I'm really immortal

As soon as Wu Qinglian stepped on the accelerator, the roar of Ferrari was like a red stream of light being swallowed up by the darkness and disappearing without a trace.

The vehicles traveling behind could only follow the red tail lights and leave in a row.

The destination of Wu Qinglian and his party was Baoqing City. The two Japanese water conservancy experts who were traveling with them were very interested in the hydrological environment here. Wu Qinglian also knew very well that they were not only interested in the hydrological environment, but also in Baoqing's military airport. interested.

Wu Qinglian recalled the appearance of the little girl just now, with bright eyes and white teeth, as fresh as if she was always immersed in the morning mist, like flower buds stained with dew, it was the most beautiful age for a girl.

It's a pity that all purity will be tarnished, just like a girl's years will eventually grow old. After a few years, her eyes will no longer have such a bright brilliance. If she were in Taiwan, she could engage in people-to-people relationships. The connection to this one is perfect for her job.

Everyone is happy to see beauty destroyed, and so is Wu Qinglian.

"Are you okay?" Wu Qinglian said to the young man next to her. She was slightly confused. Could it be a sudden heart attack or something? It shouldn't be that bad. Look at his body. He is quite strong. When he exerts himself on the bed, he can be called a caveman.

The young man let go of Wu Qinglian's thigh, and also released the hand holding his chest. The pain he felt just now was so painful that it was hard to breathe, his chest seemed to be oppressed by tens of thousands of tons of boulders, and his whole body was about to convulse. As the car drove away, , and soon disappeared without a trace.

Just like a sudden heart attack in humans, it comes without any warning, but it is different when the symptoms disappear, and you feel relaxed after an instant.

"It's okay." The young man breathed lightly. He had this symptom just now when he saw the beautiful girl. It made people feel that it was the girl who gave him such a strong reaction.

However, with Wu Qinglian next to me, I think that the girl just now can indeed be described as so beautiful that it makes people palpitate, and her skin is even more intoxicating. And just now, when my palm fell on Wu Qinglian's thigh, even through the thin stockings, I felt a little... Rough.

The only thing that can be called feminine about her is her long legs and curvy buttocks. The rest is almost useless. And this woman is so pretentious that she doesn’t know where her self-confidence comes from... She is reduced to looking for men in women’s health clubs. Young woman, a bit of a loser.

"Then can you go to work tonight?" Wu Qinglian smiled charmingly and reached out to hold the car's gear and rub it.

The young man smiled and touched his chest again. Of course he could go to work. The price of 30,000 yuan per day was enough to make his colleagues in the club jealous, and he would have to move up at least three places on the star technician list on the wall.

We take money to do things and do our best. Since the establishment of the club, because of the excellent physical fitness of the employees, super high technical level, and excellent service quality, we treat the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled, women, and even smelly babies equally, and we have completely achieved zero complaints. evaluate.

Wu Qinglian's appearance didn't quite suit his aesthetic taste, that is, her face shape looked a little like a catfish, which allowed him to release his excessive energy.

What's more, although a beautiful face is the first impulse, you can ignore the face in many cases.

Just as the young man was about to speak, Wu Qinglian's expression changed, and her sharp eyes spotted a long hair on his shoulder.

"I heard that your club's first requirement for employee service is to be dedicated." Wu Qinglian sneered, "I know you have outstanding abilities, but when I hired you, you still took on private work, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"

"Taking private work?" The young man was confused, "Miss Wu, from the day you brought me out of the club, I have been almost inseparable from you, serving you at least ten times a day. How can I have time to take on private work?"

More than ten times... After saying this, Wu Qinglian's heart was filled with thoughts. Thinking about it, he really didn't have the time and energy, but where did this hair come from? It was black and shiny, and it felt like a "living thing", so Wu Qinglian pointed out Pointing to the long hair on the young man's shoulders... Wu Qinglian didn't have such good hair.

The young man touched his shoulder and looked around, but found nothing.

Wu Qinglian didn't take it seriously. She noticed that the young man's face seemed to be a little darkened, and wondered whether she had asked for too much these days. However, whether we Taiwanese people are doing business or purchasing services, after paying the money, of course we will use him to death. We will continue at night. If we can't hold on, just replace him.

