I'm really immortal

Liu Changan sat up straight and fastened the buttons on his chest. He knew that his charm was often uncontrollable. In order to avoid Bai Fen's lust, when it was difficult to get his heart, he jumped over the wall and felt that it was okay to possess his body. Yes, Liu Changan must appear more conservative.

Who makes it difficult for men to say that I can be sexy but you can't harass me? It's obviously a man's right, but he's being called pretentious, hehe.

Men must be self-respecting, understand that they can say no to sexual harassment from women, and remember to protect themselves every day.

"I edit the pictures and check them out for myself. I usually don't send them out." Bai Hui added casually, not saying anything in particular.

Liu Changan used his superb lip and tongue skills to remove the pit from the cherry, spit it out and ate the pulp. He took out his mobile phone and turned it on and said: "Wait a minute, let me look at the selfies on my phone that were edited to the same color as Japanese private rooms. Who posted them?" Come."

"Don't look!" The apples of Bai Fen's shy cheeks bulged. She reached out to hold down Liu Changan's phone, and swiped her palm back and forth on the screen. She didn't know if she wanted to block the entire screen, or if she thought this would allow those photos to be captured. Just like wiping it off.

This was not the first time that Liu Changan was so close to Bai Fen. He could clearly see the details of the makeup on her cheeks. It was light and it was exactly what a girl's makeup should look like. It was not so rich that it could only be seen from a distance. Up close, it looked like paper. It has the feeling of hand-crafted brushing and grouting.

When it comes to makeup, it's like applying paste. Let me praise Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan by name. These two are the best among them.

Liu Changan had previously praised Bai Hui's makeup skills, which could turn things into magic... It was just a joke, just like Liu Changan often said that Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling were average-looking and not pretty enough.

Bai Fen has a very good foundation. Just like the beauties of the 1980s and 1990s, she always has her own temperament and face shape, and is highly recognizable. She will not have the same look as many online photos nowadays.

Her eyes are big and clear, like a puppy with wide, watery eyes and its head tilted to look at you, making people want to touch her head to comfort them.

"If you don't want to look at it, just look at it." Liu Changan saw that her mouth was slightly pouted, revealing a slight gap, just enough for a spit dart to be inserted... He had also done this before. According to Zhu Juntang's theory, it was an indirect kiss. .

When I think of Zhu Juntang, the hint of charm that seems to be there is immediately dissipated. Zhu Juntang's theory also leads to another conclusion: Liu Changan spat on her butt, which is equivalent to kissing her butt, which is equivalent to swearing an oath. Be loyal to her, and she will become a member of the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect.

Before she could finish speaking, she was beaten by Liu Changan.

"Is Zhu Juntang up? Morning is a good time to study. Doesn't she usually study with Yan Qingcheng at this time?" Liu Changan asked.

"How come you are like a parent, and you know how to encourage people to learn day by day." Bai Hui also took the opportunity to stand up, turned his head and tugged on his apron with some regret or coyness. He had just looked at Liu Changan.

Looking at each other at such a close distance, if they were in idol dramas, they would usually kiss each other. Bai Hui's heart was beating like thunder. Fortunately, such a situation did not really happen, otherwise it might be very awkward to meet and get along with each other in the future.

"Learning and labor are things that can make people happy physically and mentally, and are truly happy." Liu Changan said seriously, "Other games, such as clubbing, drinking, drawing cards, and even meat, are all short-lived, superficial, and even It creates a sense of emptiness, false happiness.”

Bai Hui was not surprised when he suddenly jumped out of the ambiguity and started talking about study, life, and principles. This was also Liu Changan's daily behavior pattern.

Other boys will find an opportunity for ambiguity, and they will continue to be ambiguous, and even find reasons and opportunities to push him away. From this aspect, Liu Changan is not smart.

"The smell of meat? What is the smell of meat?" Bai Hui followed Liu Changan's rhythm as usual and did not stay in the ambiguous mood for too long.

He would even spit into other people's mouths, and spit on others' faces when they were standing on tiptoe with sparkling eyes. Is there any twist that he couldn't turn around?

His turning point is often the level of rotation of the earth's magnetic field, which can trigger biological extinction. The analogy occurs when he talks to a girl, which can strangle the deer in the girl's heart.

"Confucius heard Shao music in the 3rd year of King Jing of Zhou and the 25th year of Lu Zhaogong. He was 35 years old and fled from Lu to Qi before he heard Shao music."

"In fact, Shao music is an ancient music that was born four to five thousand years ago. Even Confucius, who already had a certain status and influence at that time, only had the opportunity to listen to Shao music nearly two thousand years after its birth and at the age of 35. It is enough to show that at that time, music appreciation was completely monopolized by the ruling class.”

"That's why Confucius said that after hearing Shao Le, he was not in the mood to have sex with women for three months. That's what he meant. It didn't mean that he had no taste for eating meat for three months." Liu Changan explained.

"You're talking nonsense!" Bai Hui protested with his eyes widened. Liu Changan often misinterpreted some allusions and poems. He was worthy of being the teacher who gave Zhu Juntang a general knowledge class on traditional culture. There really are just as many students as there are teachers!

"Power is often associated with female sex. In that era, most women were ugly, and stunning beauties, like Shao Le, could only be enjoyed by a few people. Do you think Shao Le had such a status in Confucius' mind? So high, would he use the analogy of eating meat?" Liu Changan waved his hand.

