I'm really immortal

The entire back curve of Yan Huaye is slightly thinner than that of Qin Yanan. If the side part of the entire chest is added, the gap will be even greater.

It's not that Yan Huaye has a bad figure, it's just two different figures. A mature and charming woman showing a delicate and girlish look is Yan Huaye's characteristic.

As the master of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, Liu Changan has a very high level and is a gentleman. He usually appreciates people openly and honestly rather than deliberately pursuing the feeling of voyeurism.

What he was observing was Yan Huaye's back skin and health.

The complex structure of the back provides the strength for human trunk activities and protects important organs of the human body. Because of the large number of nerves, bones, muscles, ligaments and tendons in the back, as well as the radiation of pain from the organs, back pain is the most common problem for adults. One of the pain that occurs.

Many cancer symptoms are also noticed from back pain. At this time, you can scratch the back of your waist to see if there is slight pain or stiffness?

This has nothing to do with disease. It’s just that most people now rarely get beaten or exercise, and the body’s ability to resist pain has decreased. It hurts just by pinching.

The skin on Yan Huaye's back is in good condition. It seems that her body is very receptive to the essence of the super life form, and it is expected to prolong her life.

"Huh? Who opened the door just now?" Qin Yanan glanced back sensitively, feeling that it might not be the technician who went downstairs to get the stone.

Yan Huaye was enjoying it with her eyes closed, while another technician was concentrating on pushing her back, and neither of them knew it.

Qin Yanan wrapped herself in a big towel and walked out. She saw her tall brother sitting on the sofa, flipping through a copy of "Prey Man" published by New Weekly.

He was holding a glass of orange juice in his other hand, and the orange glass bottle was standing aside, bubbling.

"After you closed the door of the hot spring room and then I came out, in such a short period of time, you were able to set up your POS, pick up the orange juice and pick up the book. It's really hard for you." Qin Yanan thought of the time she was at his house, and An Nuan called When the video call came, he carried her outside the house as fast as lightning, and then started to answer Annuan's call.

"The feeling of the length of time varies from person to person. An ant crawls slowly and leisurely. It takes a long time to travel, maybe just a few steps away from an elephant. You think I am hasty, but in fact it is just that your movements are too fast. Slow down, I was calm and orderly just now, not posturing as you imagined." Liu Changan said disapprovingly.

"Okay, I know you are fast." Qin Yanan said meaningfully.

Mature women really like to tease men's sense of time. This is not a bad idea. In fact, it also implies that they are more willing to reveal their desires and desire to be satisfied subconsciously.

If a woman always likes to make this kind of joke and use this kind of words to tease a man, it will often make people feel that she has an opportunity, but it is best for a man to calmly and tactfully test many times to avoid falling into a trap where I can molest you but not you. He was stabbed several times and the gold coins dropped with a bang.

At this time, the technician who went down to get the meteorite came up. Qin Yanan asked her to give Yan Huaye a hot compress on her back first. Watching the technician walk into the hot spring room, Qin Yanan walked to Liu Changan's side.

Qin Yanan was only wearing a big towel, and her slender legs were clearly visible. Liu Changan thought of the thirty or forty female bodies in the bathroom. Sure enough, ordinary women with so many superimposed on top of each other could not compare to Qin Yanan's beauty.

"When I'm fast, I can swell your butt in a second." Liu Changan is no ordinary man. As one of the strongest males on earth, he doesn't need to be eager to prove himself when a woman tells him he's fast.

"How dare you!" Qin Yanan didn't believe it. He pressed his fingers on the center of the hem of the towel, and grabbed the top of the towel on his chest with his other hand. He sat down with his legs together. If he could do it in this situation, he would lift the towel. When the time comes, you probably won’t be able to take action anymore, right? How can a man be so ruthless as to destroy flowers?

She couldn't tell, Qin Yanan suddenly didn't feel so confident. She thought of the old tea cake with the corgi butt. Maybe he had already played something similar and was a little immune?

