I'm really immortal

An Nuan went to Nanshan Ranch when she was a child, and her mother took her there to play. At that time, the sky in Nanshan Ranch seemed to be extra blue, the grass was extra green, and even the cattle and sheep were plump and fatter. It was much more beautiful and fun than what Bai Hui goes to now.

In the photo taken by Bai Hui, she was playing with an ugly sheep. This sheep had its hair cut to pieces. It also had a blue-purple plastic bag on its buttocks, and its two legs were separated from each other. Wrapped in a plastic bag.

The biggest feature of this sheep is that its eyes are very smart, and it has a feeling of excessive energy. It is like a little husky that eats dog food. No one is trying to fight it, and the dog food on the dinner plate is everywhere. .

"Look at the photos in Bai Hui's space, Bai Hui and the sheep are playing!" An Nuan looked at the sheep, and it seemed that it looked ugly and cute, so she showed it to Liu Changan.

By the way, I would like to observe that I have already mentioned the sheep. Will Liu Changan glance at the sheep and then look away to pay attention to the white fennel?

Liu Changan glanced at it and immediately looked away, "I won't look at it, it's annoying."

"It's a bit exaggerated, not really, not really." An Nuan chuckled with satisfaction. Although he felt that he wouldn't be annoyed by looking at Bai Hui anyway, as a girlfriend, that's what he wanted. It would be a bit much to ask him to prove that he is really annoying.

It doesn't matter if a girl does something a little bit, it will be a little cute if the scale is right. The key is not to go beyond "cute" to the point where it makes him feel annoyed.

Liu Changan sighed and nodded.

An Nuan knew that her boyfriend's nod always had many meanings. Nodding like this at this time was not because he agreed with her exaggeration, but because he seemed really annoyed.

Did something happen between him and Bai Hui? With Bai Hui's scheming mind, she probably wouldn't take the initiative to do anything to displease Liu Changan. It was probably because she accidentally flirted with others or played with others, and Liu Changan saw it.

This is something he will find out sooner or later... An Nuan was secretly happy but also a little wary. She actually felt like Liu Changan was satisfied with Bai Hui's disappointment. His correct attitude should be indifference, because Bai Hui and others Flirting or playing with the spare tire is none of his business!

An Nuan patted her cheek and said nothing. This was just a small theater in her mind as a reserve of ideas.

"Today we are going to be extravagant and order green pepper fish in a dry pot, plus taro, radish and vegetable soup, and stir-fried pig mouth with green pepper. How about it?" When Liu Changan saw the canteen, he immediately threw the sheep with a plastic bag on his butt at the back of his head. .

"I also want to eat braised pork. The braised pork in our cafeteria is the best in the school. It's not as outrageous as the one in Tianma cafeteria. It's all big chunks of hairy fat meat." An Nuan touched her belly, "My belly is a little bit... Does the meat feel more comfortable to the touch?"

"I like you with some abdominal muscles. It's very good-looking. The waistcoat line and groin line are clear, the skin is tight, and there is no looseness in the lines of the whole body." Liu Changan thought of Hu Muzhi. Hu Muzhi's muscles are also very good-looking. But from a purely male aesthetic perspective, the figure of a sporty girl like An Nuan is extremely attractive.

"Hehe, I can talk." An Nuan was satisfied. Having a boyfriend who could talk would make her feel much better. What girl doesn't like to hear compliments?

"But the oily noodles in the first cafeteria are really outrageous. They are so unpalatable that they are like chewing mud. There is a normal university cafeteria next to you, and you can pay with your mobile phone. Generally speaking, the normal university cafeteria is actually better in terms of cost performance and taste than the ones in our school. It's the same level." Liu Changan shook his head. There were many canteens near the university town, and he planned to eat in all the canteens in the next few days.

"I heard that boys want to get into the Normal University. Whether it's to go to the cafeteria, play ball, or go to the library. In short, their motives are not pure." An Nuan heard from her mother that girls in the Normal University generally don't want to go there. Boys from the same school, boys from their school will find boys from the same school.

