I'm really immortal

Liu Changan had no hope in Zhou Shuling's "improving herself". He gave her "Management" to read, just to speed up her self-awareness so that she would not continue to pretend to "improve herself" in front of him.

All people are created equal, and IQ is even more so.

Resources are also limited. Zhou Shuling has recently spent all her resources on the rational use of fat. She should eat a few more tons of lecithin. These added resources can increase her brain activity.

I hope that her brain activity will increase. Of course, this is not to encourage her to "improve herself." It's just that if her brain becomes more flexible, she will better realize that she has nothing to do with "learning."

"Disgusting!" Zhou Shuling sent him a message, just these two words.

He smiled, put down the phone, and did not reply to her, but he actually did not say "disgusting" but replaced it with "disgusting". His feminine taste was slightly reduced and his squeamishness was slightly increased.

Liu Changan continued to watch TV, and he wanted to go upstairs to see if Zhou Shuling had any late-night snacks. The meal Professor Liu invited tonight was very suitable for a refined boy who pursues a sense of ritual, but not suitable for ordinary people like Liu Changan.

One bite of sea cucumber, one bite of foie gras fried rice, just a few bites of several dishes.

"Do you want to eat the fried beef river?" Zhou Shuling shouted from upstairs.

"Aren't you sleepy?" Liu Changan shouted and couldn't help but laugh. He gets sleepy when he reads and wants to eat when he doesn't read. He is indeed Zhou Dongdong's mother.

Zhou Shuling stopped talking, and after a while there was no sound from upstairs. Liu Changan quickly said: "I eat, I eat, make me a portion too."

Zhou Shuling still didn't reply to him, but after a while she came down with two portions of dry-fried beef, gave him a look, and handed him the larger portion.

Seeing him sitting still like an old man, Zhou Shuling hit him angrily, then went to the refrigerator and took out a bottle of orange juice, poured half a glass for herself, and left the rest to him.

"There's so much beef in it." Liu Changan sighed with satisfaction, "Our living standards have improved significantly. I still remember the fried noodles you used to make. There was no meat in it, but a lot of bean sprouts."

"Then you eat delicious food too." The corner of Zhou Shuling's mouth curled up slightly, and she felt a little sweet when she remembered that everything he ate tasted delicious. At that time, Zhou Shuling could grow bean sprouts by herself and it didn't cost any money, so of course she put in more.

Liu Changan nodded. Zhou Shuling's fried rice noodles and fried rice noodles are actually more delicious than the soup noodles she made, because fried noodles usually add more meat and less meat, and her inventive spirit in making soup noodles is not used.

While eating noodles, Liu Changan put the book "Management" on the table again. Zhou Shuling hit him and quickly pushed the big book away, seeing that the rice noodles in his mouth were no longer fragrant.

While they were eating, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong came back. Zhou Dongdong dived under the electric heating table, then got out from the side next to the sofa, and squeezed in to sit between Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan.

"Dan Dan, do you want some more? I'll fry another one for you." Zhou Shuling asked hurriedly when she saw Shangguan Dan Dan's eyes flickering between the two plates of rice noodles.

Shangguan Dandan waved his hand, indicating that she didn't have to do anything, then walked up to Liu Changan with Owl in his arms and opened his mouth.

Liu Changan put a piece of beef into her mouth. Shangguan Dandan bit it and sat down. Liu Changan fed Zhou Dongdong another piece.

"I haven't eaten enough. They followed Zhu Juntang and ate everything from the basin." Liu Changan signaled Zhou Shuling not to worry about these two.

"Are you calling me and Dongdong pigs? Pigs eat like pots." Shangguan Dandan said angrily.

"Brother Chang'an, am I as good at eating as a pig now?" Zhou Dongdong said happily.

It turns out that when Zhou Dongdong first entered elementary school, Brother Changan said that piglets eat in a washbasin. That night, Zhou Dongdong wanted to prove himself by using a washbasin to eat, but his mother stopped him.

Are you finally that powerful now?

"Yes." Liu Changan agreed. For children, motivation and education should be the main thing.

Zhou Dongdong stood up quickly, opened his mouth and pounced towards Liu Changan's bowl. Liu Changan quickly grabbed Zhou Dongdong who was trying to imitate pig eating and put it aside. What a stupid child. He praised her for eating like a little girl. As powerful as a pig, you should learn how to eat as a piglet immediately.

