I'm really immortal

Qin Yanan is not a player who specializes in playing kitchen knives or collecting whetstones, but he also prepares whetstones ranging from 400 mesh to 10,000 mesh.

"Mesh" represents the thickness of the whetstone. A 400-mesh whetstone is suitable for sharpening and smoothing gaps, while a high-mesh whetstone is relatively fine and can grind the knife to a mirror effect.

Liu Changan planned to cut the thin end of the pig tail into small sections of about one centimeter, and cut the thick end into thin slices.

This kind of processing requires two knives. Liu Changan did not rely on his own strength and planned to make full use of the knives. This was also a kind of enjoyment.

Qin Yanan can always bring him all kinds of satisfaction. She is good at cooking, her kitchen knives are also very good, and of course... she is a better person.

Liu Changan finished beating the whetstone and was about to test the knife and start sharpening it when Zhu Juntang opened the kitchen door and jumped in front of Liu Changan.

"Yeah!"

Seeing that Liu Changan didn't even look at him, Zhu Juntang had to scream.

When Liu Changan turned his head, Zhu Juntang turned around and faced him with his diaper-covered butt.

Liu Changan sharpened his knife hard with an expressionless face. The knife was not broken and the whetstone was not cracked, which showed that he was emotionally stable.

"I am a sheep baby, I want to drink from grandma, and I want to sleep with Qin Yanan tonight." Zhu Juntang said delicately.

Sharpen the knife.

Keep sharpening the knife.

"I am a baby, do you admit this?" Zhu Juntang feels that she is cute and cute. Whether as a fairy or as a lamb, she is so lovable and loved by everyone.

Liu Changan put down the knife in his hand, wiped his hands, took a video of Zhu Juntang with his mobile phone, and then sent it to Su Mei. P.S.: How about sending a sheep to your place to form an Antarctic zoo?

"Are you making a video to post on WeChat Moments? Everyone will definitely like it. After all, a lamb wearing a diaper will make people feel cuter than ever before." Zhu Juntang said with some anticipation.

Just as Liu Changan was about to transform her into a truly cute sheep, a video request was sent over at a temperature of dozens of degrees below zero, and Liu Changan answered the call.

Su Mei in the video looks like the third wife. In fact, if you look carefully, you can see that the main difference between Su Mei's real appearance and the third wife is her temperament. The facial features are actually 70-80% similar.

This is similar to Liu Changan's habits. The difference between Liu Changan, Ye Chenyu and Liu Jianshe is also the difference in age, status, professional temperament. If you just look at the facial features, you can see that they are quite similar.

Your temperament and grooming can sometimes really make your close relatives and friends feel that you are completely different. So if you can't find a boyfriend or girlfriend, don't rush to deny yourself. Start by dressing up and grooming yourself.

"Look at this sheep." Liu Changan changed the camera and asked Su Mei to look at Zhu Juntang.

Because Liu Changan was still pointing the camera on the back of his phone at him, Zhu Juntang was a little suspicious, but he held his head up habitually, trying to show some pride.

But what does a sheep look like with pride? It was probably just a sideways glance. In order to express his disdain, Zhu Juntang turned around and faced the camera with his butt wrapped in diapers, shaking it a few times.

"Is this Xiaotang?" Su Mei would send a video request as the third wife. Of course, she knew what the sheep in the video sent by Liu Changan was like.

"Yes." Liu Changan responded. If Zhongqing knew it, it meant that Su Mei also knew it. But she didn't expect that Su Mei was so calm that her daughter had changed. She just ignored her and Liu Changan was here to manipulate her. The sky is being bumped by a sheep, being bumped by a sheep, and is so angry that it will be deformed.

"Zhu Juntang!" Su Mei shouted.

Hearing his mother's voice, Zhu Juntang realized who Liu Changan had sent the message to. He was immediately frightened. He kicked his hooves wildly and scratched on the ground. He refused to run. Instead, the sheep stumbled and hit the door. on the door, knocking a hole in it.

The sheep's head got stuck in the hole, and it kicked and kicked with its hooves until it finally pulled itself out. However, it heard its mother's screams again, and fell to the ground with palpitations and tense limbs, triggering the sheep's stress symptoms again. Fainted stiffly.

After confirming that Su Mei had seen this scene, Liu Changan came closer with his mobile phone and took a close-up of Zhu Juntang's whole body, especially staying on his diaper for ten seconds. Then he turned the camera again and looked at Su Mei is adjusting her expression in the video.

"This is your daughter. Look at the good daughter you gave birth to." Liu Changan also said calmly.

"Actually... transforming into a sheep is also a superpower. She has just realized that if she learns to transform into a sheep today, she may learn to fly into the sky tomorrow." Su Mei said with a hint, hoping that he would understand that this was her biological daughter.

"It doesn't matter if she can only transform into a sheep. Do you know that she needs to be escorted by me personally every day now so that she won't skip class? Even so, she still wants to skip class whenever she gets a chance. When she went to class today, she actually brought a smoke bomb! Do you think she will bring a bomb next time?" Liu Changan did not often communicate with Su Mei, but whenever he had the opportunity, he would accuse her face to face to let her know how failed her education was.

Su Mei thought for a while and asked: "When I was here last year, she didn't seem so presumptuous, right?"

Liu Changan nodded, that was indeed the case. Last year, Zhu Juntang also skipped classes willfully, but not as much as this year.

"It was only after I left that she learned to change into a sheep when she was around you, right?" Su Mei asked again.

Liu Changan was a little wary, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, since I handed her over to you, she has become less interested in studying and more playful. I sent her to the Nanshan Ranch because I followed your master's instructions, right? But she was there You learned how to transform into a sheep, and then how did you deal with it?" Su Mei looked at Liu Changan calmly.