"When I went to the gym to watch you play, my motives were not pure." Liu Changan laughed.

An Nuan showed a shy but sweet smile. After the two of them got together, they always felt different when they recalled any incident in the past and found that it was related to the other person.

I sat down in the cooking area on the second floor of the distinguished canteen and ordered a luxurious meal, which cost almost a hundred yuan.

This dry pot green pepper fish is really good. Whether it is green pepper or grass carp, the ordinary ingredients are enough to taste. You don’t need to be too picky to ensure that the taste is above the passing line. Cut the grass carp into thin slices and cover it with thick green pepper to completely complete the fish. Submerge, then add other ingredients and steam for fifteen minutes. It tastes salty, spicy and fragrant, and the fish is crispy, tender and sweet. It goes well with rice.

An Nuan's braised pork was not as good as she said. Maybe it was because today's production level was a little lower than usual, but An Nuan still ate a lot. She exercised a lot every day, and even if her belly wanted to It’s also difficult to eat meat.

After eating, I walked out of the cafeteria and met Professor Ling who was walking in a hurry.

"An Nuan, Liu Changan." Professor Ling stopped when he saw the two of them. He seemed to have nothing urgent to do. He put down the gift box in his hand and waved to Liu Changan and An Nuan.

"Aunt Ling, why are you going?" An Nuan glanced at Professor Ling's belly. Today Professor Ling was wearing a black butt-covering skirt, showing off the slightly plump figure of a middle-aged woman, but her belly was full of flesh. is less obvious.

"Something happened suddenly at President Jin's house!" Professor Ling sighed.

Liu Changan and An Nuan looked at each other. The news that Jin Hou was crazy actually spread? It seems that either it was spread intentionally, or someone accidentally discovered that in a place like school, there is always a lot of internal gossip, and there are also many people who gossip.

"Is Jin Hou crazy?" Liu Changan asked.

"You know it too?" Professor Ling said not very surprised, and pointed to his gift box, "Old Liu went there first. He has to flatter you at the critical moment. Principal Jin may not remember who among us gave what. , but he will definitely remember those who didn’t go.”

"But is it appropriate for you to go now?" An Nuan felt something was wrong. "If Jin Hou is hospitalized for any minor injury or illness, it would be okay for you to go and see and express your concern. Now he is crazy, and his family must be crazy too. , it’s best not to get into trouble at this time, right?”

"Oh, we are not going to see Jin Hou. Jin Hou's mother was so stimulated that he was hospitalized. We are going to see Jin Hou's mother." Professor Ling thought for a while, "How about you go with me? Young people can bring some vitality. When I am in a bad mood, I feel better when I see some lively and cute children."

"Professor Ling, something happened to her child. Can you take us two to be active and healthy, and stimulate her normally?" Liu Changan smiled, "How much hatred?"

"Ah, I used to doubt Lao Han and her... Why am I telling you this? Really. How could this kid say so much hatred? I didn't pay attention." Professor Ling sneered twice and held up the gift box. Just left.

"Women are so narrow-minded." An Nuan pointed at Professor Ling's back, then retracted her finger and nodded at herself, indicating that she was no exception.

"You mean she wants to deliberately take the two of us to irritate the principal's wife?" Liu Changan didn't believe it. Professor Ling didn't look like such a person.

"I can't say for sure. Aunt Ling treats me just like my own mother, but she may not be so kind to others. And to be honest, if it was her husband who cheated on her, it would basically be the level of a blood feud." An Nuan also said Not sure.

Liu Changan nodded. Human nature and people's hearts are such complicated things. However, he still felt that Professor Ling was more likely to be unintentional. Otherwise, she would not blurt out that her husband and the principal's wife had such a possibility. A person with an intention would not give him unintentionally. Add to suspicion.

"It's not easy to raise a child. Not only do you have to care about his physical health, but you also have to carefully cultivate his character and character. Otherwise, if you look at the Golden Marquis...his mother will fall ill because of this, which is pitiful for all parents in the world." An Nuan felt a little emotional. She didn't know what her and Liu Changan's future children would be like. It would be better to give birth to a girl so that she would be less worried... but not worried. What if she started punching in the belly?