The red Ferrari completely blended into the darkness, its two taillights like the monster and bloodthirsty pupils of a crawling snake.

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Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan, and Bai Hui were still wandering around the street. At the end of the street, there were basically no scattered shops or dining stalls for tourists, but there were some more local daily necessities. shop.

These shops are scattered here and there, and the doors are usually half-closed. When you pass by, you can hear the shouts of people beating away beards or playing mahjong under the dim light.

Shangguan Dandan almost wanted to go back and beat the beard away.

So the three of them turned around and walked back. Zhu Juntang bought a small trailer for sheep, which could hold two loads of fertilizer. After all, sheep are slightly smaller animals than their cousins, cows, and cannot travel long distances. The carrying capacity of trekking is even less than that of donkeys, horses, mules and the like.

Zhu Juntang's plan was to use it when Liu Changan transformed into a sheep, but Zhu Juntang had not yet figured out how to make Liu Changan willingly pull the cart.

Shangguan Dandan bought a chain saw. Chain saws are relatively rare in daily life. They are usually only found in the homes of professional loggers near forest farms, such as Guangdou Qiang.

What may be more impressive to you is the chainsaws in American TV series such as "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", which actually have different power.

A chain saw is more convenient. You don’t need to pull a long wire. It can be used for a whole day in deep mountains and old forests after being filled with oil. It is very useful in places like North America where the land is vast and the people are sparse, suitable for deforestation and deforestation.

"Dan Dan, why did you buy this?" Bai Hui asked curiously, feeling that girls could not use such a destructive and violent thing.

"I saw the bad guy." Shangguan Dandan explained, "I don't have much strength, so I need this tool to help. If it's Liu Changan, he is very strong and can tear the bad guy into pieces at will."

Bai Hui saw Shangguan Dandan wielding the big chain saw wildly and wildly, sometimes raising it to the top of his head, and sometimes smashing it to the ground and scraping it. She was really worried that Shangguan Dandan would cut off herself if it was started. hands and feet and so on.

"I thought you wanted to saw trees for fun, but you can't saw trees on the street randomly. Even if you grow them yourself, sawing them is very troublesome!" Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Shangguan Dandan is not Just sawing trees everywhere is fine, but what about sawing bad guys? Bai Hui didn't take it seriously, because Shangguan Dandan, like Zhu Juntang, often said some very outrageous things.

"When you are sawing a bad guy, you have to call me. We will find a safe place to saw. After sawing, we will use a rapid biodegradation method. We will not be able to use any scientific means to test and find positive reactions in human tissue." Zhu Juntang is very professional. said.

Bai Hui was startled by Zhu Juntang's calm and murderous remarks, "Xiaotang, although you are from the biology department, you don't seem to have learned anything. It's not like you can say it. You are... Did something take away the body?"

"When I first met Liu Changan last year, I tried to take samples from him for research, but to no avail. What I said is not professional knowledge. As long as you are as ruthless as me and treat people like mustard, you will master this knowledge sooner or later. ." Zhu Juntang raised his head arrogantly and said, "Do you think I am joking when I say that my mother is one of the most powerful evil forces in the world? Under the influence of what I have heard and seen, I will inevitably become a ferocious bleat. "

"This... is human life, not the people. Treat human life as nothing but grass, not mustard." Bai Hui couldn't help correcting it. Sometimes I really don't know whether Zhu Juntang did it on purpose or just didn't know it in the first place and always used idioms and sayings. A mess.

"The heaven and the earth are unkind, treating all things as shitty dogs, the saints being unkind, treating the people as shitty dogs, Xiaotang being unkind, treating the people as mustard." After Shangguan finished speaking, she giggled while holding her chainsaw.

"The word Xiaotang doesn't sound as powerful as heaven, earth, and saints. It should be that fairies are unkind and treat the people as mustard. Fairies, heaven and earth, and saints are almost the same." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, and used his cultural heritage to correct Shangguan Dandan. of words.

"I think it's better to use princesses. Princesses represent the class that is opposed to the people." After all, Bai Hui was born in New China and grew up under the red flag, so she instinctively has this understanding in her heart.

"Well, the Princess of Colorful Glaze and Pure White Fairyland is also one of my provinces... identities..." Zhu Juntang nodded in agreement, and started acting coquettishly as he spoke, "Goddess, Liu Changan wiped out the title on my jade seal. , you write another one for me."

