I’m really not a scumbag

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Leisurely afternoon.

Chen Jun chatted with Xia Keke and Chen Ling for a while, and the two women stopped when they said they wanted to take a lunch break.

He fell asleep early yesterday night, and he was not sleepy for a while.

Read novels, play games, browse forums.

He saw a post on a forum with the title: “If girls give you these fruits, maybe it means something else!” ”

Thinking that yesterday Ji Zifu and Tao Lulu had sent him apples and bananas respectively, so he ordered in——

Although he understood that some things were pure, it was a way to entertain.

Basically, all the fruits I see every day are written, some are explained according to homophony, and there are endless nonsense according to the meaning of the fruit and the story behind it.

Chen Jun browsed casually and found the meaning of apples and bananas.

The landlord said that apples represent peace because they are sent to each other on Christmas Eve.

The banana represents wisdom, because Shakyamuni ate the banana to gain great wisdom.

“Boring.”

Chen Jun looked down at everyone’s reply posts, and one of them called “Qingmeng Ruxi” replied very interestingly: “The girl gave you a banana, it was to eat you.” If you send an apple, think about its English pronunciation! ”

“apple？”

Chen Jun was stunned, and quickly thought of a word.

Run away!

“Tao Lulu can be right, Ji Zifu’s words…”

Chen Jun smiled and didn’t take it seriously.

After browsing the forum, there are no interesting posts, so I went to X to watch the video.

Click on the software, and the red and bright private message number 99+ in the upper right corner is often conspicuous.

“Since those videos were recommended by the website, a bunch of people have sent me private messages, and I don’t know if there are any benefits? As far as I know, some Internet celebrities have benefits to see from time to time, even female Internet celebrities, there will be some male fans who send photos. ”

Chen Jun thought of what he encountered before, male fans sent some strange photos to female anchors and Internet celebrities, such as selfies in some places, which made people cry and laugh.

“Maybe some female fans will send me too?”

So he clicked into the private message.

Anyway, idle and browse from top to bottom.

Most of them are relatively normal in private messages, most of them praise him for his talent and good playing, and a small number ask if they can ask for a WeChat ID, or want to pull him to join a certain group.

And a bunch of small ads…

“I don’t even know if you’re male or female, add WeChat? If you want to send a selfie, if it’s a tank, don’t add it. ”

Chen Jun said to himself, but anyone who asked for contact information but did not send a photo would not be approved.

Of course, if the other party’s avatar is a beautiful photo of a beautiful woman, he will still think about it a little.

There are not no photos in private messages, and some photos are quite infuriating…

Chen Jun just wants to say that this kind of photo is a little more!

In short, he read through the private messages with relish.

“Hey, take a selfie!”

Chen Jun saw a pure girl who usually took a selfie, but an ID photo with a red background.

Through his scrolling up, there were four main messages from girls to Chen Jun

The first one: “Hello, I like you a lot!” I’ve mastered a lot of musical instruments, and I’ve been learning guqin and pipa recently, but I can’t play it well…”

The second one: “Today I turned over the works again, how good it would be if you were by my side, I can ask you for advice!” ”

Article 3: “Can I ask you for a contact information?” ”

Article 4: “Why don’t you reply to me, I’m your loyal fan!! ”

And then below is the inexplicable photo.

The message was sent two days ago.

Chen Jun sent the WeChat number over and sent a small expression covering his face.

Not one more word.

High cold, but can be added to each other’s friends.

If Chen Jun behaves very anxiously, or enthusiastically, he will easily fall into passivity in the process of making friends.

With the first harvest, soon there was a second!

After continuing to flip through more than thirty private messages, Chen Jun saw another selfie.

However, unlike the stranger last time, this one is somewhat familiar!

The photo is a selfie of a beautiful woman, but after beauty treatment, at least whitening, dermabrasion, in short, Chen Jun saw it at first glance, did not recognize the other party, and after a few more glances, he remembered Guo Xiaoyu’s girlfriend.

That’s right, it’s Song Qian!

She asked Chen Jun for a WeChat account that night, when Chen Jun was still a masked singer.

Chen Jun entered the number into her phone, and she did not add it later.

“She actually asked me for a number again…”

He couldn’t help but sigh how there could be such a coincidence under the sky.

Several messages sent by Song Qian to Chen Jun basically expressed admiration, and also mentioned that she was recently interested in a certain musical instrument, and could she ask for a contact information for advice.

“Is it her?”

Chen Jun was not too sure.

Mainly because the photos have been processed, some local commissions are really not right.

For example, the nose is a little smaller, and the eyes are bigger.

If it is really Song Qian herself, Chen Jun just wants to say that it was originally very good-looking, but after the P picture, there is a sense of unreality, it is better to take a real selfie!

“Do you want to add friends?” If you send her the main number, you should be recognized. ”

Chen Jun thought for a moment and muttered, “Send her the penguin number, pay a little attention when chatting.” ”

He typed on his phone: “Give you the penguin number, I only add some familiar relatives and friends on WeChat, do not add strangers, my penguin number is…”

Chen Jun was not worried about the Penguin being seen by Guo Xiaoyu.

Since having WeChat, everyone seems to be more willing to use WeChat to chat, and Guo Xiaoyu also uses WeChat frequently, so he has not added a penguin number to Chen Jun.

Click Send…

Chen Jun’s finger stayed on the button and did not really click it.

“Dispose of the Penguin first.”

Chen Jun wanted to apply for a trumpet, but for some future considerations, he chose to rectify the Penguin.

For example, the avatar and nickname were changed slightly, but there was not much content in the penguin space, and some content that exposed identity was deleted.

After doing this, he went to the search engine, entered the penguin number, clicked to search, and sure enough, more than a dozen pieces of relevant information popped up.

All of them are the records of him asking for seeds in some forums and post bars before.

Use your previous account to delete these posts that may negatively affect you.

After everything is processed, click send again!

Far away in a female dormitory at Zhonghai University.

Song Qian is bored watching X videos, browsing barrages, and occasionally posting one or two.

Suddenly, the private message in the upper right corner lit up.

“It’s another private message from the official event sent me.”

Song Qian has experienced two or three ups and downs, and every time she clicks in, she is full of expectations, and the result is a little open, his mother is such and such an activity, or such and such a function update.

This time, she had no waves in her heart and clicked on the private message.

The UP lord called “Monarch 666 is too cold and does not reply for two whole days.”

“Wow, whoa, it’s him!”

Song Qian was originally lying in a corpse state, sat up straight, and carved out a mold with the zombie.

The three roommates looked at each other, Song Qian stuck out her tongue, embarrassed: “It’s okay, hehe, it’s okay…”

“Are you really all right?” They could tell from Song Qian’s smirk that something good must have happened to this little girl.

“It’s okay, hehe.”

Song Qian immediately copied the number and added it.

After that, he also gave Guo Xiaoyu a screenshot and sent a message: “Xiaoyu, the male god replied to me, whohahaha!” “_

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