I'm really immortal

When Liu Changan walked home, it was already noon. There was not even a dog at home, let alone someone to cook for him.

It seems that Lu Si'en also went out to play, instead of hiding somewhere and loyally waiting for Liu Changan like when he was waiting for Zhou Dongdong.

After all, he is the protector of the Holy Lady, so Liu Changan has no objection.

He rummaged in the refrigerator and then searched upstairs, and unexpectedly discovered that Zhou Shuling had bought several sets of black and white underwear sets that Li Hongfang had mentioned.

Still haven't found any ready-made food.

Liu Changan took beef, eggs, vegetables, ham sausages, and the hot sauce he made during military training last year in the refrigerator and cooked them in one pot. Finally, he added some instant noodles as the staple food.

Ah, if this was seen by Koreans, they wouldn't claim that this is their national treasure delicacy - military hot pot.

Back then, the U.S. military stationed in Korea had abundant supplies, so they often threw away canned ham that was uneaten or spoiled. The colonial people picked it up and added some vegetable leaves to it, and it became the famous gourmet military pot in Korea.

What fun.

Ever since Shangguan Dandan came out of the coffin, Liu Changan rarely ate alone. As he ate, Liu Changan wiped his mouth and frowned, remembering something.

Middle-aged working men are under great pressure from work and go home late every day.

The wife and daughter had already gone to bed, the bedroom door was closed, and the middle-aged man was eating a cold meal.

He was thinking that his daughter would have to pay for piano lessons, the math cram school hadn't been found yet, her parents hadn't been back for a visit for a long time, his aunt's son was getting married, his third uncle was hospitalized in the city, and the mortgage and car loans were due. My wife just bought a bag and luckily it can be paid in installments. The old Wang next door smokes He Tianxia, ​​but she is still smoking Furong Wang.

The man came to the bathroom and found that he had some difficulty in urinating. The sound of water dripping was faint and absent, unlike before.

In order not to disturb his wife and daughter's sleep, the man fell asleep in the study.

As the days passed, the man touched his sparse hair and suddenly found that his wife's appearance was a little blurry in his mind. He was shocked that the living conditions between the couple had become alienated and indifferent, and he ran home panting.

There was a pair of men's leather shoes placed at the door of his house. His wife's seductive but unfamiliar moans came from the bedroom. He walked over and opened the door tremblingly...

When Liu Changan thought of this, he couldn't help but feel some resonance with depression. Now he was eating instant noodles alone, how he could understand the state of mind of this middle-aged man!

He was able to experience this unexperienced state of mind of an ordinary middle-aged man through the act of cooking and eating instant noodles alone. He was really becoming more and more ordinary. Liu Changan nodded with satisfaction to himself.

Of course, ordinary middle-aged people have to worry about their daughter's piano studies and cram school, so it is natural for him to think of sending Zhu Juntang to school later.

After eating the instant noodles, Liu Changan cleared the table and went to the canteen to watch the old men and women playing cards. He also inquired about Shangguan Dandan's reputation and market conditions for playing cards.

"Don't come to play anymore. We had a good time with Dandan." Old Man Qian said.

"Xiao Liu's cards are still good." Mrs. Liu said it nicely, but she didn't object. Shangguan Dandan didn't like Mrs. Liu's use of eggs to offset the debt, but it was better than trying to win all her little hens. Good going, Liu Changan.

"Didn't you play well with me before?" Liu Changan said dissatisfied.

"I'll still call you when we're alone, but Dandan takes priority." Another old lady said.

"Hurry up and call Dandan over, our dance team's internal card game!" Old Man Qin said.

Liu Changan left angrily. This was definitely bullying and exclusion! What kind of dance team insider is Shangguan Dandan? During her first dance team training, she did less than ten twists and turns, and then walked away holding a thermos.

If you weren't next door, Zhu Juntang would have to cancel your team tour reward after winning the prize.

Liu Changan came to Baolong Center, took the elevator and paused on the 98th floor. Zhu Juntang's new assistant Jin Xiaomei walked in.

"Mr. Liu, good afternoon." Jin Xiaomei smiled, bowed and said hello.

Liu Changan nodded. Zhongqing would call him by his first name, but Jin Xiaomei, neither in terms of status nor relationship with Liu Changan, was worthy enough to call Liu Changan by his first name.

He was very impressed by Jin Xiaomei's beauty. Although it was obvious that Jin Xiaomei's face had undergone surgery, the adjustment was really good. It could be regarded as a masterpiece in the plastic surgery industry.

Liu Changan himself often pinches his face, and has no prejudice against plastic surgery... As long as the plastic surgery looks good, it's not his girlfriend or wife anyway, and there is no need to worry that after marrying a plastic surgery girl, giving birth to a child will always arouse all kinds of suspicion. , thus making it difficult to face.