"Look at this man, he has collected 10,558 different Coke cans from 87 countries, breaking the Guinness World Record." Liu Changan naturally changed the subject, "Human beings are like this, as long as they are a little happy and have a sense of accomplishment, they can Satisfaction, no matter how boring things can be, can be persevered. Monster killing, fighting, and self-destruction are all such uses of slight pleasure to satisfy people, making people addicted."

Qin Yanan's cheeks were slightly red. He quietly mixed in such a word. Was he testing or teasing her?

"You should read more parenting books." Qin Yanan casually grabbed a parenting book and handed it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan glanced at it and saw that it was a collection of articles published in a magazine. This type of parenting book was not very professional, but contained a lot of chicken soup content. So he opened the shopping app and wanted to read professional parenting books. He couldn't help but type in the search bar. Now: "raise sheep".

""Scientific Sheep Raising Technology with Colorful Illustrations", "Efficient Meat Sheep Breeding Technology", "Series of Large-Scale and Standardized Breeding of Small Livestock", "Training and Emotional Training of Pet Sheep", "New Favorite of Nobles: Alpaca"..." Qin Yanan read Books displayed on his phone screen.

Liu Changan pressed his temples and turned off the screen depressedly.

"Are you tacitly admitting that my Qianqian is the same as Zhu Juntang?" Qin Yanan reacted and pushed Liu Changan angrily.

"No, I made a typo. Look at this... the word "parenting", can it easily be translated as raising sheep?" Liu Changan thought for a while, and this is the truth.

"That must be because you have searched for sheep raising before this happens." Qin Yanan was doubtful, and then touched her belly. She and Liu Hanchan now have a deep mother-daughter relationship, and they have very high expectations for Liu Hanchan. , when he educates his daughter to be very good and surpasses Zhu Juntang in all aspects, Su Mei will be angry to death.

What's more, according to this kind of palace struggle involving the first and second wives, an outstanding child is the basis for solid favor. In ancient imperial families, only the mother of the prince could survive... However, in order to prevent relatives from interfering in politics, some princes were established. The prince’s mother will be killed from now on.

Of course, our old Liu family is not so cruel, but Qin Yanan still hopes that his Liu Qianqian can be focused on training. Now Liu Changan is obviously doting on Zhu Juntang. Maybe Su Mei will get some opportunities to turn over because of this. Qin Yanan should pay attention to the clues in this area now. .

"Give me your phone." Liu Changan stretched out his hand.

Qin Yanan touched the sofa and took out a tablet for him.

Nowadays, many browsing and search records on mobile phones are recorded in the cloud. Liu Changan entered the browser, looked at the search records, and found some interesting records: Why is it that my best friend always imitates sheep? Girls like to imitate sheep. What is the psychology behind barking? Does imitating sheep barking reflect the Electra mentality?

"Plastic bestie." Liu Changan laughed.

"I'm really worried that she will turn into a sheep one day... It's just a random search. You haven't seen Zhu Juntang's search records. They are full of surprises. They ask about things that no one has ever asked." Qin Yanan was a little confused. said awkwardly.

Liu Changan didn't take it seriously. Avrona and Xiaobai were typical animals that evolved into human form. It was a kind of evolution. Mrs. Karnstein obtained the ability of bats to change their body shape and also obtained many of the skills of bats. How could they turn into sheep? , is that called evolution? Can you gain any abilities?

"Are there any sheep eyes in the kitchen?" The last time Liu Changan ate here, Zhu Juntang brought sheep eyes in an attempt to make Qin Yanan sick.

"The sheep don't have eyes, but the lamb ribs do have a fan. I planned to cook some food and bring it to school tomorrow to treat my colleagues in the department to eat. I have to participate in pregnant women's training classes and club activities. Sometimes I have to ask for leave, but I'm never in school. ." Qin Yanan doesn't think that after the school's top management is dealt with, the lower levels will not have to deal with it. It is also important to have a good relationship with colleagues and reduce some gossip.

