I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"In addition to Tianshan Tonglao, among the masters living in seclusion in Tianshan, there are also more than a dozen martial arts seniors.

It's just that these people are either loners, have weird tempers, or are lonely. They can't meet those who can be contacted, and they can't get into trouble with those who can't be contacted.

If Mr. Wu can attract the Tianshan Child Elder, you might as well go to Lingjiu Palace to have a look. If you can't attract her, try to see if you can find the female disciple of the Nine Heavens and the Nine Divisions. "

Shen Lian silently calculated in his heart.

Originally, I didn't plan to come to Tianshan Mountain so early. At least I needed to be fully prepared. I took Lu Xiaofeng, Li Xunhuan and other friends to Tianshan Mountain to play and look for secret books.

Unexpectedly, he went to Huashan a few days ago and accidentally discovered many secrets. At the same time, he noticed some special prying eyes. Shen Lian was keenly aware of the crisis.

In order to survive the coming storm in the world and still be a trend-setter in the world, rather than a passerby and commentator, Shen Lian needs to gain stronger strength.

In order to maintain his original intention and bottom line in the years of ups and downs and disputes in the next few years, and to maintain his principles as the six sect gods, Shen Lian needs to gain more experience.

In order to explore the completely annihilated martial arts history amidst the machinations of the old monster and record his own wonderful moments, Shen Lian needs to gain a stronger body.

Although he is not qualified yet, Shen Lian still wants to shout loudly

——Let the storm come more violently!

After dinner, the entrance was blocked with huge rocks, then a simple tent was set up, and after lying in a sleeping bag made of the furs of a dozen snow wolves, Shen Lian fell asleep.

…

Wu Laoda and others went to the Lingjiu Palace to add fuel to the fire in front of the female disciples of the Jiutian Jiubu, hoping to guide the elite disciples of the Lingjiu Palace to deal with "Murong Fu".

Once a conflict breaks out and Shen Lian injures a female disciple of Lingjiu Palace, Tianshan Child Elder will definitely take action herself.

Most of the female disciples of the Lingjiu Palace are orphans adopted by the Child Mother in Tianshan. About 60% to 70% are abandoned babies. They were raised by the Child Mother since childhood and are very loyal to the Child Mother.

Correspondingly, these female disciples are also the comfort of the Tianshan Child Elder, easing the loneliness and helplessness in her heart.

No matter how beautiful the Tianshan Child Mother is, whether she is the most beautiful woman in the country or she is like a girl, she is still an old man in her nineties, and she will naturally have some desire for family affection.

Whoever dares to harm these female disciples, especially those near Tianshan Mountain, will have very tragic consequences.

Three years ago, Hua Feng, one of the "Seven Dead Men" in the world, relied on his ability to attract bees and butterflies, and secretly hooked up with the female disciples of Lingjiu Palace in an attempt to steal the martial arts secrets of Lingjiu Palace. abandoned.

The female disciple who was seduced committed suicide in shame and anger. The Tianshan Child Elder was so angry that she issued a pursuit order and personally imprisoned Huafeng into the dungeon of the Vulture Palace and tortured her with various tortures.

Three years later, he is said to be still alive.

After Hua Feng died and went to the Hall of Hell, he would rather be reborn as a mouse than a human being!

…

The old Taoist who secretly followed Shen Lian just triggered an avalanche and then disappeared completely.

He never seemed to come.

He never seemed to leave.

No one can find his traces, and no one can feel his energy. It seems that he does not exist in this world, and it seems as if he has existed since ancient times.

Perhaps in his opinion, Shen Lian's calculation seemed very childish, so childish that it made people think it was ridiculous.

Perhaps in his opinion, everything in the world is not worth lingering in his heart, and there is no need to be moved by it.

Perhaps in his opinion, although the trajectory of the stars, the cycle of the four seasons, the circulation of vitality, and the reincarnation of time and space are wonderful, they are also boring at the same time.

