I'm really immortal

Shangguan Dandan's skirt was kicked up by her little feet, revealing two small bells hanging from embroidered pink balls on her insteps. The crisp sound mixed with her song, full of innocence and joy.

But the sound suddenly stopped, the happiness on the small face disappeared instantly, and the big eyes flashed with uncertainty, and the vending machine bent the Queen Mother's young spine like the huge pressure of life.

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth slightly, looked to the left, then to the right, and then stood up straight stiffly.

After thinking about it, Shangguan Dandan closed her eyes. When she opened them again, it was as if she had practiced some kind of celestial eye technique. There was only the white of her eyes left.

Liu Changan was startled by her. He put his hands in his pockets and kicked his heels, jumping three steps back.

Feeling that it was not very safe, Shangguan Dandan put down the vending machine, then took out a mulberry leaf from his sleeve pocket and placed it on her forehead, immediately covering his face.

The invisibility technique was activated, so he couldn't see the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother didn't see him either.

Shangguan Dandan carried the vending machine again, as if it had paused, and pressed the start button again. The scene continued to play, and she sang songs and jumped up and down, and continued to carry the big guy home. .

Liu Changan stood there and watched her finish her performance, then touched his neck. Sure enough, in the entire Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, the most weird and abnormal thing was Shangguan Dandan.

Others have abnormal thinking, incorrect outlook on life, or abnormal brains to choose from, but Shangguan Dandan is abnormal in all of them.

Liu Changan remembered that he had once rolled his eyes to scare Han Zhizhi's suitor Wu Fan, but it was just a little game between normal humans. Shangguan Dandan rolled his eyes, but it made Liu Changan think for a moment that she was about to show her original shape and transform. So be a little wary.

Looking at the city that was gradually shrouded in smog and light pollution, Liu Changan couldn't help but think that the myths and legends of the past, where monsters and monsters had strange backgrounds, all took place in deep mountains and old forests, in the wilderness, and in ruined temples. But now there are real monsters, and they must be breeding in the city. A prosperous place.

A prosperous place is always accompanied by negative energy such as desire, corruption, darkness, etc. Aren't they the nourishment for monsters and monsters?

No wonder those alien beasts flocked to the county sand one after another. Some of the alien beasts, represented by Zhu Ni, also liked to hang out in the bar street.

After all, Shangguan Dandan is a big monster with an old-school style who is clean and pure. What people always love most is coffins. When they see a broken coffin in the wild, they will feel close to it and want to go in and lie down.

It’s good to not forget your original intention.

Liu Changan walked to the barbecue stall and ordered three large portions of grilled squid. After he finished thinking about the behavior of demons and monsters in the new era with the development of society, the grilled squid was ready.

"three hundred?"

"I've given you a small change, handsome boy."

"The snacks from the online store, barbecued squid, cost 20 yuan a pound."

"Brother, give it a try. If you finish it and think it's not worth 300, then you can pay as much as you want and I'll give you change!"

"As you say, then I won't negotiate the price." Seeing that the boss is so confident and Liu Changan is also a generous person, why should he negotiate the price?

Taking a large box of BBQ squid home, Liu Changan tasted one first. Sure enough, it was not comparable to the spicy BBQ squid from online stores. It was crispy, tender, and juicy. When you bite it lightly, it feels like The juice is so refreshing that the whole mouth is enjoying it.

The baby squid in the online store is dry and woody. It can't be compared with the freshly grilled squid. Especially since the boss chopped the squid tentacles and added some butter to it. It tastes great. No wonder they are so confident in selling it for such a high price.

He brought the barbecued squid home and was about to invite the big ones and the small ones to have barbecue. He saw a vending machine that took up a lot of space in the center of his small living room. Shangguan Dandan was surrounded by the vending machine that could not be started even if it was plugged in. The vending machine was spinning around, with Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong making suggestions.

"You don't know anything, why are you coming up with such blind ideas?" Liu Changan passed by them quietly and called the mother and daughter over for barbecue.

Zhou Shuling is really enthusiastic and is not attracted by the barbecue, but Zhou Dongdong is like a disconnected Bluetooth accessory that is automatically connected to another signal source.

"Brother Chang'an, do you want me to guard Sister Dandan's canteen by myself?" Zhou Dongdong stared at Squidward, still worried about Shangguan Dandan enthusiastically.

"No need, don't think about it, go to school honestly." Liu Changan bluntly rejected Zhou Dongdong's hope.

But he also knew that Zhou Dongdong, a child, had perseverance in certain things. For example, she once wanted to ride a dog to school. During that period, Zhou Shuling had to chase her off the dog every day before she could walk on her own. School.

Zhou Dongdong made a sound, but did not indicate that he accepted the reality or decided to persevere. He just ate the squid on his own. In short, this was the most important thing.

Shangguan Dandan felt dizzy as he walked around the vending machine. He fumbled around in the vending machine to no avail. Finally, he staggered to the electric heating table and started eating squid while sobbing.

"Chang'an, please help me think of a solution." Zhou Shuling said distressedly. When a cute little girl like Shangguan Dandan cried, Liu Changan could only turn a blind eye, but Zhou Shuling couldn't.

"I can't even repair a drone." Liu Changan shook his head. If he was asked to do the traditional seventy-two professions, he would be the top pick in each of them. But facing the gadgets of the new era, with his current skills Technical reserves and knowledge reserves really can't do much.

He is closer to modern skills, that is, repairing cars, driving cars, maintaining cars, playing with cars, debugging, maintaining and improving cars.

Shangguan Dandan had stopped sobbing and looked at Liu Changan with squinted eyes. When he said no, he started sobbing again and reached out to take the owl and hold him in his arms.

"Today... I walked for a long time today... I just found this canteen and spent a lot of money to buy it... How could it not be used?" Shangguan Dandan had tears in his eyes, shoulders hunched, and squid in his mouth. The baby was full, so he stopped talking and swallowed calmly.

It actually said it was a canteen. It seemed that Zhou Dongdong was infected. Liu Changan was stared at by Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan. He sighed and got up to look at the vending machine.

"Where did you buy it?" Liu Changan observed it for a while, then found the snail buckle and other places to open it, and found nothing wrong with it. He did notice that this thing was very new, but there were scratches, peeling paint and bumps. The place is rather suspicious.

"Scrap...waste collection station." Shangguan Dandan stopped stuffing squid into her mouth so she could reply. After all, her canteen was more important, as it was related to Shangguan Dandan's career and future plans.

He actually went to the scrap collection station... Liu Changan looked at the nameplate logo inside the vending machine, and then said to Shangguan Dandan: "You are probably stolen goods. Someone stole the new machine and sold it to the scrap recycling station. The scrap station And I’ll sell it to you...your clever Queen Mother."

Shangguan Dandan tilted her head to look at him. What does this stolen goods have to do with her, the Queen Mother, who wanted to open a canteen and make money by staying at home every day?

——

Recommend a new book from a friend.

Author: Former rice noodle shop owner

Book Title: "My Ex-Boyfriend Said He Came Back from Cultivating Immortality"

Introduction: My sister looks exactly like my ex-boyfriend when they were young. What are the possibilities? It must be a coincidence.

Click the link below to collect.