Liu Changan was speechless for a moment, shaved off Zhu Juntang and threw it into the pot. It seemed that it was not easy to talk about this in front of Su Mei.

"It is said that you often beat her. Is this your method of education? You used to express various opinions. During the Republic of China, you wrote and published articles on new education. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you worked as a professor for decades. Don't talk about things that are too long ago. , as far as I know you also have the education experience of Ye Sijin and Qin Peng, how come you can only beat children when you get to Zhujuntang?"

Su Mei asked a series of questions, her breath was a little short, and she pressed her chest and stared at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan said nothing.

"I don't say that I educated her very well, but think about the changes she made after I handed her over to you. It was in your hands that she changed into a sheep, and it was in your hands that she started skipping classes and got worse. Now you still want to Send her to Antarctica?" Su Mei's tone became much calmer: "Is this how you want to be a father?"

Liu Changan quickly hung up the video, touched his face, and looked silently at the fainting sheep lying on the ground.

how so?

How did it become my fault?

What did i do wrong?

Do I need to reflect on myself?

Liu Changan felt confused for the first time in his life.

"What's going on?" Qin Yanan was originally worried that Zhu Juntang went to Liu Changan wearing diapers to get beaten.

She fell behind, mainly because she couldn't bear to see the mess that Zhu Juntang had made in her bedroom. She tidied up the books and bed for a while, then picked up Zhu Juntang's clothes, and then heard the sound of the door being knocked.

First, she was worried that Liu Changan would be hit on the head by Zhu Juntang in anger. Secondly, she was worried that Zhu Juntang would be angry and Liu Changan would grab it and throw it against the wall, and hurried over.

"What else can I do? I had a video call with Su Mei and asked her to see what Zhu Juntang looked like. When Zhu Juntang was nervous and scared, he would freeze up and faint like a frightened sheep." Liu Changan opened his arms.

Qin Yanan could feel her brother's endless sadness and stretched out her arms to hug him. At this time, she was the only one with a broad and thick heart to warm him and let him feel a little warmth.

In this world, there are not only icy and poisonous little cotton-padded jackets, but also warm and caring little cotton-padded jackets.

"Did Su Mei say something?" Qin Yanan asked in his ear casually and casually.

This kind of questioning usually makes people feel like "Yes, it was Su Mei who caused it...".

Otherwise, why would so many people be wary or try to take advantage of the situation?

"Do you think the way I educate Zhu Juntang is not right?" Liu Changan is a person who is good at self-reflection after all.

This kind of self-reflection is of course different from the colonial mentality of inferiority, cowardice and self-abasement, and is more in line with the gentleman's way of "I have to examine myself three times every day."

"What kind of education method do you have?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but laugh, but she was slightly worried. Could it be that children like Liu Changchang and Zhu Juntang couldn't be educated and guided like ordinary children?

After all, they are Liu Changan's children, so they may naturally have a stronger heart and persistence, and it is generally difficult to change their habits and psychology.

This can be seen from the failure of Su Mei's education. I used to think that Su Mei was laissez-faire or not good at education, but now I think about it, maybe it is because Zhu Juntang has a stubborn nature that is difficult to change, and the general educational philosophy is not suitable for her.

Or maybe it will be the same with Liu Hanchan in the future. What kind of child will Liu Hanchan be, just like throwing dice and resigned to fate?

"I have to reflect on and learn about education methods." Liu Changan quickly recovered from his sluggish state. After all, he has a strong heart. The failures he told Zhu Juntang today are nothing.

"Actually, fathers are generally good at educating their sons and teaching them some qualities of being strong and independent, but they don't know how to teach their daughters." Qin Yanan said objectively, which is also a hint. From the current point of view, Liu Changchang's education in the future , anyway, we can’t do it the way Liu Changan treats Zhu Juntang now.

That's right, handling the pig's tail is the most important thing now. Liu Changan patted Qin Yanan's slender waist. The soft and slightly elastic feeling was like the fat and thick section of the braised pig's tail.

At this time, the sheep seemed to wake up on its own. Its tail swung twice in the diaper, making a "pop" sound, and then it stood up with its four hooves stretched out and paddled a few times.

The sheep shook his still dizzy head, walked to the door, stuck his head into the hole he had just made and pulled it out, exclaiming in surprise: "Ah! I'm so powerful!"

"Zhu Juntang, your mother already knows that you are so powerful." Liu Changan couldn't help but say, but he didn't expect that she was so proud of herself now that she fainted out of fear just now.

"My mother? She's just an Antarctic." Zhu Juntang encouraged himself.

"Okay, next time I will tell your mother that in your eyes, she is just an Antarctic. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, and she has nothing to do with you." Qin Yanan knows his best friend best, Zhu Juntang is obviously fierce in appearance and soft in heart.

Zhu Juntang turned around and saw Qin Yanan throwing herself into Liu Changan's arms, looking like she was about to absorb nutrients. She quickly got between the two people, separated them, and looked like she was about to hit him before she fainted. Don't be afraid of polluting the innocent and pure heart of the sheep baby.

"It's annoying!" Zhu Juntang woke up, and Qin Yanan was too embarrassed to continue to stay in his brother's arms... Although it was nothing, the warm embrace was no different from Zhu Juntang's usual search for warmth and tolerance.

Liu Changan picked up the kitchen knife. At this time, the elevator doorbell rang. Liu Changan then remembered that he invited Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng to have dinner. However, Zhu Juntang made a fuss about him and he forgot to change clothes. There was another girl wearing diapers in the kitchen. sheep.