Zhu Juntang took out the jade seal from the two rag doll-shaped pockets on the front of her skirt and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.

"After he smoothed it out, the jade seal became thinner. It is not thick enough and does not conform to the shape. I will give you two new ones tomorrow." Shangguan Dandan nodded.

Bai Hui looked on with envy, wondering when Dan Dan would be able to canonize herself as a fairy and princess.

The three of them returned to the holiday center. Zhou Shuling saw Shangguan Dandan holding a chain saw and was a little worried that she was targeting Liu Changan's beloved sycamore tree. After asking about it, she felt relieved and volunteered if Dandan needed to use the chain saw. She could let Zhou Shuling operate it. After all, this kind of thing seemed more difficult to use than rice cookers, microwave ovens, washing machines and other electrical appliances that Shangguan Dandan couldn't control.

Shangguan Dandan thought about it for a while, but still shook his head. Firstly, Zhou Shuling was his beloved daughter-in-law. Secondly, if Zhou Shuling had any shortcomings, Liu Changan would definitely fall out with Shangguan Dandan even if he was finally rescued. Maybe they would lock her in a small coffin and not allow her to come out.

When Zhou Dongdong saw Zhu Juntang's small trailer, he immediately put on the lasso straps on the front of the small trailer that were used to tether livestock, and pulled the small trailer around in the garden.

Zhu Juntang looked at Zhou Dongdong and then at Liu Changan, and immediately received a slap from Liu Changan. This made Zhu Juntang very unhappy. This bad old man usually didn't understand her thoughts at all, but when Zhu Juntang was imagining When dealing with some of his conspiracies, he always seemed to have a tacit understanding with her, and he would notice her as long as she made a wrong look.

It seems that his wisdom in observing words and emotions is still somewhat behind Liu Changan's. This is one of the few places where Zhu Juntang is not as good as him.

Liu Changan went to look at Shangguan Dandan's chainsaw, and warned Zhou Shuling and Bai Hui not to play with this thing just to suit Shangguan Dantan's wishes... There was no need to warn Zhu Juntang, how could Zhu Juntang operate the chainsaw? ? She doesn't even know how to use nail clippers.

Bai Hui found out that she and Zhou Shuling were mentioned by Liu Changan, and was a little happy. After all, this place needed his attention now. There were so many people close to him, which meant that she was also ranked in the queue, so she ran and followed him into the kitchen. , and was pushed out by Liu Changan... The kitchen was busy preparing supper.

Tonight's supper is mainly shrimp, crab and beef, not roasted whole lamb.

The beef is local yellow beef and wagyu beef shipped by air. The shrimps and crabs are also ordinary, just a variety of large lobsters and king crabs. Some are steamed, some are used for barbecue, some are used for hot pot, and some are made into fish breasts.

Fish dumpling is the general name for fresh fish, shrimp, crab and shellfish slices and eaten with dipping sauce. It was a very common way of eating in ancient times.

For example, Chen Deng, the governor of Guangling during the Eastern Han Dynasty, loved to eat fish and breasts. At that time, people were not very aware of the prevention and control of parasites. Chen Deng ate too much fish and breasts, which caused gastrointestinal diseases caused by parasites. Fortunately, he was cured. Hua Tuo rescued... After being rescued by Hua Tuo, Chen Deng continued to eat and ate himself to death.

Fish dumplings became even more popular in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Bai wrote a poem: "There is a small official in Shandong Province who meets Qilang and fights with wine and two fishes to give Yu Yu Nilu because of the carp drinking and leaving poems."

For many of Li Bai's poems, just look at the title, because he has already written all the time, place, characters, events, etc. in the title.

The "big fish" in this poem refers to the fish made into fish breasts.

As for the Tang Dynasty, of course all the turtles in the east will learn from it. Since then, fish dumplings have been introduced to Japan from the Tang Dynasty, so much so that people today think that sashimi and other things originated in Japan.

The highest achievement of food culture in other parts of the world is to provide shoes for Chinese food culture.

The raw material for the fish we make today mainly comes from the Chinese Splendid Lobster. This thing is not yet a national second-level protected animal, so you can eat it if you have the money.