"It's just that he's relatively well after being ill. Some of them can make people's hearts explode. Physical explosions are not words to describe." Liu Changan also shook his head with emotion.

"Pfft...are you talking about Zhou Dongdong? I haven't seen Zhou Dongdong for a long time. She is so funny." An Nuan still remembers the first time she saw Zhou Dongdong, she said An Nuan was as tall as an elephant. Same.

"That's not the case with Zhou Dongdong." Liu Changan laughed. Although he often teased her, Zhou Dongdong was really a child who couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth whenever he thought of her.

"By the way, do you still have training tonight?" Liu Changan asked.

"Gather at Taozi Lake Base in two hours." An Nuan's cheeks were slightly red.

"Let's take the car back to Juyuan Community to rest." Liu Changan suggested, and then took An Nuan's hand and went to the car.

An Nuan was helped into the car by him with some trepidation. This is what happens between lovers, especially those who have just had a relationship, they will always seize and create opportunities.

The most important thing was that it was determined that the two of them slept together at night and Liu Changan helped An Nuan take care of her health. This was the reason why Liu Yuewang couldn't sleep at home. It was hard for An Nuan to ask Liu Changan to stay overnight.

Then the only thing is to find some time when Professor Liu is not at home, and it just so happens that she went to visit the principal's wife today. This is God's blessing.

In fact, it cannot be said that God is doing his best. The key is what Liu Changan did to Jin Hou, which caused this series of butterfly effects. This is the so-called man is doing it, and God is watching.

After getting off the bus at the stop next to the Juyuan Community, An Nuan slowed down a little. She was a girl and had to be more reserved. Liu Changan picked her up and rushed back because he was a man and had to be more urgent. The impatient look will make her even happier.

After entering the house, An Nuan wanted to take a shower, but Liu Changan directly hugged her into his arms and kissed her passionately. Girls always hope that they can take a shower first and be clean at this time. In fact, men don't mind at all, and even I feel that the temptation is slightly lessened after taking a bath, which actually washes away the smell of the hormones she secretes, and this smell actually plays a very strong role in promoting the relationship between men and women.

Of course, this only refers to clean and beautiful girls. Those girls who often go to nightclubs and hotels and have frequent and messy sex with men and women should not think so. They will have an indescribable smell after taking a bath.

"I can somewhat understand that after Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty got Yang Yuhuan, he no longer felt like a king. I don't want to move at all now, and I don't want to go to the training camp in the evening." An Nuan said with her pillow on Liu Changan's arm, and the two of them spent time together It always goes by so fast, it feels like an hour has passed just by lying down and kneeling.

"The one who doesn't want to move is Tang Xuanzong, not Yang Yuhuan." Liu Changan rubbed An Nuan's slippery shoulder, "Don't compare yourself to Yang Yuhuan, she cuckolded Tang Xuanzong... In fact, among the ancient emperors, the one who was There are a lot of cuckolds, not to mention nine out of ten, at least five to six out of ten."

"Are there...so many? Did you count them?" An Nuan recalled it. According to the history he had studied and the unofficial histories he had read, it seemed that the proportion was not as large as Liu Changan said.

"Just talk." Liu Changan got up first and held An Nuan in his arms, "Let's go take a bath together. It would be a pity not to have someone rub your back, cupping or something like that."

"Disgusting." An Nuan was a little proud. In fact, it is very important for her back to look good. Just like just now, Liu Changan actually looked at her back many times.

It was okay in high school. After returning from Lin'an, An Nuan became more concerned about the skin on her back, because in the volleyball team locker room, she saw that some girls were prone to small red dots and pimples on their backs, so An Nuan paid attention to it. Fortunately, I have Liu Changan's magical facial cream and his massage to nourish my body, and my skin is in good condition.

Liu Changan walked to the door with An Nuan in his arms, and was about to turn his body sideways.

