I'm really immortal

In fact, Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan joined forces, but Liu Changan was still fearless. At worst, they would be caught face to face and tied together, and their butts would be spanked here and there.

Shangguan Dandan filled the thermos pot with water, threw in the effervescent tablets, listened to the violent bubbles, and quickly tightened the pot lid, then walked behind Liu Changan, and quickly jumped to the sycamore branch while he was not looking. Sit on.

Liu Changan looked back at her and didn't say anything like "You don't have the strength, how did you jump up the tree?"

She can even use the "Invisibility Technique", so what's the use of telling her these words.

At this time, there was a sound of heavy objects rolling down the corridor. Zhou Dongdong came down from upstairs, rushed to the door of Liu Changan's house, put his toes against the door, squatted half-squat with his other leg, pressed down, and raised his hands. Lift high.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan saw her movements while sitting on the recliner.

"Huang Huifeng's kung fu!" Zhou Dongdong watched a kung fu movie starring a man named Li last night.

"It means one hand is raised and the other is facing forward, which means to come over. You are raising your hands to surrender!" Liu Changan understood, it was the Huang Feihong signature created by the actor in the Once Upon a Time film series. action.

Zhou Dongdong pulled his hands together, but he didn't understand Liu Changan's meaning, so he stopped imitating it. He stood on the stairs and prepared to jump, and said to Liu Changan: "Brother Changan, do you believe that I dare to jump down from here? "

"I don't believe it." Liu Changan glanced at the entire staircase and shook his head.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment and asked loudly: "Don't you usually believe it?"

"I don't believe it today."

Zhou Dongdong shook his hands a few times, but gave up proving that he dared to jump down. Zhou Dongdong is smart and brave, and is not a stupid child. Jumping like this will not prove that he is brave, he will only fall to the ground first like The bad guy who was killed by Huang Huifeng remained motionless, and then was beaten by his mother.

Liu Changan watched her jumping downstairs holding on to the handrail, laughed, and waved. Zhou Dongdong jumped down the stairs and ran to Liu Changan and took out 500 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Liu Changan.

"What?"

"Mom said, let me give you five hundred yuan, and then take your mobile phone... I will use your mobile phone to buy food at Sister Dandan's canteen from now on." Zhou Dongdong said expectantly, the pocket money given by his mother, Usually five yuan is the most!

My mother only gave me five yuan as a gift for the New Year! Zhou Dongdong wanted to transport the sheep dung balls back from Nanshan Ranch, but he could only earn five yuan.

Now his mother gave him five hundred yuan. Although it was meant to be kept with brother Chang'an, it also made Zhou Dongdong feel like the kind of kid he had seen in kindergarten before who could go to the supermarket and buy anything.

"Well, let's go." Liu Changan handed the phone to Zhou Dongdong casually. He took a look at Shangguan Dandan's vending machine. It could only scan the QR code to pay. It did not have the function of inserting coins or receiving banknotes.

Most of the things Shangguan Dandan sells are expensive, but there are also cheap ones. Those are some snacks she bought at Aunt Xie's canteen that she has not finished yet.

For example, Aunt Xie sells planet cups for five cents each in the canteen, but she sells them here for five cents.

These children just don't learn well, but if you let them use their mobile phones to buy things, play games, etc., they will become very smart.

Zhou Dongdong took a small stool and placed it in front of the vending machine. He climbed up and clicked on the touch screen. His fingers hesitated between chocolates starting with 3 and chocolates starting with 5, but he chose the chocolate starting with 3.

5-3=2, the remaining money can be deposited with Brother Changan for next time.

Zhou Dongdong scanned the QR code, then pressed the secret 6 and 8 that Chang'an brother often used. The payment was successful and he bought a box of chocolates.

"Giggle...dong dong is so cute." Shangguan Dandan giggled while sitting on a branch, glanced at the payment account on his mobile phone, and drank water with satisfaction.

Liu Changan turned around and glanced at Shangguan Dandan suspiciously. He took the mobile phone from Zhou Dongdong and came back to take a look. Zhou Dongdong bought the chocolate from 3888!

