I'm really immortal

In the chaos, Shen Bin was held down, and his phone was finally snatched away. After turning it on, someone grabbed his finger to unlock it. The attendee who was just here to have a meal and was not an agent directly called the police.

Liu Changan looked at this lively scene, nodded, and said to Shangguan Dandan: "The emotions expressed by the group, whether right or wrong, good or evil, are simple, direct and exaggerated at the same time. Have you noticed that in In reality, you can easily be forgiven for making a mistake, but when facing a group of people online, the same mistake seems like a heinous crime."

Liu Changan found it very interesting. He knew some psychologists, some who studied individuals and some who studied groups, but most of them were dead. Liu Changan felt sorry for them. When the Internet developed, people became more agglomerated. As things get simpler, the study of group psychology and behavior becomes more important. However, there have been few relevant psychological masterpieces recently. The simple and crude statistical laws in the name of big data are actually very superficial, but they are regarded as a guideline by many people in the economic field.

"Well, you are right. Just like any mistake you made, such as stealing my pony carriage, can be forgiven, but when you face the group of grandfather, Zhang Anshi, Tian Qianqiu, Zhang Chang and others, it becomes It's a heinous crime." Shangguan Dandan held the thermos bottle in front of him with both hands. He drank too much effervescent water and his stomach may have bulged a little. He had to block it to prevent others from discovering it, so as not to look disrespectful and disrespectful. The elegance of the Queen Mother.

Shangguan Dandan was really beautiful, but it was a pity that she had a long mouth. Liu Changan looked at her moist and red flower-like mouth, and just wanted to use the needle and thread to sew it up for her.

“The more stupid people are, the more they like to stick together, because when the group exerts its strength, these stupid people, those who are involved in dark psychology such as jealousy, and those losers, they no longer feel their mediocrity and failure, but They feel that they have gained a temporary but unstoppable power, as if they can destroy everything. This feeling makes them addicted, just like some people who cannot restrain themselves from frequent self-destruction." Liu Changan thought for a while, Psychology He is a layman, but the current management of Internet group agitation requires the participation of experts who understand group psychology in order to guide, release and solve these problems.

"No, the frequent self-deprecation may be just because pornographic things are spread too widely nowadays. Just like in the novels I read, some authors have good writing skills, but they just want to add a lot of unnecessary erotic descriptions." Shangguan Dandan said Disagree, "Just like others like to take pictures of you with sexy hair, you also like to see them."

"Let's go to the buffet." Liu Changan didn't want to finish talking to Shangguan Dandan. Shangguan Dandan was the cutest when he kept pouring drinks into his mouth, stuffing things in his mouth, and blocking his mouth to speak.

When Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan were eating at the buffet, the police came to deal with it. Then Song Taozi's mother came. After being extremely disappointed, she drove the car to the school to find Song Taozi. The police prepared to take Shen Bin away. After the procedure was completed, it was basically Sentenced pending trial.

Shen Bin asked to go to the toilet, and the police were very humane. After checking the bathroom on the first floor of the hotel, they let Shen Bin into the bathroom.

Sitting on the toilet, Shen Bin had just taken off his pants and lit a cigarette. The partition door was pushed open. When Shen Bin saw Liu Changan squeeze in, he strangled Shen Bin's neck, making him unable to make a sound. come out.

Liu Changan injected some super life energy into him to strengthen his body so that he would not be easily dizzy due to excessive blood loss due to being unable to bear the pain, and then castrated Shen Bin with a table knife.

"When I was cutting the steak just now, I felt that this knife was hard to use and a little too blunt. Fortunately, Shangguan Dandan didn't notice that I took the knife away, otherwise she would definitely follow this example in the future and would be in trouble if she was caught. It's so embarrassing." Liu Changan felt that this was very likely, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

No, I can't tease Shangguan Dandan like this. No matter how poor the Queen Mother is, at most she is just trying to use the majesty in her eyes to get discounts and sell in pieces.

Shen Bin's body convulsed due to fear and nervous reaction, but he kept staring at the toilet drain channel.

"What are you thinking about?" Liu Changan saw Shen Bin's expression and knew what he was thinking about. He explained in a soft tone, "You are about to die, and you are still thinking about the rest of your life?"

"You...what are you going to do?" Shen Bin felt his hand loosen a little, endured the severe pain, and looked at Liu Changan with pleading eyes, "Let me go..."

"How is that possible?" Liu Changan smiled and broke his neck.

Looking at Shen Bin's body, Liu Changan waved, and a ball of black hair flowed out from the exhaust fan on the ceiling. They rotated and condensed together, turning into a huge python, and swallowed Shen Bin in one bite. .

The python rushed out of the bathroom, and the frightened policemen immediately backed up against the wall. Only one of them was armed with a gun, but they did not dare to shoot casually. The python is a nationally protected animal, so it might be able to swallow a person in one bite. What level of jail is there?

"Everyone, be careful!"

"There's a python!"

People in the lobby screamed and ran away, and many people took pictures with their mobile phones as soon as they stepped away. Some people found the python crawling towards the back door of the hotel without looking back, and even filmed along the way.

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Liu Changan was riding an electric bicycle, and Shangguan Dandan was sitting in his arms. I always felt that Liu Changan was sitting a little further back today, leaving more space for Shangguan Dandan, and making the Queen Mother's noble ass much more comfortable.

Liu Changan looked down at Shangguan Dandan's hair from time to time. She was so evil. Just as Liu Changan once guessed, Shangguan Dantan's hair definitely had more than a simple function equivalent to tentacles.

"Let's go to the vending machine for a while." Shangguan Dandan looked at her empty handbag. Because she ate with Liu Changan, her full handbag in the morning was emptied before the lunch buffet. .