When most girls are held by a boy in this position, as long as the insteps are tensed and retracted, and the boy pays a little more attention, they can get out easily, but An Nuan cannot do that. She is too tall, and the insteps are smaller than those of ordinary girls. The child is long and her calves are extremely slender. If Liu Changan had to walk straight out, her head and feet would be knocked down.

So Liu Changan went out sideways, and Professor Liu and Professor Ling, who just opened the living room door and walked in, saw his plump buttocks.

"Ah!" The muscles on Liu Changan's arms bulged. An Nuan liked it and was kissing and biting it. When her eyes met Professor Liu's, she quickly screamed and covered Liu Changan's eyes.

"Why are you covering my eyes?" Liu Changan stood calmly and said at the same time with his back to Professor Liu and Professor Ling, "Please close your eyes. Although this scene is heart-warming and unforgettable, don't look straight at it again. Staring."

An Nuan was so embarrassed that she let go of Liu Changan's eyes and wanted to help Liu Changan to block it so that she would not suffer a loss, but it was not convenient for her to be in his arms, not to mention she was not wearing anything!

Liu Changan hugged An Nuan and walked back to her room like a crab.

"I'm going to get a needle eye, a needle eye!" Professor Ling covered his eyes and sat on the sofa in panic.

"Your eyes were so wide just now, and now you're covering your eyes after everyone has gone in? It's artificial." Liu Yuewang pretended to be calm and exposed his best friend.

Professor Ling laughed and looked at Liu Yue. She was already forty years old. It was nothing to see a little boy with a bare butt. After adjusting her emotions a little, she was no longer embarrassed.

Liu Yuewang took a deep breath. No wonder she was out of breath and heartbeating when she approached the house just now. She just thought it was because she was tired from walking. She never thought that these two children were stealing food while the adults were not around.

No, not two children, one of them is no longer a child.

Thinking that he was obviously an old uncle, but he took possession of An Nuan, Liu Yuewang felt unhappy and a little guilty. After all, he couldn't get what he asked for, so he settled for the next best thing, so he let An Nuan be possessed by him. The emotions are very complicated, including the difficulty of not being able to fulfill his wish, and the feeling of being unfaithful to An Nuan. It’s really hard to put it into words. I just want to recite a poem:

You know that I have a husband, so you gave me a pair of pearls, feeling your affection, and tied them in a red robe.

The concubine's house has high-rise buildings and gardens, and the beloved man is holding a halberd in the bright light.

I know that my heart is like the sun and the moon, and my husband's oath is like life and death.

Huanjun and Mingzhu both shed tears, wishing they could not meet again when they were not married.

Many people feel something wrong when they read this poem. You, Liu Yuewang, don’t have a husband? You still wish you had met before you were married, is that too much?

In fact, as long as you know the name of the poem written by Zhang Jihe, the author, "Yan of a Jiefu: A Letter to Master Li Sikong in Dongping", it will be clear. The relationship between men and women in this word is used as a metaphor, not a literal reference. The meaning is very simple: Li Sikong, No matter how well-intentioned you are and how hungry you are for talents, I, Zhang Ji, really cannot be your dog.

Liu Yuewang is also lamenting here, Professor Liu Jianshe, no matter how well-intentioned you are, you can't get what you ask for, but I, Liu Yuewang, really can't accept your intention.

Staring blankly at the misfortune of beauty in the mirror, Liu Yuewang felt sad but helpless. It was understandable but unacceptable to be infatuated with Professor Liu Jianshe.

"It's so embarrassing! I won't go out. I will hide in my room for three days and three nights without going out!"

In the room, An Nuan threw herself on the bed, wrapped her body in the quilt, covered her face with a funny pillow, rolled around on the bed, kicked and slapped her feet, and almost fell off the bed.

"Then we will fight here for three days and three nights, forcing Professor Liu to pass through the house without entering. This will achieve the effect that as long as I am not embarrassed, she will be embarrassed." Liu Changan followed her train of thought. Got an idea.

