I'm ripping off the Marvel world.

Looking at Coulson's vigilant appearance, Jiang Chen waved his hand casually, and then added:

"Please rest assured, Wangcai and I are both law-abiding citizens and will not kill you. "

"By the way, what is the purpose of your coming to me, can you get to the point directly after talking for so long. "

"Are you civil servants so inefficient at work? I wonder what I'm paying for my taxes. "

After speaking, Jiang Chen just looked at Coulson and waited for his reply.

"That, that..."

"I'm here to determine if you have superpowers to cause harm to the people, if you have an anti-social consciousness. "

Under Jiang Chen's natural tone, Coulson actually felt as if he had made something wrong, and even his tone was unconsciously weakened a lot.

It wasn't until he had said these words that he came back to his senses.

Damn, that's not right.

I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, the kind with papers, why are you a murderer more justified than me.

Shouldn't I have been interrogating you in the first place, but now it seems like you're questioning me.

Seeing that Coulson seemed to have reacted a little, Jiang Chen hurriedly took advantage of the victory to pursue.

"Anti-social consciousness?".

"Are you funny? If I had an anti-social consciousness, I wouldn't have opened a store here, and I wouldn't have let you know about me so easily. "

Jiang Chen pretended to be angry and said, his face full of anger at being wronged.

Coulson also heard what he wanted to express from Jiang Chen's words, as if it wasn't they who discovered Jiang Chen's abnormality.

Instead, they deliberately exposed themselves so that they could lure him to the door.

"Then Mr. Jiang Chen, what is the matter with you coming to us?" Coulson's eyes flickered a few times and he asked.

It's just that a few thugs have died, it's not a big deal, and now he is even more curious about what Jiang Chen's purpose is to lure him in with so much effort

"I want to do business with you. Jiang Chen finally had a serious look on his face, and said directly.

"Do business?" Coulson was even more confused, what kind of business can you do with a grocery store and our secret service organization.

"See these things behind my back, you may not believe me. "

"They're all legendary magic weapons!".

"You can try it out and then tell your head, I'm sure he'll be interested. "

"Magic weapons?".

"Is there really such a thing?".

Seeing Coulson's questioning look, Jiang Chen directly took a novice wooden sword from the wall and threw it to him without saying a word.

Coulson subconsciously took the wooden sword he threw over, and only after he got it in his hand did he realize that this wooden sword was different.

It didn't look like a wooden product at all, and it weighed much heavier than a normal wooden sword.

"Mr. Jiang Chen, what is this?".

"An enchanted weapon made of thousand-year-old ebony plus magic. Jiang Chen said 'seriously'.

Immediately, Coulson was shocked, although he didn't know what a thousand years of ebony was, but it sounded really tall.

"Don't just look at it, there's a place to test the sword over there, you go and try the effect, and then we'll talk about it. "

As he spoke, Jiang Chen pointed to the big piece of iron in the corner that was still rusty.

Coulson nodded, and walked in front of the iron block with the wooden sword.

He looked at the iron under his feet, and then at the wooden sword in his hand.

He hesitated for a moment before slashing at it.

I saw that the wooden sword only paused for a moment when it came into contact with the iron.

Then, as easily as a hot knife slicing butter, he cut off a corner from the huge piece of iron.

The cross-section is extremely smooth, as if it were machined.

Coulson's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the intact wooden sword in his hand in a daze.

I don't know if it's hard to believe that a wooden sword can cut through iron, or I can't believe that magic really exists in this technological society.

I was stunned for a long time before I came back to my senses.

"Mr. Jiang Chen, this..." Coulson didn't know how to describe it for a while.

"It's called the Millennium Ebony Sword. "

"In addition, we have a series of magic goods such as Celestial Glass Armor and Ten Thousand Miles Swift Boots. "

"And they have the same effect as this ebony sword?".

Coulson looked at the wooden sword in his hand, staring at the thing on the wall behind Jiang Chen with some expectation.

"Of course, it can only be stronger than it. "

"For example, as long as you wear the Heavenly Treasure Glass Armor, you can put protection on your whole body. "

"Attention, I'm talking about the whole body. "

"Even if someone shoots you in the eye, you'll be unscathed. "

"The Miles Boot can more than double your speed, and if you wear it, an average person can go to the Olympics and win a few gold medals. "

"In addition to this, we also have a treasure-level treasure, the Holy Water of Life. "

"As long as people still have a breath, they can come back to life after drinking my potion, and they can grow back with broken arms and legs. "

Jiang Chen gestured as he spoke, exuding confidence from his hair to his toes.

Like a pyramid scheme boss, he constantly instills in Coulson the concept of how awesome his products are.

Finally, after all the introductions were completed, Jiang Chen, who was still excited on his face, stood up and stared at Coulson's eyes and asked

"Well, Agent Coulson, I think you're going to be interested. "

"That's... How much do these things cost?".

Coulson, who was completely overwhelmed by Jiang Chen's momentum as a pyramid scheme leader, asked cautiously.

"Not expensive, not expensive. "

"A thousand-year-old ebony sword, only $10,000 a piece."

"Tianbao glazed armor only costs $100,000 a pair. "

"Thousands of miles of speed boots, only $50,000 a pair. "

"The life potion is more precious, 500,000 US dollars a bottle. "

"Good quality and low price, large quantity is preferred. "

As he spoke, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth showed a smile like a profiteer.

Under Jiang Chen's smile, Coulson subconsciously put the novice wooden sword in his hand on the desk.

What about 10,000 US dollars, it's all his two months' salary, what if he loses it?

In fact, the so-called agents are not as profitable as everyone thinks, and some are not as high as some programmers.

The reason why they don't seek fame or profit, and they still work so hard is because they have been brainwashed by patriotism since they were children.

It's no exaggeration to say that most agents are more patriotic than presidents.

That's right, almost all agents generate electricity for love.

Coulson himself is a prime example of this.

This brainless fan of the American team, in order to emulate his idol, resolutely devoted himself to protecting the country.

Even if my head is tired and bald, I don't have any complaints.

And the agents are still pit generation after generation....

Ahem, slip of the tongue.

The agents are still passed down from generation to generation, and they continue to carry forward this spirit.

When it can't even recruit people, S.H.I.E.L.D. will invest in Hollywood to make a few secret service-themed movies.

In order to brainwash those young people who have not yet realized the darkness of society, infinitely magnify the advantages of agents, and deliberately ignore the fact that there is a great possibility of family ruin after becoming an agent.

Groups of people flickered into S.H.I.E.L.D. one after another.

Otherwise, how could S.H.I.E.L.D. agents die one stubble after another, and there are so many people.

And Jiang Chen couldn't help but show a vicious smile when he looked at Coulson's calm and unhurried attitude from the beginning to the current panic.

At the same time, I was even more satisfied with the talisman I had bought at a high price.

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