I'm really immortal

Liu Changan squatted by the river and washed his hands. He had just helped the man beat his bones and joints and straighten his meridians. But a person with a dirty and dirty heart would inevitably feel that he would be unclean if he touched him, so he had to wash his hands. handwashing.

The river water was unexpectedly clear, and many species of aquatic life were extinct, but the water quality was at least much better than it was twenty or thirty years ago.

You can see many fine corpses of aquatic organisms on the shallow riverside, floating, settling, and being swallowed up by the environment where they grew and died, and re-entered the cycle of nature.

Before the progress of natural science, there were stories of people entering hell and reincarnation after death. Is this a simple understanding of the cycle of material life?

He looked back at the middle-aged man who was still vomiting on the beach, and then at Bai Hui who didn't look back. It was such a sharp contrast between ugliness and beauty.

Liu Changan admitted that the night and the river breeze were not stunning, but they were just landscapes dotted with white fennel.

"Let's go." Liu Changan walked behind Bai Hui and said.

"What did you just do?" Bai Hui was playing with her phone pretending to be calm, but she couldn't help but prick up her ears to listen.

She didn't dare to look back now, for fear of seeing that the middle-aged man was no longer complete, with arms and legs missing.

"Do you know Jiao Man?" Liu Changan kicked away the pebbles under his feet and walked towards the scenic path along the river bank.

Bai Hui glanced at the river on the side. There were many myths and legends related to it, but the sharks and the Xiangjiang River seemed to have nothing to do with each other.

"I know, the mermaid is our mermaid, also called Quanke. It is said that the mermaid was caught in Qin Shihuang's imperial mausoleum to make an ever-bright lantern, and it is still burning now."

Bai Hui said sympathetically, "The ancient "Book of Mountains and Seas", "Sou Shen Ji", "Dade of the South China Sea", and the modern Kyushu series also have sharks."

"I'm talking about the dragon's dragon." Liu Changan said.

Bai Hui was a little confused, then searched for it and pointed to the introduction on Baidu, "Look, it says that the shark is connected to the dragon."

"Who told you to take things from Baidu as authoritative? Many people just search on Baidu, go to popular science, and try to argue. In fact, it is stupid. You must not do this." Liu Changan waved his hand.

Bai Hui was a little unconvinced, but she also knew that what he said was right. Just like the "Bai girl's grave" he mentioned last time, only the girl's grave could be found on Baidu, which had nothing to do with what he meant, and what he said A poem praising the white fennel and the bear cannot be found.

A search engine that focuses on Chinese has been in use for so many years, but it is so useless. It is really rubbish. No wonder many companies can only take domestic dividends and cannot start any business once they go abroad. After all, they are just pigs in the spotlight and rubbish. .

"Jiao man, next to the insect, next to the shark, next to the word fish. If you think about it carefully, you will know that these cannot be the same creature." Liu Changan continued.

Bai Hui frowned, thought about it carefully, and still wanted to refute him, "In ancient times, animals were divided into five categories, called five insects. Fish, lizards, snakes, etc. are all scale insects! Their leader is the dragon, that is, You mentioned the dragon next to the insect. Then why can’t the fish have sex with the insect?”

Liu Changan is very patient now and does not intend to classify Bai Hui into the ranks of Gong Jing for the time being, not to mention that Gong Jing who is so good-looking and has such a good-looking figure is a Gong Jing who can reason with her instead of talking about physics. ,

"What you said proves that insect sex and fish sex cannot be used interchangeably, because the sharks of fish sex are just one kind of Jiao people of insect sex." Liu Changan was not surprised. Bai Hui had no insight after all, " There are so many magical animals in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", how many have she seen? Modern people are generally very strange.

"The Jiao-men I am talking about are a more common type, common in rivers and lakes. They are completely different from the tragic and beautiful Jiao-men in the literary works you have read. The Jiao-men among insects are ferocious. They are violent and have a promiscuous nature. In ancient stories, the Hebo and the like who asked young girls to be sacrificed were mostly Jiao people."

Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui and then at the Xiangjiang River, "If there is a Jiao Man in the Xiangjiang River, a girl like you will probably be dragged into the river by him."

"Ah, is it because I'm white and fragrant, like a cute little white pig, so he wants to eat me?" Bai Hui said a little nervously and frightened. Just because he was nervous and frightened, he naturally pulled away again. Caught his arm.

The girl's timid behavior at this time was to hold his arm and press her chest against him, suppressing her pounding heartbeat in order to feel a little more at ease.

Liu Changan looked at her strangely. Now Bai Hui is becoming more and more confident. Looking at this pretentious performance, she is not afraid of Liu Changan exposing and attacking her in person.

Forget it, Liu Changan is a kind-hearted person, and it is rare for him to gain confidence. This is not a bad thing.

"Of course the Jiao Man will drag you into the river to be his wife and let you give birth to a litter of little Jiao Man."

Liu Changan continued, "The Jiao man is very promiscuous by nature. When there is a woman, he fucks with her, and when there is no woman, he fucks with himself... Because since his name has Jiao in it, he naturally has similarities with the physical attributes of those bugs. He bends his body. It is also their daily hobby to bite the thing they own and have sex with it.”