Shangguan Dandan chuckled, dong dong is so cute.

"By the way, Miss Zhu sent me a message today, saying that her kitchen will have a batch of fresh super large oysters shipped tomorrow and give us a big bucket." Zhou Shuling is looking forward to the "super large oysters". It is her first time with Liu Changan I went to the buffet and realized how big oysters can be.

My usual impression is of the small oysters about the size of a sixty-year-old in the alleys of Wuyi Road.

"A big bucket? We can't finish it, right? You can't eat this thing unless it's fresh." Liu Changan said with some worry.

Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan strangely. Could he be someone else pretending to be him?

"Just kidding." Liu Changan laughed, "A big bucket is enough. There are many ways to eat oysters. You can eat them raw, fried, roasted, pickled, or stir-fried. I'll handle it. You don't even know how to open oysters."

"Why can't I?" Zhou Shuling was not convinced. When she was a child, she touched and handled mussels in river ponds. Raw oysters were almost the same as mussels.

"Big oysters are as big as my palm, and your arms are so long. You have to use force to open them. You can try it tomorrow." Liu Changan appreciated her dissatisfaction.

"Try...just try." How could it be so big! Is it bigger than the cafeteria? Zhou Shuling felt a little reluctant, but she couldn't let Liu Changan underestimate her, thinking that she couldn't even do such a small job.

She is not Shangguan Dandan. If she can't even do such a small job well, she might be considered useless by Liu Changan.

Zhou Shuling was a little envious of Shangguan Dandan. This little girl never cared whether Liu Changan disliked her. Not only did she not work, she would also get angry when Liu Changan asked her to work. When she was angry, she would move Liu Changan's electrical appliances, and there was nothing he could do to her. .

After eating the rice noodles, Zhou Shuling went to wash the dishes. Liu Changan remembered that he hadn't practiced retouching for a while. Some of the shortcut instructions were unfamiliar, and he might have forgotten some of the little tricks. He had to become familiar with them again.

The photos I took for An Nuan last year have not yet been retouched this year. It takes an hour to take photos and a year to retouch them, which is normal, but I can speed up the process and make it more efficient. After all, I am doing the post-production of photos for my girlfriend.

Post-processing for An Nuan's photos saves a lot of work. The background is good and the retouching is easier. Unlike some girls, post-processing for her is basically to make a new face.

When Shangguan Dandan saw Liu Changan sitting in front of the computer and turning on the computer, he put down the thermos and walked over, got under his arm, leaned in his arms and looked at the screen, tapping the "steam" logo with his finger.

"I want to learn the application of new technologies that keep up with the times." Liu Changan suddenly felt that Shangguan Dandan was not as good as Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling at least knows how to "improve herself". With this idea, what about Shangguan Dandan?

Shangguan Dandan is able to integrate into life as she is now, thanks to the "coffin education" that Liu Changan forced her to accept. After she left the coffin, she never had any operations to learn and improve herself.

I just do nothing every day, boil water, drink effervescent water, play cards, eat, lead Zhou Dongdong around, and never do anything else meaningful.

I haven’t even learned to ride an electric bike yet.

Now that I have added to my daily routine of playing games, I just don’t keep up with the times to improve my knowledge level.

Shangguan Dandan ignored what he said and continued to tap the screen with his little finger.

Liu Changan ignored her and opened Adobe Photoshop Elements 2017.

Shangguan Dandan waited for a while and found that Liu Changan had no intention of quitting to play games for her, so he went to get the thermos bottle, then got back to his original position and stood, drinking water while watching him order some. .

Finding that Sister Dandan had not come back to watch TV, Zhou Dongdong also came over, one big and one small raised their heads to watch the operations that they could not understand at all.

"Okay, okay, you guys play." Liu Changan threw the mouse and scolded Zhu Juntang tomorrow when he saw her. It was all her fault.

Liu Changan: Defeat.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong: win.

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Some students may have misunderstood the end of the previous chapter. What Xia Hua means is that Changsheng has been updated unstablely, and there is basically no continuous update. After updating a chapter, I don’t know when the next chapter will be updated. If there are too many new books in my collection, Xia Hua Just hurry up and update Immortality, that's all. I don't know why it is interpreted as threatening readers. What idiot author would threaten readers like this?

Please add the new book to your collection, thank you.