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Chapter 885 It’s hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice

It doesn’t take much time to teach moonwalking, and if you are not a particularly interested enthusiast, you can usually just practice it for fun.

Professor Ling was more proficient in mastering it. After walking in a decent manner, his interest in dancing was aroused. He also wanted to show off his dancing skills, so he turned on the stereo, picked a dance song, and invited Liu Changan to dance a tango with her. .

Liu Yuewang could also dance, but Liu Changan would not dance with her. After all, he was planning to teach An Nuan tango. When An Nuan found out that she had not learned it yet, Liu Changan and Liu Yuewang danced this ambiguous dance first, and then Are you not allowed to bite with your little fangs?

After dancing, Liu Changan went home directly without planning to spend the night at Lushan Mountain.

A light bulb hung from the balcony, illuminating the area around the sycamore tree. Zhou Dongdong actually brought Song Taozi back, and the two children were standing under the sycamore tree talking.

"This pit is for us to have barbecue, with strings of barbecues placed on it. This bucket and basin are also for barbecue. Brother Chang'an said it is called fire...brazier barbecue." Zhou Dongdong was giving Song Taozi introduced various fire pits and stoves scattered around the sycamore tree. It would be great if Song Taozi had eaten them all.

"What about this bunker?" Song Taozi knocked on the earth stove curiously.

"It's not a bunker. This is where we eat big geese to make fires. Every time Chang'an brother asks me to help make fires, he can't do it." Zhou Dongdong said that he is not only an active fire-burning activist, but also a person who is good at burning fires. It's better than Brother Chang'an's.

"I want to light a fire too!" Song Taozi was filled with envy.

"Only light the fire when you want to eat the big goose. Before eating the big goose, you have to recite a poem, Goose, Goose, Goose, Sing to the Sky!" After Zhou Dongdong finished speaking, he recited two sentences.

"The white-haired tiger dews, and the red palm stirs the light waves!" Song Taozi also memorized the next two sentences.

After reciting, Zhou Dongdong and Song Taozi looked at each other and laughed. We all know how to recite poems, and we are all smart children. What does it matter if our academic performance is the last or second in the class? They are not all studying in the same class, and they are all learning the same things.

"Come up and take a shower!" Zhou Shuling shouted from upstairs. Song Taozi was led around by Zhou Dongdong and was sweating all over.

They held hands and went upstairs, Liu Changan followed suit, and then asked Zhou Shuling. It turned out that Li Hongfang was going to Hedong to find a designer this afternoon, and drove Zhou Shuling home, passing by the school to pick up Zhou Dongdong.

Shen Bin was originally here to pick up Song Taozi today, and because Song Taozi's mother got off work late, Shen Bin spent a long time alone with Song Taozi. Song Taozi was a little scared, so Zhou Dongdong wanted to protect Song Taozi. When he saw Shen Bin after school When he didn't come, he decided to take Song Taozi home.

Li Hongfang and Zhou Shuling saw a dog with two children on the way and stopped to ask. Zhou Shuling asked Song Taozi's mother's phone number. After chatting for a few words, Zhou Shuling felt that Song Taozi's mother was very confused today. Seemingly unreliable, he decided to help take care of Song Taozi, and Song Taozi's mother agreed.

So he brought Song Taozi back.

After listening to this, Liu Changan tilted his head and thought for a while. He felt that these adults and children were a bit unreliable, but he was already used to it, so he nodded and said nothing.

When he heard his mother and brother Chang'an talking outside, Zhou Dongdong, who was naked, rushed out with a small water gun, fired two shots at Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling, and then ran back to the bathroom to prove to Song Taozi that he was brave. , can protect her.

Zhou Shuling was dressed beautifully today. She was covered in water by Zhou Dongdong. She rushed in and grabbed the water gun and fired dozens of shots at Zhou Dongdong, forcing Zhou Dongdong to hide in the corner and howl to admit defeat and admit that her mother was the only one. She was invincible and she was not brave at all, so Zhou Shuling was willing to let her go and began to give them a bath with a little pride.