Bai Anise was stunned, there is such a creature!

"There's nothing strange. It's not just ancient mythical creatures that do this. Now if you go to the zoo and see monkeys, orangutans, they will do the same thing." Liu Changan was very fortunate to take Zhou Dongdong to the zoo. At that time, those primates did not do this.

Bai Fen's cheeks were red. In fact, she had seen some monkeys in the zoo peeing into its own mouth... But most of these monkeys were single, and there was nothing they could do.

Bai Hui lowered her head and glanced randomly, then looked around in the distance, and closed her mouth tightly. She couldn't think about these things, her mouth could only be used to eat delicious food.

"That man just now, I just turned him into a dragon. I hope he can solve the problem by himself in the future." Liu Changan finally told Bai Hui what he had done.

Bai Hui finally understood and looked at Liu Changan in a panic. From his eyes, he confirmed that he understood correctly. He couldn't help but press his chest and retching. Liu Changan is such a pervert!

But even though he was a pervert, why was he still unwilling to let go of his arm, instead holding it tightly? Maybe I was trained well by him and couldn't resist him.

In other words, no matter how shameless I act now, or how shameless I think of pictures, it's all because of him, not her problem.

Huh... Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief.

The two chatted all the way, walked to the bus stop and sat back in the opposite direction, then took another bus and got off at the gate of Bai Hui's community.

"Thank you for your hard work." Bai Hui put his hands in his sleeves and held them tightly. Is he about to go back?

He sent him off like this, so he had to thank him anyway, for example, let him go upstairs for a cup of tea or something... No, he likes to drink orange juice.

Otherwise, how bad would it be to just let him go back like this? Or maybe treat him to dinner another day or something, that would be the reason for the next date... no, the next meeting.

But an invitation is worse than a chance encounter. Who knows when it will happen another day? What if he has no time lately, but he shouldn't be busy tonight.

"Well, goodbye, go to bed early." Liu Changan nodded, turned around and prepared to leave.

"Liu Changan..."

Liu Changan stopped.

"I... I have too much orange juice at home and I can't finish it. You... help me drink some." Bai Hui said hesitantly. This should be considered a valid reason. The last time he came to her house, her mother was I asked him to drink orange juice. He had seen a lot of orange juice in the refrigerator, right?

Then does your reason feel sufficient?

"Okay... is your mother at home?" Liu Changan asked.

"My mother is not at home." Bai Hui said quickly, "My parents went to a relative's house to play mahjong. They played mahjong all night long."

Why did he ask this question? Bai Hui was a little nervous. She flirted with him in the alley today. It is said that boys will have some desire in their bodies at this time, and they will be ready to act and often lose their minds.

Was he planning to do something to her while her mother was not at home?

But Bai Hui felt that he would not be like this, so he confessed the situation with great trust. After all, it would be too much to lie to him that his mother was at home and guard against his friends like this.

"Sorry, I still want to chat with your mother. I really like your mother, she is silly and cute." Liu Changan said slightly disappointed.

"You actually comment on your elders like this!"

Bai Hui criticized Liu Changan with wide eyes, then tugged on his sleeves and asked him to follow her upstairs.

Walking to the door of Bai Hui's house, Bai Hui had just pressed his fingerprints when the door was already opened. It turned out to be a relative of Bai Hui. He greeted Bai Hui and then looked at Liu Changan up and down for several times before leaving with a smile.

"Dad, Mom, cousin, why are you at home? Didn't you go to my second uncle's house to play cards?" Bai Hui asked strangely, and then introduced to his father Bai Shengtian with some embarrassment, "He is my high school classmate, and he is now University alumnus, Liu Changan.”

"Hello, uncle." Liu Changan greeted Bai Shengtian, and Bai Shengtian smiled and shook hands with Liu Changan.

"Did you know that when we went to my second uncle's house to play cards, we brought a boy home?" Zhong Qing smiled slightly and said meaningfully.

"Cousin, what are you talking about! Today...it's too late today. Liu Changan sent me home. I asked him to come up and have something to drink before going back." Bai Hui blushed and explained quickly. The smiles on her parents' faces were too ambiguous. It was as if Liu Changan was her boyfriend.

This also made her feel even more guilty and hot-tempered. It was not like her mother and cousin didn't know that Liu Changan had a girlfriend, but she still took him home. She didn't know what they would think.

"Come in, come in, Xiao Liu, can you play mahjong? We happen to be short of one." Bai Shengtian pointed at the mahjong table and said.

"I can win casually, right? You won't let me go if I lose, right?" Liu Changan rubbed his hands. He hadn't played mahjong for a while. He killed all the Bai family today.

"Come here and see how much you can win!" Bai Shengtian said proudly.

"Ah... you don't know how to play the partnership card, do you?" Bai Hui said worriedly. Mom, dad and cousin, what if they join forces to bully Liu Changan?

"Then help him look at the cards." Zhong Qing smiled and sat down first. When a girl starts to turn her elbows outward, it means that even ten cows cannot pull her back.

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