For a peerless expert, "boredom" may be the biggest motivation. If one day, he completely loses interest in the world, it will be the real end.

Or shatter the void!

Or self-destruct!

Or at the last moment of life, direct a "supreme drama" that will be passed down for thousands of years.

Never underestimate boring masters, because no one can predict what shocking things these boring people can do just for fun.

Most of these people's brains are abnormal!

…

According to the map, the tomb of Tianchi Weixia is near Tianchi. At this time, the secret has not been spread, and no one can be seen except for pilgrims.

Tianchi was called Yaochi in ancient times. During the reign of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, the "Yaochi Protectorate" was established under Bogda Peak.

Yaochi is naturally related to the Queen Mother.

Tianchi is divided into East Small Tianchi, West Small Tianchi, and the Big Tianchi in the middle.

West Xiaotianchi is also known as Jade Girl Pond. It is said to be the place where the Queen Mother washes her feet. The popular saying is the Queen Mother's Foot Basin, and the elegant saying is Longtan Biyue.

Dongxiaotianchi is also known as the Black Dragon Pond. It is said to be the place where the Queen Mother washes her face. The common saying is the washing stream, and the elegant saying is the bathing basin.

There are waterfalls "Jade Belt and Silver Curtain" in the West Xiaotianchi, and there are waterfalls "Hanging Spring and Flying Waterfall" and "Crocodile Spitting Pearls" in the East Xiaotianchi. It is said that these are the Queen Mother's bathing water.

Not to mention the Queen Mother's face and feet, why are they so big? Is she bathing with the Fa Tian Xiang Di on?

Just talking about the relevant rumors made Shen Lian give up the idea of ​​drinking water. To be honest, Shen Lian really wanted to taste the pure, natural and pollution-free sweet spring water of Tianshan Mountain.

But this is either bath water or foot-washing water. How can you get it out of your mouth? Can you live forever?

The Queen Mother was also unlucky. Her dojo was in Kunlun Mountain, and her name was the Queen Mother of the West. She wanted to take a bath, but she had to come to Tianchi.

Who would have thought that bathing for gods would be so troublesome?

No wonder the immortals practice magical powers such as flying in the clouds and mists, flying golden light across the ground, and the Five Elements Escape.

Looking at the Tianchi that was as bright as a jade plate in front of him, Shen Lian's mind was filled with thoughts, and then he secretly said a few sins.

It’s not that I want to blaspheme the gods, nor that I have to think wildly. It’s just these rumors that make people unable to help but think wildly. Surely the Queen Mother won’t blame me?

The Jade Emperor?

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are colleagues. Shen Lian arranged in his mind that the Queen Mother has a romantic relationship with the Jade Emperor?

Just don’t blame Emperor Donghua!

If the emperor blames me, please send down your magical power and let me see how powerful the innate pure Yang god is!

Shen Lian was thinking wildly, his mind was inevitably running wildly, and his thoughts were endless. One moment he was thinking of washing feet, and the next moment he was thinking of gods.

Just when Shen Lian was arranging Emperor Donghua, the clouds in the sky changed, and a ray of sunlight shone on the snow-capped mountains in the distance like a divine sword that created the world.

There was only a "bang" sound, and the thousand-foot-high snow peak that had been standing for hundreds of millions of years began to collapse crazily from the middle.

Shen Lian:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

What a revelation!

So is it inappropriate for me to enter Tianchi?

I don’t have the hobbies of a certain basketball superstar!

The more I think there is a ghost, the more random thoughts I have.

The more random thoughts you have, the faster your thoughts change.

Many ideas hidden in my mind collided crazily, bursting out with sparks of wisdom.

Shen Lian held a wine pot in one hand and a cup in the other, and he actually beat the Eight Drunken Immortals all the way outside Tianchi.

Lu Dongbin, drunk and extremely powerful at lifting a pot!

Lan Caihe, single-handedly toasted and defeated!

Zhang Guolao, drunkenly threw a cup and kicked him!