Song Taozi has always been very well-behaved, but she feels that Zhou Dongdong is indeed the bravest child, and she also wants to be as brave as Zhou Dongdong.

Liu Changan came downstairs. Shangguan Dandan was sitting comfortably under the electric heating table watching TV. She had her legs bent and the thermos bottle between her waist and legs. She was holding a warm bottle of effervescent water in her hand. , sipping in small sips.

Seeing her hair flowing like black moonlight, Liu Changan did not disturb her or walk between her and the TV. Instead, he walked around from behind the electric heating table and sat in front of his computer.

Things must start and end. After Liu Changan became familiar with modern digital SLR products, there was limited room for improvement in his photography skills, but he had just begun to learn and use picture production software.

As soon as he turned on the computer, a small figure slipped in from under his arm. Shangguan Dandan looked back at him with a long-awaited expression, stretched out his finger and tapped the STEAM icon.

There is always one person in an ordinary family. When you see that no one is watching TV, he wants to watch his favorite program happily. He will come over and point out, "Look at the weather forecast" or "Watch the movie about the Six Princesses". ","News Feeds!"

Or just grab your remote control.

Shangguan Dandan was such a person. She was clearly enjoying watching TV while sitting under the electric heating table. As soon as Liu Changan turned on the computer, she came over.

"Hurry up!" Shangguan Dandan leaned back in his arms and continued to click on the icon while tiptoeing.

"Why didn't you play while I wasn't home?"

"I want to lean against you like this, and then you look at me. It's more fun this way." Shangguan Dandan put the thermos bottle on the table, then put his spread legs together, climbed onto his knees and sat down, pressing his palms on his On the back of his hand, he struggled to control the STEAM icon.

"If you have the ability, just control my hand to control the mouse and play games." Liu Changan didn't bother to argue with her.

So Shangguan Dandan played the game skillfully for almost an hour, until Zhou Shuling finished bathing the two little girls and then took them down to play.

"Have you finished your homework?" Liu Changan couldn't help but remind her when he saw Zhou Dongdong looking around, trying to do something stupid.

"When guests come to the house, you have to play with them. You don't have to do homework." Zhou Dongdong said confidently.

"Yes, when will the homework be done?" Zhou Shuling asked quickly, and then explained to Liu Changan, "I just asked her to take Song Taozi to the pinball world."

Liu Changan clicked the mouse at random and looked at these mothers. The children were originally good, and Liu Changan's education and upbringing were also positive, but they were all led astray by women who did not know how to be mothers.

"I want to go too!" Shangguan Dandan let go of Liu Changan's hand and hurriedly said that the Queen Mother could also go to the pinball world where only children played.

"Take them to play." Liu Changan waved his hand towards Zhou Shuling, just as he could use the computer.

Zhou Shuling came over and pulled Liu Changan's arm, of course asking him to go with her. Zhou Shuling usually had a hard time looking at Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan, but now there was an extra Song Taozi, and she wanted him to accompany her.

Zhou Dongdong quickly called Song Taozi to move Liu Changan's lap. Liu Changan had to let them go first. He turned off the computer and electric heating table, took a bottle of orange juice and drank it downstairs.

When they came downstairs, they did not leave the community first, but waited for him under the sycamore tree. Zhou Dongdong was teaching Song Taozi to ride a dog. Song Taozi actually rode it steadily, which made Zhou Dongdong envious. I wanted to ride up, but I climbed up here and rolled down there as usual. After trying three times, Zhou Shuling grabbed my ear, so I had to give up the effort temporarily.

Song Taozi also rode a dog majestically, holding Zhou Dongdong's hand, and the two little girls jumped in front.

"It would have been better if I had given birth to twins." Seeing the two little girls holding hands, Zhou Shuling felt happy but slightly regretful.