Obviously, neither Zhou Shuling nor Zhou Dongdong could have imagined that the items in the vending machine in Shangguan Dandan could be so expensive!

Zhou Shuling only thought that five hundred yuan would be more than enough to support Shangguan Dandan. Zhou Dongdong, a child, had never imagined that there were such expensive things in the world. She usually followed Shangguan Dandan to buy food. The price is tens of yuan, but Shangguan Dandan never buys any snacks or snacks that cost more than fifty yuan.

Seeing that Zhou Dongdong had opened the box and started eating, Liu Changan turned his head and made a mouth gesture to Shangguan Dandan: Refund!

Don’t retreat! Shangguan Dandan also responded to him with his lips.

Liu Changan decided to call 12315 to complain against her. Children who play mobile games and spend 648 can be refunded, and Shangguan Dandan, a black shop-style vending machine, should also be refunded.

Zhou Dongdong fed Liu Changan while eating by himself.

Liu Changan was a little embarrassed. Just eat it. If you have to ask Shangguan Dandan for a refund, is there any hope?

Don't eat it... Looking at Zhou Dongdong's face looking forward to sharing the delicious food with him, Liu Changan still opened his mouth, 3888, just 3888.

Shangguan Dandan giggled again. She knew that when Liu Changan opened his mouth, it meant that the 3888 was definitely in the bag.

Zhou Dongdong went to feed Shangguan Dandan again. She stood under the tree and threw it up. Shangguan Dandan moved up and down, stretched out his head and opened his mouth very flexibly to catch it.

After playing for a while, Shangguan Dandan twisted his hair around the tree trunk, stretched it out and tied it together, making a swing for Zhou Dongdong to sit and play.

Liu Changan was still lying lazily and glanced at the sky inadvertently, but he thought of the animals in the zoo.

The animals always look leisurely and at ease, lying here motionless day after day. In the eyes of some outside powers, do they look like animals in a zoo?

It would be great if there were really great powers from outside the realm. Maybe they could blow themselves up. This is also an opportunity. Maybe they could understand a higher level of material civilization, spiritual civilization, cultivation civilization, and the core of alien civilization, thereby improving their abilities. Awareness and understanding of one’s own existence.

He had never thought about what he would do if he was ashes. After all, he had never really died, so he lacked the awe and vigilance of ordinary humans towards death. This was also his failure as a human being.

Hey, this is understandable, after all, it hasn’t been long since I started learning to be a human being. Who hasn’t had a learning process?

"Dan Dan, what is your biggest failure as a person?" With the attitude of brainstorming, Liu Changan turned around and asked Shangguan Dandan, who actually didn't know how to be a person at first glance, who would tie up someone's hair and play with it like a swing?

Upon hearing this question, Shangguan Dandan glanced at Liu Changan, then touched his thermos, pursed his lips and said nothing.

You shouldn't ask her. Liu Changan reflected for a moment and then asked Zhou Dongdong, "Zhou Dongdong, what is your biggest failure?"

"Not gray."

"Is that your biggest failure as a human being? You can't even fly!" Liu Changan felt that his introspection was useless. He shouldn't ask Shangguan Dandan. Could he get some enlightening answer by asking Zhou Dongdong?

"Come up for breakfast!" Zhou Shuling shouted from upstairs, and Lu Si'en also yelled.

Lu Si'en likes to accompany Zhou Shuling to make breakfast, because when Zhou Shuling makes breakfast, she likes to taste a little for herself and then feed a little to Lu Si'en. The dog's body shape has been changing from a mighty one to a round one.

Liu Changan still found out something through reflection, and Zhou Shuling was also one of the people who shouldn't ask her philosophical questions.

Zhou Shuling's philosophy of life is actually very simple: serve Liu Changan well and make delicious food for Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan.

