I'm really immortal

502 glue is corrosive to a certain extent. Sometimes if it sticks to your hands, it can cause the epidermis to fall off. If it sticks to your lips and you tear them off without hesitation, it will be enough to rot your lips.

In fact, the treatment is very simple. 502 glue is an organic solvent. Just wipe it slowly with alcohol. The hospital can also handle it.

Liu Changan is just giving him a small warning now. After he finds a way to eliminate the rumors about Zhou Shuling, Liu Changan will decide how to kill him.

Liu Changan is not a very cruel person, but he knows very well that rumors cannot be completely eliminated. Even if you explain clearly, you will still leave a certain mark on people's hearts. Everyone will believe you. , scolding those who spread rumors for harboring evil intentions, but many times they just say that there are too many people who would rather believe what they have than what they have not.

Fortunately, Zhou Shuling has moved away from her hometown. If she still lived in a relatively closed town and a relatively fixed and conservative social circle, it would really be a life of evasion.

Although the community is full of idle old men and women, everyone is acquaintances. They all know how hard it was for Zhou Shuling to move here first. Even if Zhou Shuling is really taken care of, she will feel that it is too hard. Yes, it’s excusable.

Gou Shanhai was quite clever. He probably talked to someone in this community about Zhou Shuling and tried to spread the rumors. After finding that there was no market, he spread the rumors back to his hometown. This is also the thinking and logic of ordinary people.

Liu Changan cleaned up Gou Shanhai and returned to the stall. He found that his noodles had not been collected by the stall owner, so he sat down and finished eating.

"I see you haven't touched any of your fans, it would be a pity to throw them away." The stall owner said with a smile. This man dressed like a boss and was willing to come back to eat the remaining fans, which immediately made people like him greatly.

"Have you given that person's pink money just now?" Liu Changan thought that he was the one who took the person away. If he hadn't given the money yet, Liu Changan still had to pay it on his behalf.

As a human being, the most important thing is not to be happy, but to be particular.

"Here you go, here you go, he's been sneaking around here for the past few days, and he doesn't look like a good person. I won't give him any powder if you don't pay me," the stall owner said with a smile.

Liu Changan smiled, finished eating the noodles and walked to Hexi. Today he plans to introduce Yan Huaye to Li Hongfang and ask Zhu Juntang to donate some schools. Capitalists do not give back to society and are unwilling to support the national policy of common prosperity. Why should they let you? Earn so much on this land?

Thinking of this, Liu Changan stood on the spot and nodded. He is indeed a kind man whose benevolence shines on all living beings. Since the birth of life, he has been hoeing the strong and supporting the weak, helping the weak to develop and grow, waiting for them to try to dominate the biological world. From time to time, they were wiped out a little bit more, but most of the time they were wiped out by the earth before they could dominate the world.

I wonder if humans will have the same fate? Judging from the many disaster and doomsday movies produced by humans, humans probably have a certain degree of self-knowledge and know that for a long, long time, humans will have no way to fight against the catastrophe that will wipe out the world.

What makes Liu Changan strange is that the ancient civilization where Tesla is located is already highly developed. It stands to reason that small-scale interstellar immigration should be possible, right? Why was it also destroyed?

Could it be that the self-destructive factor rooted in the genes of human beings is at work after all? Or is it that the ancient civilization has actually emigrated and left, and Tesla is just an outcast?

Liu Changan was puzzled, but he had no urge to dig out Tesla and link the brain reading of the underground base to explore the truth.

Thinking about all this, Liu Changan walked to Hexi and contacted Li Hongfang. She said she was cooking and asked where she was, but she was still in the hotel.

What does she cook in the hotel? She applied for a job as a hotel chef?

Liu Changan went to the hotel to find Li Hongfang. After knocking on the door, he found that she was actually wearing a small apron. Although the apron was not big, it just covered her sports shorts and vest. From the front, it looked a little bit fanciful.

Qin Yanan also wore it like this, but at that time Qin Yanan wore a backless dress under her apron, with half of her waist and exaggerated chest muscles exposed.

These women are just superficial, so they think about showing off their figures all day long. Men with substance like Liu Changan never think about relying on chest and abdominal muscles to attract people.

"Master, do you have another task to perform today?" Li Hongfang became excited when she saw Liu Changan's appearance as a middle-aged and elderly man. The second generation of intellectuals and martial arts masters who had accompanied the master in the past two days were also killing each other. Alien beasts, bravely breaking into women's bathrooms, etc., made Li Hongfang feel more exciting than digging graves.

Although there are also supernatural events in digging graves, they are basically about scaring yourself. How can it be as fun as accompanying the sect leader in battles and killing everyone?

The only pity is that the sect master never asked her to take off the armor from her butt again. Thinking of that scene in the tomb of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Li Hongfang still feels ashamed and inexplicable.

So just after receiving his call, Li Hongfang specially put on this apron, hoping that he would pay more attention to her figure. Whose sect owner would not make full use of such bitch legs?