Liu Changan got up, went to the kitchen to prepare the lamb ribs, put them in a pot and cooked them, then came to the hot spring room to send the two spa technicians away, and then suggested that he come to give them massage and body care in person.

Yan Huaye was a little shy, but since his sister was here, it should be a very formal and ordinary massage, so he didn't have any objections.

After the massage, I ate some hot lamb chops. It was such a refreshing night. Yan Huaye and Qin Yanan's cheeks both looked healthy and rosy. Liu Changan also ate so much that his hands and mouth were full of oil and water. In the cold and windy early spring, after eating a big pot of mutton, a lot of my dissatisfaction with Zhu Juntang disappeared.

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(20,000 words in 2011)

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In the morning, Liu Changan regained the appearance and mental outlook of an ordinary college student. He came down from the Lushan Mountain, faced the slowly rising red sun, looked at the statues of great men in the middle of the Xiangjiang River, and stepped across the Juzhou Bridge built by the people of Junsha using voluntary labor. , came to the center of the prosperous city.

Behind the bustling high-rise buildings, there are simple houses hidden. Many old people who get up early start to wander around at this time. They occasionally look at the young people who have indulged all night and stare at those who are holding live broadcasts on their mobile phones. My eyes are full of confusion and thoughts. I grew up here. Why has my ordinary hometown in my eyes started to become strange and become a so-called internet celebrity check-in point that countless people are chasing and yearning for?

This city should have always looked like it did in the 1980s and 1990s, or earlier. The memories of the old people seem to be no longer refreshed, and they are resistant to the strangeness brought about by the rapid development.

Liu Changan was thinking about something that was not there, so he walked a little too far, and instead of turning back to enter through the gate of the community, he jumped directly in from the wall, and saw Zhou Shuling tossing with the piece of land that Aunt Zhao had transferred to her.

Seeing her lifting the hoe high and losing her balance with one foot, Liu Changan knew that although Zhou Shuling's original family life was difficult, she had never done farm work, and he didn't know who borrowed the hoe. It's heavy and big, and it's not something she can wield freely.

Liu Changan grabbed the hoe easily, and Zhou Shuling turned her head unexpectedly, "Ah... I'm digging the soil. Have you had breakfast?"

"Let me finish digging the ground and go back to buy vegetables as soon as possible." Liu Changan began to hoe the ground.

Zhou Shuling stood aside and watched. Liu Changan had just put down the hoe three times. Zhou Shuling felt that he had the look of an old farmer. It is the so-called expert who can tell when he makes a move, the height, strength and depth of the hoe. , the neatness of throwing the soil to one side, as if he had been doing farm work for many years.

"I'll dig it up, and you just sprinkle some chicken manure in. When plowing the ground, you should sprinkle base fertilizer to improve the soil quality." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling, who was watching his work blankly.

"Okay." It turned out that she could cooperate with him, and Zhou Shuling happily participated.

The men and women are matched, so the work is not tiring. Liu Changan quickly finished hoeing and told Zhou Shuling that the current pepper seedlings and garlic seedlings can be purchased online, which has a much higher survival rate than her own.

Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan went back carrying hoes and buckets of chicken manure.

It was Liu Changan who did the physical work, but Zhou Shuling had to go upstairs to take a shower, feeling that she would inevitably smell like chicken manure.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong have already gotten up. The former will not go to work, but Zhou Shuling wants to avoid Zhou Dongdong, lest Zhou Dongdong wants to poop in the ground and tries to replace Zhou Shuling's chicken manure for fertilization.

Zhou Dongdong stood under the sycamore tree, waving his arms up and down extremely seriously.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked casually. The question he asked was meaningless, because the things Zhou Dongdong did were often meaningless.

"Our teacher said that if you work hard and persevere, you can achieve your goals. I am now working hard to practice waving my wings like a bird. One day I will fly a little bit." Zhou Dongdong said breathlessly.