"Try this shrimp roe soup. It's just a small amount of lobsters picked from a big pot." Liu Changan dug out a small bowl and gave it to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong were sitting on either side of Liu Changan. Not mentioning Zhou Dongdong's entry into the barrier, Zhou Shuling was looking at the huge lobster in front of her with confusion and nowhere to start.

Because when I watch other people eating lobster on TV, they are all in restaurants where they hold knives and forks, and they put on a formal posture and eat such a small plate, which is basically two or three bites with the shell removed, but there is something on the table in front of me that weighs more than 20 years. There are no large lobsters that can be held on a dinner plate, and even smaller ones weigh several kilograms.

The crab was also very scary. Zhou Shuling suspected that it was glaring at her, but luckily it was tied up and unable to move, and the chef was on hand to deal with its companions.

Fortunately, there are not only complete lobsters, but also various dishes made from split shrimp meat for her to eat. In fact, Zhou Shuling still likes to eat at home, so she can just ask Liu Changan how to deal with such a big lobster, or like Zhou Dongdong holds a big lobster in his arms and gnaws it like that.

Liu Changan brought shrimp soup, and Zhou Shuling ate what he gave. Just as she was holding a spoon and preparing to eat it, Zhou Shuling suddenly felt something was wrong, and she always felt that several eyes were falling on her.

Zhou Shuling raised her head and found that everyone seemed to be minding their own food and not paying attention to her, so she started to eat the shrimp soup that Liu Changan personally sent.

"Why didn't you give it to me first today?" Zhu Juntang first expressed his dissatisfaction. He clearly ate roasted whole lamb last time. After roasting it, he cut off the appetizer and gave it to Zhu Juntang.

For a dish full of rituals like roasted whole lamb, it is very particular about how to eat it, which food to eat first and who to eat it first. Especially for an old-school person like Liu Changan, he must have realized this when he gave the first dish of roasted meat to Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang's fairy status is the most noble.

Did he not take Zhu Juntang seriously again today? This made Zhu Juntang a little angry, this messy old man.

"Did you perform well today?" Liu Changan asked back, while also scooping a bowl for her.

Zhu Juntang thought about it carefully and nodded. He performed very well and perfectly every day.

Liu Changan didn't bother to pay attention to her, and asked everyone to eat the shrimp soup first. This thing must be eaten hot to be delicious. The taste will be much worse if it is slightly cold.

Bai Hui and Yan Qingcheng sat opposite Liu Changan. Just after Liu Changan greeted everyone, the two looked at each other inexplicably, smiled politely, like ladies meeting in a formal occasion, nodded slightly and turned away. .

Liu Changan didn't pass anything to Bai Hui, but Bai Hui didn't have any objection. After all, there were so many people, so Liu Changan only gave it to Zhou Shuling and Zhu Juntang.

Zhou Shuling was not the object of Bai Fenhui's jealousy and vigilance. If there really was a harem struggle circle surrounding Liu Changan, then Zhou Shuling would be completely outside the circle, staying away from the disputes and having no intention of participating in the intrigues within the circle.

Zhu Juntang is similar. Zhu Juntang is upright and generous. He is not at all as unpredictable as some people.

Haha, this Yan Qingcheng must have thought that when she ate with Liu Changan in the cafeteria that time, Liu Changan served her food, so she felt that she would be treated like this today. Bai Hui was secretly happy, and then gave her the freshly grilled lobster claws. Arriving in front of Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang sat opposite each other, at opposite ends of a long dining table, and Shangguan Dantan asked the chef to handle the ingredients next to her, so that she could take photos and videos to post on WeChat while eating.

"Fuihui, if you are interested, you should eat more. You have lost weight recently. Give Liu Changan...and get him another piece of beef. Men need to eat meat to be full. These shrimps, crabs, etc. are also Just have a taste." Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction. At the same time, he displayed the dining table skills in palace battles. By assigning the daughter-in-law he liked today to send food to the emperor, he enhanced her sense of presence and showed that she was legitimately favored by the emperor. If you were sensible, you would designate her as your bed attendant tonight.

Bai Hui was a little shy. She always felt that Shangguan Dandan was doing this, as if the mother-in-law was announcing something, and she couldn't help but feel a little shy and uneasy about "going into the kitchen for three days, washing hands and making soup".