Hearing this, An Nuan stopped rolling around and quietly removed the funny pillow. After taking a look at his smiling expression, she realized that he was just joking. She got up and screamed and howled, holding the funny pillow and pressing it on Liu Changan's face. He pushed him down, then sat on his waist and hummed: "Hurry up and think of a way! Help me save some face."

"Actually, the best way to resolve the embarrassment is that as long as I don't feel embarrassed, you are the one who is embarrassed. The second is a less face-less way to escape from the scene." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

An Nuan couldn't help but turn her head and look at the window. It was here that Liu Changan climbed in and was caught by his mother. Now he was caught by his mother and had to climb out from here. It felt a little strange.

After hesitating for a while, this seemed to be a good idea. I just had to put on my clothes and pants, go to school and take a shower. When I came back in the evening, my mother would be the only one at home. Then I would go into the room with a smile and turn a deaf ear to her taunts. There will be no problem.

There was no mother who didn't have the opportunity to ridicule that day and create an embarrassing situation the next day. An Nuan nodded and chose to escape from the scene.

With an idea in mind, An Nuan was in the mood to act coquettishly and care about other things. She threw away the funny pillow, then lay down on Liu Changan's chest, "Did you turn around just now?"

"Okay, run away quickly, you will be late if you are later." Liu Changan reached out and took her clothes from the bedside.

"Hmph... ugh... help me put it on!"

"Put it on yourself. It will take at least half an hour for me to put it on for you."

An Nuanlai acted coquettishly in his arms to show that she didn't care for half an hour, but she still put it on herself. After all, Professor Liu and Professor Ling were outside, and she wasn't that big-hearted yet.

After An Nuan got dressed, waved and jumped out from the balcony, Liu Changan came out of the room and found two professors sitting there seriously making tea and chatting calmly. As expected, they were mature women, and their reactions were general. Ordinary people already know the truth of "as long as I am not embarrassed".

"Good evening." Liu Changan might as well give in. How could he be embarrassed? His appearance just now just made them feel that their years were wasted and they felt sorry for themselves. After all, their youth was gone. Looking at his delicious and strong young body, they only felt coveted and envious of An Nuan!

"Actually, we have a custom here that if a prospective son-in-law has an affair with a girl at his mother-in-law's house and is discovered by the prospective mother-in-law, he must give her something that can beautify the skin, prolong life, whiten and brighten the skin." Liu Yuewang said implicitly. Hint, expect him to hand over more cream.

Professor Ling glanced at Liu Yue. Just now he had secretly discussed it and said that he wanted to give an implicit reminder. Is this called implicit? Why don't you just dig into your pocket and grab it?

"Junsha, I am still very familiar with it. The name Junsha has been used for three thousand years. During the Yin and Shang Dynasties, it was a branch of the Baiyue tribe. I have never heard of such a custom. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Junsha was a county in central Guizhou of Chu State. , there is no such custom. In the Qin and Han Dynasties, no matter how much research I did, I searched through various Han tombs including Mawangdui, but there was no record of such a custom... I have never heard of such a custom in the past three thousand years. .”

Looking at the expressions of Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling, Liu Changan paused, "But as it is called changing customs, if you two have needs, I have to satisfy you. Please wait a moment, I will leave some for An Nuan..."

As he spoke, Liu Changan walked into An Nuan's room, and after a while he came out with two disposable plastic cups, each containing a little clear liquid.

"This is a mild version of nutrients. Take it once a day, one drop at a time. It will not make your cells active to the point of rejuvenation, but it can indeed beautify and nourish your skin. This is a priceless treasure. Don't show it off, use it to send it to your friends. Circle." Liu Changan didn't want to spit everywhere, no, it should be called spitting.

The two were overjoyed, and Professor Ling couldn't help hugging Liu Changan, almost kissing him on the face, and said that he wanted to date An Nuan in the future, even if he told her, she would find a way to make it happen. Liu Yuewang pulled him out to make room for the young couple.

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Although there are not 10,000 words today, it is still a big chapter. Mainly because I feel that only rewards from the boss can make a bigger chapter, which is too pretentious and takes oneself too seriously.

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