"Do you treat them like pets, just for fun? You've worked so hard to teach one, and two of them." Liu Changan didn't agree with Zhou Shuling's regret. She was able to raise Zhou Dongdong well, which was all because of her superb performance.

When Zhou Dongdong was brought here just now, Zhou Dongdong’s hair was all yellow, and her development and intelligence were late compared to other children. Zhou Shuling didn’t have time to take care of her, so she just sat in the little room under the sycamore tree all day. On the bench, she ate whatever the old people passing by gave her. Liu Changan looked pitiful and gave her food from time to time, and she slowly got better.

The kindergarten would not accept Zhou Dongdong until he looked like a relatively normal and healthy child.

"It was very difficult to take care of two children at first, but now that I can have one more and I can help take care of it, it is much easier." Shangguan Dandan used to see in TV dramas that the mother-in-law often urged the young couple to have children. This is what he said, Finally found the opportunity to apply it and expressed it quickly.

Zhou Shuling couldn't help but glance at Liu Changan, but found that he seemed to be looking at her thoughtfully. She couldn't help but feel a little flustered, and quickly made it clear that she did not have a child with Liu Changan, "I am busy with my career, and Liu Changan is also in school. College...ah, I mean, just...I mean Liu Changan and An Nuan can have a child, no, they are both going to college, and I have to go to college too, they are both busy..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? You are still in college. Let's wait until you won't fall asleep within five minutes after you open the book." Liu Changan looked at her funny. He couldn't even learn how to put on makeup. Now he is so shallow. The lightly curved and soft eyebrows and the straight eyelashes were obtained at the manicure and eyebrow salon at the entrance of the community, but they were not semi-permanent.

Shangguan Dandan got a semi-permanent one, but after sleeping at night, her own eyebrows grew back to their original shape the next day, and the dye that penetrated into the skin was also squeezed out, which made Shangguan Dandan sad for a long time, because this was She did it by herself and spent her own money...it took many days to win at cards and several days to save with pocket money.

"Zhou Dongdong sometimes falls asleep in three minutes!" Zhou Shuling was not convinced, so he would not talk about Zhou Dongdong. Sometimes he would hold Zhou Dongdong in his arms while reading. After reading Zhou Dongdong, Zhou Dongdong would fall asleep, and he would still be there. Chant it like a lullaby.

"How dare you compare yourself to her?"

Zhou Shuling's cheeks were slightly red and she stopped talking. Maybe she was just envious sometimes. Who doesn't want someone to hold her to sleep? It's not that I want to lean into Liu Changan's arms and simply discuss matters.

Shangguan Dandan pushed back Liu Changan and told him to go faster, then took Zhou Shuling's hand and walked slower.

"I have a way for you and Liu Changan to have a child. It will only take one day." Shangguan Dandan did not lower her voice deliberately, because she knew that in Liu Changan's eyes, the topic she and Zhou Shuling were talking about was something that he did not need to pay attention to. Won't eavesdrop.

"Ah, it can be born in one day?" Zhou Shuling didn't believe it at all. She was not as stupid as Zhou Dongdong. She was already in first grade and still believed that she was the child Sun Wukong who had not grown up.

After finishing speaking, Zhou Shuling added: "And...how can I have a child with Liu Changan? I regard him as a relative, like a younger brother."

"You can have children just like your younger brother. I once married my uncle, but he passed away before I grew up." Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhou Shuling's grown-up mouth and changed the thermos bottle to a different one. Holding it in his hands, "This is not the point. As long as Liu Changan works hard and works hard, causing tons of damage to you, the child can grow up to the point where it can be born in one day."

Shangguan Dandan has played many games since he got Steam, and he likes the words "tons of output" very much.

Zhou Shuling touched Shangguan Dandan's head. Since Dandan started playing games, he has become more and more fond of talking nonsense. Before, he just liked to learn words from TV series.

