I'm really immortal

Qin Yanan sat down with her waist in her arms. Even though she was pregnant, her demeanor was still elegant and charming.

He casually took off his coat and sat down, immediately raising the average number of visible busts in the living room by several levels.

She didn't come to her brother's house many times, but except for the electric radiator, she basically bought all the other appliances... Hey, the TV seems a little different. Maybe Dandan cutie took one away and her brother bought a new one. return.

Her cell phone rang, Qin Yanan picked it up, and Zhu Juntang's angry voice came immediately: "How long will it take for you to come back? I'm going to sleep!"

"You sleep on your own, annoying, not a baby."

"I became a baby sheep today, so I still have some baby side effects, and I need the warmth of NeiNei to be able to sleep."

"Ask Zhongqing to sleep with you." After saying that, Qin Yanan hung up the phone.

Liu Changan listened to the general idea and smiled reluctantly to show that he didn't have any unnecessary emotions.

"Do you think that now that Zhu Juntang has learned how to transform, would she want to try to make herself bigger?" Qin Yanan asked curiously, pointing to her chest.

Zhu Juntang always claims that she is the most beautiful and lovely girl in the world and is perfect, but in fact she has a very strong obsession with breasts.

"She must have tried it, but she just didn't succeed." Liu Changan said doubtfully. Zhu Juntang only likes to have her wishes come true or tell others to realize her wishes. For things that require her own efforts, even if they are very strong wishes, And rarely takes action.

For example, when she tried to control her explosive power, she felt that she had tried her best after ten times. When trying to make her breasts bigger, she probably just yelled "big, big, big" and the like. If she didn't succeed immediately, she would give up.

There was obviously no blood relationship, but there was some strange inheritance. Liu Changan glanced at Shangguan Dandan, the representative of the Best Sect.

Shangguan Dandan was staring at her vending machine. It was the core of the canteen and had just been repaired. Shangguan Dandan didn't dare to unplug it for the time being and carried it downstairs.

She decided not to unplug the plug today and left it in Liu Changan's living room. But with Liu Changan as a naughty child, Shangguan Dandan was not very relieved, so she had to sit next to the electric heating table to sleep at night, keeping watch over the automatic Just a vending machine.

Feeling Liu Changan looking at him, Shangguan Dandan didn't quite understand his look, but he still reached out to hold Owl in his arms and touched him as a warning.

"Xiaotang is still very young. Don't be too harsh on her." Shangguan Dandan is still very satisfied and fond of Zhu Juntang. "I will teach her the invisibility technique with Dongdong tomorrow."

"Invisibility?" Qin Yanan did not doubt whether Shangguan Dandan knew the invisibility technique at all, but was a little surprised. At the same time, he felt that when Zhu Juntang learned the invisibility technique, everyone would understand the profound meaning of the idiom "the chicken and the dog are restless".

Liu Changan waved his hand, signaling Qin Yanan not to pay attention to this issue. He had already thought of Shangguan Dandan with Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong, and the three of them had a mulberry leaf on their faces.

At this time, Zhou Dongdong, who was only wearing a set of thermal underwear, came down from upstairs, grabbed a barbecued squid and stuffed it into his mouth.

"I...I just ate a little bit, and my mother took me away. I will definitely be too hungry to sleep at night, so I have to eat a few more." Zhou Dongdong was a little cold, so he climbed into Liu Changan's arms and sat down He said while eating.

"You go ahead and eat. No matter how much you eat, you will still have a ring of meat around your waist." Liu Changan pulled the edge of the thermal blanket to cover her body.

"Why? Mom can grow eight rings of flesh, but I want to grow more!" Zhou Dongdong said unconvinced.

"Because thin people gain weight in circles and gradually become a sphere. You have reached the limit and completely become a sphere, and the shape is fixed." Liu Changan explained.

Zhou Dongdong turned to look at him. He didn't understand, but he didn't care much. After all, growing eight rings of meat was not as important as eating a lot of barbecued squid.

But Zhou Dongdong had just eaten four, and Zhou Shuling rushed down and drove Zhou Dongdong to sleep with a bamboo stick.

"Why is this squid so small? Is it missing a few pounds?" Zhou Shuling discovered this problem shrewdly and ate the very small squid. It was very small and would definitely not make Zhou Shuling grow a ring of flesh. , so it’s okay to eat it.

"If you want to eat, feel free to eat. Don't worry about gaining weight." Liu Changan looked amused. He stood up and took a small bowl with some squid and handed it to Zhou Shuling. "Take it and eat it, so that you two won't worry about food." And then couldn’t sleep.”