He Xiangu, bending her waist to drink wine and wander around drunk!

By the time he reached the end of the display, Shen Lian was completely intoxicated and fell into the cold Tianchi.

The clear water enveloped Shen Lian and stimulated Shen Lian's spiritual consciousness, allowing Shen Lian, who was in the state of epiphany and complete selflessness, to maintain a trace of sanity when sparks of wisdom burst out and his thinking was most active.

Those accidental insights, fleeting and forgotten as soon as the dragon appears, are clearly imprinted in my mind.

When he was apprenticed to Wei Qingqingqing, Wei Qingqing created a special mental method for Shen Lian to maintain his mental state. Since Shen Lian's hard training, various insights have emerged one after another, and he has broken through to the seventh level of mental method.

This level of mind is called "Crazy Heart", which means that the mind is confused and inspired, but the heart is turbulent and easily eroded by inner demons.

Shen Lian had just made a breakthrough this time, and his body fell uncontrollably into the Tianchi. The cool water of the pond kept his heart clear, allowing Shen Lian to avoid inner demons and external demons, and he could survive the biggest crisis when he broke through without any danger.

As long as we get through this crisis, in the future, no matter how much we break through our mind and no matter how random our thoughts are, we can maintain a little clarity and find our own glimmer of hope.

By the time Shen Lian sank to the bottom of the pool, he had completely stabilized his post-breakthrough state. He turned over nimbly, confirmed his position, and paddled quickly towards the distance.

Shen Lian's water skills may not be as good as Chu Liuxiang's, but he is physically strong and has learned skills from an old sailor. He can move in and out of the water as freely as a swimming fish.

The treasure map of Tianchi Monster is not complicated. The only test set is the ice and snow of Tianshan Mountain.

As long as you can defeat the ice and snow of the Tianshan Mountains and the bitingly cold Tianchi Lake, you will be qualified to inherit.

When half of the air in Shen Lian's self-made "oxygen cylinder" was consumed, Shen Lian found a special underwater secret passage, which was obviously the entrance to the tomb.

The structure of this entrance is very special, and there is a special kind of vitality fluctuation. The water flows lightly through the entrance, but does not penetrate into the secret passage.

Shen Lian's eyes flashed, knowing that if he entered it, the vitality structure would be destroyed immediately.

Therefore, when passing by, the entrance must be blocked with true energy, otherwise the water in the pool will pour back, and even if Shen Lian can turn into a swimming fish, he will be squeezed into minced meat.

There was still air left in the oxygen tank, so Shen Lian was not in a hurry to enter. Instead, after completing the calculation, he flew in suddenly and then blasted out with palm power.

The moment he entered, the balance was destroyed, and the waterproof vitality film dissipated. Then the palm force quickly replaced the position, re-establishing the balance, and expelling the pool water from the secret passage.

"Huh...huh...huh..."

Shen Lian took three deep breaths in a row to relieve the numbness in his arm. Although the speed was fast enough, the water pressure was too strong and he was still injured.

"Hey...there is air here!"

Shaking his sore and numb arms, Shen Lian suddenly realized the strangeness of this secret passage. Not only was there air here, but the air was also very fresh, no different from the outside world.

"That means there are vents here!"

"That's right, although Tianchi's weirdo has great martial arts skills, he is not good at building tombs, so he must ask for help."

"These vents are not left by Tianchi Weixia for himself, but for the craftsmen. The craftsmen are responsible for the outer construction, and he is responsible for the internal arrangements."

"I'm afraid that when the tomb is completed, the craftsmen don't know what they are doing. Even if they know, they will not be able to dive under the Tianchi due to their physical strength."

"Experts all like to build tombs like this! Especially experts who like to leave behind martial arts secrets!"

"Qiao Beiming's tomb is in the volcano, and he needs a jade bow as the key. The tomb of Tianchi Weixia is in Tianchi. If he lacks eyesight, mind, and strength, he will die if he lacks any of them!"