The plastic surgery technology embodied on Jin Xiaomei's face does not seem to be available in ordinary hospitals. Liu Changan suspects that Jin Xiaomei is also the work of Su Mei, using some technologies from the Tesla Research Center.

Unless you are a close best friend, it is very impolite for someone with a normal relationship to ask if the other person has had plastic surgery and why. Liu Changan asked implicitly: "Have you been to South Korea?"

"Ah?" Jin Xiaomei tapped her face lightly with her finger, showing a surprised expression. The tip of her tongue was moist and tender without any coating, making her look very healthy and beautiful, "No, Mr. Liu."

Liu Changan didn't ask any more questions. His question was too reserved. Most people probably wouldn't associate "going to South Korea" with "going for plastic surgery."

"By the way, is my dog ​​here?"

"Yes, his name is Lu Si'en. He is playing with the door owner... By the way, the door owner is also a dog." Jin Xiaomei is not only responsible for taking care of Zhu Juntang, but also sometimes takes care of Zhu Juntang's pets.

Liu Changan looked at Jin Xiaomei calmly and did not rub Jin Xiaomei's face back into a look that even plastic surgery could not bring back.

"Take me to see it."

Jin Xiaomei felt stiff all over, and all the air in the elevator was forced out, making it difficult for her to breathe. Fortunately, the elevator had stopped, and Jin Xiaomei quickly walked in front to lead the way, thinking that no wonder the third lady was so afraid of him.

Because the third lady and her guests got up too late, Jin Xiaomei had just communicated with the kitchen about postponing lunch for a while, so that Jin Xiaomei would meet Liu Changan... Former Assistant Zhong often said that this Mr. Liu is better Jin Xiaomei didn't notice it at all.

Jin Xiaomei suspected that Zhong Qing and Liu Changan were actually having an affair. There was no direct evidence, but women's intuition was always particularly sensitive in this regard.

Liu Changan soon saw Lu Si'en and another dog. He also saw alpaca kennels, kennels, a cross-floor marine animal living area, etc. on the road. It was like a zoo hundreds of meters in the air. No wonder in Zhujun In Tang's eyes, five thousand square meters on a single floor is not considered a luxury house at all... She hasn't even built a racecourse or a forest park, and the zoo is not as good as the Shonan Provincial Zoo.

Lu Si En occasionally raises his legs to pee, and now he does these gender-disordered actions. In fact, in the eyes of dog owners, it is very common, and many female dogs do this.

The tradition of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect is that force is never allowed and there is absolutely zero tolerance for this kind of behavior. Liu Changan shouted angrily, "Bitch, be careful, I'll castrate you."

"Go and play." Liu Changan patted Lu Si'en on the head and then motioned for him to play by himself.

Lu Si'en put down the dog in his mouth, bit the dog's leash again, and walked the dog.

Liu Changan went downstairs to find Zhu Juntang.

"We had a lot of fun last night. Both Dan Dan and Professor Liu tried on my little skirt. Dong Dong used the alpaca as a doll and wanted to ride on Long Aotian's back, but he was sprayed with saliva... ...Haha..." When Zhu Juntang saw Liu Changan, he was a little regretful that he didn't come over to play together. Otherwise, by joining forces with Dandan, and with Professor Liu's identity as the prospective mother-in-law, he might be able to force Liu Changan to join in and have some fun. A game to humiliate him.

"Change clothes and go to class." Liu Changan stated the purpose of his visit succinctly.

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment. How could someone be forced to go to school while they were having fun? Zhu Juntang looked at the brand new custom-made golden sheep doll suit he had just put on, and was furious.

The sheep doll costume does not have horns, but it has two sheep ears, which are stretched straight and flapping with Zhu Juntang's breathing. Matching her expression, she looks like an angry sheep.

Liu Changan looked at her calmly. The fact that there were no horns did not mean that she was not equipped with an electric shock device. As long as she came close, he would peel off her skin and show her countless short videos of sheep being shaved. ...Although the last time I showed her this little video, it didn't leave a deep psychological shadow.

It's obvious.

"Have you watched "Three Kingdoms"?" Zhu Juntang calmed down and decided to reason with Liu Changan.

Liu Changan nodded. As long as it involved topics such as history and culture, he could still talk to her calmly.

"Professor Liu recited the "Preparation Manual" last night." Zhu Juntang showed a shocked expression, "She even recited it backwards once...while she was drunk."

"You can remember the name "Shi Shi Biao", I feel like I'm drunk." Liu Changan nodded.

""Biao Shi" is an article written by Zhuge Liang to Liu Adou." Zhu Juntang was not drunk last night, because her purpose was to play with other people at will. Of course, she could not be drunk and secretly put her own clothes on others while they were drinking. The wine was replaced by pineapple beer...a cheap sparkling drink that looks like beer but actually has no alcohol.