"I don't have any!" Zhou Shuling tugged at the hem of her warm clothes and glanced at Qin Yanan with some embarrassment. She noticed that this rare visitor who didn't often appear at home had a mocking and teasing look on her face, so she took it over and explained. : "I... I'll take it up. The main reason is that Zhou Dongdong will wake up hungry if she doesn't have enough to eat."

"Go, go." Liu Changan patted her soft shoulder. Zhou Shuling's whole body felt a little soft, and it felt particularly good.

Seeing Zhou Shuling walk out again, Qin Yanan said with some emotion: "Zhou Shuling has a really good figure. After a winter, there is not much fat on her waist. When the weather gets warmer, she can wear beautiful clothes again. "

Girls often don't mind growing a little fat on their bodies in winter. They can only worry about it when the weather gets warmer and quickly find ways to lose weight.

"Yaya has a good figure too. Let's sleep here tonight." After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, he recited a poem: "Sichuan brocade lichen is... not long... cricket, gray wolf, golden thread..."

She couldn't finish reading because Liu Changan covered her mouth just after she read the words "Sichuan Brocade Lichen".

Shangguan Dandan was reading poems in front of Liu Changan. The idiom "Liu Men read poems" is similar to describe it. When Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, Liu Changan knew that what she was thinking of was Liu Yong's "Butterfly Love Flower·Phoenix". "Qiwu".

Sichuan brocade lichen silk walking barrier, winding corridors, quiet night leisurely search. The jade carvings are on the crescent moon. Zhu Fei looked at each other with half-hidden eyes. The rotating warm fumigation furnace warms the tent. The beautiful branches of Yushu lie beside each other. The mandarin duck embroidery was turned into red waves.

The first part of this poem is okay, but "Yuanyang embroidery was turned into a red wave" can be said to be very obvious.

Shangguan Dandan stayed in Qin Yanan. Who else here could be caught up in the red wave with her? Of course Liu Changan couldn't let her talk nonsense and make the atmosphere very awkward.

"What are you doing? Bullying Dandan!" Qin Yanan didn't know why. After all, he was not Shangguan Dandan's baby like Liu Changan. Without that kind of tacit understanding and understanding, how could he guess the following words from the four words Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth? ?

Liu Changan hugged Shangguan Dandan and covered half of his face. Shangguan Dandan's face was small, and only his eyes were moving.

She didn't resist. She finished reading the poem vaguely and unclearly, then picked up the thermos and wanted to drink water, but her mouth was covered and it almost fell into his hand, so she had to give up drinking and took the water. Touching the thermos pot means being unfilial.

"You should go back and sleep with Zhu Juntang first, so that Zhu Juntang will not have another excuse tomorrow for not sleeping well and not going to school." Liu Changan said to Qin Yanan.

"I'll stay with Dandan tonight!" Qin Yanan has other things to do, so there's no need to pay attention to Zhu Juntang's big baby. The baby in her belly is in urgent need of help growing up.

"Stop reciting poems!" Liu Changan warned Shangguan Dandan carefully, and then slowly let go of her mouth.

After taking a look at the palm of his hand, he saw that she had bitten his teeth again and it was still stained with saliva. Liu Changan didn't dislike it very much, so he wiped his hands and didn't care anymore.

"Why aren't you allowed to read poems in silence?" Qin Yanan still stood on the Queen Mother's side and helped to speak.

"She usually recites poetry to stir up trouble, ridicule, and laugh at others. She never uses it seriously." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Isn't this normal? The ancients often wrote poems for these purposes. For example, the famous line of pear blossoms crushing begonias is Su Shi's joke on others? Eighteen-year-old bride, pale hair and red makeup. Mandarin ducks under quilt On a double night, a pear tree weighs down the begonias." Qin Yanan said with a slight blush on her cheeks. If you want to be sexy, you have to be these educated people.

Most intellectuals are quite interesting as long as they don't govern the country and guide people's livelihood.

"Giggle..." Shangguan laughed three times, and then drank water.

Liu Changan glared at Shangguan Dandan. He knew that she was smiling like this because he was trying to stop her from pronouncing "Mandarin ducks embroidered in red waves", but Qin Yanan still read out "Mandarin ducks embroidered in pairs for a double night", which was almost the same.

"Okay, then I'll clean up the guest room." Liu Changan stood up and was about to go to bed.

"No, I'll stay with Dandan tonight... Dandan, can I sleep with you?" Qin Yanan sat down at Liu Changan's seat, holding Shangguan Dandan's arm and said.

"I'm going to sit here tonight and look at my canteen. It's okay if you accompany me." Shangguan Dandan nodded solemnly. In the past, if there were any large-scale events in the harem that required the Queen Mother to attend, they would always be accompanied by concubines.

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