As Shen Lian walked forward, he complained about the quirks of his senior masters in order to relieve his frantic heart.

"No, no, Tianchi Weixia is a senior martial arts expert who has reached the pinnacle of martial arts. Qiao Beiming was completely autistic and lost his heart in martial arts after being beaten by Zhang Danfeng."

"The tricks left by other people's senior masters are a sure-fire way to turn defeat into victory. The so-called three-trick trick left by Qiao Beiming is actually a way to break up a fight."

"A great demon in the martial arts world, but he relies on the flow of equipment to win. This is really..."

"……Oh my God!"

Shen Lian was suddenly startled.

This surprise is truly extraordinary.

The secret passage was not the Tianchi monster before, but a giant monster of more than twenty feet. Although the monster had turned into withered bones, the shape of a spiritual snake could still be seen.

But instead of long snake bones, sharp claws can be seen. The head is not a snake head, but has sharp dragon horns, resembling the legendary dragon.

It is said that during the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors period, there existed strange beasts that looked like dragons, snakes, and phoenixes. There were peerless masters who created unique skills based on the strange beasts and left behind related peerless treasures.

There are martial arts that can turn the body into a dragon, there are orbs that can control wind and rain, and even the colorful crystal mother that casts the dragon soul sword and phoenix blood sword is the condensed essence and blood of dragon and phoenix.

When Shen Lian traveled around the rivers and lakes, although he had never seen a real dragon or phoenix, he had seen many rare and exotic beasts. There are also records of rare and exotic beasts in the history of the rivers and lakes.

For example, the hero Guo Jing has a blood-colored exotic bird that can catch snakes with sharp claws, and an exotic white eagle that can carry people.

For example, Yang Guo, the Condor Hero, has a huge golden eagle that is nearly one foot tall. This golden eagle is a strange beast raised by Dugu Qiubai in the past. It understands human nature and swordsmanship.

For example, the land god Zhang Sanfeng had a giant python that reached the sky when he was young. He also raised cranes, watched the duel between the giant python and the tortoise, and created the Tai Chi Xuan Gong.

For example, Zhang Wuji encountered a white-faced ape. For example, when Xie Xun was on Ice and Fire Island, there was a strange beast specially used for hunting. For example, on an island in the South China Sea, there was a golden-haired suanni that could feed on ligers and tigers...

In myths and legends, snakes and insects can evolve into dragons through practice, and dragons are one of the stages.

In Jianghu history, Xuanyuan and Chiyou fought decisively on the Zhulu battlefield. Xuanyuan had Yinglong under his command, and Yinglong was the final stage that Jiaolong could evolve into.

A divine beast of that level could kill Shen Lian with just a sneeze. Who could make Ying Long surrender except for an ancient sage like Emperor Xuanyuan Huang?

Although the flesh and blood of the Fujiao corpse in front of me has turned into white bones, its value is still inestimable.

The spine can be tempered into whips and hard bows, the bones in the waist and abdomen can be made into daggers, and the sharp teeth can be made into throwing knives or arrowheads.

The most precious thing is Jiaojin, which is the best bowstring material in the world and can make the best crossbow.

If you take out part of the skeleton, use the dragon tendons as bow strings, use the teeth as arrows, and then find several skilled craftsmen, you can make a super crossbow.

The penetrating power of this kind of crossbow is definitely not as high as that of a bed crossbow, nor is it as brilliant as a peacock feather, but it is most suitable for martial arts masters, because only crossbows made of pure natural materials can perfectly match the true energy and blood.

No other material, no matter how precious, cannot be more suitable for conducting Qi than dragon bones.

Shen Lian has a lot of research on crossbows. If he asks a skilled craftsman like Zhu Tingyueqing to tailor a crossbow for him, and add dragon tooth arrows, he can shoot the most perfect arrows, which may be comparable to Xiao Li's flying knife. .

If you don't go out, you will be sad, if you go out, you will be sad!