opinion, you are not wronged at all!”

Lin Kun glanced at him, did not flinch at all, smiled lightly, and said loudly again.

When everyone heard it, they were suddenly stunned, and they all gave up thumbs up involuntarily.

“Oh, I originally thought that Kuafu was unjustly wronged back then, but now it seems that there was a reason for it!”

“Master Lin Kun is really a god and man, this can be analyzed, really cow!” Tao Ji on the side heard this, looking at Kuafu standing not far away like an iron tower, and said with emotion.

When everyone heard this, they nodded again and again.

For this young god general, he became more and more admired.

“Am I really wrong?”

Kuafu was so severely criticized by Lin Kun that he was stupid.

I saw him looking east and west, as if looking for answers on everyone’s faces.

Seeing everyone looking at him with guard, without saying a word, he finally reluctantly retracted his gaze, sat on the ground with his ass, breaking his fingers, and started talking to himself like no one else.

“I’m wrong?”

“wrong.”

“Should you not eat tofu?”

“No.”

“Heavenly Emperor did it right?”

“Done right.”

“Change to Steamed bun?”

“do not like.”

“Or is the tofu delicious?”

“It’s so fragrant!”

“Then I was wrong?”

“Yes!”

He waited until he finished asking the five fingers of his right hand with a serious face, then suddenly raised his head and looked at Lin Kun with a hey smile, and said disdainfully: “Look, I said I was right. You still don’t believe it.”

When Lin Kun saw this, he was suddenly covered with black lines.

Isn’t this an old guy’s brain flooded?

If you judge yourself right or wrong, isn’t this attacking the shield of the son with the spear of the son?

However, after another thought, he was relieved immediately.

Kuafu lived alone underground for more than five thousand years, and no one chatted with him on weekdays. It is estimated that in his spare time, he can only hold his fingers and chat with himself in order to pass the boring and long time. Over time, he suffered from severe schizophrenia.

Thinking of this, he shook his head helplessly, walked slowly to Kuafu, and lightly patted Kuafu’s strong shoulders like cast iron: “Okay well, even if you are right, it’s okay. !”

“I ask you, why did you throw the pot to Houyi back then? Don’t you know that he was doing a great thing to save the common people at that time?”

When Kuafu heard the words, his spirit suddenly came.

Seeing him standing up, his big face flushed, as if he had suffered a great grievance.

“What? I have a problem with the pan?”

“At that time, he was cool, swishing a few arrows, and shooting down the East China Sea for nine days, then he stood proudly on the top of the mountain and began to pretend.”

“But how did he know that after Jiu Sun was in the water, he didn’t die completely. I just chased to the shore of the Bohai Sea, and through the water waves, I saw Jiu Rizheng’s ferocious and unusually urging extra energy, potential water, and rushed towards him. .”

“I was anxious to send a message loudly, but the waves were high, and the northwest wind was blowing at the time, so he couldn’t hear it at all.”

“Seeing that he was about to be filled with dumplings, in a hurry, I threw the iron pot in my hand over, and this covered the scorching sun and saved his life.”

“It stands to reason that I should be praised. Why do you still retaliate with virtue?”

He looked at everyone angrily and shouted loudly.

Hearing the words, everyone immediately petrified.