When they came upstairs to have breakfast, Liu Changan saw that Zhou Shuling's mobile phone was charging. It seemed that Zhou Shuling found that her mobile phone was out of battery when she woke up in the morning, so she gave Zhou Dongdong money and asked her to scan the QR code with Liu Changan's mobile phone.

How important it is to charge your mobile phone in time, which cost Liu Changan 3888. It can be seen that the widespread anxiety about power among people is understandable and necessary.

He didn't tell Zhou Shuling how much Zhou Dongdong had scanned. The excitement brought by Zhu Juntang, a sheep, had made him deeply understand Zhou Shuling's mood. We were all in the world, so we should not do to others what we don't want others to do to us.

Of course, if he hadn't been involved and Zhou Dongdong had provoked Zhou Shuling into being beaten, Liu Changan would still have liked to see this scene.

After breakfast, Lu Si'en sent Zhou Dongdong to school as usual. Zhou Dongdong brought a bag of mulberry leaves and prepared to teach Song Taozi and other students who were willing to learn invisibility.

This is the danger of Shangguan Dandan. She carries an aura of intellectual pollution that will spread out.

Zhou Shuling tidied up and put on lipstick. She originally wanted to put on some makeup, but thinking about Liu Changan sitting at the entrance of the corridor, she couldn't leave with her face covered, so forget it. He would see him later. , if you can say a good word in your mouth, even if the ancestral grave of Zhou Shuling is filled with smoke again.

I've seen Qingyan before, otherwise how could I have met him? Zhou Shuling was annoyed with him, but also felt sweet and warm in her heart. When she came downstairs, she rolled her eyes at him and went to the store.

"Why are you looking at me?" Liu Changan asked, touching his neck.

Of course Zhou Shuling would not reply to him with "What are you looking at?" She twisted her waist and swayed her hips like a spring breeze that couldn't be hidden, which was too provocative.

"Xiao Ling is really easy to give birth to. She can give birth to many children." Shangguan Dandan followed Liu Changan's gaze and landed on Zhou Shuling's butt, and then read a poem: "I don't wake up when I sleep in spring, I hear the singing of birds everywhere, and the sound of wind and rain at night , I know how many flowers have fallen.”

After reading the poem, Shangguan Dandan gave Liu Changan a meaningful look, and then went to deal with the friends who came to visit Shangguan Dandan's canteen.

"Dan Dan, this is too expensive for you." Aunt Xie, as a senior canteen practitioner, put forward her opinion with a smile.

In fact, when she woke up early in the morning, she saw this thing displayed outside, very conspicuous.

This is a vending machine. Placing it in a community would definitely be a threat to the canteen's business. But when she came over and took a look, she knew that the status of her canteen in the community would not be shaken. What Shangguan Dandan was selling was not in the community at all. consumption level.

It should be said that if her vending machine is placed in a five-star hotel with international luxury standards, it will be about the same...it is estimated that not many people will buy those snacks worth several thousand yuan.

"I've sold a lot!" Shangguan Dandan took out the sales record on his mobile phone and showed it to Aunt Xie.

Aunt Xie looked at the sales and was immediately shocked. But then she looked at the sales records. They were all sold continuously in a short period of time... You put the sales on the vending machine and prepare to rely on it to increase the turnover, and then Enter the world's top 500?

But she wouldn't say anything fussy, anyway, Shangguan Dandan's vending machine would not affect her canteen business.

"Dan Dan, are you selling a miracle elixir?" Old Man Qian said, pointing to a transparent glass jar containing three chocolate balls and selling the product for 1999.

"Her planet cups cost five yuan each."

"You know how to do business. The business is so big that when playing cards, if the fifty cents are wrong, you can recalculate it two or three times!"

Shangguan Dandan turned a deaf ear to the suggestions and criticisms of his friends. Anyway, as long as he had enough daughters-in-law, his business would grow bigger and bigger.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Dandan leaned over and sat on Liu Changan's lap, raised his hand and touched his head. He would still have to work hard for him in the future. After all, it can be seen from Qin Yanan's performance that his daughters-in-law will eventually be more greedy for his body. Excessive demands.

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