She still grabbed a plate of steak and divided a piece for everyone, including Yan Qingcheng. Then she placed the remaining kilograms in front of Liu Changan, lowered her body and said in his ear, "That's enough." Bar?"

Without waiting for Liu Changan to answer, she stood up straight, walked back to her seat, then looked at her empty plate, and then looked at Liu Changan's large plate of steak with some confusion.

Seeing Bai Hui's silly look, everyone laughed. Liu Changan stood up, picked up the plate, picked up a piece with a long tong and put it on Bai Hui's dinner plate.

Bai Hui turned her head slightly thirty degrees and did not look directly at Yan Qingcheng. However, it was not necessary to look at Yan Qingcheng or not, or to look at each other at this time. The winner or loser in the scene was already decided.

However, Yan Qingcheng was a little dumbfounded and her eyes were stiff. Bai Hui's actions made Yan Qingcheng think that she was in a palace fighting TV series.

She is also too... Mrs. Yan Qingcheng couldn't describe what Bai Hui did for a while, and couldn't explain her own mood. In short, she felt ashamed.

No, I actually understood Bai Hui's operations, as well as the expressions and demeanor of her small eyebrows and eyes. Doesn't this mean that I have been unknowingly led by Bai Hui to feel like a bitch?

This made Yan Qingcheng sober up. He could no longer compete with Bai Hui just because he didn't like Bai Hui's behavior, lest he end up inexplicably becoming a member of the circle of competition surrounding Liu Changan.

Shangguan Dandan began to eat grilled lobster claws. The meat filled his mouth, temporarily controlling the Queen Mother's small mouth and unable to speak. Shangguan Dandan looked around, observing everyone's expressions, and nodded with satisfaction. Unfortunately, Yaya is not here today. It would be more fun if Xiaofang and Xiao Zhongqing also participated. Only the Queen Mother could control such a situation.

Shangguan Dandan still remembers that the participants in the first palace fighting meeting were Qin Yanan, Su Mei and Zhou Shuling. Xiaoling was too immature at that time, well, she is still now, but Qin Yanan showed a lady-like demeanor. The funeral poem "Half-Dead Tung" was mentioned, which perfectly answered Shangguan Dandan's question about "the way of doing things".

As for Su Mei, that vicious woman, she was a businessman after all. She is fierce and shrewd, but her mind is too narrow and narrow. It is good that there is someone in the house who can suppress her, otherwise the family will definitely be in trouble, let alone the peace of the family. .

How many factions will they form in the future? How many more groups will be created? Shangguan Dandan analyzed calmly and with great interest.

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After finishing the supper, Zhou Dongdong hollowed out the largest lobster's head, wiped it clean and put it on his head. He claimed that he was a shrimp general and waved the two large shrimp claws left by Shangguan Dandan. He suddenly felt He is very majestic and is close to being invincible.

"There is progress." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling looked at him doubtfully.

"She used to eat watermelon, take the watermelon rind and slap her head on her head to become the watermelon general. Now you see she still knows how to wipe the shrimp's skull clean. Isn't this progress?" Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling's shoulder, "This is where you grow up. It shows in every detail.”

"You...are you serious?" Zhou Shuling couldn't tell.

"If you put a lobster skull on your head, you will know if I am serious about what I said." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Disgusting!" Zhou Shuling punched him, and then went to catch Zhou Dongdong, preparing to take her upstairs to take a bath.

Zhou Shuling has to take care of a child, but for girls in today's mobile phone age, even if they are lying in bed, they are just playing with their mobile phones.

Bai Hui is going to find someone to accompany Shangguan Dandan to fight off the beard. Zhu Juntang cannot do this task. Zhu Juntang has no quality in playing cards. Peeping, not starting over again, temporarily adding rules, grabbing cards and other means are all used. Extremely, unless Liu Changan is also playing, no one can stop her from cheating.

The only one left was Liu Changan. When Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang went to find Liu Changan hand in hand, they found that he and Shangguan Dandan had walked out of the resort building and were walking towards the night market street where there were not many lights.

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Just after 12 o'clock in the morning yesterday, I was scratched to death by a cat. But my cat loved me so much that it gave one of its nine lives to me, and I was able to resurrect my code today.

Because there was no update yesterday, today's chapter is not a scheduled big chapter, and 6,400 words is not a big chapter either.

More chapters tomorrow.