"Since you know this truth, then why don't you study hard and improve a few places from the last place?" Liu Changan asked curiously.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment, then slowly turned around, turned his back to Liu Changan, continued to wave his arms, and walked upstairs.

Shangguan Dandan giggled while holding his own thermos kettle. His shoes fell off his toes. His toes wrapped in plain white socks rubbed against the vent cover of the small stove to make the fire bigger. He quickly boiled the kettle. Wow!

But she noticed that Liu Changan's eyes were on her, and thinking of what happened to Zhou Dongdong just now, Shangguan Dandan touched the thermos, poured a glass of champagne and drank it.

When I woke up in the morning, there was no boiling water for effervescent tablets, so of course I had to drink some dizzying champagne first.

"Zhou Shuling was farming just now." Liu Changan said.

"Although Xiaoling does not have a noble background, she is virtuous, very down-to-earth, and has no pretentiousness. She is worthy of the position of queen. I will give her the queen's seal without any hesitation." Shangguan nodded calmly. Nodding and raising her hand, she realized that Zhou Shuling had gone upstairs to take a shower, so she bent her hand halfway and touched her head. The Queen Mother is also very cute. She got up early in the morning and boiled water and did housework. She deserves praise. Touching The same goes for the Queen Mother's head.

"The Han Dynasty was a farming civilization and attached great importance to agriculture. Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty would personally go to the fields to cultivate every spring plowing time. It was precisely because of Emperor Wen's national policy of recuperation and emphasis on farming that it laid the foundation for Emperor Wu's expedition to the Xiongnu. Otherwise, why Those who attack our strong men will be killed no matter how far away they are, so how can they achieve the great feat of sealing the wolf to Xu?" Liu Changan recalled.

"Then during the days when you were emperor, did you pay attention to farming, go to war against the Huns, or seal the wolf as a vassal?" Shangguan Dandan tilted his head and stared at Liu Changan seriously, "In the end, you were just playing around. All the women in Weiyang Palace. What do you mean by telling me this now?"

Liu Changan was speechless for a moment. This Shangguan Dandan was really sharp-tongued and difficult to deal with. Liu Changan had been tricked by her many times. He should have been more vigilant and avoided provoking her less.

But having already talked about this, Liu Changan's expression remained unchanged, "I am just an ordinary college student who adheres to the core values ​​of socialism. Since you insist on your identity as the Queen Mother, you should uphold the consistent agricultural thinking of the Han Dynasty and help Zhou Shuling hoeed the ground."

Shangguan Dandan turned around and looked. Zhou Shuling went upstairs to take a bath, but the hoe and the bucket of chicken manure were left downstairs.

Shangguan Dandan walked over, stretched out a finger and touched the hoe, and was a little confused, why are these ordinary tools always able to absorb all the strength of the Queen Mother?

"I have no strength! I can't carry it, I can't lift it, I don't know how!" Shangguan Dandan touched the hoe, climbed back to sit on the high chair, and continued to hold the thermos bottle.

"Haha!" Liu Changan sneered and took out his mobile phone.

Shangguan glanced at him Dandan, raised the lid of the thermos flask, and drank the champagne water inside.

Liu Changan found Shangguan Dandan's circle of friends and clicked in.

Shangguan Dandan squinted his eyes, looking at the sun rising gradually in the east, the sycamore trees in spring, the new buds were green and especially cute, and a cricket was shouting "take it apart, wash it and make it single".

"Where are the Moments you posted yesterday?" Liu Changan swiped his fingers a few times and was shocked to find that all the dozens of Moments Shangguan Dandan had posted about moving to a candy house had been deleted.

Shangguan Dandan jumped down from the high chair, moved the high chair to Liu Changan's side, climbed up again, and put Liu Changan's head into his arms. He looked at the child with a look of disbelief on his face, just like Zhou who had just been hit. It was like a thump, so naturally he had to be gently comforted by the Queen Mother.

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