"What do you want to say?" Liu Changan frowned.

"You see, Zhuge Liang visited the thatched cottage three times, and later became sworn friends with Liu Bei in Taoyuan. He was so loyal that he vomited blood in disgust. What's the use of trying to make Liu Adou the emperor of the Three Kingdoms? After his death, will Liu Adou become the emperor? Zhuge Liang vomited blood , even if a blood bank could be built, it would not be able to support Liu Adou." Zhu Juntang lamented.

Liu Chang'an took a deep breath, "It's not nausea and vomiting blood. It's called heart-breaking work. It describes Zhuge Liang's hard work and hard work that he devoted all his energy and devoted himself to the end."

"You use an idiom that I don't even understand to explain a relatively simple idiom. Is there something wrong with your brain?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan suspiciously.

Liu Changan clenched his fists, "Are you trying to say that you are just like Liu Adou, no matter how I educate you or assist you, you will ultimately fall short?"

"Wise." Zhu Juntang raised his hand and pressed his trembling sheep's ears. This emotion perception and control system didn't seem to be very easy to use. When it trembled, it felt like he was having epilepsy. "Look at the friends I have made. , Qin Yanan's brain is abnormal, and she fantasizes about being a pregnant woman all day long. Dandan is majestic every day, intoxicated with two thousand years ago and can't extricate himself. Apart from playing cards, he drinks and drinks with nothing to do every day. Zhou Dongdong ranks first in the class in eating and has good grades. Ranked last in the class. Zhou Shuling is a boss lady who still pretends to be busy even though she makes as much money as her rice noodle shop. There is also Bai Fen, who has nothing in his mind except a small hoe."

"Is this still the circle of friends of a world-class heir to evil forces? I have already degenerated." Zhu Juntang sighed deeply, "Since I have already degenerated, why not completely degenerate? You must not want to see me change because of I want to be better and treat my friends as passers-by. Zhu Juntang, who is so cold, so ruthless, so noble, and so lonely, is not my pursuit."

Liu Changan's heart exploded. Fortunately, his body was strong and his control was extremely strong, so his whole body was not blown away by the explosion.

He tried to stay calm and reshaped the heart that exploded in his chest, then slowly stepped forward and asked word by word, "Have you ever heard of the power of the ancient world?"

Zhu Juntang nodded, but he didn't know what Liu Changan was going to do, so he followed him fearfully.

In fact, she also knew that she should run away at this time, but she was just a weak Bie Baa, could she still escape from his grasp? It's better to follow him immediately and see how he wants to deal with him.

Zhu Juntang's sheep ears began to shake at high speed. Only then did she realize that the shaking speed controlled by this emotion sensing system was so that the more scared she was, the faster it would be, and it was not so sensitive to other emotions.

Human beings are able to continue to reproduce because they know fear. All creatures that do not know whether to live or die are extinct. Zhu Juntang discovered this.

Liu Changan came to Zhu Juntang's princess dressing room, which was filled with lolita-style, gorgeous dinner-style skirts and dresses as well as accessories. Zhongqing was ordered to renovate it recently and install a safe door at the level of a major international bank's vault. It was to prevent Liu Changan from killing Zhu Juntang's beloved skirt and socks.

Zhu Juntang saw Liu Changan stretch out a hand. His arm swelled like the Hulk, and his muscles bulged like hard stones.

Liu Changan really couldn't restrain the ancient power in his body... a power that truly came from the ancient times, not an adjective or a fairy term.

The arms were covered with black scales, each one shiny and hard, reflecting Zhu Juntang's stunned face with his round mouth.

His palms were even more unrecognizable, turning into some kind of dragon claws that could pierce and crush everything!

Liu Changan's hand pierced the metal door in front of him little by little, with five fingers piercing it. Then he pulled hard, and the entire door and the wall were torn off by Liu Changan.

Looking at Zhu Juntang who was stunned like a dead sheep, Liu Changan asked coldly, "Are you going to class this afternoon?"

Zhu Juntang nodded repeatedly, and while looking at Liu Changan's frightening eyes, he came over with trembling legs.

The sheep ears on her head trembled so much that they seemed to be able to fly with her.

Zhu Juntang reached out and touched Liu Changan's big hand, then turned his head to look at Liu Changan, lowered his head and bit Liu Changan's hand and limbs as if he had descended from a prehistoric species.

I can't bite it at all!

It was so scary that Zhu Juntang turned around and ran away.

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The middle-aged man opened the door and saw the scene:

Those who guess the first type are considered normal people, live a positive life, and are full of trust in their friends and relatives.

I guess the second type is more sad.

If you guess the third type, please leave the earth.

As for which three types I am talking about, can you guess?

Asking for a monthly ticket.