"Okay." Liu Changan had no objection.

"I don't like that peach-flavored yogurt. Please bring more juice. Don't use too much force when you throw it. I can't run fast and sometimes I can't catch it."

"OK."

"How about you scan the QR code and open the door, then I'll throw it away and you pick it up."

"OK."

Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction. If he had been so obedient two thousand years ago, he would not have been abolished.

In the afternoon, I played with Shangguan Dandan in the vending machine in front of the Tianhan Grand Theater for a while, and then sent her back. At this time, the incident about the appearance of a man-eating python in a five-star hotel had begun to spread on the Internet. It quickly became a trending topic and various photos and videos were widely circulated.

Someone happened to film it from beginning to end. The video showed that when the giant python rushed out of the bathroom, its mouth was still chewing, and its body was also squirming along with swallowing movements.

The giant python is more than ten meters long. Based on the length and size analysis, some people believe that it is an Amazon anaconda, or it was secretly bred by private individuals.

This argument is untenable, because the video clearly shows that this python is different from any snake in memory. Its head proportions are far greater than those of the Amazon anaconda, and it has teeth for chewing and tearing movements, which other pythons simply cannot do. It won't be like this, it will be swallowed directly.

"This is the spiritual snake that broke through the wall and flew into the sky! When we were taking a shower in the Hexi staff bathroom the night before yesterday, a snake that was practicing in the air-raid shelter broke out of the wall. It was the snake that appeared in the five-star hotel today. I could see it clearly Clearly, exactly the same!”

"It is indeed not an ordinary snake. It disappeared out of thin air after leaving the hotel and entering the green belt. The fire department invited snake experts, but no trace of it was found. Only Feitian can explain it!"

"You're stupid, it's a water monkey pretending to be one."

"Go away, use this joke everywhere, just rub it against the water monkey."

Liu Changan read the comments for a while, making all kinds of random guesses. Human beings are really interesting.

Of course, there is no trace of the python, because it was originally transformed into hair, and finally turned back into hair and returned to Shangguan Dandan's head.

While Shangguan Dandan was playing cards and exchanging the results of today's gift-picking with her friends, Liu Changan entered her room and touched the bronze coffin.

There was no light on, and the room was a little dark. There was only a patch of sunlight coming in from outside the door, and the bronze coffin looked increasingly quiet and magical.

Shangguan Dandan now seldom lies in the bronze coffin, unless she sometimes wants to caress her little coffin to show that it is still her beloved treasure.

For Shangguan Dandan, the coffin seemed to be an AI device that could be controlled by voice, similar to the various voice assistants popular today.

It may not be as powerful as those voice assistants in the use of network functions, but its capabilities in other aspects may be much more powerful, and even give people the feeling of being omnipotent.

Sometimes Liu Changan feels that it is more like a space-age survival capsule or something. A survival capsule that can support interstellar flight is naturally extremely powerful and can repair or even transform living bodies.

The bronze coffin is filled with various beautifully packaged boxes. If you look closely, you can see that they are all kinds of candies. Looking at the packaging, you can tell that Shangguan Dandan's financial resources cannot afford it. There is no doubt that she got Zhujun. Moved here behind Tang's Candy House.

Although there was quite a lot here, she moved so many times that day, so there was obviously more than meets the eye.

Liu Changan pushed the bronze coffin, and the coffin cover slid, revealing the inside of the coffin. The inside was no different from what Liu Changan had seen before. There was a brocade quilt, and under the quilt were the books that Liu Changan had put in the rattan bookcase. There are pillows, jewelry boxes, clothes, and many effervescent tablets...

He covered the coffin and looked around again. He didn't find where more candies were piled up. His eyes fell on the coffin again. Most of Shangguan Dandan's candies were hidden in the coffin. This thing can definitely be used as a storage device. The role of space.

With Liu Changan's current knowledge, it was a bit difficult to understand. He pushed the coffin cover back and forth, and suddenly felt that the coffin was standing upright, a bit like an elevator... Just like what often appears in movies, walking in can take you away. An elevator to another strange time and space.

Liu Changan touched around on the coffin. You can't tell what the name of this thing is just by looking at it. Tesla also has one. It is a thing made by concentrating the strongest technology of ancient civilizations. It is just Shangguan Dandan's and Will the Tesla one be exactly the same?

It’s unknown at the moment. We will probably wait for Su Mei’s research progress to reveal more secrets... Based on Liu Changan’s understanding of Su Mei, she will definitely explore the city under the Antarctic ice cap, as long as she is not stupid. Liu Changan would not care if Tesla was dug out again, because he himself was also very curious about ancient civilizations.

Liu Changan did not ask Shangguan Dandan directly. Firstly, she might not know it herself and was confused. Secondly, she knew that she would not tell it. The Queen Mother had no other skills. Her ability to deceive the tiger and get through cutely was first-rate. She I have said that I survive by being cute.

After checking the time, Liu Changan was about to go to class. He walked to Aunt Xie's canteen and saw Shangguan Dandan standing on a long chair through the transparent plastic curtain, holding her handbag filled with vending machine products. He was showing off something, and other old men and women showed envious expressions.

You bought it with money and others picked it up. Why are you showing off? Liu Changan couldn't understand it and didn't try to expose it. He didn't want to provoke her today.

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Some stupid book friends say that large chapters are wasteful. I don’t quite understand this. In the past, I spent three days and three hours writing 3,000 words, which was not good. Now, if I spend more than ten hours a day, writing 10,000 words, it is wasteful. What’s the logic? I've always been like this, writing when I can, and not writing at all when I don't want to.

You can say that I have always been weak, but it makes no sense to say that I am weak when writing large chapters.