Seeing that Zhou Shuling didn't believe it, Shangguan Dandan didn't take it seriously. There was no need to rush this matter. The person who really needed her help was actually Qin Yanan, but Liu Changan didn't cause tons of damage to Qin Yanan, and Shangguan Dandan couldn't do anything to encourage others. Maybe This is the so-called skillful woman who cannot make a meal without rice.

Zhou Shuling didn't pay attention to what Shangguan Dandan said about letting her and Liu Changan have a child. Her focus was on the child who was born in one day. Wouldn't that make her feel less intimate? They may develop feelings gradually during the process of raising them, but they will definitely be different from those born after the hardships of ten months of pregnancy.

A group of people came to the children's play center area on the third floor of Baolong Center. Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong and Song Taozi went to play in the pinball world. Zhou Shuling watched from outside. Liu Changan went to the flower and home furnishing store next to it. Unexpectedly, There are saplings for sale. It turns out that tomorrow is Arbor Day. Many parents don’t know where the professional market for flowers, birds, animals and plants is, so they ordered some saplings here.

In addition to the Arbor Day activities carried out by various organizations, schools and units in the city, it is not easy for ordinary people to plant trees. But if you really want to plant them, you can just find a place with soil and dig out various seeds. If no one is discovered Nothing happened.

In a strange community like Liu Changan where he digs holes everywhere without any problem, it will be even less problematic. He bought some ginkgo tree saplings and sycamore roots. These are pollution-free trees and will not affect the surrounding environment or ecology. plant.

Zhou Shuling should let Zhou Shuling plant these trees next to her vegetable field. In the end, she found that these trees took away the sunlight and water from her vegetable field and the fertilizer of chicken manure. Then her expression when there was no harvest must be very interesting.

Liu Changan just thought about it. He was not such a boring and immoral person. He had to have a sense of scale and propriety when teasing her. Jokes without a bottom line would only make people feel bored from the bottom of their hearts. They were neither funny nor humorous.

After buying the saplings and roots to be planted tomorrow, Liu Changan returned to the pinball world and saw Zhou Shuling showing an aggrieved and patient expression, while Gou Shanhai was pestering her.

When Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling first started selling rice noodles at a stall, Gou Shanhai came to eat rice noodles and did not want to pay. He also claimed to be Zhou Shuling's boyfriend and planned to marry her after Zhou Shuling paid back the money. He also said that Zhou Dongdong was a dragster. , after being politely and profoundly educated by Liu Changan, he realized his mistake and knelt down to admit his mistake outside the kindergarten.

Liu Changan walked over and casually pushed Gou Shanhai to the escalator ten meters away. He rolled down before he could stand firmly.

"Do you want me to help you beat him up?" Liu Changan put down the sapling roots and hugged Zhou Shuling's shoulders.

"Nothing...he said, he said there was a rumor in my hometown that I was kept by a rich second generation." Zhou Shuling wiped the corner of her eyes. She was just a little aggrieved and didn't care too much, but when he came over, she was ready to do it for her without saying a word. She vented her anger, but Zhou Shuling couldn't help but want to cry.

"Am I the rich second generation?" Liu Changan thought for a while. Michael M. Gaoming and All-Stars, who had not appeared for a long time, did not look like the rich second generation. He looked more like himself, especially with such a noble and elegant temperament. It was easy to let him know People associate him with the second generation of rich people, but in reality, how can those second generation rich people get his temperament?

Zhou Shuling nodded sheepishly.

"It's simply humiliating me. I should be described as a noble son, a peerless beauty, a male god, etc., rich second generation? This is too tacky." Liu Changan frowned, people like Gou Shanhai have never read What kind of books do you have? Naturally, you have very little experience.

I think back then, how many literati wrote poems and lyrics to praise his appearance, temperament, character, and knowledge. But today, people only use words like "rich second generation" to express their impression of him.

The world is like this, people's hearts are no longer ancient, and culture is dying!

Listening to his words, Zhou Shuling wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, but she didn't feel aggrieved either. What did she have to feel aggrieved about? If it is rumored that Liu Changan is taking care of him...then let them say whatever they want.

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