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Chapter 149: The celebrity in front of the Queen Mother?

After everyone had left, the Queen Mother turned her head and glanced at Lin Kun and the Universe Time and Space Pill that flashed in his hand. Her voice immediately became gentle and soft: “You, the Universe Time and Space Pill, is really strange. Neither of my singing or chanting spells worked. Why did you mention the Seven-Colored Rainbow Bridge and send us back in an instant?”

“Originally, I was thinking, let you take me to the Moon God Temple to observe and observe, now it seems that I can only wait for the next time, alas…”

As soon as she mentioned the Moon Temple, the Queen Mother could not help but sighed with regret on her face.

“This Universe time and space pill, time and time are not working, and Kun Kun I am still groping for the laws in it.”

“As for the Moon God Temple, this one is not in a hurry. When I have a chance next time, I will definitely take Niang Niang to observe.”

“The mother-in-law walks the streets and lanes these few days, she should be very tired, in my opinion, let’s take a rest first.”

Lin Kun’s face changed slightly when he heard the words, then raised his head and smiled at the Queen Mother indifferently.

“Okay, Kun Kun, you can go back and rest, but you have to hurry up on the establishment of the Tiandi Supermarket.” The Queen Mother said affectionately at Lin Kun, who was as rich as a jade.

“Good night!” Lin Kun looked at no one, only then stepped forward, gave the Queen Mother a firm hug, and whispered in her ear.

After speaking, he turned around and strode out of the palace gate without looking back.

On top of the pretty face, a piece of astonished Queen Mother stared blankly at his leaving back, subconsciously kneading the corners of the light blue skirt with her hands…

Lin Kun didn’t go far, but he ran into the hurriedly driving the clouds head-on, coming in to see the Queen Mother Taishang Laojun and Taibai Jinxing.

This old gentleman is unpredictable, so I’d better rush!

Don’t be careful, let him see that I stole his elixir, then stop cooking!

Lin Kun’s brain turned sharply, without delay under his feet, he hurriedly released all the Cultivation Base of his mood and moved forward quickly.

Lao Jun Taishang saw a handsome young man with strange clothes, unexpectedly came out of the Heavenly Emperor’s palace, and his footsteps were brisk, and he seemed to be in a good mood!

This made him suspicious, his brows wrinkled slightly, and he wanted to stop him.

However, the oncoming Lin Kun, as if he hadn’t seen them, swiftly passed by, as if oiled under his feet, and at such a fast speed, he passed by the two in the blink of an eye.

The most common flying technique in the world that day, walking in the sea of ​​clouds, he felt like he walked out of Lingbo’s microsteps.

He had been traveling for a few miles before he slowed down the pace of his advancement. He whispered “It’s dangerous” in his heart, and a thin layer of cold sweat was already drenched on his forehead.

However, just as he let go of his hanging heart, thinking about whether to go to the God of Wealth’s Temple of Wealth to discuss funding, or go to the Guanghan Palace to find sister Chang’e to talk about lovesickness, suddenly, amidst the clouds and mist under his feet, a The soft thing suddenly tripped him, causing him, who was moving forward steadily, to almost fall down.

“Oh, who is this? Are you in a hurry to reincarnate?”

Before Lin Kun had an attack, he saw the front of his body, as if a mushroom was unearthed, and a golden armor god with a crooked mouth and a swollen face that was bigger than his ass came out.

“As the saying goes, a good dog doesn’t stand in the way. What are you doing hiding here?” Lin Kun asked coldly, looking at a golden armored general who was stung by hundreds of thousands of bees.

While talking, he frowned slightly.

It’s selling batches, why do you seem to have seen this product there?

He secretly said in his heart.

“Bold, who do you call a dog?”

“This general is the queen’s fifth rank guard with a knife Jiang Guangshi in front of the majesty, Huangkou child, if you don’t rush to apologize to daddy, you dare to scold daddy, can’t you die?”

However, before Lin Kun could figure out who the person in front of him was, the man snorted and drew out the golden snake sword from his waist, then shouted loudly.

When Lin Kun heard the words, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he laughed straight out with a chuckle.

Damn, who am I? It turns out that it was Jiang Guang who was bewitched by me with the hypnosis Ruyi Scepter and held the cactus as Chang’e girl!

No wonder it looks so familiar.

At that time, I was a women’s clothing, so he couldn’t recognize it naturally!

Lin Kun thought secretly in his heart.

He was still wondering before that the Queen Mother invited Jiang Guang and Mo Lishou into the palace to see him. Mo Lishou had already received the order and went back for most of the day, but the goods hadn’t arrived yet.

But it turned out that the cactus gnawed too hard, making this guy such a ghost, and he didn’t have the face to see the queen mother, and the cat came here!

Jiang Guang looked at his warning without fear, and actually started frowning and supporting his cheeks. Lin Kun, who was quietly thinking, suddenly became a bit stern: “Hey, I am also the celebrity in front of the Queen Mother anyway. You look like this, I really Is it going to be done?”

While shouting, he raised the golden snake sword in his hand and made a posture to chop.

However, anyone with a discerning eye can see that at this moment, his footsteps are vacant and his whole body is bruised, which is already poisoning his lungs. At this moment, let alone hurting people with a sword, even walking is a problem.

Lin Kun looked at Jiang Guang who was pretentious, smiled slightly, and suddenly had an idea.

“The celebrity in front of the Queen Mother?”

“No, in my opinion, brother, you should be the poison in front of the Queen Mother, right!”

Lin Kun raised his eyes and glanced at him, then raised the corner of his mouth and snorted coldly.

“This poison comes from a cactus with iron thorns. The poisoned person lost all his skills on that day and was inconvenient to move. After three days, it became suppurative, and it rotted after five days. After seven days, Sage was difficult to save.”

“This celebrity brother, am I right?”

Soon after Lin Kun’s voice fell, he heard a scream, and Jiang Guangjin’s snake sword fell from his hand, as if it were a depressed ball, and directly knelt in front of Lin Kun with a languishing look.

“It’s all Jiang who has eyes and no beads, dare to ask God Gao’s name?”

“This is the same with Guankou Erlang!” Lin Kun looked at Jiang Guang who was kneeling in front of him, thought for a moment, and said loudly.

I just came out of the bedroom of the Heavenly Emperor and the Queen Mother, only to report to the gods who are related to the two of them, so that I can’t get rid of them.

The Queen Mother is the foster mother of the Erlang god Yang Jian, and the Heavenly Emperor is his uncle. Only borrowing his name is the most suitable!

In this way, it not only conforms to the actual situation, but also appears to be deterrent and has the best of both worlds.

Sure enough, when Lin Kun’s voice fell, Jiang Guang, who was kneeling on the ground, was so scared that he was so frightened that he knocked his head like garlic. While knocking his head, he kept slapping himself in the face: “Damn it! They are all looking at people in the eyes of dogs. Low, I ran into the Lord True Monarch, and I asked Lord True Monarch to have a lot of them. Let’s spare the little ones this time!”

The big, swollen bread-like face became more and more swollen under his continuous whipping, and in the end, he could not even see both eyes.

“It’s not impossible to spare you once, but…I have a condition!” Lin Kun said coldly while looking at Jiang Guang who was so scared.

“As long as you promise me this condition, I can not only forgive you for the following crimes, but also help you remove poison and stop injuries, save your life, how about?”