I'm Shenji, what are you doing?

Chapter 624 Printing money on site

The table collapsed.

What's all the fuss about.

As the only "god of nature" in the world, a candidate U.O., a higher-ranking being than the Phantasmal Species, Erquet is even more tyrannosaurus than a humanoid tyrannosaurus. It's a piece of cake to demolish a building with bare hands or run faster than a sports car.

Under normal circumstances, he will deliberately control himself so as not to cause damage to the surroundings, but once he gets excited, his control will weaken. Fortunately, she pressed the table with the palm of her hand, and the quality of McDonald's standard tables was pretty good. Otherwise, diners would have seen the fantasy scene of cutting tofu through the table with her hands.

Of course, even just pressing it down will attract everyone's attention.

The young man sitting at the next table also imitated Arquette's posture and raised his feet off the ground, placing his whole body weight on the dining table. The dining table was still intact, which fully proved the quality of McDonald's hardware facilities.

And Shinji also reacted. With one hand, he pushed Arquette, who was muttering "so fragile," back to his seat. He raised his other hand high and said in English:

"Sorry, we went too far. How much does the table cost? We will pay the original price."

The waiter at McDonald's had never encountered this situation, so he quickly found the store manager and finally gave a price.

Shinji didn't bargain. Although the Matou family is not as rich as the rest of the country, the family's assets are enough for the family members to squander, and there is no need to worry about a small amount of money.

But when he took out his wallet to pay the bill, he was embarrassed again - he didn't bring enough money.

Shenji's wallet is a new one. The previous one may have been in the Po River, or it may have been in the sea. In short, it was lost. The documents, bank cards, etc. inside can be replaced, but it will take a lot of time. Before Shen Er could get it when he left home, he had some cash in his wallet. Although Shinji often goes abroad and has the habit of putting U.S. dollars in his wallet, he was at home after all, so he only put a few symbolically. It was enough to eat, but not enough to pay for the table.

"Uh, do you accept Japanese yen here?"

"Sorry, we don't accept Japanese yen. Sir, you can choose to pay by credit card." The store manager replied.

"The key is that I don't have a card with me. Is it possible that I have to eat Overlord Meal?"

Shinji muttered softly and turned to look at Arquette, asking without any hope first.

"Do you have any money?"

"No, but I should have a way. In short, I just need more paper like this."

Arquette said as he took out a green note from Shenji's wallet.

"That's right."

Shenji nodded, feeling an inexplicable uneasiness in his heart.

The next second, the anxiety came true. Arquette's eyes turned from red to gold, and then identical US dollar bills appeared out of thin air, with no difference even in numbers.

Well, just now I was lamenting the emergence of a fantasy scene, and now it has appeared. This is no longer a problem of eyeballs on the ground, but an eyeball falling to the ground and being stepped on.

But the culprit proudly claimed credit: "Hey, so many things are not enough."

"That's enough, friend Pong, please stop for a moment."

Shenji finally managed to hold back the emotions that were surging in his chest. First he glanced at the surveillance above his head, and then he sketched the runes in the eyes of the frightened onlookers, performing the suggestion magic that a magician must master to walk in society.

"Nothing happened, you didn't see anything."

"Yes...nothing...didn't see anything..."

Affected by the runes, ordinary people in McDonald's repeated the same words in unison. After saying it several times and making sure that there would be no problem, Shenji stopped hinting.

"Huh, it's really not easy to hint to so many people in one breath."

"What? You can do it in one go with my 'Magic Eye'. Shenji is really useless."

After hearing Arquette's complaint, Shinji's emotions that he had finally suppressed surged up again.

"Whose fault do you think it is?! Didn't you use your abilities indiscriminately, so why did I go to such trouble to deal with the aftermath?"

"I didn't use it indiscriminately, I just used it a little bit."

A little bit indeed. Although banknotes are man-made, their structure is simple and there are samples available, making it easy for Erquid to copy them.

"That's also misuse. You promised me to ask for my permission before using your power."

Having the experience of being led to sprint 100 meters in one second, how could Shenji not make preparations first? Unfortunately, he still underestimated the princess's ability to run off the line.

"I, it's okay if I'm wrong."

Seeing that Arquette was in a low mood, Shenji's expression softened and his voice became much softer.

"It's not that I insist on holding on to your mistakes. Money is the foundation of human society, and a little bit of confusion may cause big problems. It's very troublesome to explain in detail. If you are interested, I will find a book for you, and you can study it slowly. .”

"No, if you say it's troublesome, it must be very troublesome. I won't watch it."

"You..."

Arquette wrinkled her nose in disgust, which also made Shenji's mood brighter. Her Highness the Princess has such charm. However, this charm can only be detected by beings related to mystery. This is also one of Shenji's preparations - Elquitt's true charm is fully activated, and the sanity of ordinary people will collapse in an instant, regardless of gender.

"Forget it, just don't watch it if you don't want to. Just remember what I said. Don't do this kind of thing in the future. I don't have enough money to solve it."

Maybe it's an exaggeration to say this, but for a good magician, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.

Erquette said "Oh", pointed at the replica banknotes suspended in the air and asked: "What should I do with these? Are they destroyed?"

"You've already made it, so don't waste it. Just change the last three digits of the code, and don't repeat it."

"Is that so?"

A golden light flashed in his eyes, and the numbers immediately changed. No matter how many times I see it, Arquitect's ability is always amazing - this is the legendary humanoid money printing machine, which prints money on the spot, and it is real money that even the U.S. Mint cannot verify.

"Yes, that's it, let's go."

Shinji first counted out a sufficient amount and handed it to the store manager behind the cashier. Then he put the remaining bills into his wallet, not forgetting to wipe off the suggestive rune before leaving.

With a snap of fingers, the fast food restaurant returned to normal order. Only the clerk standing at the door could faintly hear the conversation between the man and woman walking away.

"Say, you won't have a headache using 'Fantasy Realization'?"

"It still hurts, but it's getting better."

"It seems that you have gradually become accustomed to human 'voices'. Should I also find a place to try my magic?"

"Okay, okay, let's go right now."

"No, we have to go somewhere before that."

"Where to go?"

“Wherever you can make international calls, your cell phone is out of battery.”

"Cell phone? What is that?"

"This is it."

"It looks fun. Well, I can't understand this structure for the time being."

"Then you slowly understand. If you still can't understand, I'll buy a few more for you to take apart and play with."

"Hehe, Shenji is the best."

PS: Arquette’s on-site printing of money is not a random fabrication by a traitor, but it comes from a certain “Tsukihime” animation that has been obliterated and does not exist in this world. Arquitect invited Shiki to dinner and performed a live printing of money while paying the bill at the checkout counter. This scared Shiki and fled with Arquitect, which also paved the way for Arquitect to work as a graphic model to make money later. He also lamented that making money is not difficult at all. (Nonsense, as for your face and figure, which star can compare to you? The person who invited you to take pictures made a lot of money, right? By the way, I also want to lament that that person didn’t have a seizure in his head or have any evil thoughts, otherwise he would be considered weak. A princess in this state can also tear up Japanese enemies at will.)

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