"Do you need to wear an apron?"

Liu Changan pointed to the self-heating rice and vegetables she placed on the dining table. This is what is called cooking, and wearing an apron is simply a confusing human behavior.

"Hey, the hotel has changed its chef. His taste is weird. I can't get used to it for the time being, so I'll cook it myself." Li Hongfang stretched out his hand and pointed to several self-heating dishes on the table, "Some people are ordering takeout. , they all say that they cook by themselves.”

This actually reminded Liu Changan of Professor Liu who claimed to have prepared a table of food himself, but was actually Professor Liu who ordered a table of food at the hotel.

"I'll eat something with you. Finish it quickly. Let's go find Yan Huaye. She's the one I told you about needing a car last time." Liu Changan sat down and said, "Give me some rice and just eat vegetables." It feels wrong not to eat.”

Li Hongfang quickly brought a piece of tableware over and gave half of the rice to Liu Changan. She smiled and did not expect that Liu Changan would come to eat with her.

Even if I cook in this way, I can get such treatment. If I really build a big kitchen, wouldn't it make him linger and come to eat from time to time?

By the way, what is called being full and warm, and when the time comes he has a big meal and prepares some promiscuous wine. Wouldn't he be able to take the opportunity to play with his superb figure?

Thinking of this, Li Hongfang felt that he should discuss it again with the designer. The kitchen should be made bigger, especially the dining table, which should be as big as a bed. When the time came, he would be pushed down on the dining table in a daze and use local materials. .

"Master, have you ever eaten nvtisheng?" Li Hongfang twisted her waist and asked delicately like a waitress.

"No. The human body is not a practical and easy-to-use tableware, and various methods of using the holes in the human body to hold or soak food are neither hygienic, delicious, nor healthy." Liu Changan shook his head.

He even remembered that in some real histories, humans had eaten humans just as they had eaten other animals.

"There is a pregnant stone restaurant in Junsha, which has a female body. But they don't use beautiful girls, but actual dolls." Li Hongfang introduced.

"Are you sick?" Liu Changan did not try to analyze the psychology of the store and customers, but just shook his head.

"I got inspiration from it." Although Liu Changan showed no interest, Li Hongfang still decided to talk about his plan.

Liu Changan nodded and motioned for her to continue.

"When I open the business, I will create a rice noodle girl." Li Hongfang said confidently. The owner now looks middle-aged and elderly, but at heart he is a young man. Today's young people just like all kinds of girly girls. , why can’t rice noodles be transformed into girls?

Liu Changan remembered that when he first set up a stall to sell rice noodles, a classmate in his class nicknamed him Rice Noodle Man. The image that came to his mind was a guy covered in white rice noodles, so he refused without hesitation. got this nickname.

"The rice noodle girl is the signature image of our rice noodle shop. This image has not yet been created. When we open the store, I will invite a group of girls over and let them wear clothes and skirts made of rice noodle. If they are hidden, they must be very beautiful. Attractive, they are the real-life versions of rice fans." Li Hongfang tapped her chopsticks and said mysteriously, "Customers who recharge a certain amount can draw cards."

"Draw a card?"

"Yes, the group of girls I invited are also divided into levels. Some are SSR, some are SR, and the ordinary ones are R. Recharge 5888, you can draw a card once, and if you draw the corresponding girl, you can eat her Rice noodles on some parts of the body. Recharge 56888, and you can smoke ten consecutive rounds, and get another free gift. Recharge 111888, and you can smoke twenty rounds. You will get an SSR and a hotel room card as a guarantee, and you can enjoy a private rice noodle female body." Li Hongfang He proudly stated his plan, "The price is set so high mainly because the quality of the girls is relatively high. I don't want to find ordinary wild models and peripheral girls."

After listening to Li Hongfang's words, Liu Changan pressed his head. He knew clearly that it was Li Hongfang's idea, so why did he listen?

"Li Hongfang, I want to do a serious business. I won't engage in any crooked marketing. You should be in a normal mind." Liu Changan simply wanted her to wear clothes and skirts made of rice flour to see what the shameful effect would be. This store If she keeps doing this, she will be shut down for gathering people for lewdness on the opening day.

He also understood that letting Li Hongfang run the rice noodle shop was really an understatement. What she should really do was to partner with those strange beasts and run some kind of health club.

Fortunately, after the rice noodle shop opens, it only needs to operate according to the model in Baolong Center, and there is no need to mess with the marketing strategy. Zhou Shuling will still be in charge of it, and Li Hongfang does not need to intervene in the daily operations.

"Is this considered a crooked way? I got the inspiration from mobile games. People nowadays like to draw cards." Li Hongfang was a little unconvinced. She had been excited about her inspiration for a long time and had not yet communicated with Zhou Shuling. She felt Zhou Shuling is relatively conservative and does not match Li Hongfang's progressive and progressive ideas.

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Sorry, I caught a cold today, so I can only try my best to keep updating. I have to postpone the update for a while. I will update the 8,000-word chapter tomorrow.