Bai Hui bit her lip and stared at him. The most suffocating thing about people like Liu Changan is that you clearly know that he is talking nonsense, but you can't refute it and still feel that what he said makes sense.

"Don't be unconvinced. Beautiful women are more common now. This is caused by the progress of the times and the improvement of living standards. In many film and television novels, men often abandon women for power. However, during the Xia, Shang, Zhou, Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods, the number of stunning beauties Charm is often more important than power, and many men seize power just to get beautiful women." Liu Changan pressed Bai Hui's head, pushing her down a little.

Of course Bai Hui was not convinced. Knowing that Liu Changan was often angry with Zhu Juntang, he used Zhu Juntang's remarks to annoy him, "The "Guan Ju" that Xiaotang said is a story about the second generation of top rich who robbed civilian girls. Is that right? After all, the family that has bells and drums is the ruler who has mastered "Shao", right?"

"Actually...she is right. If you think about many things you take for granted, you can discover new perspectives and connotations. You can learn from Zhu Juntang on this and don't let your habitual thinking restrict your ability to expand your imagination. .”

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he stood up and walked out the door. He always felt that Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Dongdong and other professional eaters were already howling.

Bai Hui carried the bamboo basket again and followed Liu Changan downstairs. This was originally a fruit that everyone ate together for breakfast, but it felt like Liu Changan had eaten a lot just now.

When I came to the restaurant, I saw Zhou Dongdong sobbing "Om Om Om..." and asked Zhou Shuling. It turned out that she had been holding a glass bead in her mouth and refused to spit it out, claiming that she could keep it in her mouth. He was having a meal there and was beaten because of his firm attitude.

Zhou Shuling also reported that Zhou Dongdong was buried in a sheep dung ball. Liu Changan was very happy to hear it. He was such a good boy. He helped others twice early in the morning. It was a pity that he was not at the scene by mistake the first time... I missed it. ...Liu Changan couldn't help but think of the sheep that were submerged in sheep dung balls last night. It seemed that they were not missed.

Never mind, it's no fun.

"Don't be angry, sit next to me." Liu Chang'an said to Zhou Shuling with concern. Both Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong made people worry.

Shangguan Dandan was walking around the dining table, taking a ruler and placing the tableware neatly with uniform spacing. Then he breathed a little tiredly, but still strutted to the front seat and sat down, doing the morning's housework. , Dandan is so hardworking.

"Dan Dan, the arrangement is so neat, it feels a bit like that kind of aristocratic dinner party." Bai Hui received some enlightenment in the kitchen today, and naturally praised Shangguan Dan Dan.

While talking to Dandan, Bai Hui naturally sat down under Shangguan Dandan's hand. It was also inadvertent that he sat next to Liu Changan. We were all friends, so we sat casually, hoping that no one would care. Bai Hui raised his head and looked at her. Falling on Yan Qingcheng opposite, he smiled and nodded, then turned to talk to Shangguan Dandan.

Yan Qingcheng didn't have any feelings or emotions. Bai Hui's steak show last night had already made Yan Qingcheng faint.

"Hui Hui, can you do housework?" Shangguan Dandan considered his daughter-in-law. Of course, it was not only to observe the other party's palace fighting skills and whether she was filial to herself, but also to be virtuous, diligent and kind. Shangguan Dandan was very fond of Zhou Shuling. Satisfaction lies in the fact that she fully conforms to the words "virtuous, diligent and kind".

"Yes, I fried the steak for breakfast today." Bai Hui, like many girls in modern cities, is not particularly good at housework, but she is not as ungrateful as Zhu Juntang. I have no experience in the kitchen, but I like to show off my skills and think my cooking skills are top-notch.

"I also fried love eggs." I fried them in a mold, but I only fried one. If Zhu Juntang happened to give the love eggs to Liu Changan when he was waiting for breakfast, it was purely a coincidence.

The steak and love eggs are fried with white fennel, but these are the products of Chef Zhu because she sprinkled salt on them at the end.

There is no problem with this. Zhu Juntang is in the kitchen of Baolong Center. The chef is Zhang Jiawei. He prepares the steak for Zhu Juntang. He just watches the whole preparation process and is responsible for sprinkling some salt in the end. But this is also The chef's dishes on the menu.

"I will also teach you some housework tips in the future. After you go back, turn on the faucet so that water drips just enough and the water meter does not turn. Over time, you can save a lot of water bills. Money is a small thing, but this kind of frugality Your attitude towards life must be consistent with mine." Shangguan Dandan lectured seriously.

"Okay!" Bai Hui raised her hand and nodded vigorously. Although her neighborhood had long since eliminated the honest water meter, as Shangguan Dandan said, attitude is the most important.

"Do you know that your vending machine is purchased by yourself every day and credited to your own account. This plan to make your business bigger and bigger also involves a lot of handling fees. Over time, a lot of money will be wasted?" Liu Changan Remind Shangguan Dandan that there is also a problem with the method of doing business through running water.

Shangguan Dandan touched her ears and started to pour herself some water. Just now she was thinking about tips on frugal life, but she didn't hear what Liu Changan said at all.

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Thanks to the boss, Ghost Dance Seventeen Swaths, for the generous reward of 100,000 starting coins. The reward will be updated with 10,000 words on November 2. I wish the boss will live forever and never die.

The boss is not confused!