I'm Really Not A Peerless Expert

Chapter 368: Melting Iceberg

After getting up in the morning, Chen Fan aroused the sleeping queen.

The empress opened her eyes wearily, glared at Chen Fan in confusion, then turned over and continued to fall asleep.

Chen Fan smiled slightly, did not continue to tease her, and got up.

If this were placed in the face of the empress Wu Zetian in ancient times on the earth, if she dared to tease the empress in this way, she might be pulled out and chopped off.

And the current empress, looking at his eyes, had a touch of shyness in her anger.

Chen Fan suddenly felt that his heart was born.

After getting dressed and going out to wash, Chen Fan came to the front yard and ran into an old man with bloated eyes. Chen Fan was shocked.

“National Teacher?” Chen Fan asked uncertainly.

This old man was really ugly facing, his eyelids bulged, and he looked like a blind man.

“Master Chen!” Shuai Fantian hurriedly saluted Chen Fan.

“Master, what’s wrong with your eyes?” Chen Fan asked curiously.

Shuai’s squinted eyes, originally there was only one thread, now it is so swollen that there is only one seam that is almost negligible.

Chen Fan doubted whether he could see the way.

“I was accidentally bitten by a bug last night!” Shuai Fantian said with mixed feelings in his heart.

Secretly slandered in my heart: master, master, you are too capable of pretending, you deserve to be the god of acting!

It’s not because of peeping at you that my eyes were hurt by your domineering spirit, and you asked me what’s wrong?

“Oh, why are you so careless, let me take some medicine to wipe it for you!” Chen Fanqiang held back a smile.

There are so many people in the global village who have not been booked by bugs before, and he was taken special care of when he came, and he only stared at him.

It must be the bugs of the global village. They were all shocked by his earth-shattering face, and decided to leave his own masterpiece on top of his supernatural face.

“Don’t bother Master Chen, he will be well soon!”

Shuai Fantian waved his hand hurriedly.

Just kidding, this is the punishment from the master, how dare he trouble the master again.

“Okay, then you be careful. Where are you going now?” Chen Fan did not force him to be the state teacher of the Chen Dynasty. You don’t need to think about it to know that it is a terrific Practitioner, who can stare at him. It’s definitely not simple.

Even if Chen Fan is a god of medicine, he may not be able to cure well, so he didn’t ask for trouble.

“I’ll just go around here, it’s okay, Master Chen, go ahead and leave me alone!” Shuai turned Heavenly Dao.

Chen Fan asked him to be careful and walked towards the kitchen.

At this time, the kitchen was burning and smoking, but things seemed a bit wrong.

The smoke did not go out from the chimney, but from the doors and windows.

When Chen Fan came to the door, he was choked with tears and hurriedly covered his eyes with his sleeves.

In the kitchen, there was a violent coughing sound, and I saw a person squatting in front of the stove, blowing desperately with a bamboo tube.

The more you blow, the bigger the smoke.

The man was mopping the floor in red, with long hair and a phoenix hairpin inserted in his back. He was glamorous and noble.

But at this moment, it gives people a down-to-earth, silly feeling.

A look of surprise appeared on Chen Fan’s face, and he hurried in.

“Phoenix, what are you doing?” Chen Fan asked.

The woman turned her head, revealing a big painted face, especially the black circle around her flaming red lips.

Chen Fan almost couldn’t help laughing.

Is this still the unparalleled, glacier Phoenix?

Since going up the mountain, Phoenix has been eating and drinking for nothing, and has often given Chen Fan a cold face and a back view that is thousands of miles away.

Never did anything.

Early this morning, how do I think about making a fire?

“Master Chen, I…I want to make some life soup.”

“Give you a drink!”

After Phoenix finished speaking, he smiled shyly and lowered his head slightly.

Oh, I’m going…

Chen Fan was stunned.

Phoenix actually makes soup for him?

Phoenix still laughs?

Phoenix is ​​still shy?

Is the sun coming out from the west?

Not to mention, Phoenix, who was already cold and beautiful, with this smile, quite a glacier that never melted, suddenly ushered in the first ray of sunshine.

That feeling is simply colorful and beautiful!

“Let me come!”

Chen Fan squatted down and reached for the tongs next to him.

Phoenix wanted to stand up and let go, but her skirt was too long, and it was already tangled with the wood in the kitchen. Phoenix just got halfway up and tripped and fell over Chen Fan. Come.

Chen Fan, who was in a hurry, only felt a flower in front of him.

Puff!

The soft body hit him full of arms, and then he was knocked to the ground.

Time and space seemed to freeze at this moment, and their breathing stopped directly.

After staring with big eyes and small eyes for a while, Phoenix screamed and turned into a tabby cat’s face, which instantly burned red. I want to stand up in a hurry.

Ouch……

Tripped again.

This time, the fall was stronger.

She fell firmly on Chen Fan, and Chen Fan smashed to the ground.

At this moment, it is really still!

They can clearly feel each other’s breath and temperature.

Can see the pores in the delicate skin of the other party.

In addition, the heat emitted by the two bodies is intertwined, and then transmitted to the other’s body, so that the two people who are already hot will instantly feel like they are about to explode.

Phoenix panicked!

This was originally designed for her by Holy Maiden of Yaochi, and she also implemented it according to the design of Holy Maiden of Yaochi. The effect was perfectly presented and even exceeded expectations.

But just because she exceeded expectations, she was a little panicked, who had lived for several lives and tens of thousands of years.

“do not move!”

Suddenly, there was a quiet sound, Phoenix, who was ready to use his whole body to solve the problem, suddenly softened.

Suddenly, he was anxious, panicked, expectant and helpless.

What does it mean for an expert to keep her still?

Do the masters like the way they get along now?

I go……

Experts are too… cheap.

If this is seen by others, it wouldn’t be too much to find a seam to drill down!

Phoenix is ​​a little irritable, a little disgusted.

However, she did not dare to move.

“You can’t stand up at all now, if you move, we have to fall down!” Chen Fan explained.

Phoenix immediately wanted to find a place to sew and drill down.

It turns out that I misunderstood the meaning of an expert.

I came to seduce the superior by myself, and ended up in such a fate, yet he still dislikes the superior and commits the inferior?

Phoenix Phoenix, you are the one who is guilty!

Phoenix only felt ashamed, and asked in shame, “Then… what should we do now?”

“You support the ground with your hands, and then I slowly move out, and then I will help you straighten out your clothes, so that you can stand up.” Chen Fan resisted the irritability and kept himself awake.

Phoenix held up his hands in Yiyan, but now it made Chen Fan feel uncomfortable.

He didn’t dare to delay, hurriedly moved his body and got out from under Phoenix’s body. After finally separating, Chen Fan stood up and let out a long sigh of relief, and hurriedly helped Phoenix straighten out his skirt.

“The kitchen is messy. You can’t wear such complicated and precious long skirts in the future.” Chen Fan reminded him, and hurriedly turned his head to look away.

“Um……”

Phoenix replied shyly, carrying the skirt and fled.